CIVILIZATION THRED
>you should know the rules by now edition
A dude, a dude with an orange hat, and Carlos the pupper wake up in a field with an apple tree
Dubs decides what happens next
>Don't do anything impossible
>You can't just kill everyone
>>676043733
Leader Hitler spawns
The dude steals the other dude's orange hat.
>>676043733
DOG FUCKS DUDES HAT, MAKING IT WHITE WITH CUM. DOG THEN FUCKS DUDE, AND STEALS HAT.
Carlos faps
>>676043733
use a branch from the tree to dig a hole
>>676043994
reroll
BALROXORIAN EMERGES FRON THE 66TH DIMENSION TO EAT THOSE APPLES!!!!
Dude with hat masturbates the dog, turning it into a sexy kawaii dog girl
>>676043733
Eat the pupper for nutrition
>>676044194
rerollllllll
A woman spawns
Start a fire using tree sticks.
>>676044197
Roll for Chinese civ.
>>676044194
reroll
>>676044146
Reroll
>>676044285
re roll ;0
They all die.
>>676044311
winrar
>>676044311
WINRAR
>>676044333
trpips
>>676043733
Go on 9gag and create an NSFW advice animal meme
>>676044333
>>You can't just kill everyone
nazis coming
>>676044311
>>676044533
winrar
>>676044311
>>676044508
I'm not killing them, they die of natural causes.
a kawaii girl spawns and becomes a cum dump
Dudes get food from the tree
Balroxorian, a being of pure energy, eats all the apples
The faint sound of goosestepping can be heard in the distance
Dudes eat the dog
>>676044746
>>676044194
reroll for both happening at once.
>>676045078
reroll
>>676045013
They attack Balroxorian
>>676045078
roller
>>676045125
rey rawl
>>676045013
We dig a hole and find 2 mole women and have orgy in their mole tunnel
>>676045078
rulong
>>676045013
The guys take turns fucking the doge to death, then they offer its corpse to Balroxorian as a gift
>>676045179
>>676045184
rerolll for both
>>676045249
rolling
The giant seal riding a pineapple falls from the sky
Dudes plant the remaining tree seeds and cut the tree for wood
>>676045318
>>676045249
rolling for both of these
The sun IMplodes.
>>676045344
winner winner chicken dinner
dude with orange hat chops down the tree cause why not?
>>676045344
WINRAAAAAR
>>676045078
this
>>676045533
WINROR
>>676043733
>Apple turns into blackhole
>Evaporates due to hawking radiation
>releases enough energy to wipe out all life on earth
Problem solved
>>676045608
Rerole
Seal on pineapple appears
AND OH MY GOD ITS THE NAZIS
>>676045885
They team up with nazis to kill Balroxorian
>>676045608
WINRAR
>>676045318
>>676045249
>>676045420
rolling for these
>>676046005
Seth Rollins
This is exactly the Same as that one thread... Now we need a dude named Robin to appear
>>676046152
reroll
>>676045885
Have sex with everyone on screen
>>676046183
Rerolle
>>676046195
re roll
>>676046005
roll
A tornado starts and kills anything that can fly
CHOP DOWN THE DAMN TREE
Robin appears
Doggo becomes sexy waifu, other waifu is cum dump, in a coma from all that hardcore railing from orange guy
>>676046269
>>676046195
reroll
>>676046591
Everyone forms into one giant penis that sucks itself