>>676036879
Not your personal army.

>>676037426
yes you fucking are. You haven't been on 4chan long enough to know this you dumb ass. There use to be "If you hate them, post their contact info" and "Fuck this up for me!" and more and more, now /b/ is a soft little pussy

Nah it was a good movie. Get the fuck over it faggot

>>676037569
>pedo detected.

>>676037569
Lol YOU obviously haven't been on 4chan long. NYPA has ALWAYS been a response to retarded shit like this. Deal with it. The movie was good $250 million worldwide gross and counting ;) eat a bullet pussy

>>676037966
>soft pussies
>pedo
if you are fucking a hard pussy in general, I feel bad for you

>>676037785
>>676037982
>>>/co/81069898

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You know the first hour of the movie made perfect sense... then it went off the rails.
But now we know they cut thirty minutes out of the movie for cinema release. A whole fucking half hour!
They left in The Flash sending a message from the future and the Parademon attack, but they cut out Barbara Gordon and what Lex Luthor wanted.
Maybe when we see the full version in July we might have a decent movie.

>>676037426
/Thread

>>676038569
>went off the rails.
Give me an example

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>>676036879
#BatmanDoesn'tKill
#BatmanDoesn'tUseGuns

This shit pissed me off the entire movie. I tried to enjoy it, but they ruined Batman's character. I tried to let them slide with the Batman torture scene, but this is bullshit.

>>676038689
Went off the rails... okay, well we never knew what Lex Luthor wanted. He went to extraordinary lengths to engineer a fight between Superman and Batman. It would seem he wanted Supes to kill Bats, then Doomsday to kill Superman, but we never truly understood why he wanted to do that. What did he have to gain?
Then at the end he says, "the dinner bell has been rung and can't be unrung. And he has heard it." This is about Darkseid (seen in the Parademon attack)... so we can guess that Luthor knows Darkseid is coming, but that's all the clues we're given.
This lack of understanding makes it a very unsatisfying story.

>>676039160
It would make sense if it was Flashpoint with Thomas, cause he uses guns

>>676039366
Yes he did what are you talking about. Luthor talks about how it talk was a religious nut and was always obsessed with defeating "God" so here comes superman (a god) and everyone praises him. Luthor wanted humanity to see that all the praise they're giving him was misplaced. A lot of it is ambiguous on purpose to raise questions that will be answered in justice league

>>676039160
Who cares. Not every version of batman has to be earth primes version where he doesn't kill. Get the fuck over it. This is coming from a big batman fan too

>>676039711
*luthor talks about how his dad was an obsessed zealot

>>676038689
You dumb or something nigger? The movie did not make sense, seriously. I mean look at Batman. He is so fucking dumb in this movie. The acting was good but the directing is shit tier.

>>676040085
Still didn't give me an example
HOW is he "dumb"

>>676039711
Thats the failing... "questions to be answered in Justice League"
So what you're saying is Lex Luthor wanted to engineer a fight between Superman and Batman because he was pissed off that some people like Superman?
That's his reason?
Well that's a pretty fucking dumb reason.

>>676040474
well you obviously haven't read comics with Luthor in it then bud. Most of the comics with him in it that's his driving force behind it. He hates him because he's a god

>>676036879
Ok, there are interesting au stories where batman and superman kill people but it's not good for a longrunning series or a faithful adaptation. I mean if they both kill people why is the Joker or Lex Luthor still alive? And now they can't do the red hood because batman kills people in this universe and the point of that story was that Jason was pissed he didn't kill the jojer. It was so fucking horrible

>>676040343
He let Lexy control him. I mean come on, this is Batman, the World's Greatest Detective. Lexy tried to do this but backlashed because Batman knew. Can't even figure out what 'White Portuguese' is.
The spear could also be thrown.

>>676040773
That's some shit nitpicking my man

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Im I the only one who thinks that doomsday is looks the same as a ninja turtle?

>>676039711
Being hyperthetical, if we said, "Lex Luthor learned of, or even communicated with Darkseid from the crashed ship. And then made a pact with Darkseid. But before Darkseid will come he needed to remove Superman to prepare the way (a task he completes)... Then that would give Lex Luthor a reason for his actions.
Saying he did it because he was pissed off at Superman is a shitty reason.

>>676040940
>nitpicking
FOR YOU.

>>676041095
Yeah. You're the only one

>>676039160
There are multiple versions of Batman that both kill and use guns. Get fukt faggot.

>>676041248
Doesn't make it good

just watched the movie, DAMN! this movie was 10/10! A+ !

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>>676041437

>>676041413
FOR YOU

>>676041413
Oh well. Deal with it that's how it's gonna be for atleast a decade. So get nice and cozy

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>>676041437

>>676040773
Superman clearly had to drive the spear through Doonsday with incredible force, that's why he couldn't throw it you nitpicking autistic faggot.

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>>676041181
Look again , friend. Pretty the same.>>676041095

>>676041413
Doesn't make your opinion a good one.

>>676041500
>>676041582
Lol ok queer bait. You give me your version of the movie that YOU think should've happened

>>676037569
You stupid faggot /b/ only raided people for fun...this is in no way funny and you should seriously kill yourself if you care this much about some silly fucking movie

Any ok streams of it available yet?

>>676041699
Nah not really

>>676041922
Yeah. Cineplex has a great one for $11.50

>>676041892
words hurt anon :(

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>>676041538
So Batman using guns made this movie good for you, I'm glad you are retarded enough to think that alone makes it good.
>inb4 NO THERE WERE TONS OF GOOD STUFF
just no ... no, not even close. This movie was an abortion.

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>>676036879
COMICS ARE SO IMPORTANT

>>676042061
Except it wasn't. 250 million worldwide gross and Counting faggot ;)

>>676041583
Oy vey, I was talking about Batman you fucking DC cum loving transsexual homosexually inclined little nigger. Superman needed to get close I don't disagree with you.
But Batman, he only needed to shoot the guy before throwing him out of a plane.

>>676039377
i felt some paradox influence too

>>676042032
Top kek

>>676042034
Then dont come to the best place to find the worst of them

>>676042061
For you.

>>676041699
the head shape is totally different.. how can something be identical with such an basic thing like "the form" different?

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now im' bout to watch Man Of Steel again cause i enjoyed Batman v Superman so much... sup

>>676042061
It makes it good among other things. It shows how disillusioned Batman has become. He's lost faith in his cause and now disregards some of the key tenets of his mission. It's a Batman we haven't seen in the cinema yet. It's fresh and that is one of the reasons it made the movie good.

>>676042294
ya aint gotta be a meanie tho

>>676042032
>>676042282
>Samefag

>>676042470
For me it is a mix of hulk with a ninja turtle. Hulk body and ninja turtle face. I almost loled when i first saw it.

>>676042215
Oh my god, I totally understand now, thank you. I didn't realise money equals quality, I mean it's not like people saw it because they thought it would actually be good or out of morbid curiousity. Yes, just because people saw it makes it good, critic scores barely over 30% mean nothing.

>>676042233
Superman is fast enough to avoid bullets. What makes you think Batman throwing a spear would be fast enough to hit him, you retarded cock-gargling thunderfuck.

>>676042282
Nope. Nice try though faggot.

>>676042827
Ah, yes... I was wondering what would break first...Your spirit, or your body?

Did you remember Batman shot him with a Kryptonite-gas compound? You foolish peasant.

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>>676042677
>retarded fag

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>>676042677
Nope. Faggot.

>>676042818
And yet audience reviews are higher than that. Why would I care what some fucking faggot who's never read comics before has to say about it?

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>>676042791
ok, is really not important for me... i realized after closing photoshop

>>676043075
>>676042936
>Literally retarded

>>676036879
Christopher Nolan was the best
they should have waited 20 years to make other Batman movies

>>676043042
Do you remember when it wore off and Superman quickly returned to being way stronger/faster than Batman? Even when he was affected by the kryptonite Batman still had a fight on his hands.

>>676043304
LOL no?
I'm a huge batman fan but the only good one in the Nolan trilogy is the dark knight TDKR was fucking awful. It WOULDVE been good if joker was in the 3rd

>>676043143
Yeah, it's like butt hurt fan boys, like you, are totally in denial or anything

>>676043211
Literally a faggot.

>>676043304
>Please please i want everything in the way i think

>>676036879
I've been saying Snyder shouldn't of been apart of this since man of steel. Why it took you dumb asses this long to figure the obvious out is just pathetic. I don't want him fired now. I want him to do every movie until this series dies so you people while finally fucking learn to use critical thought.

>>676043538
Batman Begins was quite good too
people tend to forget that one

>>676043561
Oh well like I said. It did well financially so get nice and cozy ;)

>>676043143 https://youtu.be/gYKeQczkFfM

>>676043480
Fuck, getting tired arguing, I rate the movie 10/10 would watch it again tbh. No major plot holes, just your mom's pussy and asshole. Wonderwoman's pussy is the shit.

>>676043538
he was going to be, but the actor for him died and it was too risky to get another one

>>676043753
Do you think that will actually continue?

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>>676043734
dats a wise man

Fuck off. It's was a great movie. Fuck nolan's shitty batman, this is the real deal, and finally a superman that's more than a childish, friendly 1920' cartoon. Too much watchmen to my taste, but it's one of the best comic, real life adaptations that has ever been made.

As a fan of DC comic and DC animated movies, I felt more than happy with the result. Great movie.

>>676036879
7/10?
5/10?

you do realize that this is complimenting. Has a metascore of 44

>>676043859

>your mom

Tell your parents before going online, kids.

>>676036879
this

so much denial itt holy shit.

It was a terrible movie, just visually appealing CGI and explosions.

>>676044072

>metascore
>thinks this means anything

Go watch The Room and The King's Speech if you want good ratings you pretentious faggot.

>>676043743
1 and 3 put me to sleep anon

>>676044065
>denial
it's ok to hate it anon

>>676036879

>>7/10
>>SHIT

Pick one.

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>>676036879
I'm late to the party, and I've not read the thread (yet) but you can all go and fuck yourselves.

This movie was a-fucking-mazing! Affleck nailed Batman. Cavill was great as Superman, again! Easywhateverthefuck was a better Lex than I thought he was going to be.

Nobody can deny that the first half-an-hour was awesome! Then you had character driven story and not just [plot twist part 1 at minute 15], [fight at minute 25], [kiss at minute 35], [plot twist part 2 at minute 45] generic bullshit.

Half of me believes that this is a Disney smear campaign because this hate is totally unwarranted.

Greates move ever? Fuck no. Greatest movie of 2016, probably not. But it shits all over Age of Ultron.

>>676044287
Don't kid me when you are clearly just another basement dweller faggot with no friends and probably never even kissed a girl.

>>676037785

Agreed. Nerds are just mad that comic books can't be good movies because comic books are cheesy and lame.

Awesome movie 9/10 cause I still need to see the 30 minutes left.
Finally we can get pass the stupid, slow, shitty fighter, throat cancer Bale's batman. I can understand how people who actually read comics can stand that version. Good movies, awful batman.

>>676044879
Gonna have to disagree with you on that bud. Comics are great

>>676036879
This >>676037426 and this >>676038594

>>676036879
This movie was the worst thing since the holocaust and man of steel was good https://youtu.be/OZeqQlmOPgs

>>676044834

>on 4chan
>calling others basement dwellers

Look in a mirror you autistic cunt

>>676044879
>>676045091
People need to use the words "some" and "maybe" more often to avoid this kind of life wasting

>>676036879
Gotta agree with OP. Went to the critic screening (with another friend who is a critic and a comics nerd) and the whole theater of people, most of whom were wearing DC comics t-shirts and a few cosplayers, were leaving pissed. I was discussing the movie outside with my friend and we saw two jazzed-up fatsos walking towards us, exuberantly tipping their fedoras at anyone who caught their sweaty gaze. They walked right up to us (I guess because I was wearing a batman shirt, not ashamed of my power levels) and started running their mouths about how this was the best movie theyd ever seen, and genuinely seemed offended when I said it wasn't that good. This seems to be the case with anyone who loves this movie, they are all autistic neckbeard basement dwellers who only watch superhero movies and jack off to naked japanese cartoons.

>>676036879
the movie sells anyway and that is all that really counts in the industry. So get excited for him to shit all over Justice League he will even write the second one himself

http://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2016/03/26/box-office-batman-v-superman-tops-200m-worldwide/#1bd26d663fc8

>>676045431
Nice anecdotal evidence. Fucking loser

>>676045091
>>676045091

Sure, they may be enjoyable but they aren't some paragon of literary fiction. They are eye candy filled with cliché and so will their movie adaptations.

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this will be the final nail in ben affleck's careeer

>>676045349
I am looking in the mirror we call our screens. Now, honestly tell me what made BVSDJ good in your own oh so intelligent alpha-male analysis.

>>676045674
Then you haven't read the good ones out of the bunch

>>676044576
I was just quoting what the majotity of the press thinks. No need to get all excited retard

>>676045783

Kek. Yeah, the best on screen Batman is going to ruin his career.

>>676044803
>denial

>>676044879
>cheese and lame
you've not ready Batman New 52 or you would see how fucked up the dollmaker is

>>676045271
then go away. every post you make is 1 more post to bump it

>>676045431
Well shit, here i was thinking they wouldn't be sperge lords. Sorry anon :(

>all autistic basement dwellers
Nah, my sister got mad and she is nothing like that.


>>676045588
>getting this mad that someone called your taste shit
so you like watching movies that have little sense, small amt of dialog, and at best so little of a plot that you have to watch it again?

>>676045783
He did fine as Batman, the issue was the movie. I figured he was a good Batman the entire time but it was the director and the writers that fucked it all up

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>>676045964
>best

nice meme

>>676045783
>genuinely thinks that
Yikes. Cringey as fuck my man

>>676044879
You're actually closer to the truth than you realize.

Comics don't work once you're a grown-up. There is no justifiable reason for a man to dress as a bat because his parents were murdered when he was a kid. And even if there was, he would be arrested or killed within weeks.

It's like wrestling. You have to suspend a certain part of reality in order for it to work. People who read comics get this and do it. People who don't read comics don't and don't get those who do.

A Superhero movie has to get the casual viewer to suspend that reality too and accept superheroes. It's hard to do well, which is why most of the movies suck.

Marvel do it very well because all their characters are one-dimensional (inb4 DCfag). DC characters are pretty similar except they have an element of adulthood to them.

DC movies are unforgiving cos you're watching someone try to portray a superhero as an adult and not a cartoon.

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>>676046126

>>676045783
You are absolutely wrong.

>>676046096

Character, not film. Bat Affleck is far and away the best portrayal of a Batman we have seen.

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>>676045588
Dude, come on. We all now you're one of them

>>676046423
Nice projection.

>>676045845
-original cinematic Batman
-not some one-liner, fan service, fluff piece, Disney family movie
-good introduction of characters without feeling forced into the story
-no fucking Stan Lee fag cameo
-stuck to comic characters
-good cinematography
-good fight sequences
-solid soundtrack

The list goes on.

>>676036879
snyder deserves a medal for ruining your gay little nerd fantasy.

hopefully this is another milestone in the decline of super capeshit movies

>>676046073
>tl;dr

you posted that like the whole thread gives a fuck about your opinion.

>>676037569
>post their contact info
>calls people newfags

fuck off you baneposting bitch, /b/anana threads only on this board.

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>>676046481
Nice comeback.

>>676045783
the movie makes money and despite being critically bashed Affleck's performance is getting some praise. You couldn't be more wrong

>>676046096
can you say that when we could understand him and he had a voice modular on him vs NolanKnights RARGLELARLARLALRALRL

>>676046423
You know the sad part is, i bet none of us in this thread are fat fedora guys. We are just skinny mad nerds. I'm ok with this

>>676046554
what kind of movies do you want to see anon?

please tell me how you want to see another Horror movie

>>676046557
?
No, i was answering several people dumbass

>>676046656
eeeeeew
fucking hate bane posting, and I hate that fucking banana. /b/ is not what it use to be unfortunately. I am sad anon

>>676046656
you're a big guy

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>>676046533
when your hope movie fails and you need to bash marvel to feel better about yourself

>>676046533
I actually loved the Batman in this movie, to be honest. What I didn't like about it is how they made him seem too.. Delusional. Batman is always level-headed and a genius.
I also agree with cinematography, fight sequences and soundtracks.

But you have to see that there are major plot holes. I mean what was Lexy's intentions?

>>676046533
>I'm just made civil war is gonna be amazing.

>>676046216

Yeah when I said that, I didn't necessarily mean that comics are bad because of it but it's not like there's some deep understanding of philosophy and character development that is lacking in these movies. It's that it's lacking in the source material to begin with. Just the fact of comic adaptations.

This autistic fuck two seats next to me was flailing his arms all around and going "this is SO bad!" during the movie. Wanted to punch him in his virgin dick and tell him to not quote every RedditTomatoes review he's read.

>>676046900
For you.

ITT: Trolls trolling trolls pretending they are not trolls which makes this thread full of aids.

Also this movie was going to be terrible ever since the extended trailer revealing the film Is terrible.

>>676047317

That was cut out to make the movie shorter for the theatrical release.

>>676047204
Captain America
Ant-Man
Both Hulk movies
Iron Man 1, 2, and 3
Age of Ultron
All of the Marvel television series


All were shit.

>>676047478
I'll wait for torrents then.

>>676047317
He's getting old. He's realizing that his time as batman is coming to an end. That's why he's branding people. So batman will remain after he has stopped.

His hard-line code is also swaying. He hurts people more, uses bullets and even allows criminals to be killed, even if he doesn't kill them directly.

On top of it all, Lex has been fucking with him. Batman fighting Superman is the final move in a chess game Lex has been playing for over 2 years.

For a CGI-fueled superhero flick, there are lots of subtle plot devices in this movie.

We'll all come to realize it, hopefully before it's too late.

>>676047848
>both hulk movies
>hello, I'm so retarded I don't know which movies are and aren't in the mcu

>>676047441
After Bruce Wayne's "dream sequence" had ended and he did the typical jump-awake thing, some kid a few rows behind me said "what the fuck?"

I think everyone in the cinema house was thinking the same thing.

>>676047848
the point of this is that after man of steel these movies are supposed to be in the same universe, and this movie didn't deliver how it was expected, hell, if the movie was to be bad, people wouldn't expect it would be this bad.

>>676048334
Does it matter? They were still shit. Just because they were made by separate companies doesn't mean they weren't still Marvel. They still had the Marvel brand.

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Im going to go see it tonight, may bring alcohol just incase, your scaring me /b/ should i prepare for the worst?

>>676048381
Well then you're all dumb as fuck. It was foreshadowing when darkseid comes to earth. How was that hard to piece together

>>676048884
No. It's good. Just use your fucking brain and you'll be able to piece together the story

>>676048482
Please explain how it didn't deliver. It set up the entire DCCU for the next decade.

>>676036879
Eat a dick faggot. The movie is doing well.

>>676048905
Is Bruce Wayne fucking pyschic

>>676049138
>denial
don't worry, you will see the same soon.

>>676049074
ok, imagine all the next dc movies like this one

>>676036879
fuck that guy
strawpoll.me/7190803/

>>676048992
Exactly. Fucking retards want to be spoonfed a story instead of using their brain.

>>676049233
Then they'll all be pretty fucking good.

>>676036879
we don't have any friends at /co/ do we? I just watched it.
Sucker Punch was better. No raid today.

>>676049177
Who cares? Why does every question HAVE to be answered in just one movie?

>>676049245
fuck that guy
http://strawpoll.me/7193768/r

>>676049074
But at what cost?
It was too preoccupied with clumsily setting up the next movies it forgot to be something you could actually watch without getting eye/brain cancer.

>>676049508
Good job

>>676049219
>I'll just green text denial to every comment that doesn't support my narrative
Lmao what a cuck

>>676049339
if the movies are as good or better than man of steel then yes.

if you say this movie was as good as man of steel you are in denial sir

>>676049483
Because otherwise IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.

>>676049786
I try.

>>676049539
It delivered on exactly what it promised to. We got to see Batman fighting Superman, and it set up the Justice League. I'd rather have a few scenes thrown into the movie so it's a part of the actual story rather than these stupid fucking scenes after the credits.

>>676049835
Cuckold historically referred to a husband with an adulterous wife and is still often used with this meaning. In evolutionary biology, the term cuckold is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own. ...

>>676049914
Rigid adherence to preconceived information.
Autism.

>>676049876
It was easily as good as MoS and I'm on Superman's dick so that's saying something.

>>676049914
So you wait for the next movie to come to answer the questions that were raised during the last one? That's how movies in a franchise work you dumb faggot. Eat a bullet