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Come on best & sick gore/rekt Show all Ur pics,vids and gifs
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>>676036285
Did he die?
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>>676036863
He's only leaking strawberry jelly
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>>676036863
Think So
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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>676037433
go to bed kid
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>>676036285
OP did you try to start a thread with only one picture?
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>>676037433
This is 4chan dude
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>>676037433
Someone is butthurt. Stay away from 4chan pussy.
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>>676037433
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>>676037543
Have no More i have a new disc
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>>676037433
T R I G G E R E D
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https://strawpoll.me/7167254
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>>676036285
too soft. Are you a newfag?
>>676037433
>You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present.
>Yuo are in /b/
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>>676038279
that's pretty fucking cool
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>>676038548
Forgot it
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http://www.imswinging.com/

as endorsed by meatspin.com and 2friends1fish.com
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>>676038548
Too soft really xD
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>>676036285

what happened to that guy , gunshot ?
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>>676039095

Nerve gas
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This is a classic.
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>>676036285
Man I hope he is ok.
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>>676037433
Get off 4chan, you're too soft and weak. If pussy shit like this disgusts you then you really don't want to know the world you live in pal. Complain somewhere else.
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Does anyone have the gif where the mouse gets his dick chopped off with scissors?
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Does any one have that webm of that dude being mutilated by the powerdrill, been searching for that for ages
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>>676037433
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>>676037433
faggot
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>>676039665
why the fuck would you want to see that?
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>>676039095
Gunshot and crash
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You guys are all sick.

And I ain't a newbie or faggot.
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>>676039760
all these 12 y/olds falling for the bait
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>>676039466
>newfag detected
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>>67604006
>And I ain't a newbie or faggot.
Well you're sounding like one, faggot
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>>676039466
how can someone be this edgy lmao
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>>676039322
Indeed
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>>676039665
requesting animal abuse? have fun
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>>676040517
Hahahah fuck
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>>676040537
movie title?
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>>676036285
But he looks cool without the helmet
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>>676040658
Low resolution "screenshot"

try harder
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Say whatever you like but you all need a doctor or something.

Come on, call me faggot. I know you want to, c'mon, do it ;)
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Walking dead
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>>676040821
my doctor was killed by a faggot you insensitive sonofabitch
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>>676040821
I'm not even gonna try. This is /b/. None of our shit is meant to be taken seriously, dumbass.
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>>676037433
>All these newfags not realizing this is pasta
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>>676038947
>xD
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>>676041010
"This is /b/" is not an excuse ;)
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>>676040951
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Bomb time
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>>676041429
Yay :)
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>>676041429
You're a faggot.
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>>676037433
I don't laugh at gore. I look at, let it soak in, as I come to the realization that people die every day and that anyone of us could end up totally rekt on any day
I don't even jump trains anymore or wear my headphones in public.
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>>676041352
You should really consider suicide. Faggot.
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If anything, these threads are reality checks.
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>>676041673
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>>676041985

Can't think of anything better to say? ;)
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>>676042243
underaged faggot detected
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>>676041752
Dude, I never thought about it, but I know I have a much better understanding of how fragile the human body is and I take greater cares to protect it. Much greater respect for machinery and don't get me started on dashcam videos. I am Sherlocking potential driving hazards like a boss now.
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>>676036863
No he was merely pretending to be dead.
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>>676036863
he did fine, he only needed a few days of rest and some aspirines
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>>676041752
>>676042573
Only implied, but meant to obviously state that this is all due to seeing shit like this on the internet.
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>>676042573
This!
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>>676042243
can you fucking stop ;)?
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>>676041429
I've been 8 years on /b/ but you really need some helf, you fucking [spoiler]sick[/spoiler]
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>>676040537
I completely forgot about this. Imma need the movie title m8
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>>676042864

No
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>>676036285
Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

I'd go on about how fucked up you all are, but I'll restrain myself right now.

Just hope one day that you will never have a hard life even nearly as those who have ever lost their loved ones.
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>>676042864

No.
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>>676039726
Holy fucking shit! That was brutal, effective, but non the less brutal.
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>>676043410
Ok. That got me.
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this kills the crab
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>>676043496

This looks fake as fuck
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>>676038647
i hate shit like this
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>>676040517
Circumcised Mickey Mouse
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>>676043496
V/H/S 2. Nice
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>>676043496

if that's real, dude totally whiffed it.
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>>676044307
FUCK, TOO MUCH
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>>676044307
What the holy fuck?
Dude, I've seen some shit in my days, but this tops it all.
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>>676044278
Hard dude
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>>676044314
Poor kid
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>>676037433
Hush now sweetheart, go back to your liberal arts studies and continue thinking the world is a magical place.
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>>676044348
it's from a movie
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Cheese
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>>676037433
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>676041352
Gtfo newfag
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>>676044480
>>676044529
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>>676044071
"I hate shit like this"
- Eats bacon for breakfast

Cool story bro
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>>676045097
Absolute mad man
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>>676039726
fake and gay
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>>676045235
Kek
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>>676040007
Combo x2
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>>676045456
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>>676045235
Dude looks so stoned. Someone's having a good day.
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>>676045965
Freaky Hard i Cant sleep the next time
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>>676044314
wonder if suicide looks like the kind of kid to get the shit kicked out of him daily
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>>676044974
Dude are you for fucking real right now? You have got to be kidding me you fucking fake and faggy piece of shit. I bet 1000 dollars you are a fucking liar. You fuckin guido tool douchebag.
1. You are too young and shitty to even graduate from school
2. In case you did. How many blowjobs did you give to graduate?
3. Secret raids on Al-Quaeda? I bet you only sucked Osama's dick
4. 300 confirmed kills? I think you meant 300 confirmed anal sex with men
5. Your trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you fucking moron
6. You think your cool for getting trolled for reading this?
7. I don't give a fuck if you come to my house with your spy bitches, I will beat the fuck out of you
8. Only with your bare hands? I bet you can only do handjobs, fag
9. The entire arsenal? you are a fucking faggot lier
10. If your SO badass, than why are you on /b/?
11. You better watch yourself because I will fucking hunt you down myself.
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>>676044974


Wow, your an asshole. You want to scare me? OOH, big bad navy seal. 300 kills. Your such a bad ass! OH, I am SO sorry to have provoked your wrath! You should ask yourself, did I DIRECTLY challenge you? Did I TELL YOU SPECIFICALLY that I WANTED to beat your ass? No I did NOT! I said I was a pacifist. I even said I DON"T want to fight you. You should read the posts more carefully before you decide to lash out hatefully and threaten me. This was simply about how I don't (lift? No, I do not lift things, if your talking about weights or something) or exercise, I don't care to, and I don't like bacon. You took this to a WHOLE other level. I was just defending myself from YOUR spiteful comment where you made fun of me for simply not liking bacon and that I don't lift weights. You, and that other buddy of yours, should calm down. And you do not scare me. I've come close to death a few times, and I'm not scared of it. I accept it. I've been robbed before, and have felt the blade against my neck. And I've been fucked with and threatened my WHOLE life from ALOT of other people, even from my own dad! He is tough and unforgiving. I grew up in a military family. My dad graduated from West Point (Lt. Col) and fought in Vietnam, for your freedoms and mine, like that of freedom of speech (be it threatening, hateful, and mocking like yours) and mine (where I was simply standing up for myself when you made fun of me). And I am not a kiddo, I'm 30. How egotistical. I'm done now.
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>>676043610
there's no blood.

fake
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>>676042845
This would have been me in summer 2014. Good to see it would actually work well!
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>>676046123
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>>676044974
To the people who are saying they are in the navy seals: You stupid fucks don't even understand. My father was a green beret and was taught personally by the highest ranking generals AROUND THE FUCKiNG WORLD OF THE TIME PERIODS 1975-1990. You little pieces of shit can't even comprehend all of the connections i have. My brother is one of the most persistent and accurate drone flyers on this fucking planet. i could just send him a link to this page and have him find your post and you will get vanned within a matter of fucking minutes just for shits and giggles. Matter of fact im on the phone with him right now, and you fucking faggots pretending to be the navy seals are going to get their asses to handed to him by the almighty american military. You better ready your shit, watch your fucking back. you are going to feel like there is eyes on you at all times because there ACTUALLY IS going to fucking be eyes watching you time. Eyes of the american government. i'm just sitting here laughing and waiting for the reign to fall upon you sacks of fucking 20 year old dog shit. Remember my drone flying brother? Yeah well he knows all of your faggots names and that drone is heading towards your shitstained houses and going to hit it with a missile so precise and exact that it will only destroy you and your sad little house. step outside right now, bitch. look into the sky.

You see that black dot? well thats the drone you faggot. best start running now you little bitch. You are the one who is done. You are the one who should hae held their fucking tongue. Prepare to suck the hard throbbing cock of the great thing we call justice.
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>>676044974
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
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>>676044974
Hey "navy seal" are you a navy seal or are you a marine? lmao. I currently serve and I've never heard of any navy seal having access to any type of marine weaponry. If your going to make threats, make them legit, and I highly doubt any actual, hardened navy seal would spend any of his time on this stupid fucking website. Get your shit straight, admit you live with your mommy, and that you fap to the idea of someone sodamizing you with a soldering iron....
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>>676044974


Holy Fuck, for as much as you faggots use this shitty copypasta will you please change gorilla to guerilla. I don't give a Fuck if you copypaste that shit from here until forever, but how come nobody has ever figured this out
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>>676046581
Holy Shit
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>>676046262
AS an ex Law Enforcement officer what you have just posted is considered Terroistic threatening under the FBI,FCC,And Homeland Security Laws is punishable by no less than 5 years and up to 10 years in prison and a fine of up to $100,000. Threatening to kill someone publicly is one of the most stupid things you could do. Also some advice for the future you can delete things off reddit but reddit Has to keep all records for up to 5 years according to the patriot act. if i see another comment from you like this again you will get a visit from your local and state law enforcement angencies, this is not a threat it is positively a promose from me to you. have a nice day.
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>>676037433
Nice Dubs
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>>676046700


I say, what the devil did you just audaciously proclaim about my well-being, you trollop? I shall inform you that I have graduated top of my class at the Gentleman’s Academy of Sophisticated Persons, and have been involved in numerous endeavors with the Ruffians down the street from my abode; might I also add that I’ve accumulated over 300 pieces of antique furniture? I am educated in fine dining and high class catering and I’m the top Victorian era furniture appraiser in the entire high society. You are naught to me but a simple, uncouth brute. I shall embarrass the dickens out of you with class the likes of which has never been witnessed before on this humble planet, I solemnly promise. You assume you can disrespect my image on the internet? Think again, savage. As we speak I am contacting my diligent secretary to arrange a brunch together at the finest coffee shop in town, so you had better prepare a fetching enough outfit to compete with my immaculate attire, barbarian. The brunch that sends you packing back to the countryside. You are inevitably defeated, heathen. I can be booked at any appointment, any hour, and I can educate you in over seven hundred cultures, and that’s just with the literary selection in my guest lobby. Not only am I extensively fluent in in several languages, I have access to the entire Giorgio Armani fall collection and I will flaunt it’s finely tailored mastery to outshine your drab, common appearance off the face of humanity, you slob. If only you had foreseen the kind of comeuppance your inflammatory “insignificant” comment was bound to earn you, perhaps you would have tempered your words. But you insisted, and now I will teach you manners and grace and you will learn dignity and poise, yet. Consider yourself in etiquette school, peasant.
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>>676047103
>wrekt

newfag
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>>676044307
Holy fuck, that's horrible!
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Damn this bait is too good bruh
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>>676042013
Unwanted boner killers
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>>676047622
DAYUM BITCH
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>>676046388
>>676046262
>>676046629
>>676046663
being this new you fucking faggots haha go hang yourselves
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>>676046974
fter the female has declined the beta male's often deceptive and duplicitous mating attempt, the male is left in a state known as 'The Chivalric Slump' in which to cope with the mental anguish, his body releases a chemical induced growth on the head,known as 'Betachlorium-Euphoroxide', or more commonly known as 'The Fedora' This removable extension of the male is now a social stigma, and contains all the superfluous euphoria and beta-ness of the individual, which can be attached to others to infect and spread the condition. Inexplicably, the rate of consumption of My Little Pony products and whining dramatically rise. - from the Documentary 'David Attenborough Presents: The Suburban Basement'
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>>676045235
they turned him into a Squidbilly.
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>>676047879
16 year old boy asks his Mom: "Mom, what are you going to get for me for my 18th birthday??

The Mother answers, "son that's still a long way".

The boy turns 17 & one day he faints.

His Mom takes him to the hospital & the doctors says: "Madam your child has a bad heart".

Being the child On
the stretcher the child asks, "did he tell you I'm going to die??

Mom Starts crying"

The boy finally recovers on his 18th Birthday, he comes home & on his bed was a letter his mom had left him.

The letter said "Son if you are reading this its because everything went well.
Remember the day you asked me what was i giving
you on your 18th birthday & didn't know what to Answer you?? "I gave you my heart"
take care of it and happy Birthday
Sn"

The mother was dead coz she
had to give up her heart to her son.

Nothing is bigger than MOM's Heart and Love...

send this to 10 friends in under 5 seconds or you'll die raped by a bull.


Write I love you mum
If you trouly love her
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>>676038855
You're fucking sick
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>>676044210

C A R L O S
A
R
L
O
S
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>>676041429
Thank you. You are my hero
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>>676036285
That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>676046629
Try this!!
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>>676044066
holy shit, that stupid guy
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>>676037433
this is /b/ newfag
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>>676037433
Nobody is dealing with your shit. You are going to be fucked in the ass with a cheese grater lubed up with ghost chili pepper sauce and fucking Australian bull ants whilst I affix to my right index finger an unwashed steak knife from a local mexican restaurant and proceed to rub your crusty fucking clit with it and using my left hand to grope your fucking titty with a god damned taser. Once I get bored with that Ill spin you the fuck around and fuck your dirty cunt with an 80-grit sandpaper condom I made at the fucking home depot that I have covered with fucking bees. I'll thrust my boney ass pelvis into your soggy fucking kidneys on top of a god damned Tibetan nail bed as I lick the tears of shame and agony out of your motherfucking eye balls. Your utter agony will be a thing of legend as I pull out my dick and slit your throat with a fucking plastic spork so I can jizz down your god damned throat hole as I dump chlorine bleach into your nostrils on your now flailing head. All of this whilst I live webcast this shit directly to your parents, the pope, and fox news for all to witness and enjoy and just as you gurgle your last breathe as it bubbles through your cum clogged trachea I'll take a massive pabst blue ribbon dump in your mouth. Cigarette?
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>>676049397
Thats /b/ Keep Calm
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I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetos that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>676049817
Thats a pasta newfag
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>>676041429
Elmer Fudd got da wabbit huehuehuehuehue
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Alright, you sick fucks. I've had enough of this bullshit, how could you seriously enjoy this gore shit? ITS ANOTHER HUMAN BEING FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! What kind of people are you, I thought 4chan was for memes, not this gore stuff! It's just not funny to see people suffering, I'll show you stinking fucking fedora neckbeards what suffering really is. I'll cut off your dick and shove a rasp into your asshole, then proceed to stick a wrench and a mace up there for good measures, I'll then watch you bleed out in front of me and in your last moments I will jizz all over your bare bloody ass, you dumb mother fuckers! GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELFES, DUMB NIGGERS!!!
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>>676050396
really???
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>>676038279
that's actually very interesting to me, I don't see anything gross about it....
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>>676051033
This is /b/ !
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>>676037433
You could punch your computer screen, like really hard. No need to wish now lil one.
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THIS


IS
GORE
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>>676037433
nice meltdown.
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>>676051617
MODS MODS MODS
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>>676051617

You sick, twisted, degenerate fuck. I hope you and your loved ones catch a rare form of cancer and die a horrible, slow, painful, hopeless death.
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>>676051033
N.B.I!!! You are under arrest!!! We Members of National Bureau of Investigation of the Republic of 4chan after having been duly sworn to in accordance with the law and armed with a warrant of arrest signed by Hon. Judge Moot, do hereby arrest you anon for the violation of being a newfag. Please surrender now or else will use brute force to arrest you Anon
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>>676040740
Humanoids From The Deep 1980
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>>676039726
these always end a bit to early, I want to see if she can get up after that.
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>>676051617
Fuck
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>>676051617
banned anon from 4chan
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>>676052003

News flash:

>She doesn't
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>>676037433
Checked
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>>676041752
Same
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(
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>>676036863
Nah, just a flesh wound
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>>676037433
its called morbid curiosity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbdMMI6ty0o
this will clear it up for ya buddy
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>>676038855
MODS MODS MODS
>Nice dubs
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>>676051253
You had me at selfie stick, but what happened?
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>>676040512
is there moar from that set?
>inb4 its the same pic, it obviously not
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>>676038647
no poor guy
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>>676038855
i've seen some shit on this board, but this? this is sick.
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>>676039636
go pig go
go pig go
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>>676045434
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/luka-magnotta-1-lunatic-1-ice-pick-murder-video-105356/
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>>676042886
>trying to [/spoiler] on /b/
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>>676047622
damn son
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>>676044314
poor child
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That shit'll buff out
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>>676054645
Sick
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>>676054645
fake. its just a sex doll.
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>>676037433
Copy pasta much?
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>>676055347
No blood = fake
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>>676055683
THATS THE BAIT YOU FUCKING CUNT. GO BACK AND REDO THE 4CHAN TUTORIAL BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY FAILED THE EXAM.
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>>676055347
>>676055683

Care to guess again?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/luka-magnotta-cannibal-killers-aunt-869087

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luka_Magnotta
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>>676054645
More
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>>676041429
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>>676037433
>people fell for this
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>>676045235
squidbillies
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>>676039466
its bait, i saw it in a different thread, DON'T FEED IT!
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>>676041675
This ^_^
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>>676055915
who is she?
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>>676043496
Shirt changes, gake n fay
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>>676056492
>she
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>>676046974
>reddit
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>>676056570
damn
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>>676039726
What a backstabber
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>>676043302
MORE BAAAAAAAAIT
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>>676056570
Kek.
Silly Anon, Silvia is a girl.
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>>676041429
This is horrible, fuck off you sick bastard
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>>676056816
Oh no
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>>676038855
Dude, fuck, I was eating
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>>676045235
he died happy?
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>>676057045
Sure dude
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>>676055510
Skate or die
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>>676046262
holy shit all the kids falling for the bait
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>>676048127
No one tells them that the virgins are grown men.
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>>676036863

No he converted to Islam.
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>>676038647
that is so inefficient
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Got a reddit army trying to shutdown my rekt youtube channel so watch while you can /bros.

https://youtu.be/aB16oRbno7U
https://youtu.be/3oRBo8frtQI
https://youtu.be/GKjBC9-6No0
https://youtu.be/ZbyfvR6Go0U
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>>676037433
It's always bait like this that gets the most responses, shows how fucking dumb /b/ really is
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>>676057658
Big dick
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>>676044214
there is just so much blood. how would you clean things up?
i mean. i have thought about freezing or ovening, but so much blood.
i will think some more
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>>676057658
He looks pretty handy.
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>>676057819
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