hello god

>>676035802
Cool

>>676035802
if dubs, you're not god

>>676035802
What's my power level?

>>676035802
I've always wanted to be fucked by God.

>>676035802
Indeed

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>>676035802
k then improve my life

How can you be god if i already am god?

>>676036005
if dubs i am god

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>>676035802
ant god

>>676035802
i see it on youtube, Dross

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>>676035802
Got some good loli?

>>676036070
Whats wrong with it?

>>676036201
He suck dicks.

Hello god, im loser

>>676035802
Prove to me that you're no fool.
Walk across my swimming pool.

>>676036070
Can't be done
>>676036032
0 fag
>>676036554
I know>>676036249
yeh

>>676036648
Mind if i come by in winter when its below -5°c?

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>>676035802
>tfw none of you faggots know the story behind this pic

>>676036857
Prove to me that you're divine.
Change my water into wine.

>>676036950
Cant be that important or else you would tell us

>>676036950
Dont tell them.

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>>676036281
I don't feel comfortable. Everything is good but it's not what i want. For me it doesn't matter how fucked my situation is, everything is good, even if it's not. So, I can say it's good but i feel like it's not, but it depends on how you look at it *blah blah blah*.

Aaaand that's the reason. I just want to stop thinking. Stop my mind.

>>676037085
Turn you glass upside down and back normal again, then open a winebottle and fill the glass. Voila water to wine.

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>>676036950
Don't tell them.
I downloaded the original pictures hoping to recreate what happened, but no luck so far.

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>>676037139
It's a bit long to explain but these guys covered it pretty well
It was creepy as fuck, I was lurking the whole time

https://youtu.be/Oj0upBqoQP4

>>676036950
OH I know it, saw it on a /x/ thread simulator, the origin of said pic

>>676036950
>none
nigger what

>>676037333
If it cant be improved it cant be improved.

Have you ever tried to observe your breathing without controlling it?

>>676036950
I already did, but just to prove my point which is following:
>Implying the backstory is hard to find.
I Imagesearched OP's image.

>>676037559
Thanks, will look into it after this thread died.

>>676037405
You just replaced them and not changed one into another.

>>676037559
kek ye i remember watching this late at night one night and I couldn't sleep at all. all i could see was that face

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>>676035802
If you are God, what I am?

>>676037974
You got your desired results, who are you to question god and his methods?

>>676038169
a fag

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>>676035802
if you're god, then why did you save a thumbnail?

>>676036950
>>676037500
The video still there

>>676038169
You are just you, nothing more and nothing less. You are complete as you are.

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>>676035802

Old Fags Will Remeber :-)

>>676035802
nah just a faggot

>>676038405
To entertain you.

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Here kids.

that day will be remembered...

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>>676036249

>>676038715
yeah sure, they are equal fag

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If you're God then fix my miserable life and burn this shithole site
If you're not then choke in dick faggot

>>676038945
nah

>>676035802
all these newfags not knowing this story, and this newfag OP probably watching the youtube video just now.

>thread is shit

>>676038945
Whats wrong with your life?

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>>676037692
Yes. I've got my own knowledge about our body and health. In my opinion we devolve.

Have you ever tried to feel feeling that you never ever felt before? After you think about it you start to feel it more and less (usually depends on your breathing) that's how you learn how to control it.

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>>676038811

>>676039229
Yes, during meditation and when im stoned. Both states when i actively watch my thoughts.

>>676039029
Tell me the story pls
I'll suck yo dick

>>676036294
i actually used to watch this guy untill the end of 2013. then the asshole started doing boring creepypasta videos. i cant belive that he now has 7M subs with his bad quality videos.

>>676039606

please refer to
>>676037559

>>676039099
I live in a shitty ass country with shitty ass people and noone would care if I fucking died like I could die in my shithole 20 square meters bungalow and noone would fucking find me or realize that I'm gone. The only thing I have is the internet and my fucking job of cleaning the streets

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Gimme one wish i want little croquets please tonight youre my god and my only god i dont believe in allahuakbar

>>676039767
I admit it, I'm a pussy, I can't watch it just tell me pls

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>>676039507
What does meditation gave to you?

Why not go to some rich country like germany? If mudslime niggers manage to do it so can you.

we all die

>>676040340
>>676040101
Forgot to quote

If dubs God is a faggot

>>676040433
fuck

>>676040287
The ability to reflect on myself and others without prejudice

will my gf leave me for who's she seeing Today?

>>676040340
It's easy for sandniggers to go there but they monitor people from here like we're Jews

>>676040683
yes. Better kill gf

Wow I haven't seen that image in a while, you're a new fag if you don't know what it is.

>>676039029
you're just a newfag who doesn't know the story and is trying to be edgy great job mate

>>676040694
Jews milk germany for money since 1945, they are untouchable and holy there like cows are in india. You cant say say something wrong as jew since anyone in germany disagreeing with you is a nazi. Sounds like a good deal for you.

>>676040980
Then tell us faggot

>>676040683
Does she have a reason to?

>>676035802
No, you're not.

>>676041062
I ain't a Jew tho

>>676041135

please refer to
>>676037559

>>676041249
Ur a fag

>>676035802
How's middle school going?

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>>676041206
yes I am

>>676041224
Nothing to worry about then. If your life is horrible and misery already, what do you have to lose?

>>676041365
no you're not.

>>676041499
That's the best fucking thing someone told me since I was born

>>676041760
Tell him to prove it

>>676041888
trips of do it faggot

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>>676041335
M-muh feelings...

>>676041365
Hi /x/, how are you?

Why not?

>>676042224
Sorry faggot didn't mean it

>>676041760

Why not?

>>676042428
Because I said. And I'm god.

>>676041202
I wouldn't think she does but she's been distant lately

>>676042514
Hm... Doesnt sound like a reasonable explanation..

>>676042773
Have you tried to talk to her about it?

>>676042925
I have but she just brushes it off and says she doesn't want to hangout as often and hanging out with him more

>>676043345
That does sound like an issue. Ask her if she stilk loves you and why she wants to spend time with him. Offer her activities that he offers her.

>>676035802
When did you transcend humanity? When did you stop thinking of humans as equals and started seeing them as what they really are, playthings?

>>676035802
If you're God then give me doubles

>>676035802
my opinion is THAT U DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT GOD IS . ...,,,,, Or next or mine post ends in trips

>>676043875
Keep rolling and they will come

>>676043758
Who claims such things?

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Hi dad

Just tell us the story please
PLEASE MY CURIOSITY'S KILLING ME

>>676043668
Ok thanks man.

if i roll quints op is actually god

All hail tech savvy demon god!

>>676044224
i rest my case

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>>676035802
x thread

>>676044131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj0upBqoQP4

>>676044224
Would you have accepted it if you got quints?

>>676044326
oh god what the fuck

>>676043974
>>> my inplay is more proved then OP\s .. i give my self an Faith out of hate for the Aith'iehst post in here... also >>676043668 Very C10s3

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>>676044326

>>676044473
What was it?

if dubs then op is Satan

>>676044434
You BIMBO

>>676044564
Im sorry i dont quite understand

if this post ends in 7 then op is a faggot

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>>676044680
Trust me, you don't want none of this shit

>>676036249
Winrar!

Here is the story behind this picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLxJS8k9pHs

>>676035802
do people really not remember this thread?

>>676044938
Just tell me, I missed it.

>>676044938
Tell me please I beg you

>>676045102
that was bait.

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>inb4 newfag

>>676045270
DELETE THIS

>>676045270
Ok oldfag tell the story behind the pic and the whole i am God thing I can't watch the vid

>>676045270
dude thats way fucked up

>>676045535
No we don't would you mind refreshing our memory?

samfagging all the way

>>676045535
>Guys friend has computer problems.
>That OP posts pics one by one.
>It makes that face.
>First pic has hidden "I am God" message
>Other spooky shit

Happy?

>>676045794
Meant this >>676045077

>>676045535
some semon demon was fucking around with someones computer

>end of story

>>676045270
YOU ARE A SICK FAG!

>>676045933
Yes very thank you

>>676045270
dude

>>676035802
Why are you here? Do you want something? I don't have money.

>>676047384
Purely for the experience and to learn.

>>676047542
Oh okay that's sounds alright.You trying to learn anything specific or are you just browsing about?

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>>676045270
the old "i'll delete this message go batshit crazy about it" le master troll

>>676045077
I remember house sitting while it was going on and the power going out. >>676045535
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/14736756/
Don't know if someone linked you

>>676047777
Everything can be a learning experience so i just see what comes up.

>>676047777
Quads and nobody gives a fuck

>>676047984
Ya know I never know what to say when I talk to you.

>>676037139
just look up the "i am god" shit in google

pretty spooky

>>676048129
Its a shame really. Lucky 7's and no one freaks out like they do with random gets.

>>676048253
When you are happy without words thats fine. God loves everyone unconditionally.

>>676048129
Happens every time I get quads

Links to relevant threads going on now

>>>/x/17511732

>>>/x/17512654


Second one is how I got here.
Of course none of this shit is real and it was debunked only to find what most predicted, it was some troll fag from /pol/.

Parties over, go home.

>>676048385
He linked me the vid and i got it open in another tab ready to watch as soon as this thread is over. Thanks though.

>>676048129
I do, good joob mate

Send some top notch pussy my way

>>676048557
As long as you are humble and thankfull for it the numbers served their purpose.

>>676048674
Thanks fam

>>676048818
Why top notch pussy?

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>>676048557
ive never got quads

>>676049041
Welcome

>>676049418
Do you need quads?

>>676049418
It's just numbers lad, it's ok