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CIVILIZATION THREAD Old one 404'd First dubs after each
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CIVILIZATION THREAD
Old one 404'd

First dubs after each post decides what happens!
Trips cause a random event!

So far: The toga dude rebuilt the twin towers, and have an infinite amount of supplies thanks to there lord and savior Zeus. However, zombies are piling up against the Trump Walls. Does /b/ have what it takes to defend against this catastrophe?

>Population: 3
>Supplies: Sideways 8 (-3)
>Status: Stinky
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>>676033411
self bump
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Build an airport to increase population
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>>676033411
The city is saved by the multicultural party van, killing all the zombies and rebuild the city into a mixed multi-racial city.
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>>676033411
Universe crashes revealing to be Windows 7 and then loads backup that has reset everything back to the basics
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>>676033411
plant a cock tree
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>>676033731
Reroll. It's our only hope of dealing with this
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>>676033636
This
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Launch a nuke in the zone
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>>676033411
Get water hose put out those fires. Gather weapons for zombies i.e: axe, ak-47, shotgun
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>>676033411
Japanese ninjas came to help, killing zombies with katanas and fedoras.
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>>676033411
nuke each side of the wall
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Space niggers show up and take over raping everyone and enslaving them
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>>676033991
roll
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9001 terrorists come and Allauh Akbar the zombies
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Summon lord Ivan the incredible to fight the zombies.
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Free alcohol for everyone results in population multiplication
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>>676034088
winrar
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>>676033991
rolling
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>>676033411
Hitler appears and instantly solves the problem
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>>676034088
>>676034172
don't do this OP if so you are a FAGGOT
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give them free education
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>>676034315
and healthcare
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>>676033991
rollin
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy4dQjKfy94qaRGKR6ttq_w
This channel invades the world and enslaves the people causing them to praise Kevin Morrisey every day. Everyone's children will get down syndrome and autism.
How about it op?
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>>676033411
Trumph got reelect to rebuild and turn civ threads great again.
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>>676033991
roll for this
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>>676034522
winrar do this next OP
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hey hey hey I tired to redo the thread cmon man let other artists participate

>>676033729
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>>676034088
Each wall gets nuked, destroying the wall and all the zombies. THE INFECTION IS CLEARED! But so is the wall.

>Population: 3
>Supplies: Sideways 8 (-3)
>Status: Feeling bombasticly explosive
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draw how a huge monsterdick slowly dig underneath the city to attack it
it needs 3 dub events to reach the city and only trips can safe them
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>>676034827
reroll
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>>676034764
50 niggers show up and take over raping and enslaving everyone now that the wall is gone
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>>676034764
Rebuild wall
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>>676034578
self reroll
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>>676034764
a helicopter crashes and 5 zombies get out and now the infection is back
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>>676034899
WINRAR ME YAY
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>>676034764
discover hydroponics
unlimited food and weed
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>>676034888
WINNER
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>>676034899
>>676034960
you didnt have a request gay faget
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>>676034960
>>676034888
Nope
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>>676035017
trips is random gay faget
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The village enters a costly trial with the i.r.s. due to a elaborate case of tax fraud.
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>>676035022
Wasted
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>>676034827
dubs get
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A nuke comes and wipes out the civ, then a new settlers sets up in the ground zero. They're brains rot and they start spouting feminist propaganda
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>>676034960
aw fuck my thread died
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>>676035102
Reroll
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>>676035159
not really. the random event is being triggered. any dubs before that mean nothing anyway
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>>676035229
Rollin
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Islam allahu ackbars the place and the world blows up
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>>676035215
come on, mommy needs a new pair of tits
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>>676034888
RANDOM EVENT: The air starts to get dry...

The toga dudes rebuild the wall

>Population: 3
>Supplies: Sideways 8 (-3)
>Status: Getting thirsty
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>>676034764
The civilization develops agriculture, allowing population to expand
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>>676035277
Again tho
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Order pizza and then throw it on the roof of the house
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>>676035253
Rereroll
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>>676035405
lol made me laugh
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Find women, make sex, much population increase
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>>676035433
Winrar
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>>676035429
Reroll
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>>676035433
Winrar?
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>>676035434
Rerereroll
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>>676035433
ayyy winrar
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>>676035433
Kek
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>>676035427
helicopter crashes 5 zombies get out and infection is back!
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>>676035397
Reroll for this to be over
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>>676035429
Rawl for progress
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>>676035427
Nuclear apocalypse happens and civ moves into the metro
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>>676035427
They dig for and successfully find water
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>>676035229
rerolling
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>>676035556
So close
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Reproduce
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>>676035433
gay request for a gay faget how fitting
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Dig until find water or reach other side of the world.
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>>676035433
the smell of the pizza attracts zombies
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>>676035599
>>676035611
>>676035622
Who is winrar here?
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>>676035433
They get pizza and throw it on a house
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>>676035625
Reroll
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>>676035427
A gift from the gods, it rains very very heavy
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>>676035732
Dig for and find water
Make a well
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jesus joins the civilization
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>>676035599
>>676035732

roll
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plant some apple trees
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>>676035732
ty OP my life is complete
>if dubs zombies come and eat pizza
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>>676035732
Nukes drop everyone lives in metro now
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>>676035625
Roll for drought protection
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>>676035833
winRAR
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>>676035833
Winzip
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>>676035833
Rape the zombies.
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Summon Cthulhu and get access to advance technology
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>>676035824
Reroll
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>>676035102
This
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>>676035833
gg wp
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>>676035887
just 1 off anon, im sorry
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>>676036002
Reroll
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Build a higher wall, and a fuckin lot of rain that drowns everyone inside.
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3 whores arrive in the city,
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>>676036002
>>676036112
rolls dont count until the last request is drawn
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>>676036048
me too man that would have been one hell of a roll after dubs
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>>676036034
Get
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>>676036169
Reroll
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Mass suicide
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Build a rocket and write "Trump 2016" on it
Don't launch it yet
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>>676036255
>>676036300
none of these count yet retards
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roll for Mecha-streisand appearing
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>>676033411
Every person has Donald Trump's face.
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>>676036363
AHH BUU DAH, AHH BUU DAH!
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>>676036388
Winrar Winrar
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>>676036388
Double winrar
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>>676035611
Kinda wanted this...
this is dubs>>676035621
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>>676036363
Rolling for this.
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>>676034827
last try
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>>676035833
A helicopter crashes inside the village walls! OHSHIT!

The air gets more dry... The berries dont look very healthy

>Population: 3
>Supplies: Sideways 8? (-3)
>Status: Need defenses
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the city is saved by the sun, which has mc ride's face
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>>676035611
If i get trips, this never happened
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>>676036255
Winrar, winrar, chicken dinrar.
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>>676036609
We all get in a circle and shoot the person to our right
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>>676036609
give zombies fire-y chainsaws
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>>676036609
find ak-47 and shoot whatever comes out of helicopter
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>>676036609
develop irrigation, spraying mist into the air and putting out the fires
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>>676036363
rollin dis

and crab people also with mecha streisand
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>>676036693
Reroll
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>>676036723
roll
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>>676036723
rolln
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>>676036609
The people mate and have triplets
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>>676036723
rawl
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Whole town plays Russian Roulette to cut down on supply needs
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>>676036363
roll
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>>676036693
Roll
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>>676036826
Roll
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>>676036723
rawlin
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>>676036723
quick reroll
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two of the people have sex while the other gets eaten
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>>676036693
J.K. ROWLING
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>>676036911
WINRAR
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The 3 people get into a circlejerk
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>>676036911
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>>676036845
Roll
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>>676036609
open all showers and taps to flood inside the wall. This would kill the zombies, togas float on planks.
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>>676036911
kek
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>>676037029
I kek'd
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>>676037029
lol
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stuff happens
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>>676037277
Winrar
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build a sky tower
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>>676036609
There is a civilization under the surface-
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Zeus comes and saves the day by turning all zombies in to 100% human but at the cost of 1life
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>>676037277
>>676037340
nope request has already been taken. this doesn't count
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damn this thread slowed down fast
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>>676036911
The two decide they suddenly want to eat some of the third toga dudes cum. But because there isnt enough to share, the two other play rock paper scissors, and the loser has to fight off the zombies alone.

The berries start to rot due to the dry air

Population: 3
Supplies: 500 (-3)
Status: In full ecstacy
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>>676037441
>>676037277
doesn't matter for me
stuff WILL happen
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>>676037587
We all get in a circle and shoot the person to our right
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Dig for water
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>>676037728
Reroll
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The messiah (donald trump) saves the day. Everything comes back to normal.
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>>676037587
Use the helicopter radio to call for help.
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put the fires out
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>>676037587
find a gun and shoot zombies. remington double barrel
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A shrine to hitler is build
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>>676037853
roll for this
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fred durst
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>>676037903
rol
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let them pray to god
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Skip to the space stage.
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>>676037728
Its our only salvation at this point
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>>676037587
zombies acquire Alzheimer
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Build world trade center
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>>676037858
Rerolling call for help.
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>>676037587
Ice t comes down with a fucking evangelion and fucking destroys all the town's enemies, but demands all the white bitches in exchange for his services
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>>676037903
roll
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>>676037961
rerawlin
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>>676037903
rawl
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>>676037964
Reroll
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A shrine to the führer is bult
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>>676037587
Preserve the berries and fortify their houses for all weather disasters
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>>676037903
role
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