Waifu claiming thread. Version 4.0.4The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifupost
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Waifu claiming thread. Version 4.0.4
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>Only going at 50% of my speed because the doc said so
Tenryuu claimed
claiming
>>676016029
The Emperor protects.
>>676015642
But to do that I would have to give back the shekels, which is unacceptable.
Konata Claimed. Well Anons I have to go, got to make some shekels.
Well I'm off.
Obligatory claim.
>>676015519
Just going to dinner, she's safe and sound. No worries.
>>676015383
Doing good, man. How are ya?
>>676016072
>I'm poplar
You're a tree?
>>676015480
I'm simply curious as to why someone wouldn't like being better than others. But that isn't what they meant, it turns out.
>>676015910
Claimed.
Another lazy claim.
>>676016183
Sleep well, Tornado!
>10 imaginary dollars say you get 9 people to say good night
>>676016183
See ya
>>676016183
See you later, Tats. Was nice talking to ya.
>>676016170
Good luck. May Allah have mercy upon your soul.
>>676016183
Good night Tats!
>Thanks for the music
It's a lurking kinda day for me.
>>676016170
Bye Konata
>>676016183
Bye Tats
Best German CV claimed
And Guten Tag everyone !
How was your day ?
Why haven't you guys accepted Satan as your lord and savior yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGA4I2nInO4
>>676016183
c
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>>676016203
I meant inside the gif.
>>676016213
Tread lightly, Dude
>>676016339
Kek
>>676016541
Down with the sickness
best 2hu girl claimed faggots
>>676015691
but syndra dislikes mine on raisins
>>676016485
Lurking or talking, always good to see ya, man.
>>676016497
>pat pat
>>676016541
Heyo, Graf. Day's been good, enjoying coffee right now. Thanks for asking, you?
>>676016599
Her bosom will provide protection. I assume Atago chooses whether or not it can suffocate.
Iroha is mine you bunch of faggots
>>676016092
>>676016183
Are those really your waifus? To me they just look like hot material for gang rape doujins with no personality so to speak of
>>676016170
cya Konata!
>I miss the Crusades
>>676016541
I'm having a surprisingly good day today. How you doing, Graf?
>>676015910
I swear you have no fucking life, for the past fucking week you've been spamming /b/ with these fucking threads, not once a day but fucking multiple times a day.
Please go away
>>676016599
>I meant inside the gif
And I meant Rose-Anon
>>676016862
This is a man I can relate to
>>676016567
Satan sort of doesn't exist, although there's a possibility he's the god the jews are worshipping.
A sort of extended trinity:
God, Allah & Satan
>>676016836
You're underestimating collisions like that, especially if one side is 20 times as massive as you.
>>676016800
I don't understand
>>676016836
>Her bosom will provide protection. I assume Atago chooses whether or not it can suffocate
Yup, pretty much
>>676016862
>B8
>>676016836
Oh Hand. You're such a kind hand. Feeling is always mutual.
>Lurking mainly because of Transistor
>Don't have much to say, really
But, I hope you're having a great day today.
>Filenames different on mobile, cycling my internet atm
>>676017239
True, but they're flesh pillows, no rocks. You'd walk away with a zipper scraped groin, but no bruises from impact.
>>676017314
Mad because Atago is bad
>>676017510
Let's see you say that after you've been hit by a 1.5 ton tit.
Welp, i'll be going now, my neck is killing me.
>But first here is some random game keys that i found in a random txt file on my desktop. I hope they work.
68K7B-HJ3RZ-3BBIK | T7T4Z-T2D3L-WGJB2| FIZ85-HLCGP-M76ED | QPGJ4-W5L0D-ZTXZM | T9TZ4-G79B2-BQT2A | RG5LA-JJ3Z5-2VPT0 | CE9RZ-YD6WH-7RGP7 | VWZGT-270AZ-ENX66 | 3BF7D-CQEAQ-GBLC9 | JWCPK-5XI0I-LH4QX
Best flat-chested goth waifu claimed
>>676016183
>Take care, Tats
>>676015867
Por como lo díces, me gustaría creer que el turismo es un problema más que nada.
>Por aquí? no hay mucho que decir, de hecho. Nunca pasa nada, además de un ocasional temblor, a los cuales uno se acostúmbra fácil
Why the goddamn street signs everytime, captcha?
>>676016332
You owe me 10 imaginary bucks.
>>676017767
>lup
Thanks man, appreciate it.
Hope your neck feels better, buddy.
>neck pat
>>676017693
I'll happily be the test dummy for that.
>>676017693
Okay then, let's test it.
You first
>>676016183
Good night Tats
Ayy
I'm back
>claimed
>>676017767
lol, I figured why the hell not since I had Steam running.
The third code was
>The Tower Of Elements
No idea what that is.
Uuh, thanks, I guess?
Good luck with the recuperation. I have problems with my neck on occasion, as well.
Try sitting on an exercise ball.
>>676017767
Good night Syndra
>Won't take the keys, but the gesture is appreciated
>>676017803
Hay 2 millones de turistas ingleses en toda Europa. 1 millón están en España. Los adultos y ancianos son majos, pero los jóvenes son cáncer, causan destrozos más que nada
>Temblores
No suena nada, nada bien. Aquí cada vez que una ciudad tiembla, sale en las noticias sí o sí. ¿Es tan tan frecuente?
>>676016752
Sounds bad
You get something serious ? or common cold ?
>>676016836
Heyo Hando-Kun !
I spent the whole day with the family
>I hate when people pretend they are someone that they are not
>>676016865
Nice to hear it !
>I hate children
>>676016183
Gute Nacht !
>>676018254
I can cosplay other ships too. See.
>>676018092
Oh crap x_<
>>676016862
>>676017516
You tryna start shit with my (no)homo bro?
>>676018296
Welcome back, friendo.
>>676018324
>hand neck rubs
>>676017803
Heyo, Ruri.
>>676018439
Hope you had fun with that, buddy! Up to anything right now?
>A bit vague, but that typically pisses me off
>>676016752
For now.
Miho claimed
>>676018510
Moo
>>676017925
I count 9. Where's my money?
>>676018127
Thanks, fam.
>>676018092
Can i join too?
>>676018751
https://youtu.be/QV9Oo669Ons
>>676018786
Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
>>676018439
>>I hate children
I feel you. Did you have to take care of them or something like that?
>>676018510
Bestbro
>>676018967
Damnit, mobile is hard to do.
>>676018666
Make the pepe gesture, Satan.
>>676018751
Moo.
>>676019060
Hi bestbro.
>>676018967
I dont get it.
Nice buttox
>>676018666
Thanks Handman
>nice trips
>>676019169
Boobies.
>>676019324
Fuck im to tried to reply right.
>>676018967
>>676019064
to this >>676019324
>>676019372
Hi Galko! How you doing today?
>Jesus Christ, dem tiddies...
>>676018395
Sí que suena como un problema, de hecho.
>Mi recomendación sería no abandonar tu hogar por razónes de seguridad provenientes de una fuerza mayor.
Es muy frecuente, en efecto.
>Una rápida búsqueda en Google indíca que se trata del país mas sísmico del mundo!
>>676018510
Heyo Holsts.
Still any tired from last night?
>I hope you got some sleep, at least.
>>676018666
>Satanic trips
Heyo, demoniac hand buddy.
Up to anything right now?
Lurking
>>676017767
Gute Nacht Syndra !
>>676018666
I feel that this is a fake
like
I can not believe any word they say
>Strange, isnt it ?
>>676018510
Moooo !
>>676019060
> Did you have to take care of them or something like that?
I am their nanny righty now ...
>pls kill me
>>676019372
Guten Tag Gaiko !
How was your day ?
Have you found something interesting again?
>And if someone playing Armored Warframe , i have a key for u
>CD2YFQGG8MKTB7SG
>>676019372
>>676019603
BOOBIES.
>>676019675
5 hours of sleep, I'm gonna be going to sleep early tonight.
>>676019856
Moooo mooo mooo.
>>676019774
Watch out for Atago.
>>676019909
Moo mooo
>>676018439
Cuban diarrhea
>fucking sucks
>>676018467
This earns Atago's seal of approval
>>676018507
Nah just kidding.
I would much prefer you alive than dead
>>676018510
Bros to the close (no homo)
>>676018706
Good, because I don't feel like having a shitstorm on the thread
>they're bad enough irl
>>676018854
>
>>676019372
>Boobies
Yes
>>676019948
I don't bite
>at least not too hard...
>>676020067
Tits in blue shirt. :^)
Beach is good. Wear a snorkel just in case.
>>676019076
>Does gesture
Huh, what?
>>676019372
Hope you're feeling better, buddy.
>nice singles
>>676019675
Nope, just packaging some of my blood to repay for those trips. They're aren't free ya know.
Still enjoying that rain, I hope.
>>676017506
Ahh, alright. Hope that's going well, man.
Yeah, it's a Saturday so everything's all good. Thanks.
>>676019856
Nah, some people are just like that I suppose. Not much you can do about it, at least they can't fool ya.
>>676019675
Normalmente sólo salgo para correr, y si alguien me detiene le parto el cuello, así que estaré bien :)
>El país más sísmico del mundo
Debería estar más informado, de la mayor parte de Latinoamérica sólo conozco las Selecciones de fútbol y poco más...
Cuéntame más cosas, tengo curiosidad
>>676019856
>I am their nanny righty now
Use chloroform, never fails
>>676020276
>filename
>>676019603
Hi Emi.
I'm trying to find something to do once I'm done cleaning.
>>676019909
>>676020154
Tiddies.
>>676019856
I haven't done much today, but I'll probably go on a walk later.
>>676020297
I'm feeling a little better
>>676020127
Mooo mooo.
>>676020154
>>676020544
The task force is assembled.
>>676020501
>ta-da
>tfw the KanColle anime is licensed in Germany
>tfw this means they'll probably make a german dub
>tfw they can fail hard
>tfw they could translate Kongou's "Burning Love" into german
>"Brennende Liebe"
