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any military anons on here?

My sister in laws boyfriend is a douche bag top tier style and I need some shit to say to him to really remind him hes an idiot

He was in the marines for 2 years and now is at a community college and he talks like he seen real battle and how hard his time was in the marines pretty whiny like he has PTSD. And CONSTANTLY talks about how the Marines should pay him more because he is going to school

The catch is he never even got close to war

I have to see him today for the family shit and I want to say something to him that other military people would say that would remind him he's not as badass as he acts or that him saying shit about PTSD and action is a complete scam.

His sister is the one that told me he never saw any action. According to her he was in Asia somewhere and he was a cook.

I really want to call him out in front of my family today if he starts in on how distraught he is from his time spent "on the front lines"
>front lines of the mess hall
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>>675994150
>According to her he was in Asia somewhere and he was a cook.
So he was a South Korea boy. Which means the biggest threat he faced was a couple ladyboy hookers.
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Does he have a combat action ribbon? What was his MOS?

It sounds like he's a whiny, entitled, POG, boot.
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>>675994348
>implying ladyboy hookers are a threat.
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Join the Marines and then you have the right to bitch.
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>>675994380

Calling him out having not served yourself is a dangerous game though. If you can find some other Marine to do it though, then you'd be peachy.
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>>675994407
POG detected
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Two biggest insults of marines:
Call them a pog (pronounced poe-g), or a boot.
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>>675994150
Just call him a POG bitch that doesn't rate shit. Not worth escalating further than that.
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>>675994407
I'm not bitching, I simply want him to quit.

>>675994527
my father in law was in the Army and he is always telling him to save his tears for the bedroom which is pretty funny but he keeps bitching
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>>675994406
OP's problem child is implying that.
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>>675994543
I'm new to this, so what's a POG? I've seen it thrown around in these types of threads a lot.
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>>675994802
>person other than grunts
Support soliders
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>>675994527
>Doesn't matter what year it is
>Thinks joining armed forces is 'serving your country' and not a minuscule clutch of corporate interests.
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>>675994707

Maybe talk to your father in law then? Junior guys in the military are sometimes spoiled brats when they aren't near the military. Perhaps he could set him straight.
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>>675994802
POG Person Other than Grunt
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>>675994926

I don't get why POGS are shit on so much? Wouldn't they be just as important as grunts?
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>>675994928
>not supporting people who try to better themselves
>doesnt matter what the organization does, we should still respect the employees
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OP, This guy is a dick. Start going on about how the military is not a moral force and that they do untold damage around the world. There is no honour or pride in being a hired goon. Just because a corrupt government hired by an even more corrupt plutocracy pays your fees.
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>>675994928

Nigger, that's the fucking vernacular for it. Fuck off.
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>>675994604
>>675994628
a POG.. Maybe I'll say something along the lines of look you didn't see any combat you worked in a kitchen I am sure there are millions of others that would bitch slap you for bitching like you do..

most annoying is how he bitches about how the marines should pay for all his shit like school and living and he already gets a lot paid for. I had to go in debt 65k to get my degree
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>>675995082
>not supporting people who try to better themselves
>doesnt matter what the organization does, we should still respect the employees

Like the SS?
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>>675995047
Hahahaha.
You should do stand up
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>>675994926
Ah, I see thanks anon.
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>>675995047

The culture of the military often coddles them. They get rewarded for merely doing the minimum whereas infantrymen don't get rewarded for anything short of action movie shit. Grunts have shitty lives with no glamor.
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>>675995086

Don't listen to this double nigger. It won't help you.
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>>675995192
>impyling the common nazi solider was doing anything but following orders
Easy there chad.
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>>675995047
>POGs
>important
The only people doing POG shit who are themselves worth a shit were selected from grunts who lived too long and got smart, thereby not really being POGs.
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>>675995086
Yeah I do that sometimes.. but then my father in law gets all pissy. He is not a huge fan of the government but you can't talk shit about the military or he goes all chaos..
>>675994983
I'm texting him now telling him to not let the douche bag whine all day.
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Any opening you can find to bring up juicy girls would be the killer
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>>675995192
Are you volunteering as a representative of your workplace's business practices and standards? Would you care to state your employment affiliation for the class?
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>>675995562
juicy girls? is that like a marine thing? if so give me a little info on it and I'll do it.
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>>675995382
It's a complex situation, it wasn't because they were all bloodthirsty murderers but it equally was not just a case of 'following orders'.

I sit in anticipation of a psuedo-intellectual, high-school-debating-team level of historical 'knowledge'.
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>>675995819
>Says the guy who began the pseudo intellectual high school debate
Listen bud, most of the nazis where guys who were just trying to have a better life, like our soliders today. They may do shitty things at times, but they were just trying to better themselves. If you ask me, that is a good reason to respect somebody.
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>>675995732
>Noun: A female companion whom you purchase astronomicaly high priced non- alcoholic beverages, ie "juice". Will sit and converse with you in a bar. For another fee "bar fine" you are entitled to a "happy ending" or "full service". These establishments are usually found in South East Asia.

This is a primary form of Marine recreation. Research indicates it is their only method of obtaining female company.
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>>675994150
1. Join Navy.
2. Become Navy Seal.
3. Tell douche "Marine means My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment."
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>>675996217
Hahaha
Too bad op prob doesnt have the discipline
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>>675994150
Is he 25?
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>>675996217
>get shot
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>>675996135
Your reasoning is abysmal
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CALL HIM A "BOOT BITCH"
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>>675996451
Thanks!
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>>675996194
haha golden, doing this today, gonna talk with the father in law see if he wants in on it.
>>675996217
Great plan... little tight on time though haha
>>675996364
honestly no idea... probably around that age. Why do you ask that?
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Everyone has already said it. I'm just here to reinforce it.

Call him a boot ass pog.

That'll show him.
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>even civilians are gonna call boot a fucking pog
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