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You wake up and see this, what do?
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Even I wouldn't fuck that.
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>>675991343
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>>675991343
The ol lickaroo
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>>675991343
Get her the number of a day spa that does waxing and makeovers.
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Do a 360 and walk away
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>>675991343
Eat.
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>>675991343
Is that the fuckin girl from the I'm in me mams car' vine
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>>675991343
"Jane... how long have you been standing over me like that? I'm not doing anything until you have a shower and take a weedwacker to that mouldy pile of roast beef you call a vagina... Why do I keep a retard as a pet again?"
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I yell for my husband to beat it with a stick before its gash eats my penis
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>>675991343
Nice, free pussy
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>>675991343
i would eat that booger, then stick my dick in it and cum in it, and then name the baby Scroty McBoogerBalls
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get to eating.

then get to fucking

sounds like a good start to my saturday
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>>675991343
Gillette razor for her
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>>675991343
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go back to sleep
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>>675991343
Call animal control
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Breakfast
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>>675991343
Chain her up in my basement with the rest of my folklore trolls
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>>675991343
>what do?
Cry.
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>>675991343
Wonder if I should really keep going out on weekends to maintain friendships.. because if I'm bringing home literal trolls... I'm in trouble..
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>>675992113
you have a husband and a penis?
are you a bundle of sticks?
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SHAVE
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I would throw up
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>>675991343
http://www.xvideos.com/video15449823/free_latinas

who is she?
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Floss
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>>675991343
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>>675991343
Fuck
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>>675991343
Throw up in my mouth, push it out of the way and kick her the fuck out.
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>>675991343
Post more
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>>675993232
>>675993693
>>675993710
>>675993801
>>675993937


http://strawpoll.me/7190803

...wel?
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>>675991698
Underrated post
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>>675991343
Op. Fuckable
She could probably clean up OK
Needs some makeup
Beaner/10
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>>675991343
Freak the fuck out
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>>675991698
>360
That means you're still facing it.
You turn a full circle and go nowhere.
Fucking idiot.
Turn 180, or 540. Not 360 or 720
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>>675993801
How many of you fags have even fucked a girl?
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Vomit.
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Yuck!
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>>675991343
I would kiss her on the mouth
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Fake any girl nude, see link in related pic
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>>675996477
You must be new here
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>>675996477
Ahahahahaha so fucking new. My sides.
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Call animal control. Looks like a rabid beaver.
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>>675996513
I've fucked some good and some bad pussy; but that's a monster I won't touch.
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>>675993693
Kek
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She's cute and her awkward vag gives her more of a personality. She probably is a sex fiend because she rarely if ever gets any.
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>>675996513
Not everyone on 4chan is a virgin.
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>>675996477

This is bait
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>>675997011
>>675997284
>new
>new
>bait
Nope, neither. Just tired of the shitty, hardly funny 'turn 360 walk away' meme.
It's a shittier meme for summerfags. Literally unfunny and half of the time used by newfags that don't know when is appropriate to use. It's just one thing I can't stand
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turn 360 and walk out
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>>675997642
Idiot
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>>675997642
Faggot
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>>675991343
vomit
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>>675991343
Ask myself what kind of fresh hell did I wake up in, then proceed to stick my penis in the vagina in a attempt to escape this hell.
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>>675997597
so much bait and so little time
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>>675998002
I couldn't bait someone if I tried.
I'm the kind of autist that is better at distracting the masses and causing arguments in threads. I'm the guy who draws people in on their own rage and capitalises on that anger.

You may call me...Autismo.
Man of many words,
Man of great spelling!
Still a huge fucking retard..
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>>675996477
fucking kek newfags. always fall for this one.
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>>675997597
jesus the bait is prime on this one
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>>675997597
i suggest you turn 360 and walk away from thsi thread is it triggers you.
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>>675991343
Rape
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>>675991343
Send it back to Kyshyyyk
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Roll her over and fuck her. What else would you do?
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>>675991343
http://youtu.be/3ZlDZPYzfm4
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>>675991343
Vroom vroom fuck outta here?
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>>675996477
Is summer already?
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>>675999473
>>676000745
>still trying
>mfw
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>>675991343
Mmmm smells nice
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>>675991343
Call a priest and an exterminator!
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>>676000727
/thread
kek
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>>676000404
kek
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>>675996477
You couldn't be this new even if you posted that shit right after you were conceived...
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>>675991343 (OP)
>Vroom vroom fuck outta here?
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>>675991343
Open that labia and start eating her fluids, I can imagine the smell, so tasty
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>>675991343
mush my face in her vag and later cough as i get her pubes stuck in my throat as i down my screwdrivers
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>>675996477
summer's early
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>>675991343

do a 360 and dive right in
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>>676001045
Have you stopped to think that it may be bait?
>>676001199
Checked
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>>675991343
Looks like the girl version of Gavin Free
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>>675991343
Need pics of feet
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>>675991343

No it's this girl I think

Imgur.com/a/DEX2X
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>>676001083
wha
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>>675991343
anal fuck
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i like this girl very much
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>>676002374
Preach mah brotha.
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>>676002188
Checked, but.. wha
Have you never seen a quote and reaction image before?
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>>676002257
Really? Ifnyou won't touch the pussy, why the Hell you gonna touch the ass?
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>>676002484
need to get me a girl like her. perfect combination of nerdy/adorable/kinky.
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>>675991343
I'd freak out.
Go "Ewww!!!!"

But if she told me to eat her out.
(Especially forcefully)

I would probably eat her, just for the femdom aspect. I love forced femdom cunnilingus.
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