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>be me >live in amsterdam >at school earlier this week
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>be me
>live in amsterdam
>at school earlier this week
>talk with some slut
>this sand nigger comes up talking shit
>i tell him to go be a fag somewhere else
>he decides to call over 1 of his skinny friends
>i laugh
>they frown
>i tell them to fuck off before they end up in a hospital bed
>they say i bettter watch my back
>they leave
>i continue talking to girl
>girl says that its her boyfriend but she has enough of him
>i smirk at this point
>tell her we can go out
>she agrees
>that night i pick her up at 7
>she is all dressed up for me without panties
>i know because there was a flash
>i am glad i brought condoms with me
>we go to a surinamese restaurant where im a regular
>eat together
>we leave the restaurant and she whispers in my ear that she wants me
>i see her boyfriend with 2 friends across the street
>our eyes meet
>he however turns around and leaves
>i smirk to myself again
>i bring the girl home
>i fuck her brains out that night
>sleep there
>in the morning i receive a message on whatsapp from some random fag
>i look at the picture and see this fag
>he tells me that he is going to kill me
>i tell him to come meet me near central station
>he agrees
>the bitch wakes up and asks me where im going
>i tell her that she doesnt have to worry
>she asks me if we'll go out some time soon
>i tell her maybe
>i leave her house
>i go to my house first
>take my firearm with me
>bring some friends with me just in case since sand niggers can't fight 1 on 1
>we take the tram to centraal station
>i see the fag with a group from afar i have hand near waistline
>they shout insults from afar but we arent phased
>i prepare myself to shoot this sand nigger if the whole group comes running at us and they march forwards toward us full of skinny and short pussies
>might not even use handgun and just beat teh fuck out of these pussies we tell them to come at us
continue?
Continue.
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>>675991300
continue op
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>>675991300
Checked
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Hurry up OP don't be a fag
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u better beat this paki m8
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Go on OP.
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>>675991300
Don't die
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FUCK MUSLIMS
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continue you cunt
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>>675991846
FUCK YOU
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>>675992039

Shit skin sandnigger camel fucker detected
Mohammad was a pig ;^)
Back to the desert with you, shit skin

Oink oink faggot
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>>675991300
Continued.
>we approach the group and we exchange words
>suddendly that sand nigger thats been bugging me comes up front and asks me what i was doing with his girlfriend
>tell him i fucked her brains out and that she says im better than him
>he tries to sucker punch me but i hook him in the head before he even touches me
>he goes out cold
>friends look at him and look at eachother there is a slight sense of fear in their eyes but they approach us
>fight breaks out
>we hear cops exit the station to break up the fight
>lots of the muslims went down to the ground
>we evade the scene and dash into a nearby tram
>we leave the scene and see some of the muslims get arrested
>having a laugh in the tram
>girlfriend calls me 2 hours later
>she tells me that her bf was beat up and arrested and asks me if i had something to do with it
>i tell her not to worry and ask her if she wants to get together later
>she tells me shes too upset
>i tell her to go fuck herself and not call me anymore
>the useless cunt cries
>i hang up cba with her bullshit
>three days later at school
>muslim spent 24 hours in a cell
>two of his friends have their arms in casts
>he sees me and doesnt say shit
>his girlfriend approaches me and apologizes telling me shes sorry
>she is my girlfriend now besides my actual girlfriend

The end.
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>>675991300
dingen die niet waar zijn
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>>675992394
Good job OP.
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Whites win again
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>>675992394
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>>675992311
I'm Feminist, i'm not muslim, your picture is islamophobic !!!
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>>675992394
oh yeah this happened
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>>675992452
jij was zeker die moslim die is geklapt hahaha

MINDER MINDER MINDER
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>>675992394
pieter, ipv achter je computer verhaaltjes te verzinnen kan je ook meedoen aan sociale activiteiten
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>>675992394
>then everyone clapped and cheered
>I think there's still a statue of me in the town centre
>they had to commission extra bronze for the penis
>chicks go down there and ride my statue's bronze dick
>the end
>credits roll

Fuck off op.
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>>675992677
At least his picture is not homphobic
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>>675992677
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>>675992394
>then I woke up
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>>675992780
pieter nogwel

Ik ben een allochtoon die op Wilders stemt om mijzelf uit het land te stemmen.
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>>675991300
the fuck is surinamese
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I, Sir McGetLotsaChicks knight you OP.
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>>675993041
slave country
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>>675992786
kek
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>>675993041
Surinam

A country.

You merican?
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http://strawpoll.me/7190803

do it please bros
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"The Answer" Iverson
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>>675992896
Fuck you !!
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>>675993505

Rules of /b/
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>>675993437
That would be actually make things worse.
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>>675993571
I'm male you moron
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>kanker marokkanen
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Cool made up story
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>>675992394
There is more

>Wake up
>Jack off
>Cry because you have no friends
>Make up stories on /b/
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>>675991300
At least post a pic of the bitch yoz were fantazising about
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>>675992394
shit son u da man
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>>675991300

Lying kankerneger.
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>>675992786
LOL
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>>675994692

/thread.
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>>675992394

This is the gayest thing I've ever read...and I spend most of my time on /hm/
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>>675992999
topkek
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>>675992394
Liked it, don't believe you tho
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>>675992394
wolla kanker
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>>675991300
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>>675991300
mooooaaaar
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>>675992786
Kek
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>>675992394
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>>675992618
>OP
>white

The guy was a regular at a surinamese restaurant, hes black
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>>675992394
>handgun
Confirmed voor bijlmer neger of troll. Ik wed dat je naar die ranzige toko in de Amsterdamse poort gaat armoedzaaier
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>>675991300
Well played. Fucking sandniggers man.

How the fuck can you get a gun in the Netherlands though. I cant get around those gun control restrictions.
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Dikke zever.
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