I once fucked a billionaire heiress. Dead serious. I didn't know until after the fact.

>>675987001
>>675987220
who are you, Wiz Khalifa?

>>675987001
proceed, OPI

>>675987220
Story of it?

>>675987001
Not even close

>>675987220
go on

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>>675987001
She went to the all-girl school that was sister school to my all-boys school. She was a huge dork at the time, not nearly as attractive now. Hooked up once, not sure if she remembers me

Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid.

>>675989395
Cool story. Was she any good?

>>675989395
dont really remember in terms of technique considering it was the 2nd girl id been with,and my first time was terrible. I remember it being awkward teen sex, totally forgot about her until I started watching GoT and freaked out

>>675989395
proof? if real, you`re the man

>>675987001
who is this

>>675989878
Did you came inside her?

>>675987001
who's that landwhale anyway

>>675990102
Well, with a condom is that counts

>>675990301
Fuck, I hate condoms. But great story anyway.

>>675987001

I imaging with this one it's just a matter of paying. Tons of porn "stars" do it to, for like $500 - $1500

>>675991604
Dan? Is that you?

>>675992150
Jealous much?

>>675991604
Mj?

>>675987001
A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.

>>675992646
details?

>>675992381
Kinda, yeah. I wanna fuck a few stars. Not "you're a slut so fuck me" or "god you're so pretty I just wanna blah blah blah" fuck them. But "Hey you seem like a cool chick. Wanna get fucked up, fuck and then watch Hulu and get fucked up some more?"

>>675993171
>go to LA
>be a Hollywood's producer
>rich and successful
>they will kneeling for you like champs
Sorry, but that's the only way.

>>675992973
I saw her and her sister perform a few times before in the Los Angeles area. This time she was playing with another person in Hollywood. All the times its a smallish venue where you can talk to the perfomers after they finish. I talked with her and she remembered me from before. So we talked and I bought her a drink. After a while she invited me to follow her to her place. It's in Silver Lake so it's not too far.

1/2?

I once fucked this girl who claimed she looked like Vanessa Hudgens on Craigslist. I met her and she looked like her from her face and her body looked a lot like Precious.

>>675993743
of course

>>675989395
Too bad Wikipedia already proves you wrong, she never went to an all-girl school. Keep dreaming tho.

>>675993927
Story?

>>675993590
Damn, I got no money to do such things.

>>675993743
She led me past her roommate that was on the couch and into her bedroom. We made out for a bit then started to blow me. I went down on her and finished in the missionary position.

We had a second round where we did doggy style and I finished with her on top. I left early the next morning.

>>675991604

You go to USC?

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I made out with her at a club when she was 17 in Bristol. It was fuckin awful

>>675994232
Anal doggy?

>>675994241
How'd you manage to get passed her forehead to reach her mouth?

>>675987220
This kinda happened to me to. The parents of my first gf were rich af but you would not notice is at all.
They had a above average home but thats it. But it turned out they were loaded af and had mutliple millions in their pockets.

>>675994234
yup. and you?

>>675994426
Not anal.

>>675994536

Nah, I'm homeless. She fucked me on a dare.

>>675994880
story?

I fucked the girl in the band Hanson.... She only wanted anal for some reason....

>>675994880
>She fucked me on a dare.
that's amazing. greentext pls

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She was having a party in Chile a few days ago and I fucked her while I was there. She was kinky as fuck.

>>675994880
Homeless... Can I ask you a question; how old are you?

>>675995242
>only anal
>not pregnant
it's a Hollywood thing

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3 sum

>>675989488
Arnold get off the computer

>>675994961
>>675995441

You didn't know? She's a notorious cock-gobbler.

She once had a contest with her friends over who could sleep with the most people in a week. She didn't win, unfortunately, but she did score 4 points at once.

She also went an entire class with a vibrator in her pussy. And I'm not entirely sure, but I heard something about a wild night with a whole football team.

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>this thread

bunch of neckbeards pretending to make up for their lost lives

>>675997007
>who could sleep with the most people in a week. She didn't win, unfortunately, but she did score 4 points at once.
Holy shit... How many dudes did she fucked?

>>675994003
>>675989395

Wikipedia says she went to Rye St Antony School, which is a girls school from the age of 8 onwards.

Anyway, OP says she was a huge dork back then which I find hard to believe. We're gonna need more details OP.

>>675997245
Viking of disapproval looks in two directions.

>>675994880
That's a great story. Very interesting. Go on, please.

>>675989488
My grandpa used to work at his old mansion. The maids were fat Mexicans, you're a fag anon

>>675997245
I too googled for this image, but unlike you I actually noticed that it was misspelled.

>>675997007
>wild night with a whole football team.
details?

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I took shrooms once and met Catherine Reitman at a club in backwoods mississippi, we fucked in the bathroom with her wedding dress on.

>>675997331
Read again, it's for boys until age 8. Furthermore she was also educated at st edwards school which is a public school and on which pupils usually arrive at age 13. It's not like OP busted a nut in a girl before his 8th birthday. Nor is there a sister school for boys connected to rye st anthony.

>>675993171
Going in the next cringe thread you fucking neo-fedora fag

>>675997310

I dunno, but I think she has a problem. Is nymphomania an actual disorder?

I've heard it started with her early Nick days. Dunno about Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider, but I have heard about her and Drake Bell when she first started out.

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Do youtubers count? I slept with Allison before she was big on youtube

>>675998057
she goes by Ali Speed!

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>>675997832

>>675997913
I think so lol
Are you the legendary /tv/ USC guy, bro? People talk about it a lot.

>>675990909
Gay sex with this man is cash

>>675994241
what club in bristol

>>675994241
what club in bristol?

No one famous that i know but a few heiresses
>>mom has 10 brothers and sister
>>south american poor fags
>>one aunt married rich as fuck bro of an uncle
>>2 daughters
>>brah cousins
>>get invited to europe for birthdays and events since were close and the same age
>>introduce me to international school friends
>>im the poor boy literally in comparison
>>this is hot for some reason
>>fuck 3 heirises
in 2 weeks in capri/monaco
uni student. Life sucks now. Take me back

>>675994241
fuck shes an ugly cunt -1 for you anon

>>675997913
Bitch is a psycho slut probably.
Drake deflowered her? Story?

>>675997601
>>675997773

Well it's all really basic. The football team's having a get together and she gets invited. A couple of drinks and she takes one into a back room for some private time. Comes back and does it again, but they get tired of waiting (who can blame them?) and just have her right there.

Heard she didn't mind, she likes the attention. Isn't quite satisfied until every hole's filled, so to speak.

>>675998412
Dipping into the upper crust always sucks once it's over
I'm a photographer so I deal with upper society a lot, don't get much pussy from it though since I gave a strict policy of keeping my dick in my pants when I'm on the clock

>>675987522
Probably just some random rapper. That bitch gets around so it could be anybody.

>>675998644
Did they triple penetrated her all night? So crazy if its real. Did she passed out eventually? And how many players did her?

not a celebrity, but fucked a cable news political commentator for a weekend when she was still in college.

she was fun. we had fun for a weekend, but she was on holiday, and I was just a local boy good for fun while away from home.

ne regrets

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>>675997913
Supposedly Miranda was in a thread once and posted this.

>>675995502
$250 on shit that didn't happen

>>675997913
>Is nymphomania an actual disorder?

Yes. And it's not sexual addiction. Sexual addiction may or may not be a real thing.

>>675999162
One man can dream

>>675998644
more stories pls

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I totally fucked her in the ass.. True story..

>>675997913
I bet Sam actress and Freddie actor fucked her too.

Steve buscemi, he's a selfless lover

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>>675997913
She looks so nice and sweet... fucking Dan Schneider killed her soul and dignity.

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slept with Dan Bilzerian's girl before she dated him. Don't care if you believe me

>>676000760
what is all this samefaggotry about?

>>675999162
moar?

>>676001044
story?

>>675994241
She was 17 last year, and she was hugely famous

>>675998644
Crazy slut ended completely destroyed, I suppose.

>>675987001
I banged out Alana Austin from that Disney movie MotoCrossed when I was in high school. She had a purple vibrator.

>>675997832
What do i know her from? In that wedding dress? Its always sunny?

>>675998844
If youre on the clock, theyre not on the cock

>>676003065
>purple vibrator
continue...

>>676001682
her real name is andreea bolbea, we went to business school together. Saw her a few times at parties, one late night we ran into each other in the library and hit off. Went to my place after and had sex. She was really freaking smart, i think she manages Dan's finance's for him. She majored in finance

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>>676001623

>>675998644
Are you still here? Wanna heard more wild college stories.

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>>675987001
Call me skeptical, but I don't think the /b/asement dwellers have fucked any celebs.
I'd give this one a shot if I had the chance.

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Okay, kiddies. This is a long story I can greentext of there's interest, but basically in 85' Joan Jett had a huge tour across the US. My girlfriend at the time was a huge Jett fan so we followed her for 4 or 5 stops. Shit happened we ended up breaking uo and I was lucky enough to meet with Joan after a stop in Austin and we got really friendly. I'm going to write it out anyway because I love telling this story.

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She used to be super loose @ conventions back in the day

>>675997913
>friendly reminder being a nympho is not wrong
You go girl. Enjoy your college years at fullest.

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>>676004529
I heard this one was a loose one back in the day.

>>676003423
sauce?

>>676004344
waiting...

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met her at a festival got wasted did some tabs fucked, rinse and repeat over the next few days, this was in 2012

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Does Barb count? I dated her when we were like 15 or something. She didn't look as good then as she does now.

>>676001044
Who?

Sheryl Crow

>be me, on vacation in Daytona Beach
>minding my own, enjoying the sun and water
>zoning out while watching some scantily-clad bitches tossing a frisbee
>middle-aged woman walks up to me, looks familiar but I can't remember why
>starts putting her hands all over me
>invites me up to her hotel room
>holyfuck.jpg
>can tell right away she's into some super kinky shit
>puts a collar on me, makes me walk on all fours
>keeps putting her hands all over me, but gives me disapproving looks when I have an obvious boner
>she keeps stroking me anyway
>finally decide to make my move, she half-heartedly tries to push me off
>obviously some sort of rape fantasy
>her struggling makes me even harder
>she starts squealing louder and louder, it's getting absolutely intense
>so intense I can't stop myself
>accidentally cum on her leg because she's wriggling around so much
>feelsgoodman
>gotta take a post-sex piss
>ask her if I can use her bathroom
>she's kinda bitchy about it, puts a leash on me and makes me walk on all fours outside
>I piss on a palm tree while smokes a cig
>mfw I'm a Labrador

>>676004529
I'd keep that to myself if I were you, it's pretty shameful to fuck a gnome gargoyle like that

>>675998228
Sorry, bro... It's not him. USC guy is MIA forever. RIP.

>>676005637

Story behind this guy?

>>676005600
>kinky shit
>rape roleplaying
>not pissing on her face
It was a good story before this.

>>676005313
The Intruders.

>>676005600
Do I get anything for the double 600's btw?

>>676003304
It goes back a long time -- It was right after my junior year of high school... So it was probably 2003, I remember that she was still acting. I grew up in a pretty affluent area, and I was friends with this girl Heidi whose parents had split up. He dad lived on the west coast, Palm Beach area, and she spent a lot of time out there. I don't know exactly how they came to be friends.

Anyways, she came and visited Heidi -- So I met her and hung out with her for like an hour or two on a random afternoon. I kissed her on a bench, it was a little weird. The next night the girl threw like a rager at her house, the only deal was, if you were there you had to stay. Her mom collected keys. So, I drank way too much and was outside around 3am (?) throwing up and ran into her having a cigarette. We started talking, the fact I had a gf at the time came up, I told her the standard "we're on a break... she's a bitch, etc..."

As drunk as I was, I will never in my life forget what she said to me -- Well, why don't we go take pictures to make her jealous. She started stripping, I was taking pictures (like a million). Then she got up, just in these fucking crazy green panties, went over to her bag a pulled out the vibrator. My biggest fear was one of us passing out, so I jumped on the bed kind of tossed the vibrator (like a little 4 inch battery kind of thing) off the bed towards her suitcase. And proceeded to knock the bottom out... we passed out for a bit... woke up again, she blew me... passed out for a bit, then banged it out again in the morning. He body was absolutely insane.

As a side note, when we were first woke up, the picture of her from MotoCrossed kept flashing in my head and I would like open my eyes and run my fingers through her hair when she went down on me and I was like tripped out that she had hair cause I kept picture her from the movie. Also the first time I did coke... really, really good coke.

>>676005084
You tellin' me you wouldn't fuck Arin?

>>676006067
Was she naked?
more pics

>>676004344
>Be 19
>Just graduated high school
>Gf is super into Joan Jett, basically worships her
>Tour pops up a few locations near us
>Guess we're going to all the locations in Texas
>Follow the tour for about 3 weeks, killer shows but it's really not my scene
>As the tour goes on, gf becomes more and more demanding
>Starts demanding I buy her merch at every stand
>Buy her a shirt and tell her to fuck off
>She storms off like a child
>"lol k"
>I just walk around the area, stopping at a few record stores
>Walk out of one store with a few vinyl under my arm
>Look left and see a chicl standing between a phone booth and a tree trying to light a cigarette
>I walk up and offer her a light
>Holy fuck, it's Joan Jett
>Ask her how the tours been going
>She dodges the question and moves it towards the records I have
>We talk about music for about 35 minutes on this cold ass street corner
>She goes "Aye, you're looking kinda chilly, let's talk in the tour bus."
>Get pretty excited but keep poker face
>"Sure."
To Be Continued.

>>676006335
post pics without showing her face

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Good times

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>>676006672
Sadly no.

>>676007076
Bra and panties? Actually, I'm surprised she showed so much skin at a movie. She is so prude and innocent.

>>676005501
dated =/= fucked

>>675995502
eww, i hope you got checked for stds

>>676005600
she used to make Lance ride the tour de france before he could fuck her.

>>676007522
aww do you think we held hands and ate ice cream together?

>>676006731
>We walk to her trailer
>She goes "I don't want people to stop us as we walk so just act natural."
>She puts her hood on and walks holding on to my arm
>We get to the bus and she pulls a whole pizza out of an oven and grabs some drinks
>We eat, talk, laugh
>She is honestly one of the most genuine people I've ever met
>After a few hours of talking, realize it's 3:30 in the morning
>I say "Fuck, dude, I've got a hour drive to get home."
>She instantly goes "Oh, just crash here."
>"Is this really happening?"
>She opens this door to this huge black bed
>"I can't sleep like this."
>She undresses to this tight, black, spider web thong and these skeleton hand bra
>She lays down on her back and goes "Well? You going to join?"
>I undress to my boxer and lay next to my her, as soon as I lay down she gets on top of me
>DIAMOND HARD INSTANTLY
Last Part.

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Yup. Highschool.

>>675987001
tay tay. can't believe nobody believes me.

>>676007877
Probably. I mean taking into consideration that you like dick and all, and she doesnt have one.

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>>676007379
Not really. The movie was ehh, just fap material

>>676006894
It's funny you say that. I remember I had a Treo 600 phone. I was going through a bunch of old shit at my parents house last week and started trying to charge up old phones to see what pics I had on them. I had the Treo but no charger for it... It's driving me crazy, I just had the phone and I can't find it. I know it is still in my possession. I'm going to order an old charger on Ebay. They may or may not still be there, I don't remember the memory card that phone had. It would also technically be child porn (she was 17) but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. I know I have that god damn phone.

>>676007877
did you actually do anything? Got a story?

>>675994424
Damn son...

>>676003333
Dem quads

>>675994424
you're ok

>>676008105
Damn! Miranda nudes fucking when. It's about time. Soon she will be too old to be naked.

>>676008059
>fucking a trap
It's so disgusting than nobody will never believe it, bro.

>>676005361
proof?

>>676005361
Confirmed lie.

>>675998686
>No, there's more! You see? When the left tire mark goes up on the curb and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle, so when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60's, there were only two other cars made in America that had positraction, and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks. One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.

>>676008040
>I take her bra off and she starts grinding on me
>I start kissing her neck and pull my dick and I feel how wet she is
>I penatrated her and it was the tightest girl I've ever been in
The only part that sucked was that Joan sat down with me after fucking like 7 times and told me that she really like me but she can't have a relationship because of her lifestyle. I felt more love and affection in one night with her them the whole relatiomship with my gf at the time. The next day, my gf was partying with some guys and she tells me "They know how to take care of a girl!" I just took her duffle bag of clothes and threw it at one of the guys. "You can take her home." Then I drove home. I was so happy to get to know her but I wonder if she remembers me.

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>>675998644
Good shit. Continue.

>>676009007
Seems legit

>>676008378
Im jerking off

>>676009007
>tightest girl
lost me there

I got a lap dance from the first lady of Mexico back in the day

>>676004550
There is a point where one becomes a nympho. Alot of people seem to fuck 15-30 people by the time they are in their early 20s. Thats not abnormal to me. Once someone gets to near 100 or higher, then I consider that a nympho. This girl I went to high school with and now go to college with is probably between 100 and 150 and shes barely 21. Shes had gang bangs with multiple sports teams.

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I doubt anyone here would even know who this is. And even if you do its highly debatable you would call her a celebrity.

But I fucked her multiple times over a couple of days for what it is worth.

>>676009832
Not worth anything bruh.

>>676009808
>Shes had gang bangs with multiple sports teams.
greentext

>>676009905
Thats kinda what i figured.

>>675998145
shut up faggot

>>676009266
You gotta remember she's 5'5" and I'm 6'3".

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>>676009808
But, Cosgrove was bukkaked for more that 50 fratbros just at a single party allegedly. For you, is she a nympho?

>>676004026
im in love wit this goofy bitch and her perfect titties

>>676009832
post story anyway

>>676005084
He kind of looks like Sean Young

>>676000029
Go on. Rhonda Rousey gets me aroused.

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I fucked the Olsen Girls, before they were famous

>>675995502
she fink you freeky :^)

>>676010733

Dan?

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We were pan pals.
He sucked my warm black dingus...

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I took a blowjob from bart simpson once.

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>>676008523
Hopefully soon.

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I was so happy to see he got famous

>>676011369
>snow white costume
so accurate

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Im from Rio, but my parents used to live in RS (south of brazil), and i studied 5 years there, and i made up with her many times, but never got to fuck her

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>>675998306
>>675998366

Not biting, since i am a lying fedoralord and don't know the difference between Bristol and Blackpool.

>>676003128
Yup. But she never got implants.

>>676009937
There is not much to green text. One of my work buddies from two summers ago was on the track team and told me about her being gang banged. And I know guys on our football team that know of some other football players gang banging her too. Her mom was a councilor at another high school in my county and apparently fucked a few students so its easy to see where she gets it.

>>675997832
Pic is shopped af

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>>676011369
enjoy

>>675994241
she crashed my cousins house warming party like 2 & 1/2 years ago, I gave her some Mkat and she sucked my cock for the whole bag, she was pretty toight but she wasn't a virgin, holy fuck could she ride a dick, sweet jesus.

>>675995502
You fuckin wish hah

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>>675995502
Details pls. I love Yolandi

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>>676011776

>>676011369
Was her pussy look from outside really big, like her mouth. Thats what I heard.

So back in 2005 I was fag porn actor, and I was at my managers bday, when who shows up? Dr cox from scrubs. I suck his cock in one of the rooms and get his number, and the next day he took me out for a steak sandwich and then we went back to his place where he took me to pound town in my boy hole.

fucking a celebrity is not that hard, you just have to concentrate a bit on it and have some discipline about it

>>676012494
And who have you fucked?

>>676012690
not a super famous one

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>>676012321

>>676011536
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

>>676009832
She plays for Kittie, from Ontario.

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Paid for it though

>>676013143
no new ghost story "sigh"

>>676011957
Can we see a fb photo of this girl anon?

>>676012912
Why won't you give his or her name?

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Used to hook up with this when she came into Albuquerque. We both grew up in the same place in oregon.

>got dumped for karl urban
>feels bad man

>>675987001
Well this is awkward. I can't say who she is without giving away who I am. If her husband found out, he'd figure out that they were married at the time.

>>676013423
She'll suk your sack off

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>>676013355
not sure if this counts. this cover girl swiped my vcard when we were 15

>>676013143
continue

>>676011369
>>676010294
>>676008523
>>675991604
Why all this talk about Miranda and being a closet whore / nympho.

What have I missed anons?

>>676011987
They gave her a push up bra.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSIRwppwdMg

newfag

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Nothing went in anyone's ass so idk if you'd really count it, but yeah

>>675989395
>not sure if she remembers me
hahahahahahahaahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah HAH! haahah

>>676013143
What the Fuck.....

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>>676013926
Dirty Dan trained her to enjoy abusive, degrading sex. She is a hardcore coked out slut at college now.

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>>676013926

>> what have i missed anons

Butthurt virgins daydreaming about scenarious where they could have their cocks inside famous wenches.

>>676011369

what's the story?

>>676014359
It's fake and gay.

>>676014406
>implying that's a bad thing
normies go to hell

>>676014390
WOW. Diamonds.

How old is Dan and how do we know she was fucking him?

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>>676014390

>>676014673
>increasingly sweaty and nervous

>>676014390
Hollywood is wonderful, they said.