What would you say?
>>675979577
Check em
Original Poster is a faggot
>>675979577
nigger tongue my anus
That's what your mom ordered.
>>675979577
My girlfriend is calling me
i play world of warcraft
>>675979577
Do you post on 4chan?
>>675979577
My cousin is so hott.
>>675980217
Beat me to it
>>675979577
They almost caught bigfoot
>>675979577
Do you watch JacksFilms?
>>675979577
I really like this picture
>>675979577
When do we do anal?
>>675979577
Did I do it right op?
http://www.streamboobs.com/hollywouldx/
i am vegan and you?
>>675979577
Did you take a shower?
uuargh, you smell like shit.
I have a small dick
[Date's name], you are very beautiful.
How is dinner, m'lady?
>>675979577
Why are you so desperate?
>>675979577
You got that puss stank?
>>675979577
hipster faggots are cool people
>>675979577
"are you cool with anal?"
Are you on the rag?
Hitler literally did nothing wrong
>>675979577
I recently changed my sex.
>>675979577
Lets make america great again.
Who is your favorite pony?
>>675979577
i killed fifty child prostitutes
I wish you were five
I deeply care about you.
You want the old lickaroo?
Hi i am a normie
The Jews did nine eleven.
Black people are cool though
I came, now leave please.
Black people? Fuck this shit.
Take your shoes off please.
>>675979577
>>675979733
>>675980822
this is a dubs thread
You are too old, sorry
You're my favorite girl. Seriously.
i'll just pop this here
>>675979577
jet fuel melts steel beams
>>675979577
I love you, (wrong fist and last name)
>>675980994
kek
Why are you so beautiful?
My dick is 2 inches.
She will have the salad.
>>675979577
You like dudes with HIV?
>>675979577
A threesome with my mom?
I love you very much.
>>675979577
You're not your sister though...
>>675979577
Do you like to vape?
>>675979577
Do you browse dank memes?
Hitler did not anything wrong
I own my own business.
Your skin looks very wearable
>Chek em
>>675979577
Take it in the ASS
Sit on my face now.
>>675980753
>>675981120
>Except not finishing the job.
Date saved with another five words from your date.
>>675979577
I have shagged your mother.
I volunteer once a week.
I bet yours is bigger
you must eat the eggs
>>675979577
How loose is your pussy?
Let's talk about your life.
>>675979577
I can't, I'm a vegan.
>>675979577
Oh you look like Hitler.
>>675979577
I'm such an alpha male
I have a tiny penis.
4chan has seen you nude
>>675981144
checked
Do you like to dance?
>>675979577
Finger tongue my Stinky arse
I'm going to rape you.
winner
>>675981055
>>675980822
second
>>675980575
>>675981039
the rest even if looking bad at the first glance could be considered like pick up jokes like
>>675980759
>>675980610
>>675981049
others could be considered like freeky but match with a freaky girl
>>675979858
Underrated as fuck
I like 9gag and reddit
Also, check 'em
>>675979577
i live with my parents
Have you heard of 4Chan?
I am a good guy.
Please shit on my chest.
I'm always here for you.
>>675979577
>You look like my mom.
burp on my wiener please
Don't give me aids again
Is this food halal?
Let's play a game beautiful
>>675981533
Checked
anal, anal, anal, anal, pleeeeeease?
I am a wealthy man.
I'm voting for Donald Trump.
>>675981623
Kek
Hi, I am your date.
>>675979577
Do you think this is twitter you cum guzzling faggot?
You want the old Licarooo?
>>675981533
czeched
I run a local charity.
I'mma just pop this here.
*puts hand on knee*
I'M ETHAN BRADBURY
I think I love you
Instead of words you could always just show them this ..
This is my first time.
Who are you voting for?
>>675979577
Shhhhh, it won't hurt.
Much.
>>675981714
love how you faggots think this is an insult
You're my first fat girl.
>>675979577
Sorry, my wife was nagging.
I post on 4chan /b/.
>>675979577
Careful, watch my katana.
>>675979733
Dubs hath spoken
>>675979577
this is the art of
I really love your eyes.
>>675979577
I like weed and lego
>>675979577
I am a chronic masturbator.
I like to get pegged
>>675979577
You Look Different Off Grinder
Will you scratch my balls?
Wanna see my (fur/clopping/shota/loli) collection?
>>675979577
I have warts and herpes.
>>675981957
Well, most women sure do, so consider that date done.
>>675979577
How's your bra?
I think I have AIDS
Do you have feminine penis?
I have a waifu bitch
Are we fucking, or what?
>>675979577
I love bernie sanders mate
>>675979577
I am a male feminist.
hello i have autismo pls
You're paying for this meal
Sometimes I poop my pants.
You are just so beautiful...
I'm an extremely depressing person
That is a short version of what I always say anyways
Got your sister's number?
>>675981714
Kek
My band just got signed.
What's new in your life?
>>675982346
I am a pessimist.
You really like the butter
What dog are you betting?
Daaaaaaaamn DANIEL, back at it- she just left
There's nothing wrong with Jews
I'm streaming this on Twitch.
>>675979577
I get dubs on 4chan
One Gram of daiminds wieghs 15
My tits are bigger, faggot
>>675982556
That feel when no face.
>>675979577
I made Sonichu's webcomic
Want to have sex tonight?
Don't swallow, I want it.
You are my north star.
So you're paying for this?
>>675979577
It's just a prank bro
>>675979577
Have you heard of /pol/?
i am a transgender feminist
I have aids and hiv
>>675982613
Stupid fucking european shit detected.
By the way, I'm american.
Want to see my micropenis?
>>675982709
Her response:
>Oooh, kinky!
>>675979577
"get in the trunk"
Hi, my name's Jared Fogle
Wanna see my new fedora
>>675979577
So when do we fuck?
(could work!)
Are you pre-op or post-op?
you are a mysoginistic cissy
>>675979577
Did you gain some weight?
>>675979577
I would like seven kids
>>675982709
kek
What do you wanna order?
Got us tickets to BvS.
>>675981144
All these fucking black people.
>>675979577
You remind me of mother.
I loke your (jugs/melons)
>>675980403
I'd dropkick the bitch
>>675979577
my sister loves my cock
Dhdhdu shhjrop gdhgrtv xacdjcj qwfdaf
I only listen to Nickleback
>>675980416
>>675980832
underrated posts
>>675979577
Isn't McDonald's great, my angel?
do you like feminine penis
>>675982173
>Looks at liberal women
>Looks at conservative women
Yeah.... enjoy that choice son.
>>675979577
You smell better in person
>>675983137
Kek
>>675981968
Good one
>>675979577
Your fur is so soft!
>>675979577
YOU ARE OPPRESSING ME
do you like anal sex
>>675983240
No.. It's: You smell better awake.
Make me a sandwitch, bitch.
>>675980401
That's only four words jackass
>>675979577
Mating horses is my job.
>>675983210
He's polling terribly with GOP women, too. So, good luck with that magical unicorn.
I've been unemployed for years.
I think I just sharted
Have you accepted Joseph Smith?
>>675979577
My herpes tastes delicious, try!
>>675979577
Do you post on /b/?
>>675983353
>lrn2countfag
I dont have any money.
>>675980847
Kek
>>675979577
/b/ros don't get the girls.
>>675979577
But Hitler did nothing wrong
>>675979577
I love sharing unshareable pics.
>>675983571
What..?
>>675982037
Kek
You want the old lickaroo?
>>675979577
Your mom wears your clothes?
>>675979577
I lied, I'm not batman.
This isn't my final form
I dated an autist before. *bail*
>>675983467
They REALLY almost caught bigfoot.
>>675979577
Shall we split the bill?
I have a twitter following
hue hue hue hue hue
>>675981586
this.
Wamna see my 11 inches?
You're perfect for mating with.
>>675979577
You like my NAMBLA shirt?
>>675979577
1. Care
2. to
3. see
4. my
5. dungeon?
I'm in a cult.
>>675981263
Underrated.
>>675979577
So you like MLP too
>>675980978
Top kek
When do I pay you?
>>675981957
Well since voting for Trump probably means you're retarded... I think it is
>>675979577
I'm working to legalize rape
I memorized your routing number
>>675979577
I only speak in fives
Niggas ain't so bad.
>>675979577
I'm cut.
You're facebook picture's lyin
... tbqhfam.
>>675979577
Does your Mom like threesomes?
I use medicinal cocaine
I love kids like you
No, Stop talking. You're ugly.
>>675983801
>this nigga
I forgot my Spider-Man wallet.
< 8 > Offical leak of this bitch http://www36.zippyshare.com/v/qG4bWvpe/file.html
>>675984182
I love your kids
I love League of Legends
vaginal sex better then anal
I vape on regular basis.
>>675984046
>i dont know what im talking about
>just call him a retard quick
>>675984231
>improved
Mmmmmmmm. I love your kids
>>675984219
Kek
Can I have your netflix?
>>675979577
ISIS has a cool song
Doc said I have aids
I do not buy diamonds.
care to sniff my asshole?
>>675979577
I sneeze every time I'm aroused *sneezes*
>>675979577
I go to 4chan everyday
You are kind of fat.
>>675981812
Wow, Ethan! Great moves, keep it up, proud of you!
>>675979577
I have a small dick
Will you pay the bill?
Check this cool cock-rash!
And: "Hey my name is Tyrone"