Romance 101. Get in here faggots and let me learn you some shit.
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Romance 101. Get in here faggots and let me learn you some shit.
>>675977490
>let me learn you
>learn you
>learn
Lost my shit already, god damn
dubs decide
Seems legit.
impersonate tai lopez meme
>>675977702
This
Show her your library
>>675977490
>>675977661
dubs decide is a shit idea, just take what ever you think is a good line fgt.
if your intrested your sense of humor is a good idea but tone it down just a bit and you're gana have to come clean about the lambo thing
>>675977856
So she's like 30?
>>675978059
nice
>>675978059
Bitch doesn't even know she's being meme'd hard.
>>675977856
>how old are your teeth?
>>675978346
having a ferrari and calling it a LAMBORGHINI
>topkek
also make her finger herself to get extra KNAWLEDGE
>>675978346
Keep delivering OP, this is good shit.
>>675978346
Get tai Lopez tits
Texting pro-tips for non faggots and non fuckbois
>NEVER end a neutral statement with lol
>NEVER end any statement with idk
>Try your best to have questions as statements, letting the other person infer what you want. i.e instead of "what are you doing later?" say "I'm free later, we should do something."
>TYPE HER NAME INSTEAD OF YO OR HEY. Chicks love that shit, especially when its you initiating contact.
>Stop typing walls of text. If its too long just say you'll talk about it when you see her.
>Use proper english you dumbass.
>Stop being an overeager faggot. Mirror her timing. If she's slow, go make a sandwich then reply.
>Fuck your emoticons.
>>675978687
I'm not getting any of your messages any more
We'll have to communicate with pictures
Show me your tits if you want to go for a ride in my LAMBORGHINI
>>675978819
my LAMBORGHINI runs on BOOB UNITS. You must have enough boob units to fuel your lamborghini
>>675978989
Kekking
>>675978989
/bro did you just search for pics to use for shit like this?
kek/10
>>675979156
thats tai lopez niga
>>675979156
It's Tai Lopez
>>675979202
never heard of him cracker
This shit might actually work. Holy fuck.
>>675979282
She looks fat
>>675979275
newshit detected
>>675979282
Ask her to show you lunch
You're hungry
>>675979309
He's trying to be nice to get the nudes, faggot.
>she looks fat
And you seem like a typical betafag
>>675979404
She's pregnant you retard
>>675978779
Kill yourself
>>675979456
No fucking shit, spedfag, but he's being nice to get the nudes
