>>675974796
Typical, its called quantum immortality. In the multiverse, every time you "die" there exists a world were you live and one where you die. Since you can only observe a universe in which you survive, you are basically immortal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality

>>675974796
>pass out from blood loss
>after shooting yourself
What you shoot yourself in the leg or something?

>>675975206
Chest

>>675975206
I didn't want to fuck up my head for the funeral. My mom wouldn't be able to handle that

Buy a shit load of lottery scratch cards faggit

>>675976168
You'd be surprised by how much your mum can handle sir

>>675974796
have a gunfight with your mom

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>>675974796
So now you can do sick shit and hold no responsibility whatsoever.
Go get a lot of explosives, make a giant suicude bomber belt and burst into some tall building shouting "Allahu Akbar" while exploding.
Press "R" to restart.

>>675976500
Savage

>>675976958
meant to reply to >>675976370

I'm retarded

Timestamp suicide and then come back

>>675975058
You mean to tell me that if I kill myself, I can be in a world where op is still a faggot?

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>>675974796
4 u m8

>>675976370
I didn't know how awkward it was to laugh when you're taking a shit until now

>>675976829

>>675976370
true savagery

i have the same problem... only with sex instead of death
I just jump right back in the friendzone

>>675977183
make sure you don't get caught though, because if that happens your epic monologue will sound like micky mouse

>>675975058
Good read thanks anon

>>675976370

oooo rekt

>>675974796
what about old age? god I wish I was like you

>>675977919
Idk everyone on my family lives insanely long but I guess I'll find out.

It would be a lot cooler if I wasn't still impoverished human trash

>>675975058

So like bioshock infinite?

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>>675976370
>>675976370
>>675976370
>>675976370

>>675978168
Bio cock infant?

>>675974796
Alright I'm gonna need some sort of proof. If you're from another multiverse, tell me the subtle changes you have observed from universe to universe

>>675979205
It's not any different that I can tell. It's literally I killed myself and came to a few seconds prior as if it had never happened. Not some groundhog day shit where I start the day over and can make different choices like the immediate moment I was going to do it.

>>675979445
well you know what you must do........nigger shootout

>>675974796
Set yourself on fire. If that doesn't work go to open sea and jump in with cinderblocks tied to your waist

Immortal and imbecile are not the same rhing, OP

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< 36 > Offical leak of this bitch http://www36.zippyshare.com/v/qG4bWvpe/file.html

>>675979445
Post timestamp with gun and I'll believe your quirky story

I've been trying to kill myself for some time but I have no car and no money. How do I get myself to not pussy out and finally put my head on the train tracks already?