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>>675972907
never had one

I never had a gf. I got a wife right away
>arranged marriage
And it's the best thing ever.

>>675973247
Hi raju

>>675972907
Not bad if you like dealing with women bullshit. Pussy is nice though

>>675973247
I know an Indian who had that happen and she screams at him if he doesn't buy her jewelry.

>>675973284
>>675973391
I'm not Indian shit whites

have gf and spend an entire weekend together out of town. get hotel room, have a great time, go out to dinner and all that. get back home drop her off at her house I go back to mine. next day texts me constantly. I just spent all weekend with her and want a little time to myself. don't respond within 10 mins get three more texts. Respond while tearing out my hair.
that about sums it up

>>675973465
2nd this

Not as good as being the random dude that cums on chicks faces.

>>675973586
I so wanna do this but dont wanna get caught. teach me

>>675973586
Obviously fake

>>675973945
no

>>675973453
OK Jamiel
So how's the 2nd grade treating her

>>675972907

it's like being codependent with someone you stop wanting to fuck after a few months and you're stuck not being to scratch that itch for strange

>>675975362
this about sums it up

>>675973247
DESIGNATED

ITT: i hud juan gf and she fucked me over because im cuck faggot so every grill is shitty!!!111

Meh depends... Been with my gf for 3 years now, it's pretty cool. If the relationship is fine you dont feel messing around too much, and sex keeps getting better usually since you get to know one another more.

Engaged to awesome girl. Shes smarter, prettier and better than i am while also being funnier and more logical.

How i got her? No fucking idea.

>>675973465
This/10

How to get a gf in a country where people doesn't speak english?

>>675972907
Depends upon the girl

Expensive is how I would describe my current situation. Always wants to go out to dinner. Wants to travel. Pussy isn't that plentiful. Hookers would be cheaper honestly.

>>675976315
change country or learn the language

>>675972907
Meh. Annoying more often than not. But the times it ain't make it worth it. Pretty good having a companion whenever u want that you're comfortable with and can Fuck. Big fan of cuddling to be honest

>>675972907
>how it is to have a gf?
You will be miserable either way. Just different kind of misery. There is no forever happy til death do you part.

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>>675972907

How often do you have sex?

Is it important to you?

Do you enjoy having a deep emotional connection with another human being?

Do you like to deal with b/s and drama?

Are you a clingy needy faggot? Do you want to deal with a clingy needy faggot with a vagina?

Ask yourself these questions first- then I'll tell you everything you need to know.

>>675976179
She's cheating on you. She's even fuck a guy on your wedding. Hell, she's probably fucking someone else right now...

>>675973465
Same boat, why bitches be so clingy?

>>675976461
But German is so annoying to learn...

>>675976179
Logical
>>Red Alert
You dating a Tranny
A dude with tits

Vagina. Sweet, tight vagina.
My girl gives me all the space u ant, while still clinging. Win fucking win.

>>675976545
Nein, m8.

>>675973247
Hi aamir
Would you like some beef?

>>675976516
Oh, no. I forgot, every girl is a cheater.

>>675972907
Why did you add semen to the picture?

>>675976545
haha you're right ! But german are quite good in english, just a bit shy.

>>675976461
Learn English, take out dick, girls will still suck it.

This has been true in:
Japan
Korea
Germany
Italy
Czech Republic

Not true in:
France
China
Canada
Mexico

But fuck those places, they're cancer.

>>675972907
Horrible shoop

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>>675976611
"I find your fear of my penis highly illogical."

>>675976740
it tends to be easy to have that kind of relationship after a few years of xp also, if you're smart enough to get how girls are thinking

depends on yourself, it's nice to have someone to share your time with and love with. The regular sex and intimacy is nice too.

then there's the other side where you're seen as uncaring if you just want to do something yourself, like see a movie you know she's not interested in. You are kind of obligated to at least offer to do those things together, you spend more money because you have to do more "romantic" things every so often and somehow it means constant daily communication in this day and age.

also, depending on how either of you are feeling your life is lacking will highly stress the relationship, you might try to grin and bare the little things, but once someone wants out, no point trying to keep things together.

>>675977138
People need to come with instruction manuals.

>>675972907
My girlfriend saw me from across the bar and bought me a drink, that's how we met. I share a warm bed every night, more often then not have a home cooked meal, never lonely yet I can always have my space when needed.
It's been like this for over a year, feels good

>>675977272
No, just some maintenance card for the useless flap of flesh connected to the vagina.

>>675976987
can confirm canadian girls are shallow vapid self absorbed cunts

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>>675977300
Awww, the honeymoon period.

Nice dubs.

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Threads like this make me realize just how fucking autistic and cuck /b/ is. Holy shit.

>>675977489
They cute though in Toronto.

Whipping the dick out just doesn't work though.

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>>675977243
>but once someone wants out, no point trying to keep things together.

If they can find their way out that is...

>>675977243
daily communication, no way, do not fall into this trap guys. Seeing the girl once a week, during the weekend is way enough. You can fuck and sleep as much as you want and reloaded with endorphin until next weekend.

>>675976545
Just rape them like the rest of the filthy refugees do.
P.S Mohammed was a pig fucker who sucked off little boys and Allah is a Pig God
Allah Oinkbah

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>>675977503
First day huh?

>>675977544
oh i didn't say there aren't a lot of cuties
they just have nothing going on upstairs

being in canada is like living in a drake video

>>675977624
It's the same god as Christian and Jews too.

>>675977489
Do you mean Canada is too close to America ?

>>675973465
This shit fades approximately 6 months after marriage.

>>675977556
spoken like a guy who has never had the pleasure of getting his dick wet multiple times every day

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>>675977693
It is not. But its threads like this that really makes it clear. Fucking autist cucks everywhere.

>>675977491
our honeymoon phase was pretty much laying in bed all weekend fucking and ordering takeout.

>>675973465
so true!!

>>675976937
>But german are quite good in english
You're not, apparently.

>>675977775
yeah but i find american girls even are friendlier and more likely to smile back at you if you smile at them. canadian bitches act like you just tried to stick your hand in their pants if you smile at them.
canada is way less socialized. people stay in their houses and talk to people they know on phones and the internet so trying to talk to anyone you don't know doesn't work very often.

>>675977767
Ha Ha nice try
Keep telling yourself that
No taquiya here
Only idiots believe that shit

>>675977890
fuck off you fucking dweep. get back under your rock

>>675977693
better then the movie I'm 100% sure

sometimes its cool, sometimes it isnt. im lucky cause my long term gf of 3.5 years is cool as shit. we started dating when we were young and awkward and virgins at the time, and she got really hot as she got older. shes bi and very sexually open, we recently had an orgy and shes down for more and wants to try a FFM threesome

>>675977819
yeah i did but it's really time consuming and I feel grumpy when i have not enough rest. Seeing a girl during the week, if you know how to give her pleasure, will result with a sleepless night, she will not let you sleep, i repeat, she will not. Forcing you to do it again by starting to suck you d every hours

>>675978007
let me guess, you also wrote
>>675977890

>>675977556
the daily communication thing seems to plague me, maybe I just single out the clingy ones or something.

has a gf that I would meet up with maybe twice a week, 3 times at most, shit was cash, she lived a few minutes out of town and couldn't drive so she couldn't push it

then she fucked up her own life and I get pushed out of hers. Sucked for a while, not understanding why, but I feel better for it now

>>675978127
if you can't hang with banging multiple times per day you're too old bro sorry

>>675977624
Sadly I'm not those filthy mudslime refugees. Or should I just convert to islam to make rape legal?

>>675977890
=( what's the mistakes here ?

>>675978127
Or you can tell her to stop being a slut so you can sleep. Stop being a fake bro, it's painfully obvious.

>>675978132
Nope differnt anon
Are you the refugee rapist?

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>>675978127
Just tell us the truth. You cant satisfy a girl.

>>675978277
there is none, he's just an american moron who has never encountered anyone who spoke english any differently (or more articulately) than him.

>>675972907
nice for a couple of months then it turns into torture

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>>675977841
Jesus fucking Christ, the Honeymoon phase is the first 2-3 years of the relationship, before that euphoric high of a new fuck and intense relationship starts to wear off.

Just know it'll never be as good as it was... EVER. And you have to be able to deal with that, and her bitching about that when she realizes. If you still get along after that phase that's when you know it's a keeper.

>>675977823
There are autistic cucks everywhere, have you ever read facebook, or a newspaper? Shit, half the people you talk to at work are either autistic or cucks... You probably even lean one way or another just being on here.

>>675978273
Wouldn';t work you'd still be white.
They get a free pass for the color of their skin not just their barbaric cultism.

>>675972907
Like a bag of sand

>>675978277
*what are the mistakes here. Seriously though, all Germans I met either spoke horrible or non-existent English. Usually I just switch to speak in German so at least I can understand what they are talking about. It's probably because I live in some kind of village.

>>675978277
There are 4 mistakes (2 if I ignore capitals) in this sentence:
>But german are quite good in english

>german
should be
>Germans

>good in english
should be
>good at English

It's a common mistake by German/Dutch speakers to say "I am good in" instead of "I am good at".

GF? The twat ain't worth the trouble. Find 'em, fuck 'em, and flee.

>>675978435
But I'm Asian. Would it work then?

>>675978353
I am Dutch, moron. And if you fail to see the mistakes in the sentence "But german are quite good in english", you're a moron.

>>675978497
>>675978473

for all intents and purposes there were no significant mistakes. stop being obtuse cunts.
you understood what he was saying, no?

>>675978435
The Pope washed and kissed the feet of a dude who gang raped a young girl

>>675978620
then you're an uppity cunt. we're not having a grammar competition. he speaks well enough to get his ideas across. fuck yourself you fucking stinky cheese eating cunt

>>675978497
Thanks anon. I'm not German nor Dutch though

>>675978647
>>675978736
If you want to speak English you better speak it correctly.
- A second language English speaker

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Better than having a wife...

>>675978397
Learn to read, faggot. I didn't say it last a weekend, I said it consisted of fucking for whole weekends at a time. Look at you act like you're the know all of relationships, Jesus, it's embarrassing reading about how you can't co habitate with someone.
My relationship is fine I don't need your shitty explanation of what you think it's going to be.
This thread asked what it's like to be in a relationship, not some faggot projects his high school experiences into yours thread.

>>675978897
A bucket?

>>675978546
sadly women dont like Asian men

Some negresses do, and some odd white women who havent already been blacked will also

try to find weeaboo autist white women from the west. At least theres a high chance they wont cuck you, because they'll have the yellow fever and also because they probably cant fuck anyone else being autistic

>>675976987
>Italy

are you serious ? Have you ever been in Italy ?

>>675978855
you want to play it that way, do you?
then you better fucking correct yourself, cunt

>If you cant to speak English [,] you [had] better speak it correctly.
and it's
>English as a Second Language (ESL)
not
>A second language English


you uppity, trifling mothercucker

>>675978546
Depends
If you're a proper Asian ie Chinese Japanese,Korean etc then probably not. People have more respect for Asians since their not just as civilized but as or more intelligent than Europeans.
If you're Indian, Pakistani whatevs who claim to be Asian because they live on the continent then definitely because noone expects much from those cultures.
Like the Africans and Middle East theyre pretty much ignorant barbarians living with the technology of the West and barely coping.

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>>675978946
Shut the fuck up you autistic as fuck cuck.

You've been in a good relationship for maybe a year? Is that the longest you've been in one? You're what maybe 24? 26?

Don't make me laugh faggot. You're shit posting, while I'm giving worldly as fuck advice son from my ancient wisdom.

If you think the truths I speak are from High school, you need to get a refund on your education.

>>675979293
>refund on your education
>high school is free

cap: university tatum

>>675978620
Dutch people are also quite good at English. Hopefully because there are bad with everything else.

>>675979232
I'm from Singapore anon. Would it work?

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>>675979293
Calm down, anon. He's 17 now. He knows how relationship, people and the world works. He knows how everything works. He wont listen to oldfags who dont have more 'smartness' than him.

>>675978620
You're arguing about syntax.
English is a unique language which constantly evolves and differs gramatically depending on region, culture and country. Amercan English, Samoan English, South African English etc all differ in despite being the same base language.

There is no correct form of English despite the various attempts to formalise the language

>>675979293
I'm 36 and have been married. Sit down, son.

It's alright not as much sex as you would expect but thats my fault for dating a Catholic chick. Makes good food though and does my laundry some times.

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>>675979218
Godspeed anon. Thanks for schooling this kid.

>>675979218
haha good job baby, not very clear sadly.

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I love mine

>>675979051
Yes, I went to a night club- everyone was like
>flu see cie meh maza
Or whatever shit they call a language, so I went up to the second floor and yelled out,
"Yo' any good looking girls speak English!?"

One came up 5 minutes later (easy fucking 9/10) With some dark maroon colored hair with a tiny waist, nice rack, and cute accent.

We chatted for like 5 minutes, went toward the back of the club, she sucked my dick - we hang out she showed me around some, I left Italy two hours later. Italy was fucking magical and shit.