Whoa

>>675971946
>>675971946
Vroom vroom neeerrrrrrrrravvvvrrrrooooooom

Just drove up the Hollywood hills in my new Lamborghini

>>675971946

"Hey uh... you wanna watch a movie later? Maybe we.... oh ok you have plans... thats ok... yeah I'll... um so this is my car then..."

get in

>>675971946
I'm extremely depressed and want to kill myself everyday.

>>675972145
'Can you drive my pigeon foot breaks when I accelerate'

>>675971946

I know kung fu

seriously though, I'm pulling for guy

dude's had some fucked up shit happen to him

>>675971946
lets wear our seatbelts so we dont cross the street, paul walker style..

>>675971946
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>675971946
"let's find The One you'd bang for tonight"

>>675972283
what happened to him?

>>675971946
Duuuuude

I'm gonna drive this car into a tree

69 dude!

He could care less about that car. You can tell the dealer or the upholstery guy or whoever had that car asked him to please sit in it and give a thumbs up or something.

Stand down on KR, he's all right
He could beat the living piss out of Nick Cage

>>675972487
ITM sir!
;)

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>>675971946
ive got a glock in my rrari, 17 shots not 38

>>675971946
Dude....if we die....you can have my Iron Maiden collection.

>>675972568
I support this statement!

>>675972592
That's Paul Walker!

>>675971946
I has nice car but thumb dick

>>675972399
Wife/gf and child died in the same month awhile back

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>>675971946
We kinda just sit in awkward silence for the most part.
Maybe some small chit chatting, but it goes no where and no actual progress is made.

>>675971946
>Trust me, im Neo.

If I thought the Decleartion of Independence was in Jeopardy you fucking KNOW I'd hire Keanu Reeves to protect it!
-- Bruce Willis back in the Control Room running the operation;
-- Sly Stallone to create a diversion for the crooks' diversion;
Let's see.....who else?

>>675972135
The hills are a pain in the ass in a wide car. You will have your paint job spread over every fucking trash can up there.

You take your lambo to the PCH, mah man.

ITT Plebs not ever having driven a supercar around LA.

>>675972871
Shit, misspelled Declaration

Get in da choppa

>>675972735
damn

>>675971946
whoah

>>675972399

I don't have the graphic saved, see it in baww threads sometimes

>>675973073
>baww threads
what's that?

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>>675971946

>I've never been happy...
>...
>I like alleys...
>...
>Wow, look how fast we are going...

>>675972135
THATS NOT A FUCKING LAMBORGHINI.

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>>675973250
>baww
Don't ask, he's just a staple addition to the goats.
It's just a universally accepted thing.

>>675973250

are you really this new?

lurk moar faggot

>>675973296
>capslock
faggot

>>675971946
Just going up the road to get some vodka, God I hope I crash into a tree on the way.

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>>675973325
This pic is bullshit

>>675973522

that's not the one I was referring to, there was something about River Phoenix overdosing in Johnny Depp's nightclub (maybe the picture didn't say it, but that's where he died)

>>675973522
>He's one of the only Hollywood stars

Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one.

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Kr is a member in good standing. In a few years, if he keeps up the good movies he'll be nominated for a middle initial of F, just like
Bruce Fucking Willis
Arnold Fucking Swartzenegger
Sylvester Fucking Stallone

>>675973797
Yeah, I've seen it, I just can't find it.

>>675973895

>Swartzenegger

I bet you call it 'speaking Mexican' aswell

>>675971946
When will he commit suicide? Do you think he will shit himself as he dies?

Cars name is the red pill

>>675974069
I'm trying to type fast, if you don't like action stars I'm sure there's a Brony thread somewhere on /b for you

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>>675973943
Is this it?
>>675973797

That pick kind of reminds me of an interview he had with the rolling stone.

>How easily did you navigate through adolescence?
"I don't know. I didn't end up on the rope."
>On the rope?
"Swinging."

>>675971946
Hey bro, cool.

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My point is that this motherfucker is Based with a capital B. He has found his center. Most of us live our entire lives without finding it, and he already has.
> put that in your pipe and smoke it for awhile

>>675971946
woah

>>675974216

it doesn't seem like the one I'm thinking about, I thought there was a part about how he bought every member of the stunt crew a motorcycle

>>675971946
I feel your pain Keanu

>>675974390
She'd be so hot without that shitty boob job.

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>>675974216
good guy Keanu. The feels

>>675974216
A good actor is a real person who knows how to channel their experience. Maybe this is why so many are shit these days. Maybe the movie industry has a different agenda now.

>>675972311
i thought he died in the car, in fire? Maybe im just black

>>675971946
"Which one of us has the steering wheel"

I have so much respect for this man.

>>675974934
Kek

>>675972902
that you, bilzerian?

>>675972735
Wow, how do you lose a wife, a girlfriend, and a child all in one month.

Wasn't there also something fucked up with his sister?

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>>675971946

>>675974725
who is it lad

>>675975477
Cancer got her. He donated like 70 percent of his earnings to her and cancer funding

>>675975835
she's cured though, see >>675974216

The ultimate ride johnny

Keanu Reeves
Bruce Willis
Arnold Shwarzenegger
Sylvester Stallone
Daniel Craig?
Jason Statham
ok who else

>>675972021
Underrated

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>>675974216
>He's one of the only Hollywood stars without a Mansion

I know, right? Anybody could afford a 5,600 sq feet house at Hollywood Hills.

>>675973296
Maserghini or Lamborati?

>>675974174
So what is that an excuse? Go kys kid.

>>675976746
Agreed