>>675962928
Ignorant fool, enjoy your poison, kid.

>>675962928
>hitler lives inside the earth

Op not being a complete fagg

that OP isn't a faggot

>>675963086
Heil

>>675963077

Oh, but you are enjoying it too, kid

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>>675962928

>>675962928


The world is just an illusion created by our minds. Others have used our power to keep us here and build paradise for themselves. We let them because we have long forgotten the way to enact real change in our lives. Thank you for asking

>>675962928
David Icke's Shape-Shifting Reptilians

>>675963338
Vaccines don't really work though.

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>>675962928
That jet fuel can melt steel beams.

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>>675963723
is this REALLY your opinion?

>>675963077
The Chem trail conspericy grew out off a misunderstanding relating to a theoretical paper written by a US airforce cadet in the 90s about weather modification as a means to better control conditions on the battlefield by the 2020s.

From this people don't understand how combustion abd condensation work and connected it with contrails.

I reality if you follow the conspericy back to its roots you see its as retarded as the vaccine autism hoax of 1998.

But fact checking and reality are not apart of the conspericy theorists ideas.

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>>675962928

Flat earth.

Trump is literary Hitler.

The stupidest one in my opinion is that one about the "lizard people" who control the illuminati which in turn control the freemasons and who in turn control the world and the politicians. But what do I know? Im just a disinformation agent

>>675963723
Vaccines work on the concept of giving your immune system information to fight things on its own, usually the angels from a virus, bacteria, or peresite are isolated and injected, the bodies helper T cells gather them up and produce antibodies for that antigen, so when you come in contact with the real infection you already have antibodies for it, in this way vaccines can shorten symptoms or prevent them all together.

Vaccines are not medicine they are information so your immune system can do all the work.

>>675963852

Yeah. Who wants to let facts get in the way of feeling like you has "speshul knowlaks"

>>675964080
You are so missinformed. But what do I know, being only thetan level 5.

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The one where muslim attacks bei islamists where all actually carried out by jewish agents.

>>675963544
I like you and I wanna know more.

>>675964269
I'm misinformed for understanding how something works?

It's really not that hard to understand anon.

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>>675963723

And this is why the streets are filled with the bodies of those who died from mumps, measles, rubella, smallpox, etc

Conspiracy theories are a wonderful way to satisfy the need to be religious while claiming you're not religious.

That might be a conspiracy theory too, though.

That conspiracy where the ruling elite are space-lizards

>>675964269
Oh also Scientology was invented by a science fiction author in the 50s as a way to make more money, it is nor a real religion cult or organization, more just a depressing live action sci-fi roll play.

So yeah enjoy your LARP

>>675964467
Well - who conspires about the general population of sheeple there? Noone. It's just a theory.

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>>675964396
He's trolling you.

>>675964396
You are clearly frustrated and depressed. You should go to a free auditing. It totally helped me!

>>675963077
Chem trails are what causes, hunger, disease and poverty. All controlled by big pharma. They want you to feel sick so they can sell you pills. They put chem dust in your food so you get hungry when you haven't eaten.

>>675964585
Yeah I know but I'm lonely and any conversation is good right now.

>>675963077
do you live in a sealed room or something?

>>675964731
Yeah 'cause the poor countries have such crowded airspaces they're flooded with chem trails and they can also afford to buy pills.

>>675964731
Please see

>>675963852

Also all of those existed since living things existed, even dinosaures have been found to have had suffered from cancer, malnutrition, infection, and what not.

>>675962928

Chemtrails, moon landings, flat earth society.

People who don't believe the moon landings make me seriously doubt their critical thinking faculties. And they usually have the balls to tell you that you're the sheep... Morons.

>>675964438
People didn't die in mass of those diseases before vaccines were invented, so why would they now?

>>675964805
If you need someone to talk to, you can allways visit: www.able.org

>>675964871

Again basic logic is not a skill conspericy theorists have.

They probably blame the black death on big pharmacy because you know, pharmaceutical companies existed in mideval Europe.

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>>675964731
>they put chem dust in your food
It's not like a centralized organisation is doing this, but flavor enhancers as monosodium glutamate's and similar stuff are a thing that intentionally fattens people up. Not to mention the sugar that is crammed in literally everywhere.

>>675964805
Yeah, that's most of us, eh?

>>675964438
I guess he thinks those deaseases actually never existed and are only being created now in an x-files lab

>>675965096
Have you ever seen how much salt is in a Subway bread slice? It's so gross.

But yes exes sugat and salt have been used to make fast foods more addictive and what not, depressing.

>>675962928
any

Flat Earthers drive me up the fucking wall.

>>675964871
They are poor because they are black.

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>>675962928
test

>>675965042

>>In mass

Stopped reading

>>675965200
Diseases can be cured by willpower and vitamines. Modern medicine tries to make you addictive and poison you. Read all about it here: www.narconon.com

>>675962928
>The jews control everything

>>675965200
*diseases
They existed before, I won't deny that.

>>675965317
90% view it as satire and 100% of them on 4chan only claim to belive it to troll people.

>>675965360
Why?

>>675965358
You have failed.

<post deleted by system32>

>>675964956
That was natural cancer. Which has a cure. But in 1871 Benjamin Edison created a more potent cancer trying to invent the question mark. But one he got drunk and knocked the vile of super cancer over and it slithered up his leg and into his immune system.

>>675965469
>in mass
>en masse
>not knowing the difference

pretty typical of a conspiracy theorist i guess

>>675965469
It's "en masse" you dumb faggot. Read a fucking book.

>>675965371
Yeah that's why humans lived to the age of 30 and died of colds 1000 years ago.

That's also why small pox dosnt exist in the wild anymore and how many many infections like polio rubella and meeseals are no longer common.

>>675964731
chemtrails are a means of turning the sky into a giant LCD screen - this explains the strange materials found in them, such as high amounts of aluminium. they are prepping the earth for project blue beam - the simulated alien invasion, one-religion world etc.

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>>675965371
HURRAYY
Go to every cancer patient in the world and tell them their therapy was actually fucking useless!
>>675965371
This guy figured it all out! The chemo therapy is actually just a hoax by the phama-indus.. the jews, because they want to make more money! The new therapy includes willpower and vitamines, you can read all about it on:
www.narconon.com

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>>675962928
Remember the old days when the conspiracies were primarily leftist? The old X-Files days where the biggest conspiracies was JFK's assassination, aliens, HAARP, etc? Then somewhere around 9/11 the conservatives decided they wanted in on it, so it became The Government is Trying To Kill You, 2nd amendment alarmist bullshit, etc. On one end you have Art Bell talking about conspiracies and it seemed so innocent. On the other end you have right wing loons who buy into Alex Jones bullshit. At least when Art Bell bought into something, he could be viewed as naive. Leave it to conservatives to turn something like that Militant.

I guess 9/11 really fucked us up bad. I don't think we're going back to the way things were ever again. Mission Accomplished, terrorists.

>>675965584
What's the difference?

>>675965200

How can people be so willfully stupid?

>>675965042
Smallpox had an 80% fatality rate in children.

>>675965548
You know what cancer is right?

Cancer is a blanket term for unregulated cell growth and accounts for hundreds of different desieses, one type of cancer may be curable but another is not.

Cancer is due to genetic damage or mutation and is not directly transmissable.

Showcasing you are scientificly illiterate and know nothing about the topics you discuss does not help your case.

>>675965496
is theoretically possible, but nowhere near controllable enought to be aimed properly at a target.

>>675965042
Master-b8ter anon

>>675964273
People actually believe that? O though it was just something muslims circlejacking because "muh peaceful religion" taquiyya.

I see your autistic conspiracy and I raise you flat earth theory.

Good article about scientific method and idiots who don't believe in facts and trust social media. www.astronomy. com/bonus/pseudo

>>675965621
I could tell you the true reasons for these, but I tink you don´t have a basic understanding of dianetics.

>>675965548
Oh fuck I responded before reading your full post.

You trolled me good.

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>>675965734
People like you make me want to die.

>>675965842
You are cancer. Let me guess you took a 9th grade botany class and think your fucking smart. Good luck with you salt and vinegar volcano faggot.

>>675965496

Thats actually true tho, china was testing it a year or two ago. Plus look up HAARP

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>>675965734

>>675965805
Source?

>>675965945
Shoo troll I finished with you already.

>>675965734

One means in church, the other means in large numbers

>> facepalm.jpg

>>675965728
conspiracies have pretty much always been the domain of lunatics at each end of the spectrum.

>>675965805
Deadly cancer has a 100% fatality rate in all children

>>675965842
You might know a little about cancer but you reading comprehension needs some work.
>trying to invent the question mark

>>675966000
I wish I had a salt and vinegar volcano, I would keep it on my table and it would make my french fries extra tasty.

>>675966000
>salt and vinegar
check'd and kek'd

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>>675962928
Dude, it has a "FACT" stamp, so it is obviously a fact!

>>675966082
Nah my lack of proof reading and dyslexia need work.

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>>675966106
i like the way you think

>>675965842
Some are transmissible. The face cancer currently devastating the Tasmanian devil population is a particularly interesting beast. There are also cancers that are almost universally caused by pathogens - hence the papilloma virus vaccine to reduce the incidence of cervical cancer.

>>675966000
Pretty sure salt =/= baking soda, anon

Wall Street and World Trade Center actually backed 9/11, not caring about any war they trigger over their excessive greed for money

Why the fuck can't I post a link to an article?

>>675962928
Bilderberger

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>>675964731
>They put chem dust in your food so you get hungry when you haven't eaten.
Then.. how does it make me hungry, if I don't eat the chem dust?

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>>675964731
>you get hungry when you havent eatin because of chem dust
>mfw

>>675966027
It's in a book I have, the wikipedia article quotes from the same source https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1200696/

>>675963723
That's true, though, else if you would have been vaccinated you wouldn't be here

>>675966209
This is so cool. And terrifying.
But it can be transmitted like aids - blood contact and i think humans know how to deal with that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil_facial_tumour_disease

>>675966209
They aren't directly trabsmissable I said, some are related to virus infections but the cancer it's self is only an effect of the virus, you can't give someone cancer by sneezing on them directly unless there is a pathogen that can damage the DNA and make the hosts cells turn cancer.

On a related and interesting note did you know in the US natural radon gas is the #2 cause of lung cancer after smoking?

Waiting for conspericy theorists to blame radon gas on the gooberment

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I miss shows like shit.

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>>675966396
>>675966415

>>675966064
That's a tautology. Cancer has about a 10% fatality rate in children.

Why does 4chan feel like it's being run by the U.S government?

I've never given chemtrails much thought, but anything 4chan opposes makes me hesitate.

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>>675966560
Because they age past beeing considered children and then die?

>>675966064
doesn't deadly anything have a 100% fatality rate?

>>675966520
The facial tumour disease it is the cancer itself that transmits. Right on everything else though.

>>675966064
What classifies a deadly cancer?

Think about it, skin cancer, one of the easiest cancers to get and to cure can be deadly if you ignore it long enough, on the flip side some forms of lukymia with a 99% fatality rate can be survivable with treatment.

Also a paper cut can kill you if you cut your finger and jam it up your nose until you get a staph infection.

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"The thing about paranoia is that there is something worse than paranoia: it is what he calls the catastrophe of indifference. Conspiracy theories posits a situation where we are never on our own, because there is always some form of intelligence organising the events of the world in some kind of shape or pattern. But suppose there isn't a shape or a pattern. That is really the thing that is intolerable." - David Aaronovitch

>>675965000
Only the first one was faked to end the Cold War

>>675966560
Deadly cancer is, by definition, deadly.
If it doesn't kill it wasn't deadly.

>>675966758
Animals are wierd, Tasmanian devils can transmit a cancer but naked moe rats cant get cancer, they should join forces!

>>675963544
i tought this way too, and nice dubs

>>675965317
I'm really starting to believe they are like Pastafarians. They seem really serious but it's just satire

>>675966874
The moon landing?

The first moon landing was in 1969 and the cold war ended in 1996.

>>675966874

Really?

1969 ........ 1989

>> VERY EFFECTIVE, CIC

>>675966825
not really. id rather the world be as chaos and just a series of random unrelated events than a group of people controlling everything

the latter is much more sinister to me

>>675967030
No wait 1991

>>675966703
that would explain much but no they can better withstand the negativ effects of a cancer treatment

>>675967067

Holy crap, you understand nothing....

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>>675967045
He may have ment space race, still not true the landing sites are all on the moon and accounted for but still.

Besides if the space race was a goal race the US won, if it was a points race the Russians won.

People think what I believe about NASA and the moon is stupid. I believe we HAVE been back to the moon. Maybe not USA but China or Russia.

>>675965734

They're messing with you, it's the same.. Just britbong/amerifat way of writing

>>675967291
explain it then, if you can?

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>>675963861

>>675962928

Patriarchy theory of course. Oh and rape culture in the west and on college campuses. Those are fucking ridiculously retarded.

>>675966209

Taz is dying? Oh no :(

>>675967352
China did land the first soft landing probe on the moon since the 70s. But no, we sadly haven't been back to the moon since Apollo 17.

Remember spacecraft are job specific, no one has built a manned moon spacecraft since the space race and as such no one has the ability to send people to the moon right now even if they want too.

This is why NASA is developing a new spacecraft and rocket and so is Russia and China as we all plan on going back for more science and less political bullshit (dispite the political bullshit being a better motivator)

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>>675966007
Kek
>look up HAARP
What a fucking div

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The best conspiracy theory is is that the Abortions Rights movement is intended to kill black babies.

If that were the case, wouldn't christian conservatives support it? Actually, every white person would. We need to put a check on the black population. Gang Violence and Diabetes isn't working fast enough. They breed like rats.

>>675967607
>But no, we sadly haven't been back to the moon
Because it's fucking expensive duh

>>675966007
HAARP has nothing to do with weather modification, but you are right about cloud seeding and catalytic balloons to control smog being real, but that's not a conspericy that's very non secret technology anyone can learn about.

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>>675962928
The "global warming is a hoax" hoax

>>675967853
Yeah its expensive and sadly we need a better motivation than science, luckily comercial aerospace is using monetary gain as a motivator so that's good.

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>>675967970
fucking gold

bilderberger......

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>>675967970
I like where it's obviously a modern creation, but it has that look like it's been chain-faxed 100 times, or was done up on a shitty photocopier. Really adds that old-school loonie charm to it.

>>675962928
>stupid conspiracy theories

God

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>>675964273
https://hitomi.la/galleries/608570.html

>>675969560

Maximum Edge

the bilderberger meetings

>>675964396

that climate change is a hoax
that America wants to take ur guns
that Obama is a Muslim
that aliens exist
that systematic racism doesn't exist

>>675969928
Aliens probably do exist, not Hollywood Ayy lmao sauser me but extratirestreal life ranging from bacteria to sapient life is probably scatters about the universe.

>>675970071
yep. the real conspiracy is letting the people believe UFOs are anything more than aircraft expirements

>>675970259
Yeah, a lot of the work in Area 51 in the 50s where just aircraft experiments and tests, now that the shit from it is being declassified it's acualy rather amusing, lots of U2 pilots where told to just lie to air traffic controllers if they where detected and say they where not where the controllers said they where, they also tossed dummies out of planes to test things and all that, aliens are fun but the Area 51 thing is a lot more down to Earth.

>>675962928
O.J. was set up by the L.A.P.D,
(that nigger did it. )

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>>675966745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

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>>675969928

This one

>>675965371
Church of Christian Science, eh?

Smh. No.

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>>675971235

Or this

>>675962928
The one thing (among many) that stood out to me the most about chemtrails making people stupid/docile/whatever is how does the government employees that are supposedly behind this not affected by the same chemicals? Said employees couldn't just avoid breathing - they would also become docile/stupid/whatever. Plus all the pilots, chemical manufacturers, government employees families, etc.

It is too inaccurate of a form of control to really even work.

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>>675971799
Well theoretically you could produce some antidote and hand it to all your servants.

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Honestly not really a conspiracy theorist, but enough time snooping around Google Patents will change a lot of opinions.

>>675972587
That is for cloud seeding, theorised as a method to form precipitation in arid areas through nucleation.

Not understanding something does not mean it is a conspiracy.

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>>675971799

>> checked

I work with commercial aircraft every day. I have never seen the mysterious mind control superdust being put into the planes.

>>675972884
it's mixed into the jetfuel, side effects may include steam beam melting and random effects on the general population.

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>>675972821

This

>>675963723
> Yeah say that to smallpox faggot.

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>>675965042
> smallpox
> most deadly disease
> reponsible for 70% of deaths in south america during colonization
> 90% in some parts of north America
> people didn't die in mass

>>675963544
Dig this. Thanks anon

>>675962928
Technically not clouds at all, it's an effect from the wing on the moisture on the moisture in the air, clouds by definition are natural. But yeah Chem trail freaks are retarded they don't understand basic chemistry and physics

>>675963723
Yeah that's why polio and measles are such an epidemic, or hep A, diptheria is really common too am I right ? YES its just to infect kids with autism virus because the powers that be benefit from screaming toddlers.. if they wanted kids to have autism they'd just let them browse 4chan as toddlers

>>675962928
Moon landings aren't real
vaccines are BS

>>675970259
I believe in extraterrestrial life hut I wouldn't be surprised if the government planted seeds in media about ufo sightings when people think they see something weird but they are just new aircraft, the ufo nuts help the air force to keep things secret

>>675963825
Holy shit this takes fucked up 2 another legal.

>>675966220
Baking soda is a salt but yeah that anon was an idiot, baking soda is salt but not THE salt as in table salt

>>675962928
Want a scary conspiracy theory that could be real? Lead in fuel making people stupid and violent, hence NY being much safer now than in the seventies.