>>675960076
That's not even that stupid.

How about working at an answering service where you have to listen to people talk about their shit health (or lack there of).

There is no hope for the children of our future.

> HI I NEED TO TALK TO THE PEDIATRICIAN RIGHT NOW
okay, what's your name? <
> WHAT'S _MY_ NAME? _MY_ NAME? NOT MY _CHILD'S_ NAME?
yes, what is your first name please? <
> YOU WANT _MY_ NAME, RIGHT?
yes, what is your first name please? <
> BRENDA, THAT'S B AS IN ... UH BALOOGA WHALE! ... R AS IN ROTUND ... E AS IN EGG ... N AS IN NOB .... A AS IN ABCS, haha!
okay and what's your kid's name? <
> JAYLIN PBTRSN
okay, can you please spell his first name? <
> IT'S JAYLIN
okay, can you please spell his first name? <
> IT'S JAYLIN
okay, may I please have the correct spelling of your son's first name? <
> J A E L A N
J A E L A N ? <
> NO!!!!! IT'S J A E L A N
okay, and the last name? <
> PBPPNKN
okay, how do you spell your last name? <
> IT'S PKLBPLP!!!!!!
okay, how do you spell your last name? <
> C O L L I N S
okay, and what is JAELAN'S date of birth? <
> HE'S 12
okay, and what is JAELAN'S date of birth? <
> HE'S IN SIXTH GRADE
okay, and what is JAELAN'S date of birth? <
> HIS DATE OF BIRTH?
yes, what is JAELAN'S date of birth? <
> HE WAS BORN ON JANUARY 7TH
of what year? <
> HE'S 12
okay, and what YEAR was he born? <
> OH, UH, HAHA, 2004
and what is the reason for your call? <
> HE HAS A TEMPERATURE OF 100.4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HAS A VIRUS AND I NEED AN ANTIBIOTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>675960995

Seriously? She was giving you valid information and you repeat your questions like a retarded robot?

You're a faggot mate. Stop hyperboling to make your boring ass life seem more interesting, nobody here cares.

OP here, got more from same video game store
>40 something mom comes in
>Asks for game
>She literally just asked for "the game"
What's the title, ma'am? <
>I can't remember
Do you know what it's about? <
>You go around shooting people or something. It just came out like a few months ago. It's for my son
You might want to be more specific <
>Uh, it's for the Microsoft
(kek) Tell me if any of these titles ring a bell. Call of Duty? Halo? Battlefield? (Proceed to name like 20 shooting games, she doesn't recognize any) <
>Wait, it started with a T
Oh, I know exactly what your son wants. It's not a shooting game. <

I gave her Toy Story 3 for the Wii
She never came back

>>675963768

>Xbox One launch
>Old guy, like 60, comes to buy one
>Doesn't buy any games
Sir, just so you're aware, you won't be able to play any games unless you buy one now or on the Xbox Live marketplace <
>Oh, I thought all the games came pre-installed
Unfortunately no, you have to buy either the disk or download it. Either way it costs about $60 or $70 for each game
>Well that's stupid. I'm buying this dumb machine and I have to buy the games too? What about the Playstation 4?
Yes sir, that console requires a disk or a download too. All consoles do <
>Not the old Nintendo ones
You still needed a cartridge <
>My son had one when he was little and he never used cartridges!
Wait, sir, I actually can pre-install all the games. Just give me a second <
>Take box into back room
>Write "all games installed" on it
Here you are, sir <

He smiled and left

I fucking love this job

>>675964113
Wait its legal to do that?
Sounds like you scammed the guy

>>675964346
Didn't scam him whatsoever
I didn't make him buy anything extra
He willingly bought the console with no games

>>675964563
I'm pretty sure misleading people about what you are selling them is illegal.

>>675964947
He already bought it
I told him exactly how buying games works
He refused to believe me

>>675965086
>this
why whould you sympathise with stupidity

Delivering pizza you see some stupid ass people.

>call customer because phone girl got wrong address info
>"I think we got the wrong address, what's your correct address? "
"Where you coming from?"
>"uhh... The store. What's your address? "
"Well what you need to do is get on x road and you're gonna drive around the long turn...."
>"SIR! What is your address?!"
"Wait, where is your store located?"
>lose my shit
>customer calls and complains
>got fired