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CIVILIZATION THREAD a dude, a dude with a red hat and Rufus
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:15:24 Post No. 675958020 [Report]
CIVILIZATION THREAD

a dude, a dude with a red hat and Rufus the dog wake up in a field

Dubs decides
>Don't do anything impossible
>Don't kill everyone
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:16:48 Post No.675958125
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:16:48 Post No.675958125 [Report]
>>675958020
Put the dog on the tree
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:18:44 Post No.675958274
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:18:44 Post No.675958274 [Report]
>>675958020
They find raptors.
They mate with them.
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:19:09 Post No.675958313
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:19:09 Post No.675958313 [Report]
>>675958125
Have a threesome with the dog on the tree
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:19:11 Post No.675958315
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:19:11 Post No.675958315 [Report]
>>675958020
Build a treehouse
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:19:11 Post No.675958316
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:19:11 Post No.675958316 [Report]
>>675958020
Meditate until you achieve one with the universe

Kill yourself, therefore the universe.
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:19:58 Post No.675958378
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:19:58 Post No.675958378 [Report]
>>675958274
Every thread

I respect your persistence
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:20:03 Post No.675958385
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:20:03 Post No.675958385 [Report]
Start making the pyramid their actual home
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:20:42 Post No.675958427
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:20:42 Post No.675958427 [Report]
>>675958385
Then rape the dog in the pyramid
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:20:44 Post No.675958429
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:20:44 Post No.675958429 [Report]
>>675958020
the other team of worms show up and you get ready for a battle
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:21:01 Post No.675958458
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:21:01 Post No.675958458 [Report]
>>675958427
Then make the dog rape the raptors!
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:21:03 Post No.675958461
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:21:03 Post No.675958461 [Report]
>>675958385
It's a mountain, not a pyramid

Or is it? I guess that depends on who rolls dubs
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:21:36 Post No.675958501
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:21:36 Post No.675958501 [Report]
>>>>675958020
Roll for red hat to suck off dog, if sucess start dog semen trade route to local village.
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:21:42 Post No.675958507
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:21:42 Post No.675958507 [Report]
>>675958020
Give up personal sacrifices for lent, breaking the system and becoming God.
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:22:01 Post No.675958533
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:22:01 Post No.675958533 [Report]
Next image shows that the sun is actually a gigantic lemon.
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:22:09 Post No.675958540
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:22:09 Post No.675958540 [Report]
>>675958479
>not knowing how it works
welcome brah
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:22:26 Post No.675958553
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:22:26 Post No.675958553 [Report]
>>675958501
Reroll
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:22:54 Post No.675958589
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:22:54 Post No.675958589 [Report]
>>675958533
Winrar
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:23:27 Post No.675958632
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:23:27 Post No.675958632 [Report]
>>675958533
FOOD FOR THE CIVILIZATION
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:24:21 Post No.675958706
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:24:21 Post No.675958706 [Report]
>>675958501
Reroll
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:24:52 Post No.675958740
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:24:52 Post No.675958740 [Report]
>>675958501
Reroll
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:25:00 Post No.675958751
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:25:00 Post No.675958751 [Report]
>>675958501
Rolling
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:25:19 Post No.675958773
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:25:19 Post No.675958773 [Report]
>>675958751
Reroll
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:26:12 Post No.675958844
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>>675958533
The giant sky lemon is revealed
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:26:33 Post No.675958870
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:26:33 Post No.675958870 [Report]
>>675958429
Rolling for this
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:27:15 Post No.675958930
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:27:15 Post No.675958930 [Report]
>>675958540
please explain to me then
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:27:21 Post No.675958938
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:27:21 Post No.675958938 [Report]
>>675958429
Roll
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:27:55 Post No.675958988
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:27:55 Post No.675958988 [Report]
>>675958844
Like most of people they are fucking idiots so they start praying to the holy lemon, they even make "PRAISE THE LEMON" with which they build a succesfull t-shirt company inside the pyramid.
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:28:12 Post No.675959006
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:28:12 Post No.675959006 [Report]
Doge finds a big booty bitch and they make a lot of puppers.
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:28:43 Post No.675959036
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:28:43 Post No.675959036 [Report]
>>675958988
PRAISE THE LEMON t-shirts*
also i got dubs once again so winrar
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:28:43 Post No.675959037
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:28:43 Post No.675959037 [Report]
>>675958844
The sun lemon is actually a raptor and rapes the dog
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:29:12 Post No.675959071
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:29:12 Post No.675959071 [Report]
>>675958988
Winrar
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:29:29 Post No.675959091
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:29:29 Post No.675959091 [Report]
>>675958501
Rolling for the semen route
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:29:32 Post No.675959095
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:29:32 Post No.675959095 [Report]
Sit in the moment
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:30:04 Post No.675959142
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:30:04 Post No.675959142 [Report]
>>675958501
Roll
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:30:26 Post No.675959164
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:30:26 Post No.675959164 [Report]
>>675958501
Rolling for this
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:31:24 Post No.675959220
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:31:24 Post No.675959220 [Report]
>>675958844
Finds village of Jews and starts construction of a camp called treblinka
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:32:17 Post No.675959277
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:32:17 Post No.675959277 [Report]
>>675958844
The lemon is intensely radioactive, the people mutate
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:32:37 Post No.675959301
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:32:37 Post No.675959301 [Report]
Op get autism
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:34:10 Post No.675959391
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>>675958988
Praise his citrus
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:36:46 Post No.675959546
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:36:46 Post No.675959546 [Report]
>>675959391
Time passes, they are billionares now but this is where our story only starts.
The red hat guy gets lonely even with all the whores he gets and seeks for a real love.
Only logical love partner is his childhood friend (the guy without the hat).
Under the tree where it all started, red-hat guy aranges a meeting where he, without any words spoken, kisses his bi-curious friend.
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:36:54 Post No.675959555
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:36:54 Post No.675959555 [Report]
>>675959391
Find a village of dirty lime worshippers
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:36:57 Post No.675959564
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:36:57 Post No.675959564 [Report]
>>675959277
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:38:35 Post No.675959674
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:38:35 Post No.675959674 [Report]
>>675959546
reroll
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:39:02 Post No.675959711
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:39:02 Post No.675959711 [Report]
Niggers
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:39:16 Post No.675959729
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:39:16 Post No.675959729 [Report]
>>675959555
Nice trips
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:39:19 Post No.675959733
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:39:19 Post No.675959733 [Report]
>>675959711
Winrar
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:43:18 Post No.675960007
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:43:18 Post No.675960007 [Report]
Rufus learns how to masturbate, and can't stop masturbating
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:45:12 Post No.675960121
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:45:12 Post No.675960121 [Report]
>>675960007
Woody got wood
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:45:42 Post No.675960156
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lel
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:46:54 Post No.675960224
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:46:54 Post No.675960224 [Report]
>>675960156
dog eats the nigger and then proceeds to lick red-hat guy's wounded penis.
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:48:34 Post No.675960347
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:48:34 Post No.675960347 [Report]
>>675960156
Nigger rapes them all and eats their nipples
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:49:42 Post No.675960420
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They find lemon worshipping niggers
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:50:34 Post No.675960480
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:50:34 Post No.675960480 [Report]
>>675960156
Nigger starts a watermelon factory
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:51:20 Post No.675960530
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:51:29 Post No.675960540
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:51:29 Post No.675960540 [Report]
>>675960420
the bottom nigger is actually a gigantic worm, he eats the lemon so the t-shirt buisness dies, everyone blames the company owners (red-hat guy and no-hat guy) for this disaster so they crocify them on the tree (they are still alive at this moment)
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:52:17 Post No.675960602
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:52:17 Post No.675960602 [Report]
>>675960480
>>675960540
congratulations
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:52:38 Post No.675960627
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:53:02 Post No.675960661
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:53:02 Post No.675960661 [Report]
>>675960420
MY DUB 77s WERE IGNORED, MUTATE THOSE FAGGOT NOW!
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:53:11 Post No.675960667
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:53:11 Post No.675960667 [Report]
>>675960602
I'm a nigger now I guess
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:54:14 Post No.675960749
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:54:14 Post No.675960749 [Report]
>>675960420
Chop down their only tree.
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:55:51 Post No.675960865
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mehh
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:56:26 Post No.675960907
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:56:26 Post No.675960907 [Report]
>>675960602
haaha nigger fuck off
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:57:13 Post No.675960969
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:57:13 Post No.675960969 [Report]
The doge finds a bitch and makes puppers
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:57:55 Post No.675961019
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 10:57:55 Post No.675961019 [Report]
>>675960749
I don't trust you
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>>675960661
no hat grows giant legs, making him run fast and jump high

red hat grows a second head, doubling his intelligence

Rufus grows wings and gets bigger
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 11:00:29 Post No.675961201
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 11:00:29 Post No.675961201 [Report]
>>675960749
get outta here fuckin stingray
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