>>675957441
Story time

>>675957441
I don't believe you.

How was she

Ellie Goulding at Uni. No one ever believes ..... I don't care

I fucked Flo from the Progressive commercials

this thread stinks of loser

>>675957441
...how was it?

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The middle one. Not really a "celebrity" but she's in the band Mother Mother which is sorta popular.

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>>675957441

>None. You have fucked exactly 0 celebrities.
>Stop lying and being so beta

>>675957441

The question is how famous is your mom OP

>>675958621
Story?

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Inb4 "Funny powder, funny powder!"

It was tight. Came inside.

>>675959481
>It was tight. Came inside.
that's hot... details?

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before i knew she was a Scientologist

DAN SCHNEIDER IS THAT YOU?

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>>675958621

Jimmy savile

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>>675959481
Hi, Dan! You're my hero.
Did she spit or swallow? Anal too?

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>>675957441

>>675959481
greentext

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And he wonders why no one believes

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>>675958621
Was Flo a Ho?

>>675959481
>Inb4 "Funny powder, funny powder!"
What that means?

>>675959956

Can you remember any details?

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Toni Pearen...minor Aussie celeb. Fucked her right in the pussy.

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>>675959481
Totally fuckable bitch. Lucky you if you really fucked her.

>>675957441
If I were inclined to believe you, I'd think you were a lucky mf. But, y'know, pics or it didn't happen.

>>675960461
GTFO newfag

>>675960705
Nice work, she was a hottie, fellow Aussie here

>>675960839
>It was tight
I call it bullshit. That college slut is so loose.

>>675957441
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ok now that we have that out of the way. Please continue

>>675957441
didn't know that OP was Dan Schneider

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>>675958621
>>675959481

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Famous enough for 4chan. Banged her last week. She lives in my town and I also knew her in school

>>675961225
spit or swallow?

>>675961084
Thanks mate, yeah she was gorgeous back in the day, I was only just 18, so she was like 21. Good times

>>675961424
swallow of course i'd be surprised if she didn't

>>675961511
Deepthroat? Also, post story

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>>675959770
Underrated post

>>675961684
yeah
not much of a story really. she does a bit of bartending from time to time and we were drinking together before she got off work. Then we crashed at her place and I fucked her silly

>>675961225
Who is that semen demon? Looks like she craves anal.

>>675962144
look up Natalie Lust
youre welcome

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True story.
She made me go off like a firework.

Go outside, get a real girl faggots
lying about fucking celebrities to strangers
won't make you less of a fucking loser

>>675959481
>tight
Wasn't her a total coked out nympho whore in college?

>>675960965
nigger

>>675962954
*she* lol

>>675961835
Damn.
Id give anything to bang Bill Murray.
Congrats anon.

>>675962794
I want to believe.
Go on

>>675962794
I believe you, if that incest ridden troll Russell Brand can get with her, anyone could.

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This whole thread

Seriously guys, it's embarrassing

>>675957441
All of em.
Every. Singlr. One. Old, young, dead. jupp.

>>675963550
come on, bro... it's funny

Safron from republica, mid to late 90s

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youtube star

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>>675963550
B-but it's true

>>675959363
Someone please post the niggas cheering for an epic burn, this man deserves it

>>675963895

No it's not

Go to sleep kid

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Isla Fisher in the late 90s. She was drunk in a night club and I power fucked her from behind in a toilet cubicle.

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Saville.

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Lucky from TPB. Kek.

>>675963550
Only one I believe is
>>675961225
But that's because I never heard of her

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>>675957441
>>675959363
Rekt

>>675963981
damn... so jelly. details?

>>675958621
Lucky fucker

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Did coke with her in night club toilet then fingered her then she gave me a blowjob

im 35yo

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Not really a celeb but...

>>675964500
It was when she was on Home and Away. Saw her and Kate Richie in a night club in Sydney when I was about 19-20. Bought them both a few drinks, did some dancing. Then she led me to the toilets and proceeded to suck my old fella. Then I bent her over the toilet and gave her a hate fucking. She had a little wisp of ginger hair about her little pussy. Delicious little fanny on her.

>>675964953
oh cool bruno mars

>>675965325
>gave her a hate fucking
Bitch is crazy, right? Did you came in her asshole?

>>675961225
did you ever expect her to have gotten into porn?

does she have a shitty dad?

How's this different from having pillow girlfriends?

>>675958223
Was it gould?

>>675959481
>I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
>It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
>She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 10 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
>It was the worst night of my life.

Great pasta. Are you a USC fag, bro?

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>>675957441

>>675957441
All of 'em.

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>>675957441
This Nigga

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This Nigger

>>675967293
>>675967346
>>675967411
>>675967511
lol

OP is either black or Dan "likes 'em tighter" Schneider

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I fucked her in starbucks

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I was only 7 when i fucked him

>>675966424
Na man, I was fucking fuck eyed. I can never squirt a load on the piss.

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fuck yeah i got all y'all beat

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AMA

>>675963849
ehhh not really

that's allie speed, i went to university with her

>>675960965
nigger

>>675968091
how tight is her ass?

>>675968069
What's going on with his nose? Wtf

>>675968135
Not quite as tight as your sister's

>>675968174
wow, you got me right in the heart. cant. go. on. living.

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his dickhole was so tight

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I had sex with Michael Moore, pic related is him the morning after

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im really proud of this one

One of Warren Jeffs' unspoiled wives. Yes, she was a virgin. It was after he went to jail and she left. She's not too pretty though.