>be 25 Y/O KV who has never had a girlfriend
>never seen a naked chick irl
>delivering pizza tonight
>deliver to strip club
>wait for the person to get there pizza for like 5 minutes while I watch the boobies
first time I saw boobies irl. What have I been missing??? I need a girlfriend or something
just wanted to let you guys know
pls respond
>>675955522
Welcome to the club. Buy yourself a cola and marry your hand.
>>675955667
I'm tired of jerking off manually
>>675956051
Get fleshlight with shower attachment.
So you can fuck the wall of your shower, ya know?
>>675956399
this is the best most of us guys on 4chan will get
>>675955522
Bumping for interest and dubs.
>>675959467
rollin
>>675959467
rooooooooooolllling
Did you get a good tip at the club? How many pairs of tits did you see? See any up close?
I delivered pizza a few years back in the day. Had a couple naked women answer the door in towels. A couple of girls invited me to their hot tub when my shift was over. I was too beta to go back.
Deliver pizza long enough and you'll probably get your dick sucked on the job.
>>675959611
Checked, nigga.
>>675959713
nigga you broke my streak
>>675955522
Have you tried talking to a girl?
Asked one out.
>>675959840
>You
3
>>675959750
Noooooooooo!
>>675959885
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy lemme get to 10
>>675960000
>>675959999
holy fuck nigga
>>675960000
Epic
>>675959999
>>675959999
>>675960000
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGg
>>675959999
>>675960000
witnessed
>>675959999
>>675960000
niceee
>>675959999
>>675960000
i really hate being the only one in this thread
>>675955522
> OP is a typical Trump supporter
>>675959999
>>675960000
im going to kill myself
>>675959999
>>675960000
i swear im not gay, i just like penis
>>675959999
>>675960000
See OP just count boobs and something epic happens. Get girls just to count them think of them as numbers! Now go count! Doesnt matter if beautiful or ugly just fk couuuuunt!
>>675959999
>>675960000
the girl i like doesnt like me back
>>675959603
OP, please answer these questions. I revived this thread from the brink of 404 with that post. You owe me.
>>675955522
Did they tip well?
Donald Trump will resolve your problem OP
>>675960000
kill yourself to celebrate
>>675960755
wish i could homie
>>675959999
>>675960000
Impressive...Very Nice
Donald Trump will make each american teen a true lover.
How patheticare you? Do you really think girl like guys who want to kill themselves? Thats highlyridiculous. Just count them! Now cheer up!
>>675961080
good point bro
1
3?
> Donald Trump will force each mexican gurl to show her boobs to american white trash losers and will make canada pay for it.
>>675956399
that's pretty nice, i'll try that.
>>675961527
2 lets get straight to 10 no matter what but every post must contain a bitch!
>>675961640
3
>>675961640
3
>>675961776
4
>>675961776
4
>>675961898
6
>>675961852
5
>>675961954
7
>>675961977
8
>>675961977
lolool MODS!!!
>>675962129
9
>>675956399
You guys are pathetic go improve yourself and fuck bitches even move to another country with poor bitches they will be all over you nothing beats the real thing
>>675962196
i lold
10
>>675962250
10
Underrated post
We msde it! Good counting!
>>675962196
Does this count as interracial?
>>675962450
rofl
>>675962612
sometimes i wonder if i really want to keep going
Was an epic thread! Thank you and have a nice day. And remember: never stop counting...
>>675963134
69...
>>675963315
Alright the count will go on you convinced him....
>>675963315
420...
>>675963463
Thats ma birthday! Soon...
>>675963463
i like my bitches fat
425
>>675963659
lol that girl is going to smell like pee
>>675963788
I like golden showers! when she pisses on my dick!
>>675963942
but isnt it kinda gross?
>>675964075
Actually its superhot! You gotta try it sometime! Many girls likeit too. You'd be surprised!
>>675955522
Getting a girlfriend is easy. A really attractive non-mental one might be a bit more difficult, but there are so many girls out there with incredibly low standards that to not have managed to get one of them at your age makes you a statistical anomaly. Just go out there and pull one.
>>675964245
True. And dont forget to count!
>>675964208
ill think about it next time im on x lol
18, almost forgot
51yo oldfag here. I've fucked more women than I can count. You betas need to go experience life. Go get yourselves in some sort of physical shape for starters. Eat right, exercise and get some sort of social interaction going on besides /b/ and gaming. Learn some useful skills. Lose the fucking neckbeards. Only ragheads wear those things. You fuckers are smart when it comes to tech shit so use that to make some money. Learn some social skills. Learn impulse control if you're all autistic and shit. Get a decent haircut and stylish clothes and lose the faggoty assed skinny jeans. Be an asshole. Develop an asshole sense of humor. A quick wit will get you far. Assess your strengths and weaknesses and use that to your advantage. This is not meant as an insult but as a way to get you fuckers some real live natural female snatch. Women like confidence. I challenge anyone to debunk what I've just said.
>>675964553
88
>>675964245
They're all mental in one way or another. It's just a matter of what flavor of mental can you tolerate?
>>675964918
I agree with this dinosaur 100%.
>>675964918
how pls
12
>>675955522
Dude you're 25 and works as a pizza deliver
That just show why you're a virgin
>>675964918
>be an asshole
Its easy to be an asshole, and the world has plenty already.
>>675955522
>Regularly visit strip club
>get lap dances
>learn to use your hands
>learn to distinguish between their fake as shit moans and when you're actually getting them horny
>make strippers cum on your lap without touching their pussies
>gain confidence
>???
>profit!
>>675955667
>>675966008
> strippers actually get horny
>>675965704
You have to be the right kind of asshole. A funny asshole. Once a dumb cunt said,"You just want to get inside my pants". My reply was, "The last time I could get inside your pants I was about 10 years old." That's the kind of asshole I'm talking about.
>>675966413
Having put many a stripper through "college," most of them fake it most of the time, some don't even try to fake it, but the vast majority are just girls with daddy issues who are capable of being sexually aroused when you touch them a certain way. You just gotta learn their quirks.