I guess I'll do it
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I guess I'll do it
>>675954975
I was going to but then my wifi shit itself.
Hey Shithead Squid
>>675955070
it worked out in the end
>>675954908
Not all fit girls are attractive, however.
Nibi, why?
>>675955220
wtf
Nickelback
fit hitler
>>675955070
Maybe you should stop sulking.
well, it's not like it's gfur anyway
>>675955343
fitler
>>675955343
I'm disappointed that you didn't call him Fitler
>>675955343
Abradolf Lincotler
>>675955343
Its called being fitler, fag.
>>675954975
no you can not fuck the rabbit you freak
>>675955430
It pretty much still is.
>>675954975
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE DOGS - BUT THEY HAVE HUMAN GENITALS! O THE HORROR!
why all y'all be impotent
>>675955384
What an ugly face!
>>675955555
nice get
it's more like a shitposting thread though
>>675955577
I'unno
>>675955620
I think it's pretty homely.
>>675955555
Dem quints
>>675955635
Hey thanks guy.
Shitposting is at the heart of gfur.
>>675955555
Oh look, it's a hat stand
>>675955555
Daily reminder feminism is Jewish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqXgzwAprhY
http://jwa.org/encyclopedia/article/sabbateanism
>>675955822
oh, don't get me wrong I agree, this is just a different kind of shitposting
>>675955927
You're probably right. I'm not always very perceptive.
>>675956002
that is fine, we all have our off moments
>>675956065
Like that time you fell down the stairs and killed your cat.
>>675956300
we don't talk about that
>>675956397
Not sober, at least.
See you guys later.
you took me raccoons
>>675956516
I hope you find what you're looking for.
me racoons
>>675956494
I try to forget all together
>>675956516
see ya
>>675956567
I have long since stopped trying to keep myself form saving every cute animal picture I come across.
>>675956622
I was looking for gfur... Maybe a bit of company too.
Maybe now I'll look for sleep instead.
you called me raccoons hoard a shit and you save them
ha
ha haha
haha
>>675956827
It would be irresponsible to provide you with company and gfur when you should be sleeping.
>>675956865
I don't remember calling them a shit. I don't like the phrase "a shit" so it doesn't sound like something I would say.
>>675955555
checked^5
>>675956950
I start work in a few days, doing nightshift. I really shouldn't be sleeping so early as 3 am. Third break is 3 am
>>675957132
Nightshift doing what?
ok well now you know
i need to preserve shitpost energy for easter sunday funday
>>675957321
Order Picking at Amazon Fresh.
I missed it. Were Grey Knight Faggot or Yellow cat here?
>>675957452
That sounds absolutely horrifying.
>>675957490
he's calling ur species trash
>>675957549
It is literally the worst thing I've ever gone through, and I've been through some tough shit.
>>675957623
>He's calling your species trash
FTFY trash
>>675957490
Dude are you going to show up in every thread and ask that? Did you see either of their shitty avatars? No? They probably aren't here then.
Just get namesync already so you can stop bugging these nice people with your shit.
>>675957701
I haven't head good things about that job category. Or Amazon. Or night shifts.
>>675957740
>Fixing grammar for someone
>Not punctuating
If you're going to do it, do it right faggot.
https://soundcloud.com/neogeo/imonster
>>675957797
>So many implications
>Post in one thread
Leave because lol B
>See old one 404 post right quick
>Namesync
Never again. Looking for those two because rest are trash and I know they're still around.
Piss off, post your porn, hit on nibi, I hear everyone does that.
>>675957917
If I do it wrong does it make me right,?
>>675955153
Yeah she got short hair and a rare no shopped image.
>>675957869
That's because there aren't good things to hear.
To put it in perspective, I used to work at the same place I'm going to now. It got so bad that I just walked off the job one day at like lunch or last break or something and never came back. They called a few days later and asked what's up and I just said "nah, I quit"
And after that I'm still somehow rehire-able
>>675958044
Nibi is a cunt tbh. Everyone just pretends to like him, even though we're all waiting with bated breath for him to leave.
>>675958044
Katia was around a little bit ago. Dunno who gray knight guy is. Not by that description anyway.
>>675958057
Are you counting that against her, or in her favor? I think she looks nice.
>>675958065
They have turnover out the wazoo.
>>675958220
Neat. Fall from grace story. Book it Icarus.
>>675958235
Mandy, Shatner (Im straight I like trannies, WAIT NO THEY KNOW!) Sometimes is a grey knight.
>>675958348
The hair is against, the non shop is for.
>>675958355
Haven't seen them in awhile.
>>675958348
Yeah they do, but still. A walk-off should be unforgivable.
Maybe I got off on a technicality cause I said I was sick when I left (even though I knew I wasn't coming back)
>>675958438
Eh fack, oh well.
I suppose another night I'll get lucky.
>>675958355
Are you going to post the rest of that....?
>>675958718
>>675958730
Nevermind
>>675958730
I dunno man, I don't think I can stomach staying that long in a thread like this.
>>675958761
What?
>I'll take what is namesync for 500
>>675958424
I can live with that, I guess.
>>675958547
I guess they just couldn't stand to be away from you.
>>675958718
I wouldn't count on it.
>>675958838
You're probably right. But stranger things have happened.
>I still have a few connects.
>>675958838
I wish more people had that problem.
>>675958835
Namesync is an extension for chrome that lets you use names on 4chan
You took forever between the first two pages, I wasn't sure you were going to post the whole thing, then you posted the second page so I said never mind.
>>675957490
grey knight very rarely posts at all any more and yellow cat rarely posts yellow cat.
>>675959085
Oh thought you were pointing out one of the two fags Im looking for.
>2 pages left fuck it i'll finish it off for you.
>>675959145
>what is yellow cat now?
>>675959085
Really? That sounds awful. Like an affliction.
Loading posts was fun,
End.
Enjoy the filth degenerates.
>>675959221
I get lonely.
>>675959275
How am I supposed to enjoy writing like that?
>>675959317
>Complaining of writing
>Oonta posted in threads at one point
Nice try.
>>675959299
I can't really commiserate, but that sounds like it sucks.
Buuhuump
>>675959401
I didn't post that for the story, believe it or not.
>>675959415
it kinda does.
>>675959513
Is it because you're asleep or at work when your friends are doing anything?
>>675959448
Alright Im lost.
>>675959667
I think I am too.
>>675959795
Then I am done here.
>>675959275
5/10
Thought they were gonna moonlight bang.
>>675959608
Not really, my friends stay out late, so they are usually free when I am.
>>675960031
Maybe you should hang out with them. Unless it's a different kind of lonely.
>>675960089
I'm actually kind of confused now
What is this conversation?
>>675960176
You said that you were lonely so I suggested that you hang out with your friends.
>>675960176
He wants to stick it in your butt
>>675960231
That only helps until they leave.
>>675960365
Don't you live with anybody?
>>675960406
I have roommates.
This thread is dildoes.
>>675960600
Don't they keep you company?
>>675960695
Sometimes.
>>675960678
You said it, my friend.
>>675960812
I guess you can't always never be lonely.
>>675960885
It's true.
Honestly though all I want right now is someone to come sleep with me. Like literally, sleep.
>>675960885
That picture.. The one getting fucked looks awfully happy for being in the most awkward position for anal sex ever.
>>675961150
Maybe you should look into a pet. Only if you have the financial backing of your parents or something though, most pets are hecka expensive to care for.
>>675961163
It took him months of conditioning to get into that position and maintain it, he's pleased with himself.
>>675961341
Either that, or they're in zero gravity.
>>675961341
I wish I could get a pet. I don't have any financial backing, especially not from my parents.
Anyways, I think I'm going to head to bed now. Goodnight guys.
>>675961443
Yeah, probably riding in the vomit comet.
>>675961530
Catch you on the flip.
>>675961443
Or maybe it's just a still frame picture? Just cause you see him in that pose now doesn't mean he performs the entire coital act like that.
>>675961602
What an experience that would be.
>>675961657
But he looks like he's levitating. I don't get how his legs aren't killing him.
>>675961867
That's a very stylish sink.
>>675961930
It wouldn't be for very long
And pretty expensive. Unless NASA was doing some strange, strange research.
Not me.
Why am I so damn horny all the time?
Can't get the idea of being tied up and fucked while helpless out of my head.
>>675963083
Probably because young people have a strong sex drive.
>>675963146
Sucks, as soon as I wake up, it's instant hard on.
Fuck me, anon.
>>675963593
That's just morning wood, I don't think it has much to do with being horny.
>>675963707
I know what morning wood is, but my thoughts are usually racing towards sex as well.
>>675963999
That's just being a guy. Jerk off a bunch.
>>675964147
I do often, just want the real deal up in my rear, ya feel?
>>675964419
You could buy a dildo.
>>675964471
I don't want a room mate finding that, but I probably will anyway.
How big do people usually buy to train their ass?
>>675964774
A lot of people around here say that a small chance is a good option, I don't really know. I don't own any diddlers.
>>675964774
I started with a 7 incher, and worked my way up from there. Not too thick, mind, but not pencil thin, either.
>>675964889 Something about having a canine shaped sex toy seems deviant as fuck.
Makes me want one all the more.
>>675965203
I've held one, it would probably get the job done. Just get it soft enough.
>>675964932
7 inches seems pretty big.
You can start with butt plugs to train yourself.
>>675965339
Eh, it wasn't too bad. I also started using it after I was sleeping with a guy who was pretty thick, so I think that may have something to do with it. And check out butt plugs, like >>675965356 said. Especially vibrating ones. Wheeeeeee.
>>675965356
ick
Someone start a new thread
>>675966499
Do it faggot
>>675966499
Nose goes.
>>675966663
You do it.
>>675967072 new thread
>>675967072 new thread
>>675967072 new thread
>>675967072 new thread
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