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>>675938912
For all pretend psychiatry needs prescriptions will be written for the local liquor store.

Please help me....
Im actually thinking about voting for trump.
Wat do?

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>>675939850
You don't want to vote for Trump? I thought I said no jews edition?

But if you're seriously worried about it I wouldn't be, politics in the country is mostly spectacle with very little substance or effect on anyone's life. Whoever gets elected trump, hillary, sanders etc your lot in life will not be substantially changed.

>>675938912
I need help.
2hu is my everything and I need to kick the habit.

God bless you. Ill sleep better now. THANK YOU whoerever you are

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>>675940607
Your only options are to kill yourself and finally make it to Gensokyo, or actually doing something other than jerking it to touhou. Both paths are noble.

>>675940654
Yer welcome, I always knew Jewish jokes would save a life one day.

>>675940933
Thanks for the help! Sadly I won't be stopping my rapid masturbation to Touhou characters until the day I die but maybe when that day comes, Gensokyo will welcome me.

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>>675941536
I don't know if this is a problem for pretend psychology so I can only wish you god speed anon.

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>>675938912
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>>675943242
i dont give a fuck about anything you are saying, but, please keep posting ran, thanks

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>>675944011
Only if you help me anon.

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>>675944655
going for 3 in a row, maybe?

my problem is, I can't get dubs. Help me fix it.

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>>675944772
Ask this guy.

>>675944544
>>675944655

>>675938912
Hello anon, I'm dating this new girl without making out right after we meet. Two dates so far and I haven't found the right time to kiss her. What cues am I looking for? What kind of pace should I set? Also shes Christian which is a first.

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i want to be a well kept dog, but science has not made this possible yet. what do?

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>>675944744
>>675944655
>>675944544

fuck me

I've been a beta all my life, and especialy right now, it's affecting me hard as fuck

>>675938912
Help me, OP. I literally cannot stop sucking dicks.

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>>675945289
Dick is fine but have you tryied fill your mouth with the will of the Lord?

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>>675945384

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>>675945135
Communication is the key in new relationships like that. Particularly if she's Christian she might have very different expectations about what the right time to get physical is. It might seem awkward but talk to her about it. If the right time does pop up don't be shy about going for it, but if it dosen't seem to be happening naturally just ask. Something like 'I know you're christian but how do you feel about kissing.' might be one way to start the conversation.

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>>675945566
holy fuck im getting all the dubs

>>675945459
Nah, there's too many dicks.

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>>675945666
FUCK CHECKED.

>>675945459
That's the true glory.
Can't understand girms who doesn't like that.

Nightmares, sleep paralysis, creepy shit, mostly consisting of distorted toddler figures running at me in the middle of the night, waking up before they reach me...what is this...stress? Help me doctor

>>675945666
>Gets trips
Fuck me

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>>675945269
Why do you say you're a beta and how is it affecting your life anon?

>>675945289
Perhaps it is you who should be OP.

>>675945775
>Two away from more trips
I'll fuck you if I get dubs, sure.

>>675945641
Wow that's actually fantastic advice, I'm seeing her tomorrow night. Thanks Doc.

>>675945857

Usually do what other people tell me to do, get really nervous when talking to girls, can't do shit except fantasize about dating my crush, people just go over me. A bunch of things. And usually, I end up in my room, contemplating my life, and thinking about how the fuck I'm gonna change for myself, for good

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>>675945666
i cant even right now

>>675938912
I haven't flirted with a girl since last year when one broke my heart when she led me on and told me right before I asked her out that she still liked her ex that broke up with her one year prior. I try talking to girls but I always fuck up saying dumb shit because I don't know what to say. Advice on what to speak to a girl im interested in?

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>>675945666
You're killing it tonight anon.

>>675945758
Sounds like something is bothering you. Disturbed sleep and dreams is a symptom of something unsettled in your mind expressing itself, any idea what it might be?

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>>675946118
Not Doc but that one's easy, start working out and get jacked as fuck anon.

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>>675946303

If you are refering to appaerance, I'm not fat neither a caveman. Actually, sometimes girls talk to me but I just get my mind blocked and don't know what to say. Lack of confidence, I guess

>>675946303
This is not just a myth, it actually works for simple people.

>>675946169
Sometimes when I see kids in front of my classes making out with their significant others I feel really sad. Do you think getting a girlfriend would help me not be sad about seeing all these happy couples or?

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>>675946430

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>>675946083
Good luck and see how it goes! If communication is easy and natural once you get going that's a great sign.

>>675946118
Well it sounds like you aren't getting the attention and recognition you would like both from friends and from this girl you're interested in. Let me ask you a question before you embark on changing yourself. What do you want the situation to be? How would you like this girl and the people you're around to act towards you?

>>675946150
Depends on the girl. Sounds like you might still have some hang ups about your ex and your own desirability that are holding you back too. Do you have a particular girl you're interested in or are you just looking to get back into dating in general?

>>675946789

Well, I can't force anyone to like me, or respect me, or whatever. I just want some people around me that actually care, and not just hollow people who come to me whenever they need something, but turn their back on me when I need something. And as far as my crush goes, I talk to her from time to time. Nothing solid, just something tribial. But whenever I try to flirt, or talk to her more, I just overthink it and make myself back away

>>675946789
Looking to get into dating. I have only gone out with one chick before and it was a long time ago.

>>675946518
It makes you feel good/confident anon, worked for me and most of /fit.

>>675938912
would you gift me Darksouls 3 elder fox goddess, please?

[email protected]

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>>675946789
that is one cute fox, saved anon, fucking saved

I have an obsession with masturbating with hot sauce as lube

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>>675946744
It's possible. At a guess I'd say you feel sad because you see them enjoying something you don't think you'll ever be able to have for yourself? If that's the case then I have to ask why you think you'll never be able to have that yourself.

>>675947101
I'm getting a strong sense that you feel pretty used and unappreciated and don't think anyone understands your feelings. Do you think these people would like to know you better?

>>675947630
I feel like I'll never have a relationship like them because they are always holding hands and im so awkward and I sweat a lot and sometimes I sweat so much I smell bad and yeah...I get lonely. I only hang out with guys and have like 2 friends that are girls but in not interested in them

>>675947630

No. People around me just come to me whenever they need something. I try to start some conversations, but they just "Oh yeah" the fuck out of them. You'ld think I could just let them be, and tell them to fuck off. Well, no, it's not that easy for me. I feel uneasy whenever I'm alone. Even when they just use me, I feel like I do something, so it kind of feels good, but not enough

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>>675947120
Well there are people out there that are significantly smoother than I am with dating so take my advice with a grain of salt buuut. If you can make girls laugh you've got an excellent shot. It may not seem like it sometimes but women are about as attracted to men as we are to women. If your friendly and show them your good side you'll find some (never all) but some women will like you quite a bit, and when they laugh a little louder than your jokes really deserve ask them if they want to come get coffee with you sometime and see where it goes.

>>675947629
True fact, this is how they make hot links.

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would you nap with her anons?

What are some basic activities for people that really like to spend time together?
Much nature, a big city and more nature around us.

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>>675947897
At a guess you're not out of highschool yet? If so there's still plenty of time. The nervous sweating and akwardness does not have to be forever and there's more people in the world than the two girls you are friends with. Rather than feeling sad you'll never have something you could be working towards getting it.

>>675947975
Doing people favors you don't like in return for company is not the basis of a good friendship anon. Have you considered finding new friends or changing the relationship?

>>675947897
Instead of waiting for a girlfriend become the person you think she's looking for, start eating well and exercising, it only take a small effort each day, the best time to start is today. Aren't confident or likeable? think about people who are, try to act like an ideal version of yourself, the more you practice the better you'll get.

>>675947975
You too faggot

Sorry for hijacking your roll OP

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>>675948669

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>>675948492
Hiking, drugs and hiking, vidya games, drawing stuff outdoors, kayaking, acro-yoga, cage fighting, urban exploration, beating hobos, movies, plays, long walks, drinking. There's a lot of possibilities. What kinds of things do you two like doing? (correct me if I'm wrong about you being a couple)

Can you tell me something about human sexuality?
I'm asexual and feel like I should at least try to understand something about this stuff in order to not be so lonely.

>>675948848
>>675948938
Thanks for the advice guys :) I do need to start working out again and dieting.

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>>675949548
There's a lot that could be said about human sexuality. One thing that's maybe worth saying is that there is no one sexuality that everyone has. It's more like a way of relating to and caring about others that we develop throughout our lives. For example the girl I'm with now thought she was asexual for a good chunk of her life because she didn't have any attraction to the people she was around, had a romantic entanglement with another girl who she found interesting for the first time and eventually wound up with me for some reason.

From the outside it might seem uniform but I promise you the closer you get the messier everyone's story is. So I hope at least you don't feel too lonely for having a weird sexuality, or lack thereof. Because there is not a person on the planet with the normal one.

As a follow up why do you say you're asexual?

There's this girl that I am completely in love with. It's not lust either. Whenever I pass by her when walking down the hallway I want to look up and smile at her, but I always walk with my eyes and head facing towards the ground. I'm too shy to do anything. Too scared, too nervy. Senior year is almost over and these last few months will be the last I see of her. What should I do? I am a complete wimp. A nerd who is too scared to talk to females, but this one especially. I feel that once I graduate, my heart will just stop grooving to the songs of life and fall into complete gloom.

This song hits me hard sometimes
https://youtu.be/vlhKXLhX7H8

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>>675950155
fuck, something tells me i want to suck on those fingers

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>>675950344
I gotta be honest the singing in that was a little rough on my ears but I guess that was the point, I think I grok the sentiment. It's a little cheesy but have you considered something like a letter to tell her how you feel?

Now lets see if we can keep the dubs train rolling.

>>675950826
I should try that for sure! Do you think I should have someone else deliver it or should I?

With a significant portion of my down time I visit a Laotian Salamander Swap-Meet Forum and laugh at life-failures. I guess I don't have a problem, just want to trigger autists.

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>>675951761
That's probably best left up to your discretion. Giving it to her yourself is certainly the braver path but if she's not really that aware of you it might be a little awkward for her if you do that.

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>>675951970
This is a pretend psychology thread anon, if you need help you can just pretend to be one of those life-failures and we'll pretend to help you out and we'll all be safe in our thick cocoons of ironic shitposting.

>>675952261
Thank you! I'll think about how she is to recieve the letter. You honestly put a smile on my face. I almost committed suicide today, man. Somebody really talked to me in a friendly way. Oh man the tears going down my cheeks. Peace and love to you, anon

>>675950155
There's a lot of stuff that has led me to that conclusion. Or lack of it.
It's still entirely possible that asexuality is not a sexuality, but a medical or mental condition. It's just that the term describes me the best currently.

About a month or two ago I somehow realized that I could make friends and talk to people. Now there are people that I care about, but they're not there all the time. For the first time in my life I feel lonely. Previously I had no desire for human interaction.

The deal is somewhat similar with my asexuality. Except this time I only feel disgust that I try to ignore so I can keep talking to people.

If anything, I would like to know what other people go through and what I'm missing out on.
I'm just confused.

>>675950826
>I think I grok the sentiment
Love your taste anon you sexy fuck.

>>675952746
This wasn't pretend at all btw. You might not believe me, but I mean it from the bottom of my heart

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>>675952746
Haha I was only pretending! But seriously good luck, it sounds like you're quite in love with this girl but I can't tell how well you really know her. I have no idea how it'll end but either way I think this is only the beginning of the path for you. There's no time to lay down and be dead yet!

>>675952748
Well you wouldn't use the word if you didn't mean it, it sounds like you've got a story to tell. If you don't mind me asking why did you not care for human interaction before and what changed two months ago to make you want it again?

>>675952787
Is that weird? Do people not say grok anymore?

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/jp/ here, this ran thread puts most of ours to shame, keep it up

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>>675952720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlW7u4G973M

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>>675953422
Fluffy tails is best touhou, alice a shit. Dubs will confirm.

>>675953459
Oh man I forgot about that, that video is comfy as hell.

>>675953411
I won't tell you the story as it happened right here.

I guess that with no desire for human contact In ever developed any relationships worth keeping alive. I still don't want any human contact, but I've accidentally developed a few relationships that I want to keep up.

It's a two edged sword, kinda.

>>675953422
/jp/ is a bunch of disgusting perverts, I can't stand them most of the time.

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>>675953422

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>>675954603
Well if you've found relationships you want to keep up that means you've found a kind of human contact you do care for. That dosen't sound like a two edged sword at all it sounds like you've found friends you like. Would that be an accurate statement?

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>>675938912
But OP you're a jew. you're trying to shekel my time for your bullshit

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>>675955226

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>>675955314
But I'm not a jew anon, I've got the interest if you've got the time, with jews they haven't got the time unless you've brought the interest.

>>675955102
A two edged sword might not be the best analogy, actually.

On one hand is something I assume is fairly typical, you enjoy your friend's company and feel lonely when alone.
On the other hand I just want to be left alone. I find humans tiring and hard to uderstand.

And it's only been like this for a few months. I'm completely new to these emotions.

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>>675955637

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>>675956293
Do you find all people tiresome and hard to understand including these friends you've made?

>>675956709
Yes.

I have no idea why they would even talk to me. I must be tiresome and hard to understand as well...

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>>675956952
It might be that there's something they like about you.

>>675938912
theres literally nothing wrong with being jewish

>>675957286
I can't see any reason, really.

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>>675957411
JIDF go home.

>>675957655
I like you already!