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Age?
Are you a virgin?
Why are you browsing 4chan on a friday night and not going out with friends?
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>>675928758
I have lice, that's why
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33.
No.

It's 7am, got home an hour ago.
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>>675928758
>Age?
18
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Why are you browsing 4chan on a friday night and not going out with friends?
i started browsing 4chan a while ago and it screwed up the receptors in my brain so i can no longer socialized with normies. And this is a good thing because I am finally red pilled
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>>675928758
23
no
It's 7am, I'm still awake, what else to do?
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27.
No.
Went out with friends on thirsty Thursday. Wanted a night of video games by myself.
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>>675929092
My eurofag brotha!
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18
Yup
No friends
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>>675928758
29
No
Because I'm sick and would rather spend the time relaxing than being with people anyway
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>>675928758
I've got a real job and work at night.
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>>675929143
Sure looks like it. What's a grandpa like you doing outside of a rocking chair this late an hour though?
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18
yes
I have no friends.
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23
No
I work 14 hour night shifts and will be here for another 6 hours.
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>>675928972
>>675929092
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>>675928758
15
yes
i broke my arm. i cant do shit.
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Because friends are for faggots
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19.
No.
I have a terrible cold
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18
Yes
I'd rather stay at home than go out with fake friends
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25
No
Watching my son
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28 I have friends but most of them work in hospitals, we're medics so it's rare when we're all off on a weekend
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>>675929245

Just waiting for the drugs to wear off so I can sleep.

Hopefully not waking the wife in the process.
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18
No
What the fuck is a friend
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26
no
tv + girlfriend are much better than douche bro friends
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>>675928758
24
No
Work tomorrow.
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>>675928758
It's 1 pm on the satrday. already went out
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>>675929519
LEEEAAAVVVEE!!!
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23
Ya
cause I have autismo
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>>675929519
>Hopefully not waking the wife in the process.
Classic
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>>675929519
GOA?
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No
Went out with friends today. Got bored pretty quick. At this point I only socialize so I don't seem like a loner. The only reason I keep friends is to fit in. Honestly I would rather be by myself, but I don't wanna seem lonely to people I feel like I have to impress.
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>>675929809
She knows I've been out and what I've been doing.

Specifically asked me not to wake her when I got in.

So classic, or thoughtful?

You decide, I don't care.
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>>675928758
>19
>Yes
>I have better shit to spend money on
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>age
33

>are you a virgin?
Nope

>Why are you browsing 4chan on a friday night and not going out with friends?
Busy working on my master's thesis. Also, stopped having friends after my undergrad days came to an end.
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>>675929871

Not sure what you mean here, asking if I've taking goa (wtf is that?) or if I'm in Goa, India, or listening to Goa?
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>>675929978
>So classic, or thoughtful?
Both.
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18
nope
i don't want to mom stop ruling my life
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27
Yes
Listening to Jomsviking
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>>675928758
32
not since i was 13 years old
kids and wife are sick.
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>>675928758
22
yes
I have none
>I used to be fairly social person with many friends
>how did this all go so wrong
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>>675928758
>35
>Fuck no
>Just got back from Bernie Sanders' rally at Safeco Field in Seattle. Must be up reasonably early tomorrow to make it to the WA caucus on time.

PRESIDENT SANDERS
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>>675928758
19
Nope
No friends
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>>675930139
The music, or more specific an event where that kind of music is played
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>>675930326
why are they having a caucus in Western Australia?
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>>675928758
23
No
Because drinking on saturday is infinitely better
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>>675930487
Nah, tonight was rather bland.

Was just a bar, no hallucinogenics.
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19
No
Im an asshole. I got no friends that I actually enjoy being around
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>>675928758
21, virgin, it's a saturday morning in my part of the world.
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>>675928758
>Age?
18
>Are you a virgin?
Yep
>Why are you browsing 4chan on a friday night and not going out with friends?
My 2 friends are more autistic than me so I'd rather make 4chan threads and talk to Japanese girls
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19
No
It's 2 am and I just got home from a date with gf
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16
nope
friends are dead
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20, yes and it's 7am.
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38, Not a virgin by any means, its Saturday 6am here and have already been out. OP is a faggit.
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>>675928758
Today's my birthday and I just turned 17 but i'm still a virgin.
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18
no
cuz' almost get arrested a weeks ago, so i'm hella grounded
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>>675930535
We are trying to include everyone, and we don't want to leave the shitposter vote unrepresented.
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>>675930233
>not since i was 13 years old
da fuq?
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>>675928758
>Age?
19
>Are you a virgin?
No, had sex a few times with 1 girl when i was 18 and that is it.
>Why are you browsing 4chan on a friday night and not going out with friends?
My only friends live a few hours away from me and i'm quite poor, besides, the internet is cool.
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23.
No.
I am stoned.
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>>675928758
22
No
Wife died from breast cancer, social life is shit since it happened. I am on 4 chan cuz I can reply to shit nobody cares about.
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>>675931090
>18
>grounded
Pick one you faggatron.
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>>675928758
21, no, I have to get out of my bed in like an hr to go to work
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>>675931540
he can still be in school at 18, therefor living with his parents.
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20.
No.

Girlfriend is in Texas visiting her dad, and I've got work tomorrow.
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>>675931540
Not that fag (and way older than 18) but if he's living at home he might be in an "obey us or GTFO" situation...
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>>675930873
my niggaq
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You wont call me a nigger! I live in N. Carolina and my phone number is 9108241577, and my Kik is ResidentEvilWithin and my name is Bayori Krysauzer! And I have three twitter accounts! @UltimateFangs @HowlsOfAnguish @AsTimeWillProve. My instagram is heavens_devide lol you wont call me shit
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>16
>yep
>Its 1 in the fucking morning
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30

yes

I dont know. I do not like this world. I would like to return the national socialism of the Aryans and rule the world, so if I would like the world
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>>675928758
34
Not a Virgin
At work until 6am... 2x pay for the holiday and 8 hours overtime, guess it works out.
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>>675931447
>22
>wife

beep, wrong answer
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>>675928758
Im taking a shit at my friends house after a long night of drinking and pool.
25/male
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>>675928758
27
no
Im sick as fuck
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>>675931803
>Not choosing GTFO
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>>675928758
18

Yes, but I am also muslim, so thats a good thing.

Because I have nothing better to do and I can talk to my friends online, so why go through the hassle of going out ?
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>>675928758
Had sex,smoked some weed,fucked around in ableton live...4chan now
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>>675931642
>18
>parents have no respect for him
>acts like a child
>gets treated like one
>ends up grounded

His life should involve an hero
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29
No
Been fucking prostitutes lately when I get drunk, so trying to avoid the aforesaid
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>>675928758
21
No!... yes :(
Few friends and I live away from the city (1 hour in car).
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20
Nope
Wanted to smoke some weed peacefully
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>>675932316
Post tits please
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17
Yes.
What are friends
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>>675931642
>implying he isnt an adult despite being 18
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>Age?
29
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>Why are you browsing 4chan on a friday night and not going out with friends?
Have no friends becuase i work at wendy's.
Doesn't matter tho, atleast my body pillow is waiting for me at home. And anime.
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>>675932432
I'm a thin man. No tits, sorry anon.
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>>675928758
27
yes
12:20 AM... though I don't really go out and don't have any friends that would want to go do stuff.
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15
Nabanah
Always creep before sleep
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>>675932550
Actually implying he is a millenial phone hugging beta male that has no respect from his family. Mine wouldnt even consider "punishing" me when I was 18.
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>>675930326
>Fuck no
Being this insecure at 35
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6

whats a virgin

its past my bedtime
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>>675928758
19
Yes
You guys are my friends.
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>>675928758
40
No
It's Saturday morning, you're late. For real, though, save for a cup of coffee, I wasn't "out" last night either. Shit like that lost its meaning years ago.
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>>675933209
<3
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>>675933172
Not the same fag. Best post on this thread. Night night little anon, sweet dreams.
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>>675933278
Oh anon, at last a poster older than me. I know the feeling btw.
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32
No.
It's 2:24 p.m. and I should be working, but I'm being lazy.
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>>675931205
>raped
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>>675928758
23
no
Why would I want to be around anyone or go out and do anything when everything I want that I can obtain is in my house.
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30
No
Stuck at work
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>>675932552
What is it like to work at Wendy's?

are you a manager?
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>>675931205
got diddled by daddy
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>>675933757
Nah, i reckon him and sis "experimented".
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>>675931880
Why haven't you fucked a hooker yet anon?
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>>675929167
Me too bro
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>>675933209
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>>675928758
because i, like the majority of people, work the weekends.
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>>675933988
Dubs are truth.
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>>675928758
>21
>no
>Because I just got home after I was out at the casino with friends

fggt
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>>675929062
>finally red pilled
Cringe thread?
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>>675928758
21, no, I just got back from my friends house. I'm extremely fucked up on drugs.
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>>675930898
>>675932537
>>675932974
>>675929312
Underage and b&
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>>675933755
i'm the manager of fucking burgers, i flip burgers.
it's hell, but atleast i get to steal some burgers.
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>>675929899
Youd rather be alone but can't because you don't want people to think you'd rather be alone? Kek
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>>675934197
I thought this was a cringe thread.
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18, yes. My friends won't invite me to hang out, you don't wanna be around the virgin when girl hunting
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32
nope
now 7:33pm on sat and going out is for trendy yuppies
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>>675928758
>16
>Yes

I'm out of syate visiting family.

>inb4 too young
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>15
>Yes
>I have no social life
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>>675934688
Ouch. I bet that's rough.
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>>675934688
88 dubs again says "just pay for sex if is affecting you this much".
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>>675934832
>>675934807
It must be a mod wet dream in here. Ban em boy's
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>>675934438
i fucking love the baconators, appreciate your work man


what is your favorite meal/combo to get?
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>>675928758

>25
>no. have had +20 partners
>broke right now and i have shit to work on
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>>675929062
you need the lead pill in the head
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22
no
Because i am one ugly motherfucker and i have very few friends that havent done anything today
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>>675934197
take the red pill anon
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>>675934832
Underage. Enjoy your ban.
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>>675928758
Because everyone I know has kids and spouses and doesn't do things or say stuff anymore.

Being the last one to get married means you never will.
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>>675935068
Cringe overdose
>>675935054
Please.
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23
No
Just watched a football game at a bros apt then came back, chill plans are better than going out imo
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>>675934989

>20+ partners
>being this huge of a thundercunt faggot
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>>675935197
Good advice.
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22
No
Few friends

>been my first time
>I was nervous
>perfect girl
>she is my cousin
>I was 13
>she 14
>best ass I have ever seen
>It happens once
>we don't talk about it
>I fap some times thinking about her
>now she is pregnant
>some one else fucked her :(
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>>675934688
Dude you must get to know other people, tho don't think that exist that much people in the globe that won't disappoint you
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18
yes
i have clinical depression and mild schizophrenia. i don't wanna kill myself because i think it'll be unfair for my parents who worked hard so i could go to a private school, and i don't want their efforts to be wasted. i also somehow have like 4 close friends and i think they'll miss me for a couple months and i don't want them to be sad. i shouldn't be blaming it on anything but myself but really i was just born wrong or something so i just drink alone instead. surely nobody wants to hear this but i just had to type it
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not a virgin
took my gf over to my moms house as she's back in michigan for a week before going back to martha's vineyard where she lives /works

watching Mad Max and browsing /b/ took a couple dabs and relaxing
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>>675935062

>same
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>>675935508
/b/ is here <3
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>>675928758
>> 29
>> No, but lost it not a year ago.
>> I don't have anyone in my life i could call a "friend".
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>>675934989
>+20

Considering no one has had a negative number of partners, explicitly marking a number positive is redundant.
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>>675934989
do you now have a pink sock situation after that
many big nigger dicks?
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>>675935331
lol real life cuck detected
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>>675935370
>20 plus partners
>Anon is rejected after a couple of dates as girls find out he is a giant faglord
>kills self in a couple of years as cant maintain a relationship
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>>675935726
unless they HIV +
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>15
>Yes
>I haven't talked to a girl since last year. So I get no poontang
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>>675928758
26
no
because everything is closed, and I'm looking for a fap or a laugh.
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>>675935419
It's fine, being a virgin doesn't really bother me. I wish i wasn't but other people care more about me being a virgin than i do that's what really bothers me
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》19
》yes
》cause no friends
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>>675935370

jelly, faggot?

>>675935726

+20 as in "somewhere over 20 but i stopped counting"

>>675935731

fuck off cuck
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>>675928758
39.
Should be studying for upcoming tests, it hit the wall.
Went back to school after 20 years of a career that's going over to China.
Starting over as an old bastard, spending my college years alone in a studio apartment in a city where I know no one, too old to hang out with college kids, too old to meet women, too inexplicable to befriend adults.

Too old to give much of a damn anymore.

This is your future too, millennials.
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>>675935657
and i'm thankful for that, /b/ is all i know
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>>675935845
That's why I said it, you should get to know people that don't give a shot about these superficial things
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>>675929659
Mr Bean?
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>>675930094
been considering my masters so i can teach full time at uni. finishing my Bachelors in about 12 weeks
sounds like a lot of work
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>>675935997
<3
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>>675928758
22
No
I'm bored and it's 8am here and I can't sleep
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26
Nope
Because I have to pick up wifey in 3 hours and decided to say fuck sleep....I'm also on my 2nd repeat of sportscenter....l
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>>675928758
24
a) why the fuck do you care? b) it doesn't matter c) no d) it was my mom
a) because i can b) because going out is for faggots who are "hip" c) i got shit to do tomorrow d) because there is nothing out there that actually entertains me, except maybe breaking the law but then i'd have to not get caught and thats just work i don't feel like doing

counter Q: what's your answer?
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27
It's my weekend with my daughter.
I have no friends. I wish I did. I can't drink alone in front of my kid anymore.
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Trying to get one, thats why im still here.
>think i might get friendzone if i propose to her
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>>675935943
Is going back harder than just staying in?
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>>675935943
Find a college slut with daddy issues. Profit. Am a year younger than you dud and I promise they are out there. That college age pussy is so fine my anon buddy.
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>>675936045
Meeting new people isn't the easiest thing to do after you graduate
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>>675936261

>my wife's daughter

fixed, cuck

>I can't drink alone in front of my kid anymore

lol please tell us what happened
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20
nope
because i felt like it? it's also 2:45am rn so everything's closed
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>>675935767
Just not an asshole m8
>fucking Reddit cliché detected.
How many fedoras do you own? How's the beard coming?
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>>675932100
don't detonate /b/ro
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Just got back from seeing Newsies in Denver with the gf. Weed den sleep for this little pepper. Night losers
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>>675936441
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>675928758
19
yes
I like jacking off to loli porn too much to give it up
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>>675928758
>Age?
22

>Are you a virgin?
Yes

>Why are you browsing 4chan on a friday night and not going out with friends?

Got back 40 mins ago from a pub, had live bands, was quite interesting.
I don't know how to talk to people.
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>>675936503
Scariest health condition: A muslim with explosive diarreaha.
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>>675928758
22
No
I just dropped my girlfriend off at home after fucking for a couple hours, and now have nothing better to do
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>>675933209
don't change ever fucker
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>>675928758
age 24
virgin no
I'm here because these fags are my only friends.
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>>675936328
Could be, I wouldn't be able to compare. But however hard you think school is, your career should be so exponentially harder that you realize school was just that... school, not the real thing, which is why no one outside your school gives a fuck about what you did in it. If you find the opposite of this is true, then you are either sluffing off in your career, or you picked a dead end one.
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/m/19/Virgin 7/10 did fool around with ex gf and got oral and shit. Girls always are surprised when I tell em I'm a virgin probably due to my social retardation and shyness inb4 I off myself
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>>675936634
>I don't know how to talk to people.
I'm 19 and i have the same issue, do you think that ever goes away?
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>>675936353
Just wait for uni/college, I've met there my 2 best buddies, but i'm Italian so dynamics of uni are quite different I guess. What are your plans in the future?
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>>675928758
18
ye
because i don't enjoy doing anything due to crippling depression

i should kill myself
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>>675933755
>>675934438
chef at wendys
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>>675930326
>Fuck no
wow u r an hero, like being a verging means shit

sanders part is gud tho
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18
yes
girlfriend I just got days ago is on her period and I just wanted to come home and drink alone tonight.
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>>675936634
Have you ever just sat down with someone? I've actually just met some really cool people sitting with other people who are alone and either appreciate the bands, or just talk a lot of shit.
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>>675936353
I hear you anon. Outside of a specific occasion or two, I don't think I've spoken to a single new people in almost a year now.
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>>675936675
so you typed this message with your left hand I assume?
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>>675936503
ITS TOO LATE MAN IM GONNA BLOW
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>>675936912
>i should kill myself
rip in pepperoni, you were an hero
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>>675936634
Ever seen Mr robot? He can't talk normally to people so he treat them as computers, a little psychosis that might help
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>>675937015
Actually yes, because I've a beer in my right
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>>675936344
Hm. Good point anon...
Could be fun.
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>>675934369
y r u give fuck of underrage?
its all lies here
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>>675935705
see
>>675935197
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>>675937032
How do muslims have sex?

A quick bang and then its over.
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>>675936832
I'm almost 24 and have the same problem. It doesn't really go away, some of us are just naturally bad at it. The best advice is also the advice I hate most since it's the hardest to actually put to use but realistically you just have to do it to get over it. Exposure is the only way.
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17, yes, friends are at beach
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> 19
> yes
> don't have any friends
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>>675928758

19.
No.
I don't know where to find people my age. I am not in school right now and I just don't know how to meet anyone my age. What the fuck do I do? It seems like everyone my age is in college and I would have to move to the city.
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>>675934978
lol u belive shit on bread?
how u so supid?
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>>675937301
In most cases I prefer to think that people only lie about their name
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>>675928758
> 23
> Yes
> Bored, nothing else to do as usual
>>
So its official. Most of us are not virgins and don't have friends.
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21.
No.
I work at a fast food restaurant and just got home (it's 2:55am here).
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>>675937455
Mods will ban that even if joking
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>>675936835
I'll start college in a few months, no idea what to expect, though
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>>675934989
>+20
u got to be a super virgin to try that hard /b/ro
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>>675937593
fuck bitch. same time zone!
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>32
>No
>I have no friends and I hate going out.
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>>675928758
>26
>no
>what friends
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24
Yep
What are friends?
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>>675935076
super dumb, enjoy ur autism.
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>>675936832
Apparently. Just gotta keep going out, right?

>>675936978
Nah. Mind goes blank.

>>675937080
Nah
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>>675937644
I got banned once for pretending to be Kerl and they actually thought I was fucking 12 or whatever. I even had the picture and everything
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>>675937773
At least you have us.
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>>675937579
>69 years old
>No I get all the mad pussy at my retirement home
>Just got done banging my 19 year old nurse, waiting for her twin sister to show up so I can give her the old Viagra boosted "One-Two"
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>>675928758
28
no, only 3 GFs and my current is 39..
all my real friends are on the internet
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>>675937645
Just be opened and watch soma first day in college tutorial (it worked for me thinking that anyone is scared of having no friends as you) in the meanwhile you could work/become a nerd frequenting nerd places/do some activities like music or what for people of your school/volunteering ecc ecc
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>19
>Yes
>Don't have a lot of friends and most of the ones I do have live somewhere far away. Also not really into going out.
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>>675928758
>25
>no
>because i just rode 25 miles and I'm burnt. Plus, who the fuck goes out on fridays? Fridays are stay home a drink a six pack time.
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>>675935807
kek
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>>675937954
shit, I work at that nursing home!
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40
Married
Married and way too high to be out anyway.
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>>675928758
i'm 20 and a virgin, i dont do anything fun on friday nights because im a community college freshmen fag who lost touch with the few friends he barely had in hs. Virgin mainly because i have no self esteem mainly thanks to gyno, i should be getting surgery before the end of this year and have basically refused to even try and have sex until then. Also i don't know anybody anyway.
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No, I lost it last year to a hooker
26
No, cos I'm enjoying listening to music and afking in eve. Also, it's Saturday
>>
I'm 26, not a virgin.

On here on a Friday night because I've seen the world and I can promise you that 4chan is the best of what the world has to offer on a Friday night.
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>>675928758
20, nyeeeees. I don't party, I'm an independent.
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>>675928758
22
No.
'cause I'd rather 4chan-and-chill than waste 8 hours of my damn time basically comatosing and doing absolutely nothing productive whatsoever, not that this is any better..
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>>675935880
wouldn't that be 20+?
+20 means ADD TWENTY or a positive number that is 20, which as noted before is redundant!
dipshit
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im drunk. and im bored of playing csgo. and i have no hot bitches to talk to. i have nothing but sleepy friends and stupid exes.
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>>675938330
oh sorry. im 27
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20
Yes
Browsing cause i cant go to sleep until like 5am and my friends are probably playing ps4 or sleeping
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>>675936503
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bar tender says to the Muslim, "what's in rucksack" BANG.
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>>675936978
>>675937822
I don't expect you to do this, anon. You're on 4chan, I'm a random anon, I get it man. But if I may suggest trying this. Literally try finding just somebody, it doesn't matter who, alone. Sit with them, say "hi i'm, anon" or whatever, and just talk about the bands, the drinks, whatever. "this band actually kind of sucks", "this place has awesome drinks", "what are your opinions on this place/band". Yeah, you will get people to not talk much because you're a stranger. It'll be hit and miss a bit, but I bet you could actually meet some cool ass people.
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>>675928758
25
No
Because it's 3am and I have work tomorrow.
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>>675937852
CORAL, get out of the thread!!!
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35
Yes
My wife went out with her friends. My only friends are online.
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>>675937359
Funny shit
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24
no
I should be in bed i have work in the morning. unlike a lot of you. Most of you are probably collecting some sort of disability check.
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>>675929482
I hope he gets cancer
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>>675936377
why would he get a weekend with his wife's daughter?
tho anon never did answer the question
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>>675938630
WAIT
U virgin
U married
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>>675938630
>Yes
>My wife

umm.... anon,

the jews are fucking your wife
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>>675928758
18
You know it
Pulled the night shift since I don't have any friends.
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>>675928758
drank too much a couple weekends ago and made out with my friends gf during a party

currently banned from his apartment
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>>675938888
HOLY QUADS OF HITLER
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>>675928758
>19
>no v-card
>don't have friends but do have gf
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18
no
i moved to AZ and don't have friends
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Already fucked a wet pussy, faggot.
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>>675938834
Maybe he just don't want her to see him as a lonely drunk
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>>675938888
Quads don't lie
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>>675930897
Some action?
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>>675936832
depends, are you willing to practice talking to girls?
if not, study, get a job, impress them that way, tho you will still need to have some social skills & compsi doesn't give u that, decent pay tho...if u can find work...like all sectors...fuck me....
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>>675928758
34
yes
Got the flu.
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>>675928758
Married for years not a virgin but I just came to this thread to ask how girls in the north korean army could possibly have so many ribbons when their country never fights anyone?
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23
No
I just got home, now I'm skyping the bf and I haven't been on here in years
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