>>675881870
Welfare.

easier to stay warm in the winter, can flop around in colder waters, can't go that far out though.

>>675881870
Closer to death

>>675881870
diasbility certificate for parking

Harder to kidnap

serial killers leave you alone

Tornados

>>675881870

can survive without food for a long time

More cushion for the pushin

>>675881870
Cant be kidnaped

>>675881870
It would take weeks to starve in a survival situation.

>>675882010
first post best post

Can drink a gallon of milk a day.

female:
easy to attract nigger mate

male:
John Goodman cosplay

>>675881870
Tumblr

Harder to get stabbed

you can say fuckall to health. if you're a chick you're a fetish. you can drink and not give a shit. pizza every week. also you die sooner

If you have a fetish of being degraded maybe

Nuff ass to eat

>>675881870
enjoy more food than others

You can get a handicap permit and park close so your fat ass doesn't have to walk as much.

>>675881870

being famous in this crapboard site

Noone really loves you... Save money on Christmas

>>675882535
But you can't live without your protiens. You'll have an unlimited supply of carbs and that's it.

>>675882424
/thread

- 25% fall damage reduction (though recovery is much worse)
- 50% cold res
- 25% projectile resist (start orbiting you in stead)

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>>675882254

unhealthy food is cheaper?

motorized scooters

ted bundy types won't smash your head with a rock

>>675883044
You'd still be able to expend a lot of energy before you go out. Sure, you can't survive indefinitely on fat stores, but it'll take a long time for you to become too deficient.

Free scooters

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comfort wipes for your asshole

>>675883044
actually you can live without proteins for white a while. You would feel like heroine withdrawals, and you could experience organ damage (kidneys and liver). But a study was done involving an obese man who ate nothing but a multivitamin and a regular amount of water for like a month. He was fine. Pissier than he'd ever been in his life, but survived the experiment.

>>675882194
Zozzle

But you can just drive a flatbed with a pizza on it if you wanted to kidnap a fatty.

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Harder to kill by stabbing

you can wear table skirts and curtains as dresses

rape retardant , store things between fat flaps, human trampoline/pillow

You make skinnyfags REALLY mad

sumo wrestling.

>>675882846
This honestly should be outlawed. Just because you decided to eat yourself half to death and now are suffering "health complications" shouldn't mean you get to park in handicapped spots or ride on those little mobility scooters, which are meant for the elderly and (truly) disabled people. Not your fucking fatass who decided to cram 14 big macs with 2 extra patties apiece into your cock hole every day for the last 17 years.

Fuck obese people. Being a little fat, whatever, but there is literally no excuse for being morbidly fucking obese.

>>675882646
kek'd

>>675881870
Having your own gravitational field?

>>675881870
you can put the remote on your belly or console controllers, maybe beer cans and stuff also..
plus! girls sometimes need that teddybear feeling, somepeople even behave cautios around you

You can turn a small car by leaning side to side.

>>675884001
not pro-fat but having the means to buy a computer shouldn't mean you get to post stupid shit on the internet

>>675884001
> implying you are THAT fat

>>675884092
and ZIP code

>>675884001
IF I CAN"T HAVE 96 CANS OF MOUNTAIN DEW A DAY AND BE SKINNY I DONT WANT TO BE GOOD DAY *tips fedora*

>>675882010
Fresh kek from the top shelf to you, anon

You are less likely to be kidnapped

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Can fart much louder

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>>675881870

advantage for other people: a warm mattress in wintertime, a lot of shade in summertime

>>675884355
kek

You need to rely on having a nice personnality and good humor in order to attract other human beings

>>675881870
Skinny guys have to do all the ladder work while you stuff your fat face.

>>675884519
i'm surprised that bitch can stand up. honestly impressive

>>675882486

You can, but your captor will need a crane

Can grow your own mold if food gets between the cracks.

>>675883044

You can. You'd just be incredibly unhealthy by the end of it and your organs would be in the shitter.

>>675884295
I'm on a cell phone

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>>675884825
Underrated post

>>675882424
that's it! There is a record a fat volunteer man with more than 200kg survived almost one year without food under surveillance for scientist research.

>>675884910
Cell phones are computers friend. Also you knew what he meant.

>>675884001
I'm with you. My neighbors are fat fucks that have a retard spot. Slowly considering buying a shotgun and going psycho. My tax dollars paid for their mental illness

You can lose al the weight and people will congratulate you. That is, if you can lose it.

>>675881870
Name an advantage of being skinny

>>675884894
Funny thing is, protein poisoning exists as well. I don't entirely remember what it does to you, but it's caused by eating nothing but lean meat that have no real source of fats.

"Survivalists" who have no idea what they're doing as well as people lost in the woods who's diets consist of small game like field mice and squirrels often end up with it.

>>675885473
proper health
>>675881870
the ease of it.

>>675881870
Funny

>>675881870

You can eat greens and people will think you're trying to change your life

>>675885518

Its called Protein toxicity. Protein metabolism causes a shit ton of toxic waste, so when you have lots of protein, it can put serious strain on your kidneys.

Thats about it.

>>675885473
Mobility, being able to run better, be cleaner, more than likely won't die of heart disease by 30-50 years old.

The list goes on, trollfriend

>captcha was food

>>675881870
Fat people can fart louder

feminists leave u alone

>>675885473
Everything fits.

>>675885808
Protein toxicity? What's about hardcore bodybuilder?