boil the safety pins first so you don't get too infected.

>>675869709

Just write cunt on your head with a sharpie. It will be easier, hurt less and give the same final effect.

>2017-1
>having gauges

Enjoy your infections and faggotry.

Also underage b&.

>>675870143
/thread

Fuckin' kek

>>675869709
If you're that desperate and impatient to look like a faggot you could always just go out and suck some dick.

The awesome thing is when you take them out, your ear looks like a cat anus

>>675870143
>>675870438
>>675870455

What? Aren't gauges cool anymore on /b/ ? You guys used to be cool. Maximumus kek at all ya'll.

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My brother has huge ones, I can ask him questions you ask me.

>>675869709

You need to start with something really fucking thin... Can your cock reach your ear by any chance?

Great idea OP. Should work flawlessly. Lube is important. Post pics.

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>>675870757
>if you ask me
>half dozen questions in the OP

>>675870757
Does he ever clench when his boyfriends dick is inside him to increase pleasure?

>>675869709
I got pierced with a 6g needle. After that every two weeks I moved up a gage. I'm now at a 00g and have been for over 10yrs. Didn't want to go biger because it just looks disgusting to me.
As for stretching, I had friends whom I would share stretches with.
But you don't want to stretch to fast to big because you can get ear gage blowout.

never go more than a 00g.
they'll never close.
i was at 1 inch a few years ago,
they dont get any smaller than 1/2" now.

>>675869709
you should start by putting in something you're comfortable with and used to

like a cock in your asshole, you vile piece of shit

>>675870757
Does he rinse his mouth after sucking dick or just go about his day with cum breath?

>>675870757
How long does it take him to recover from a cold since he's had aids?

>>675869709
nah you've got it man, it should be pretty painless if you put some bendgay on it first. that's a nice local anesthetic

What a stupid spunkbubble you are.

>>675870757
Has he ever had shit on his fingers or penis from another man's anus?

Bad idea dude. If you stretch too fast your ear will look like a vagina.

>>675870688
I sincerely hope someone puts a padlock through your gages one day, faggot.

>>675870757
When was the last time he was fucked by a black guy in the ear?

>>675871487

He's already a cunt so that won't matter.

>>675870757
Do you ever worry your gay brother is going to come home drunk one night and rape you?

>>675870757
How disappointed are your parents in regards to his homosexuality?

it took me around 5 months to reach that size, if you do it in one day you will regret it, it hurts like hell and you will end up fucking up your ear, might even catch an infection

>>675870757
What's the most bizarre fruit he's ever shoved inside his ass?

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I'm the faggot with my mouth open. I have 1⅞ gauges. What do ya need to know.

Enjoy never being employed

why not just start sucking dicks for a living jesus christ can't you express your homosexuality in anyotherways then adding 2 extra wholes for dudes to stick their pencil dicks through?

>>675870757


I'd like to make him to suck a cock, then padlock a chain to one ear, run the chain around the back of the guy he's sucking and padlock to other ear.

>>675871930
What colour deck do you run?

>>675870757
wouldn't mind him blowing me while i hold him by those goddamn ear holes

>>675870757
Did he get those immediately before or immediately after he sucked his first cock?

>>675872095
During

>>675869709

Use a hole punch

Only option you have is going to a shop and having them cut your lobes then inserting metal gauges. Other than that you'll need tapers, medical tape, patience and lube.

>>675871930
>plays magic
>being this cringey

>>675871930
Are you an asset or liability to ISIS due to you being fat as fuck? I mean, in terms of them rigging you with explosives.

>>675871930
is one of these your special needs buddy?

>>675872047
Agro burn. I'm cheap.

>>675871930
How many dicks have you put in your ear holes?

>>675869709
I've got gauges, I'm up to 4g (ears were pierced at 16g). There is no way for you to get to 0g without blowing out your ear and needing a multi-thousand dollar surgery to fix it which I assume you can't afford. Don't be an idiot OP.

>>675872245
Holy shit. Kek

>>675872245
I'm not even fat. And I applied for isis. Rejected on a count of being too fag.

>>675872245
Not cool man..

is funny how some of you fags are calling this guy a faggot and you all probably masturbate to traps

>>675872371
Neat. Ever tried using Cockatrice? Great little computer program.

>>675872192
It's a fun hobby

Why are you so determined on being such a massive faggot OP?

>>675872351
Actually yeah. The guy with the really long hair in front of the beer box.

>>675872483
Oh man there's nothing worse than a fatty in denial.

>>675872393
Exactly 1 dick

>>675872515
>2017-1
>still thinking faggot means what it meant in 2005

You're going to fuck up and you're probably going to die.

>>675872187
>You can insert the needle into the plunger, draw blood from the HIV+ patient, and inject yourself with the AIDS virus which will cause you extreme weightloss

As long as we're telling people how to fucking ruin their lives.

>>675872537
I feel that that's a trap. But I use xmage.

GG, OP. Asking fucking 4chan on how to preform a delicate procedure on your body. Bet that won't backfire! Nobody lies on the Internet!

>>675872515
He is and I don't. Don't be mad because you also mutilated your ears for fashion. Faggot.

>>675872848
Naw bro. Cockatrice is a great thing. Its basically a free magic online, card database to create decks, user driven. Its legit, from Woogerworks. I play it every day.

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>>675872515
Isn't it funny?

>>675870757
Holy fuck I'm gay and recognize this guy! Initials TH?

>>675873078
Oh. I'll be sure to check it out man.

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Why would you want to get 0g in a day, risk infection blowing out your ears and needing surgery. Also, don't go past 00g unless you want to have gauged ears forever.

>>675870757
What's the most bizarre fruit he's stuck in your ass?

>>675873473
Hope you enjoy it. They're trying to raise some money for the server costs of 2016, if you care to help them out also.

>>675873236
Damn. Thays what happens when you don't take care of your ears.

>>675873371
Yeah that is my bro

How do you know him?

>>675869709
First of all coming from someone who had this gay shit 6 years ago they are faggy as fuck.
Second doing it the way you said with kitchen utensils and stretching that far in one day, you'll wake up the next day with a huge puffed as fuck pus leaking earlobe.
And lastly, when you realise how gay this shit is years down the track, you'll forever have the scar and an earlobe that won't look the same like I do to remind you of how much of a dickhead you were.

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An ear piercing is like $10. If you do not have $10 you should get a job before you gauge your ears.

And buy fucking tapers first. Have you at all Googled this shit? You don't just put in gauges.

>>675873682
He sucked my dick at a house party. >>675873682

>>675870757
OMG it's Thomas! All the guy's at the pink cigar are missing you!

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Do it OP.

Keep us updated with pictures pls.

>>675874344
Don't think it's cool anymore and don't want to look like that gay guy in the thread >>675870757

Sorry

In all honesty man. Youre not gonna get that in in a day. Youll severely fuck up your ear. Buy a set of tapers and use medical tape or electric tape.

>>675874872
Good, you can't afford the surgery to fix it if you did anyway.

>>675874903
Don't want to look gay. Not doing it anymore.

>>675875022
I'd probably just kill myself if it went wrong anyway. That's what I did when I dyed my hair blonde and it looked stupid.

>>675870757
thank you for posting this, anon. many lulz were had

>>675869709
Ur an faget opie

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>>675875270
>pic related

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>>675875225
We should really make him into a meme, a poster child of aids or something.

>>675875223
As a natural blonde I have a huge selection of colors to dye my hair (currently dark brown), so I can't say I share that feel. Only shitty part is I have a gotee that's ginger if I don't dye it

only underage edgelords get gauges. don't do it opie

>All these faggots calling them Gauges when they're plugs or tunnels

Gauges are the unit of size, Holy fuck I thought you guys only looked retarded.

>>675869709
Fucking die

>>675870688
Gauges were never cool and always either for angsty teens or for hipsters.

Just get a facial tattoo if you really want to be unemployed for the rest of your life.

>>675875561
>implying we care enough to learn what your faggoty shit is actually called

>>675875614
mike tyson gets movie work. just saying

>>675875740
I was more referring to the fact that the retards who got these things don't even use the correct names for them.

>>675875487
If I had even a ginger hair between my teeth from going down on a ginger girl I'd probably kill myself. Why do you dye your hair so much? Are you a gay too? I'm honestly not gay just thought gauges were still totally now.

>>675869709
chill, you'll get a blowout.

When i attempted going from 14 to 16 with a silicone plug too early my ears turned into a bloody pus mess. You don't want that.

>Stretched and shrunk ears around 3 times to 16 mm

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>>675875934
ahh my mistake. have a cookie

>>675869709
I have ⅝. I had 0g about 10 years ago. I'm not going any bigger though.

>>675875614
If I ever got a tattoo my parents would kill me. Grandma would probably die too.

>>675869709
Even tho you wont read this op im going to post it so i feel better.
Im a pericer at tattoo and headshop.
You NEED to peroce your ears first THEN after 3/4 weeks start streching with a taper. It should take around 1 year to go from nothing to a 10 mm fleshtunnle in your ears.
IF you dont do this correctly you will have holes in your ears forever and risk a possible blowout and and may requier surgery to fix that.
If you do what i recommend then after you're over the fad of streching you will be able to take the spacers out and after 6 months your ears will close up almost completly.
Hopefully you listen but then again your probly some little faggot troll.

>>675876162
goddamn baby boomer shoulda been dead 20 years ago!! fucking up my country!!!!

>>675876019
>>675876118
>>675876185

Guys just go away. I saw this gay guy had them and don't want them anymore.
>>675870757

>>675870834
top kek

>>675876382
Hey fuck listen hear!

>>675875614
I have my hands tattooed and have fairly large plugs. I'd never get my face tattooed, but it's easy to find work. As long as they're not gang related, no one gives two fucks. You must not have a job otherwise you'd realize 70% of youngsters out there are all inked up, even the ones with jobs. Faggot NEET, try leaving your home once in a while.

>>675876672
You have plugs? Hahaha gay

>>675876605
just kidding. my grandparents are still alive, too. in their 80's now and still kicking like a mule

>>675876011
Nope, I'm perfectly straight. Honestly I dye my hair because I used to be a blonde-haired buzz-cut glasses-wearing computer-programming nerd. Now my life did a 180, I dye my hair dark brown, have contacts, gauges, and dropped all the nerdy shit and fell in with the drug crowd. Became a seller, made shit tons of money, got mixed up with harder drugs, had a heroin problem and recently got out of rehab unfortunately. I feel that I'm such a totally different person now with different interests that I prefer my current look better.

>>675876882
Actually, they're tunnels. Sorry /b/ruh.

>>675877024
Got any pictures of them?

>>675877024
>>675877181
Naked, is what I mean.

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Heres mine 20mm

>>675877086
You're thinking of heroin right now aren't you? Mmm that feel when you inject.. C'mon, buddy, you've been good. Just a little bit of heroin won't hurt. Go get some, treat yourself.

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You all need to get aids and die.

>>675877129

Has this guy ever sucked your dick? He's gay apparently!
>>675870757

>>675877520
Look at that sexy shoulder fat Mmm cut this OP off a slice

prepare to look like an idiot...nuff said

>>675877181
>>675877337
maybe. maybe not. maybe if you'd ask nicer, certain things would be presented to you.

>>675876672
Bet you work at a coffee shop or similar

>>675878195
I didn't mean naked, that was somebody else being hilarious. I just meant cosy pictures.

>>675877951
No it's not "nuff said" as we are enjoying saying more about how much of a faggot tunnel wearers are.
Also you're on par with them saying "nuff said"

stick it in ur ass nigga

>>675877571
I was forced into rehab asshole, I don't intend on quitting and have not quit. Talk about it all you want, I'm already actively using so it doesn't affect me.

>>675871930
You're correct. You definitely are a faggot.

>>675869709
Necrosis, have fun getting them stitched back to normal u impatiant faggot

>>67586970
Use a pistol.

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>>675877939
Fuck off im not that fat

>>675877951
>>675878666

Nothing needs to be said with this picture in the thread:
>>675870757

>>675878722
How does it feel being so weak willed you let a substance control your life so you can escape reality for a while.
You're a weak piece of shit and an embarrassment to humankind.

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>>675877939

>>675878873
Fucking disgusting. Don't ever post that shit without warning again you heartless cunt

>>675879083
I wouldn't know. It doesn't control my life, I'm still attending courses at my college, and I'm doing just fine. Not weak willed, I just enjoy something apparently you don't.

>>675879128
tits or gtfo

have fun getting a blow out fag just pierce your ears stretch over time and wear fake tapers

>>675879437
Its a flash tunnels thred so no need to show tits fuck off

>>675879128
more please?

>>675870143
Top fucking kek. Only correct answer on here.

>>675879792
Cant im at a party

>>675879893
well youre beautiful! thanks!

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>>675879720
nobody cares what you think this thread is about. tits or gtfo, faggot

>>675880091
Maybe in like 10 mins its weird to go to the bathroom again now

>>675880077
You fucking disgusting beta cunt, you should be sent back in time to Auschwitz.

>>675879128
you should go for the 100% marxist full sleeve tattoo and trouble glasses because you're already half there and living in someone elses home

>>675880560
Yeah living in my moms house

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>>675879128
Oh, and I know you guy's are into weird stuff. So here's what I did while I was in here.

>>675881154
Thanks

>>675881154
Ewww I thought you were hot, not anymore.

>>675881386
Wasnt me

>>675881386
Girls poop too virgin, just thought I'd share

>>675873776
>An ear piercing is like $10. If you do not have $10 you should get a job before you gauge your ears.

Because you sure as fuck won't be able to get on afterwards. Enjoy minimum wage bruh

>>675881580
This

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>>675880448
no its not

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>>675881559
Fuck off again

>>675881813
But it stinks in there too. Im going to have to wait until the smell clears from my droppings

>>675881836
Yo bitch anymore pictures of yo shit?

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>>675881980
Kek you really have a problem with me

>>675882234
i feel really uneasy when i dont see dem tatas

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>>675870143
This. So much this.

>>675882234
Hey pussy bitch I ain't waitin no longer let this chocolate nigger see those tight chocolate logs from yo white ass cheeks

>>675882446
Prove youre a nigger fag

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>>675882446
Oh ok. But only since you asked so nicely.

Dads house, November last year.

>>675882592
I aint provin shit to you little cracker ya'll never seen a black guy usin a laptop before?

>>675882659
Aww hell no! Little red shiting hood done gone did it again I ain't seen shit that fine from a white girl in all my years damn

>>675882904
No

>>675878873
>>675881154
>>675882659

Those came from that. Fap ruined. That's enough 4chan for tonight. Fuck /b/....

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>>675883128
>>675884400

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>>675884557

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If you keep bumping maybe ill post some tits after i finnish this

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>>675884956
For tits.

>>675869709
You young tiny fagget totally underestimate the strength of human skin. Better get back to what you actually enjoy, that is sticking a dick into your ass.

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>>675884956
For breasts.

>>675873605
This is what happens when you're a faggot

Hoping this is b8 if not then keep on you're going to tear your ear and hopefully get a serious infection this type of stupidity needs to be pulled out before it grows.

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>>675884956
For boobs.

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>>675884956
For nipples

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>>675884956
For glory.

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>>675885559
Just a little bit more and i feel like youre calling me fat

>>675869709
Enjoy not being able to have earrings for the rest of your life

>>675879128
Does your name start with a C?

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>>675884956
I've ran out of names

>>675886026
Nope

>>675885888
Checked, now extinguish that cigarette young lady

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>>675885888
Don't be so sensitive, I just happen to have a collection of fat faces. Here, have a midget.

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>implying i read anything above

im just here for some Tits

Jesus Christ what the fuck happened in here? This is the weirdest thread I've read in a long time on b.

>>675885888
God damn you smexy gurl xx <3 wish i could penerate you hehe

>>675879128
wow plz more

>>675879128
perfect size god damn

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Here they are i dont care if youre dissapointed they are my tits and i just love them

>>675886743
Wish I could shoot a flare gun down your throat.

>>675878873
Give me more of that sexy ass or i go mad!

>>675885888
would worship

>>675886924
Everything in you is just fucking hot, period!

>>675886924
aww pajamas so cute

>>675886924
Fucking nice. Now pull those pants down.

>>675886924
Im inlove

>>675869709
I have found dumb fucks like you on the streets and acted all blown away and shit because it sounds like the neatest thing in the god damn world.

Then i take a god damn pad lock and slip it on their massive hoops.

Who's the dumb fuck now nigger?

>>675886924
can you plz pull the pajamas down a lil and show ass

>>675879128
wow. could you pull the panties down also?

>>675887322
Show ass first

>gauges
REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>675886924
You're hot. Except for your ears that look like they're gonna rip any second.

>>675886924
glad i didnt abandon thread

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>>675886924

Show all Seven (7) Holes plz

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>>675886924
Aye bby girl u got kik??

>>675887275
You because you wasted however much money or time getting the lock and going through the trouble of putting it on my ear when all I have to do is get as pair of bolt cutters and cut the fucking thing off.

>>675879128
Very fuckable hun.. these 12yr olds dont know what a nice piece of ass is yet.. id bend you over in a heartbeat and make you scream my name

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>>675887571

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1ewTiXzfsE

>>675886924
Ass plz you are awesome

>>675886924
Can you do naked?

>>675880077
beta fag detected

>>675888388
lol you are beta fag yourself thinking you cant compliment ppl without wanting something off them.

>>675880077
Damn, nice trip dubs

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>>675869709
some dude in a neighboring town had those. He hopped out his semi and caught it on the lock knob and ripped half his fuckin face off

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Damn. All these dubs and trips
>>675870455
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>>675888388
Virgin fag detected!!

>>675888110
Woow thats a totally nice ass but im watching a movie with my best friend now so i ant maybe make a thread tomorrow

>>675886924
smokin' hot 10

>>675869709
Body piercer bro here.

Just buy some tapers on eBay for less than $5 for a pack.
Do it slowly, your you'll fuck up your ear.
Don't go straight to 8-10mm
Start out small, very small.
You piece of shit

>>675871930
you look like sandnigger Peter Griffin

>>675888674
Fuck....well have a great night cutie, wish i meet you at some dark alley and have my fun with you hehe such a great body ugh xx <3

>>675888674
Just go take another shit and grab a photo before you curl one out.

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>>675869709
Either this is bait or you must be autistic

>>675888905
I hope one day you have to watch your children die.

>>675886924
thank you, but going to need a timestamp

>>675886924
damn you sexy girl, got skype or snap? add me
>gstoka

>>675888110
Wtf you actually did it. Kinda nice ass tho im straight no h-homo sir