Handegg is game for fags who wants to be touched by a fat dude wearing tights

>>675865036
2nd that

>>675864825
I hate american Football but to be fair its called football because the egg is one foot long

>>675865036
soccer is a game for whiny fags who cry to the refs if they get touched. if youre going argue about sports at least pick rugby so you dont seem like a total pussy

In soccer, if contact is made, they fall over and whine for some doucher to hold up a yellow card. get off your high horse, you fifa-fucking grass fairies

Football is played worldwide, you only require a ball and a bunch of friends. American football needs shit ton of armor, an egg, be tall and strong. Obviously football is the best

>>675866486
Only need armour if your a bitch

American football has an average of 11 minutes of ball action, football has 67 minutes. No way you fat fucks entertain with that egg simulator

It's not called football, its soccer. and its not called american football, its just called football

>>675866733
So hand egg is for bitches

>>675864825
soccer is european and south american and all europeans are faggots and south americans are turd people therefore real football is better.

>>675866925
What? No

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i guess the best one would be whichever generates the most revenue from ticket sales/tv licensing/concessions/ad sales.

fundamentally we're talking about guys running around getting points for putting the ball in a specific xy coordinate within a specific section of the rectangular grass/turf so other than the money question i dont see anything relevant to he considered if we are actually talking objectively and not arguing based on whichever we may have been conditioned to prefer as children

>>675867010
In america

i got an idea


who fucking cares, watch whatever the fuck u want

>>675867157
Fuck off brainy

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>>675866486
That's like saying Suzuki is better than Lamborghini because it's cheaper. One is badass, the other one crashes on the tiniest hit.

>>675865842
11 inches <> 1 foot.

>>675867309
are you crazy!? This is the internet! Someone has to be wrong!

Football is cheaper, needs more skills and popular worldwide.

>>675867157
This guy gets it.

>>675866925
>2 hour matches with no goals and minimal exciting parts
Play a game that isn't just pass and hope for a red card

Super bowls: 130mill views
World cup: 3.5bill views

>>675868164
Are you kidding? Watch the classico between barça and madrid

>>675867157
By this ideology one direction is one of the best music groups ever.

>>675864825
I'm fine with being called handegg. Especially means I get to call you FIFAball.

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>>675869031
yep. any other would mean that peoples opinions actually matter more than money does.

if you believe that youre lying to yourself.

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>>675867780
>needs more skill
Well memed

The one on the right is a rugby

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>>675869611
Stay edgy kid. Enjoy the weekend

>>675868547

español detected

soccer takes more skill. end of story.

>>675866085
NFL turn based sport is super gay

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>>675869821
stay missing the point fgt

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>>675870089
No point missed. You're just a retard

>>675866486
Bet you'd struggle to find a ball between u and ur mates.

we still have soccer (football, whatever) here in america

just went to a union game last sunday, was a good time

>>675864825
I hearby officially suggest renaming American "football" to "handegg"

>>675864825
Football is 85 mins of tiki-taka and 5 mins of shots that may or may not go in
Handegg is 85 mins of ads and 5 mins gameplay

>>675864825
>egg
That's a ball, not an egg. You don't call it a soccer sphere.

>>675870872
Ayy lmao

>>675870748
>American here
How about we just rename American Football as "Brain-Damage-Inducing Activity of Retarded Pig-Chucking"?

>>675870872
Soccer is good for napping.

>>675870953
in all technicality a ball is normally a sphere shaped object.

>>675871417
ball1

bôl/

noun

1.

a solid or hollow sphere or ovoid, especially one that is kicked, thrown, or hit in a game

Ok, I'm about to end this and say the soccer(football) is way better
>takes more skill
>what's harding with control something with your hands or feet?
>football games are boring as hell, I rather watch fucking baseball
>football games are basically 10 minutes of ACTUAL gameplay and the rest are commercials and music/cheerleaders/other events
>its more of an entertainment
>you guys need cheerleaders to keep the crowd entertained
>when ever you go to a superbowl party just realize how many people are on their phones
>its boring
>american football crowds don't even compare to soccer crowds so don't even get me started
>soccer is more entertaining to watch because you are anxious to see who will score next and the best part is how the crowd reacts
>i'm an american

>>675871945
harder to control* (typo)

>>675870018
Fuck off pussy

>>675871945
Besiktas fans are the loudest crowd ever, there's a wiki page on that lol

>>675871847
Shits getting pretty realistic

Go Rugby

Handegg is a joke that went way too far.

Dear Sports Lovers:
There are three sports being discussed here.
The first is soccer, in which everyone but two people pretend to be double amputees.
The second is bodymash, in which everyone tries to make each other double amputees, but lacks the power to actually do so.
The third is handegg, where specialized protective gear is needed because the players certainly are capable of accomplishing the former goal.

>>675869656
What is harder, controlling a ball with your hands or your feet?

Both suck and are played by faggots

>>675865842
you just said the football was a foot long. if its long, it is not a ball.

>>675872970
Not a sports lover here.

What is the second one referring to?

Rugby or something?

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>>675871847

I'd rather not watch a bunch of Field fairies flutter around forever, just to end 0-0.

Football is waaaaay more entertaining the only reason why it isn't more popular world wide is because every other country is either poor or don't have enough big niggers/ are total pussies.

>>675867192
Which to americans, is all there is. Oh unless they are remembering the rest-of-world-issues while having to jump out of burning world trade centres..

>>675873099
Ever tried to throw a tight spiral in a small window so others can't catch it?

I've kicked a ball away from someone before. Pretty easy.

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There is only 1 true type of Football

>>675868786
funny as fuck. When third eye finally gets allowed the game will scrub up a fair bit.

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Not fat, just an athlete with glandular problems.

>>675867054
kek

>>675868547
Hala madrid !

handegg kek'd

>>675873718
how ever tried curve a ball into the net during a free kick?
How you ever tried to juggle the ball 200+ times?
How you ever tried to power kick the ball whilst its 1 feet of the ground?
How you ever tried to kick the ball into the net while being behind the net?
How you ever tried to kick the ball from halfway out?

>>675867114
Murica'

>>675872953
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ECoR__tJNQ

>>675874285
>>>675873718 (You)
>how ever tried curve a ball into the net during a free kick?
I'll give you this one. That isn't easy

>How you ever tried to juggle the ball 200+ times?
They would never do this during a game

>How you ever tried to power kick the ball whilst its 1 feet of the ground?
Yeah. It isn't that tough.

>How you ever tried to kick the ball into the net while being behind the net?
Why not pass?

> How you ever tried to kick the ball from halfway out?
Sure. Whats so though about that

>>675874378
This is why they say not to have sex the night before.

>>675864825
A war? Lmao. Why do you think it's called "American football", because that's the only place people play such play such a nigger sport.

>>675873519
lmfao

>>675874678
WTF are you on about mate

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> /thread

soccer players run much longer and have better stamina.