Get a fucking job?

This has to be some kind of joke

just kill yourself dude

>>675861501
Came for the feels m8

furry porn

>>675861775
My girlfriend left me because she liked another guy, after which her dad who is both of our bosses fired me. It was an okay paying job but the thing is that you were guaranteed money if you went up the ranks and I had already spent two years committed to that job. At least she didn't cheat, but she did spin things to make my life miserable.

I'm jobless because most of my training is useless in other fields

>>675862140

If he fired you just for that you can sue for wrongful termination

Otherwise stop being a deadbeat, get over the breakup, and find another job so you can move on with your life. That's the real issue here

Strap up and start slangin nigga

>>675861501
pawn something. like whatever electronic device you are posting from. you can't tell me you don't have something to sell.

or sell plasma.

or get another fucking job.

sell something

>>675862508
>>675862594
I don't really have anything to sell. Nobody would want any of my cheap plastic furniture. I'm posting this from a library computer.

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>>675861501
Here to help, OP.
>Buy a jar of sage
>Put sage in plastic sandwich bag
>Sell "weed" to dudebros on the street
>Tll them it's good quality mids
>Boom, 80 bucks

I used this trick in college to pay for a PS4 kek

>>675864207
How do you find the dudebros to sell to?

>>675864207
>this

>>675864207
make sure whoever your selling to is retarded

You dont own a credit card that you can go withdraw $80 cash off of??? What kind of "adult" are you???

>>675864410
Just look for the guys that look like stoners, i.e. hoodies, American Eagle.

You'll get the urge to punch them as soon as you see them. Also helps if you have actual ganja to smoke with them, lets you jack up the price a bit.

>>675861501
Needs $80 in 2 days and retards are saying get a job. Yes in the long term but he's still fucked in 2 days time isn't he you fucktards.

>>675862140
I've been fired for bs reasons. But I'm not a dumbass who wastes my money, so I had thousands in my savings to fall back on, as should everyone

>>675864410
>Movie theaters
>gas station parking lot
>bars
Fags are also naive and easy to manipulate. Just be sure not to use your real name.

$80 in two days isn't impossible. Look on Craigslist for some simple work or donate blood.

>>675862140
>I'm jobless because most of my training is useless in other fields

You need to make $80 in 2 days. You don't need any training to make this amount of money. Any minimum wage job will do.

>>675861501
Lol I make 80 in 3 hours

donate plasma. first timers get like 50 bucks their first 3 times. you can go every other day. bring your i.d.

sell drugs fampai

>>675861501
donate plasma

>>675866401
maybe he doesn't want to suck dicks for a living?

sell your stuff at a pawn store or take out a loan then get a job.

>>675866277
>80 days in 2 days
>get a part time job
>bi monthly pay

What the fuck were you even thinking mate he said 2 days not 2 weeks.

Just go suck dick OP.
Ask whoever you know for a loan.

>>675861501
Have you considered sucking dicks?

>>675861501
Donate plasma, sell something to a pawn shop or Craigslist.

>>675866756
Shiiiieet

Pickpocket some wallets.

>>675866756
anyone who doesn't needs to reevaluate their life choices

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>>675867240
Just suck 8 dicks fir ten bucks each! Profit!

>>675868001
I want to eat cats for a living

>>675861501
Rob a bank

>>675863095
Hahaha you're poor af aintcha

get a job at mcdonalds or some shit you bum

Start a gofundme page?

>>675864207
What an excellent way for OP to get the shit beat out of him.

>>675868582
>2 days
Retards

>>675861501
Kidnap someone
request ransom
Warn family not to get police involved

You dont. Kill yourself before any more pain can be done

>>675865226
The actual stoners are going to notice it's oregano. Color, smell and feel.

If some random tried this shit with me, he'd have about 4 seconds to put the money back in my hand before I take it back my self. If he were a prick about it I'd probably take his wallet too.

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>>675861501
Just the first? WTF get busy lying your way into peoples rentals and get more evictions Fucking half ass effort from another millennial

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>>675869201
>If some random tried this shit with me, he'd have about 4 seconds to put the money back in my hand before I take it back my self.

You couldn't do shit, you weak as fuck faggot.

ADMIT IT. YOU'RE UNCOORDINATED, WEAK, AND DON'T KNOW ONE GODDAMN THING ABOUT FIGHTING. FUCK YOUR GODDAMN TRASH TALK. YOU ARE SHIT AND YOU WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO DEFEND YOURSELF, BITCH.

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>>675862431
Great reply, he has plenty of time to fight back while homeless?

>>675863095
>okay paying job
no technology at home
try harder faggot

>>675862431

>Anon lost job through wrongful dismissal
>calls him a deadbeat

Fucking Americans