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Holy fucking shit

>be me
>3 days ago
>post a top quality bait on /pol/ on how I will "please allah bla bla bla (basically a terrorist threat)"
>200+ replies
>everyone still in shock after brussels

>this morning
>literally a SWAT raid on my house
>i get a gun pointed at me, they shout get down on the floor
>i had to explain to them that it was a joke, and the guy in the picture isn't even me
>had to explain that people post baits like that on 4chan to get a reaction
>they take my hard drive, told me to come get it in the morning tomorrow

They're gonna find all the fucked up shit i've been browsing on 4chan, also the endless amount of porn I have stored (no cp, i aint a pedo)

But I do have a lot of stuff from rekt threads, as well as people dying from explosions and shit, I think that alone can get me arrested.

HOW FUCKED AM I?
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>>675849977
You got dubba-dubs so that's a thing...
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>>675849977
Prove it
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>>675849977
for sure they'll tell your mom
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>>675850268
how do you want me to prove it?
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I wouldnt wory too much
Except being on the black list and a free go for the psych
Also the look of disgust from the guys when you'll be getting your hard drive
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>>675849977
Don't know if it's bait, but I'm laughing, OP.
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>>675849977
underrated thread
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>>675850158
This, show them your dub dubs
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>>675849977
You're gonna get fucked, that's for sure. Know that your rape by Tyrone and his dindus will supply us with keks.
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>>675849977
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>get arrested for 4chan gore vids and pics

lol are you a newfag to life itself?


who saves that shit on their harddrive anyway, fucking cunt i hope they make fun of you when you go to grab your shit
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bullshit.
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>>675849977
You're very fucked.

/thread
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>>675850767
Well someone has to supply the rekt threads
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atleast 0. Only a newfag would get fucked over that. Top bait.
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>>675850539
Sharpie in pooper
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>>675849977
Get what you deserve for being a little autistic piece of shit. Nice bait tho
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>>675850898
>>675850798
Tell me a way to prove it and I'll do it.
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>>675850863
Do you also had saved the banana?
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>>675849977
>But I do have a lot of stuff from rekt threads, as well as people dying from explosions and shit,

LOL I have tons of that stuff too!
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>>675851083
not op
yeah, but your drive isn't at FBI now is it?
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>>675849977
well done brother, we will get those dirty nonbelievers
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>>675850539
Cut for dubs!!
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op. you dun went and fucked up
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>>675849977

>post b8 about posting b8

4chans tactics have evolved
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>>675849977
I just the love the thought of you trying to explain to Bubba in jail why you got thrown in there, man you're not gonna like prison.
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>>675849977
This didn't happen.
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OP here.
Genuine question, can I get arrested because of all the rekt stuff I saved?

I don't think they care about the terrorist threat (because of the fact that I'm white, most likely)

Jesus fuck I won't be able to sleep tonight.

Also hoping they won't force me go to some psychiatric place, fuck my parents would disown me.
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lol, dumbass,
you should know better.
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>>675851965
No. Unless you did it.
You have nothing to worry about OP.
You're good.
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Fake and gay
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>>675850744
NICE!
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>>675851965
lol theyll probably just tell you to go fuck yourself for being an autistic cunt. most of the time they just dont even check cuz theyre lazy cunts like you.

all of those images are easily found on the web just by googling it.
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>>675851561
>inb4 exzibit
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>>675850744
nicceeee
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>>675851965
Like legit there are federal laws against watching fatality videos, especially if they're underage.
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>>675851502
>>675850812
how?
how new are ya'll to internet?
even if this wasnt bait (which it is of course) the fbi would never arrest someone for gore porn, and only a fuckin retard would believe otherwise
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>>675849977
Dubdubs checked.

Some security weenie is assigned to monitor /pol/? I find that a bit hard to believe.
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>>675852522
lol
yeah op youre done for, listen to this guy who knows everything about law and the internet. just an hero right now so you dont go to jail
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>>675851965
>thinking they dont arrest "white" terrorists
i think you've been baiting /pol/ a little too long mang
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>>675852713
its fucking bait lol. he got swatted "somehow" just by posting a fake threat. i can do that too and nobody will give a jack
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>>675850900
this
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This is now a dubs thread.
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This bait is some inception type stuff
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>>675851965
when you go to pick that shit up they will deff give you dirty looks and you are a degenarate, but what law have you broken? None, free speech motherfucker.
If they were feeling super spiteful tho they could always tell "leak it to" the news and tarnish your rep pretty fucking bad, but that isn't jail.
Either this or some shit i saved on how to cause a miscarrige are the worst things I have on my comp... also stuff about standing up to cultural marxists I guess. Would I want my family / friends to see it? no. Is it illegal? no
Just restart your life one state over if your fam / friends find out bro.
>Ps they probs have your IP and are monitoring this thread.
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>>675853744
haven't you ever heard of the CyberCrime bill that was passed by Obama like 2 years ago?
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>>675854031
lol
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>>675849977
Post some pics of the fucked up house after the SWAT party, otherwise nice b8.
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>>675854031
Is that the name of it?
Did it make owning rekt vids, illegal?
If his trolling shitpost gave them probable cause to arrest they'd have taken him, not just his HD and left him free to fucking rabbit.
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>>675849977
I always told that the cyber police was real, get reckt bitch nigga.
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cool mother fucking story OP
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>>675849977
if this is not bait u are a fucking idiot. I hope u get arrested and go to prison, at least there would be a retarded not cancering the society.
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>>675849977
i like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she was just so smart, you know?
like you could tell how beautiful and complex her mind was in the way that she analyzed a dick before sucking it.
like she was doing calculus on the perfect cum shot. she could make me precum a pretty much normal amount of jizz without even cumming for real. my precum would drip out her nose while she sucked and hummed my favorite song. she knew i loved that. so she would look up at me with those big doe eyes, let the cum drip out of her nose as far as she could, and then sniffle it right back into her head. and just as the song was reaching its climax, so would i.

this still gets me hard just about every time i listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
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>>675853744
It is true. i am an fbi and i see this thread
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>>675855049
agent 47's lesser cousin, agent 46
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>>675849977
Is it a crime to have rekt videos on your pc? Why would it be? Why is porn illegal? I do not see reasons. P.S if you have isis execution vids on there, you are fucked.
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>>675855049
seems legit
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>>675850863
Should save that shit on external or something
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If you have no weapons or bombs in your house you're good but I think you'll still get some trouble.
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Don't worry OP, 10 years is the least you'll do. jails pretty fun tbh
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>>675849977
another case of dumbfuck deserved it.
>dumbfuck deserved it
>what is a proxy.html
>nigger
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>>675849977
Let me guess, you made this post intentionally so they can find and read this and go "oh look, he really is a stupid troll"
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>>675849977
This is what you get, when you meeeeess with usss
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checkem
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>>675850767
yeah, i always save that stuff on my icloud. best way! just so easy and secure and quick to access
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>>675856496
>icloud
>secure
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>>675850900

dubs have spoken
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>>675856496
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>>675857019
dude, that was clearly a bait
can u even
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>>675856496
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what an hero
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Look on the bright side you still had that image saved somewhere
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