Waifu claiming thread. Version 4.04
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Tenryuu claimed
I'm still awaiting a certain document from a certain waifu to a certain topic.
http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/characters/13/121373.jpg MEINE FUCK FACES
>>675840916
How does that work?
Best pats claimed
>>675840935
Michiru claimed
>Still looking for the exit
Mine beutiffulll Waifu
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>Am I slow enough?
>>675840880
>>675841029
My great aunt's 90 year birthday. Also at a fine resturant so have to get out the nice clothes.
>>675841234
>linking images
>on an imageboard
what
>>675840540
>>675840916
Alright. All farm animal fuckers, and cute hand fuckers. Sorry I forgot to include your beautiful kind in that
>>675840740 rolling with some luscious ass hair? I'vekeept my hair short for my whole life. So I can't relate to letting it dry.
>>675840713
For your cough, lemon and water
For your net. Bubble gum, ductape, safety pins, and thumb tacs are your friend
Sanya Claimed
Cozy reporting in
>>675841234
>>>>>>>>>>>>mal
>>>/reddit/
Sup
Shiro claimed.
>>675839517
>Eune
I'm so sorry to hear that.
>>675840302
>But
>Ruri is for cuddling and marrying
>>675839559
Haven't heard it, Tats.
It's pretty good
>And I'd appreciate any more recommendations you could give
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ooj6pEd6YM
Best waifu ever
>>675841365
2slow
>>675841398
Im 76% tea and lemons right now
>>675841398
Luscious golden locks. Not too long, just about the same length as Miss Pauling's.
Where's the EMPEROR?
Ayy
The beach is shit
>claimed
>>675841455
To be fair, I have an mal account as well.
It makes it easy to keep track of what and how much I have watched.
>>675841110
So close!
>>675841242
By the way, how did things work out with the painting issue?
>>675841557
Hey Ruri, how's it going today?
>>675841886
Galko is getting merch
>>675841834
>2slow
Just following Doctor Tenryuu's orders
>>675841455
If it was reddit he would've attached a shitty imgur link.
>>675841557
You mean general recs or NMH related?
>>675841953
Only a minute off.
>>675841203
So wichtig?
>>675841516
Hallo Shiro
>>675841834
suısıɐɹ ƃuıʞɔnɟ
>claiming yume
>>675841365
Best waifu, coming through
>>675841953
Well the court date is set, so we will see him soon.
>>675842020
Seems fun
>>675842130
>
Obligatory claim.
>>675842130
So wichtig. Wichtiger als das herausfinden der aerodynamischen Eigenschaften von Prozessoren.
Best German CV claimed
>>675841886
Who is this character?
>>675842020
This is what your asshole feels like when you take a small shit, so there's no reason to whipe. SO YOU FUCKING THINK but apparently that small piece of shit rubs itself all over your asshole and dries, resulting in a very itchey asshole. So itchy that it makes you think you're either part sandpaper, or sitting ln a cactus
>>675841990
That is the cutest thing in the universe, holy shit
>>675841739
Hi Hanako!
>>675842136
>
>>675841203
The stethoscope is a delicate tool that must be used with certain precautions to fully grasp the patient's condition. While using a stethoscope, the user must apply the tool to their ears and set it up in a comfortable position. Once that is done, adjust the tension of the earpiece to your liking to alleviate any prolonged discomfort while the tool is used throughout the examination. After the set up is complete, the user must decide on which body part they will survey. Depending on the spot, the patient may need to sit up or lay down. Doing this allows the user to hear the sounds of the heart, lungs, or bowels clearly.
While using the stethoscope the user may come across a situation where either the bell or diaphragm is needed to hear. The bell is used for low-pitch hearing, while the diaphragm is better for medium or high-pitched sounds. In order to avoid any infractions, have the patient remove their shirt if the heart or lungs needs to be examined.
While examining the heart position the diagram on the left side of the chest near the 4th and 6th ribs. Once that is done have the patient breath normally for one full minute. The user should hear the systolic and diastolic heart pattern which commonly sound like "lub-dub". Sounds other than "lub-dub" can be considered abnormal and should be taken in consideration for the health of the patient.
That's all I have so far Doc.
>>675841990
I am fully aware
>>675841954
Hi Atago
>>675842364
Hi Handman
>>675842484
Hi Graf
A waifu so nice, I'll claim her twice.
>>675842572
You can always get huge, right?
>>675842572
Hi!
>>675842364
Hello Hand-kun
I'm running out to buy some cute new socks, see you guys later.
>>675842364
Hey hand-kun, what's up qt3.14?
>>675842681
>That's all I have so far Doc.
There's more?
But so far pretty good. Just like what i learned.
>Claimed, so nice
>>675842750
Yes!
I'll drink more milk and I'll train more!
>
Also, how you doing Atago?
>>675842946
cya Ms. Pauling!
>>675842691
Heyo Galko, hope you're doing well.
>>675842849
Hey Shiki, been a while since we talked. You doing good?
>>675842969
Not much man, just hanging out right now. Enjoying my Friday. You?
>>675842484
Heyo, Graf.
>>675843140
Ugly fuck :(
>>675843025
>WoWs?....Please?...
>>675842130
Ahoy Yume! Alles fit heute abend?
>>675842286
Keep us updated! How much money are we talking, btw?
>>675842572
I also have a bearded version.
>>675841953
Heyo Shiro, glad to have you around again.
I'm alright, feeling way better from last night.
>Doing good?
>>675842092
I'd mainly ask for NMH related, but I'll take anything consider to be "good", no worries.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUdiq0ZHsjw
>>675843140
Great claim, anon.
>>675842364
Heyo again, hand buddy.
>Sorry about last night, I got a pretty heavy headache out of nowhere
>>675843368
But first get a repair, then we play together.
>>675843224
>how you doing
Pan-Paka-Paaan~
>>675843294
Yeah, had easter holliday the last week and spent it visiting friends and catching up on anime/vns.
Also tried my hand at setting up machine translation but too much hassle for broken english.
>>675843578
Wilco!
>>675843380
>bearded version
Imposing. No one could tell you're Shiro with that beard
>>675843579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBYxPsvbEIg
I'm also happy because I found a piece of music I was looking for today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJILhqIJ0S4
>>675843380
Ach naja geht nicht gut und nicht schlecht alles ok soweit
Bin aber am überlegen ob ich den Grimgar Soundtrack kaufe aber noch unentschlossen
>>675843025
Since I mentioned lungs and bowels I was thinking why not add those in there. Maybe blood pressure if I really get into it.
>Also hello to everyone in the thread.
>>675843438
Heyo, Ruri. Hope you're feeling better, buddy.
>Don't worry about it, glad you got some extra sleep.
>>675843627
Nice, hope you had a good time doing that. Yeah, translators can be a bit of a pain. Thankfully everyone in this thread can speak English, so I'm not that worried. And you won't find many people here not speaking English anyway.
Up to anything right now?
>>675843294
I'm doing ok. You?
>>675844043
Hello
My wifu is spidey
>>675842691
Ohayo Gaiko ! Nice pictures on telegram !
>>675843294
Guten Tag Hando-kun !
How was your day !?
>>675841990
One of the few cases a Nendo actually works pretty well.
>>675844237
You sad fuck :(
>>675844066
I meant for visual novels, there's I'm interested in which will likely never be translated, so I wanted to try automatic translation.
Now I'm just playing some wows
>>675843380
Around 600 euros from the dammages and everything, but that might rise.
Pluss im mostly doing it because one of my family members just finished school and became a lawyer, so she wanted an simple case for a start.
Holy crap my net is failing badly, if this keeps up thats it gor me today
>>675843438
Doing great! I have a 4 day weekend and will probably disregard all the productive things I am supposed to do and spend the days sleeping and playing.
>>675843826
Who but Shiro could possibly have such a cute and fluffy beard?
>>675843978
Was ist bitte Grimgar?
>>675844604
hai to gensou no grimgar
der anime meiner waifu
>>675844179
Happy to hear it, I'm doing okay. Thanks for asking.
Just trying to enjoy my Friday, up to anything?
>>675844251
It's been good, drinking some coffee right now and relaxing. Thanks for asking, man. You?
>>675844497
Ahh, alright. You'd think they would get translated quicker, always a bitch to deal with.
Hope that's going well.
>Still lurking a bit
>Where the fuck is he?
I might go grab a coffee or something while I wait
So sleepy...
>>675843438
Okay then. Try any of these.
Pixies, Of Montreal, Modest Mouse, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, The Olivia Tremor Control, The Apples in Stereo, Please the Trees.
And if you want post-hipster and /mu/core you could always try
Radiohead, Talking Heads, Slint, Animal Collective, Godspeed You! Black Emperor and American Football.
That's all I have, hope it helps discover something you'd enjoy.
>>675843936
>I found a piece of music I was looking for
One of the best feelings known to man. Also, nice music
By the way, it's been some time since the last time I asked, but, is your foot fully healed?
>>675844604
>Who but Shiro could possibly have such a cute and fluffy beard?
You're absolutely right, my bad. I never though facial hair could look cute in a waifu. I guess I was terribly wrong
>erushi craimed
>>675844769
Drink the shit out of that coffee, friendo.
I'm sure he's just late.
>>675844251
Thanks, I try.
>>675844763
I'm at this beach right now, I was looking for snakes in the dunes but I gave up.
>>675844769
>inb4 he said he'd be there in 5 minutes
>Best sadistic grapple goddess claimed
>Filenames different on my phone
>Tfw my underlings at work keep fucking up and making more work for me
>Might post pictures of their fuckups
>>675844910
I think so, been out for a couple of jogs since then, like today where I had the best kind of rain.
>>675845081
Alright, sucks that you couldn't find any. Hope you're having some fun at the beach. I'd probably be looking for turtles or something.
>>675845366
Heyo, Juri.
>>675845048
Thanks friend. Just got back and i'm glad I got it now. Maybe he's just running late, or blew a tire or something
>>675845203
You're not even wrong kek
I think... it's time for me to leave. I'm pretty tired, so I think I'll fall asleep soon.
See you guys around.
P.S here's my waifu's theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2DSESxxBIQ
>>675845390
Jogging under the rain is great. Was it a drizzle, or more serious rain? I mean, there's the risk of catching a cold, but it's a risk worth taking
Superior autism claimed!
Also,
>>675841466
Good evening, friend!
>>675842136
Guten Abend, Freund!
>>675845758
Heya, bud!
>>675845883
Nice, bet you are. Yeah, probably. Things like that typically happen.
>>675845988
Heyo, you doing good?
>>675845966
Light drizzle, some of my favorite running weather. It's also nice how all runners greet each other and say nice trip when it's raining.
>>675845928
Good night
>>675845966
Forgot pic
>>675845928
Good night!
>And that's a nice song
>>675845883
I've used the same excuse countless times
Then he'll be there in... 30 minutes maybe
>>675845883
Did you watch this till the end?
https://youtu.be/NEPRfEFMS5Y
>>675844043
I see you learned. You found out what i learned. Ok, you can use it.
But apart from this topic i had a pretty good day. Could be worse.
>>675844789
Try a whole package of sleeping pills.
>>675845928
Bye
>>675845928
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>675846223
Yup, yup. Just mentally tired, 's all. How are you?
>>675844833
>Pixies, Of Montreal, Modest Mouse, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, The Olivia Tremor Control, The Apples in Stereo, Please the Trees.
I'll check these first, thank you!
>Already listening to Modest Mouse, I hope It's good to start
>>675844066
I'm better, thank you.
>It's amazing how a bit of extra sleep helped out so much.
How are you, hand buddy?
>No more chest pains?
>>675846293
Hola denuevo, Emi!
>De casualidad, hace mucho calor ahora mismo en España?
>Aquí nos freímos, hehe.
>>675844538
Great idea, especially since you can have him pay for your relative as well.
>>675844747
Ach doch, davon hab ich gehört. Wenig gutes, aber immer etwas.
>>675844910
There are occasionally threads for that on /c/.
>>675845988
>88
Grüß Gott, Kamerad! How are you doing today?
>>675845758
It's fine, I'm just waiting for my friend to realize he's not going to catch a shark so I can go home.
>>675845928
Goodnight
>>675846293
Hi Emi
>>675846702
Doing quite well, except for a family dinner-halfday. We spent 8 fucking hours, it was hell. A boring hell, at that.
Wie geht's dir?
>>675845366
What's up!
>>675846702
anime is recht gut die musik ist überragend
und natürliche meine waifu
aber ziemlich mit ass focus obwohl ich doch auf beine stehe :(
>>675846683
The Olivia Tremor Control and The Apples in Stereo are probably the best start for you.
>>675846223
>>675846293
Good news: He's on his way!
Bad news: He ran out of gas halfway through the drive to pick up the pizza. He'll be here soon! I owe him gas money
>>675846321
Yup! I finished it last night. This dude is fucking crazy
>Mfw when he's naked at the end
Priceless
>>675845928
Goodnight! Sleep well!
>>675844763
>>675845048
>Coffee
Crying cause whole family in my home ...
>Sr for late respond
>>675846251
>Light drizzle
A great running weather, indeed, there are fewer people outside and everything looks so different. It's like being somewhere else. Very liberating
>It's also nice how all runners greet each other
Well, we know how important support and motivation are, and we share common goals, so it's like we know each other. It's beautiful
>>675846683
¡Hola otra vez, Ruri!
Sí, desde hace un par de días hace más calor, entre 25 y 30C, las playas están llenas
>Odio el calor :'(
>>675846702
>There are occasionally threads for that on /c/.
I only visited /c/ to keep a thread alive, I might check out more often, I'm curious now
>What could come out of there?...
Well crap. My net is gone (posting from phone now).
I tink this is a sign for me to go to sleep, but i might return later if it doesnt go as planned.
>>675847147
Well, at least now you know what happened. And the pizza is on its way!
>gas money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DIJhO8G1_0
>>675847486
Good night just in case then!
>>675845390
>>675845758
Good to see you both again
Sorry for the late replies
>These street rat underlings of mine
>How hard is it to pull a pallet out of a fucking truck
>Kinda upsetti
>Oh well
>They don't make nearly as much as me
>And they wonder why with performance like this
>>675847147
Personal favorite moments was the one where a whore pisses in his mouth and the one where he shoves a banana up his ass and throws it at the audience.
>>675846894
Sorry, meant to quote you and got the other anon by mistake
>Juri
>>675846340
Sounds great, glad it wasn't terrible for you.
>Could be worse
I live by those words everyday.
>>675847486
See ya soon.
>>675846552
Ah, physically tired over here. Doing okay, just hanging out. Thanks for asking, buddy.
>>675846683
Glad to hear it, Ruri-kun.
>I'm doing fine, no worries.
>Glad you got some sleep.
>>675846761
Kek, I'd imagine a shark would come to him if he wears bright colors. That's typically what causes sharks to encounter (attack) humans is when they mistake them for fish.
>>675847147
Glad to hear it, man. Hope y'all enjoy that pizza and shit.
>>675847221
Sorry to hear that, man. That must be noisy. Get yourself some coffee, my person of color.
>>675847486
Alright man, goodnight. Sleep warm and well.
>>675847756
Reminds me of how employees from places like Mc. Donalds complain about how they should be making 15 bucks an hour.
They think what they're doing is worth that much, topkek. Show those underlings who's boss.
I'd let her slap my balls around
>>675848074
>her
>>675846881
Sounds fun! Was at least the food good?
Also, did you actually spend 8 hours eating like a Roman?
>>675846966
Hmm, auch nicht mein bevorzugter Fokus, aber 12 Folgen kann man sich ja mal antun.
>>675847240
There is a thread right now!
I'll post something really quick, so it's on page 1.
>>675847486
Sleep well!
>>675847861
Hehe, you're starting to sound like your waifu! That may or may not be a good thing.
>>675848199
Yeah baby, Eiger from SR: Dragonfall... my kind of woman.
>>675848254
Nah, we ate for like 1 hour. Then we spent 7 hours in a cramped apartment, doing literally NOTHING. SO boring. Ugh. Well, well.
>>675848074
>her
>>675848434
well, troll, sure, but hey I'm into women who can bend me over
>>675848605
Whatever floats your boat anon
>>675848045
I don't think the shark would be able to see him through the murky water honestly.
>this beach is disgusting
>>675848406
From shadowrun eh? I guess that explains it more but she still looks quite manly tbh. Is she an ork or a troll?
Dio-sama...
>>675841321
Who Is this? I see her pop up once and awhile
>>675848794
Oh, sorry to hear that man. That might be why there are no snakes hanging around, pollution and what not.
>>675848254
>That thread
There is a god. I've even saved pics and I don't know why. Thanks Shiro, you da best!
>The Mega Milk girl with beard
>My sides
Jesus claimed
>>675849001
You're always cursed to be one off.
>>675849155
I took the opportunity to post a Shiki request too
>>675849115
I heard from people living around here that there's a lot of snakes.
On that note I'm gonna start looking again, so I'll be back soon.
>>675847601
Looks like tonight isnt a total bust anymore heh
>I fucking love those vines.
>>675847830
>Banana
That reminds me of a story my friend told me when he lived in Japan.
During his 2nd year in the Military he was sent to Okinawa Japan for a few months doing training. During his weekends he would go to this bar and there was something called a "Banana Show".
Turns out its this 70 year old stripper who puts a raw Banana up her vagina and then gives it to some unsuspecting Solider who eats it.
Guess which friend ate the banana?
>>675848045
Thanks Hand-kun. Appreciate it
>>675848254
>>675849586
>>675849155
>mfw I started this
Here's the thread link
>>>/c/2621873