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>>675834554
Dont do it
Hey bro what's up
>>675834723
fuck off faggot
kys
>>675834554
Don't do it
>>675834770
Hey
Do an Yamcha.
gay
>>675834783
No, you fuck off, he aint you bitch
is op even here ?
>>675834825
What the plan bro
You are awaited in Valhalla, OP.
Don't do it :(
>>675834554
would you gift me DarkSouls III before trying anything harsh?
I would like to talk with you about it, I dont think you need to be in a hurry anon
[email protected]
>>675834903
may be the wrong OP.
>>675834903
yes
>>675834919
stream suicide tonight. Knife through heart.
Do it, take a pic and post it
>>675835063
what time op
off to valhalla, shiny and chrome
>>675835128
you want him to kill himself and then take a pic?
Where u streaming
>>675835063
Write time on that shit.
fake
>>675834554
get a clear jar. put two tablespoons of salt in it. put 1 tablespoon of baking soda in it. fill the 2/3 of the jar with ammonia and 1/3 with bleach. drop about 5 pennies in there and blow bubbles in the jar. blow bubbles until you feel dizzy (5-10 min).
>>675834554
If you even plan to do it please read this OP
I know my shit and you want to leave a pretty body so that means you dont eat for about 12 hours and you need to empty your stomach because otherwise you will become a fucking shit sponge, dont make a mess out of your life and dont make your family pay for it, its a shame to clean stuff like that and scrape someone off the floor
shiny and chrome
dont do it, think about ur family and ur few friends!
PS: Can u post where do u stream ?
OP never delivers.
this is 4chan you retards.
>>675835591
spot the newfag
>>675835591
>don't do it
> ps. Where u gonna stream it
TOP KEK
OP delivers sometimes. just never when it comes to suicide.
>>675835654
Yep
>>675835200
Around 9-10 for me its 4:50pm so about 3 hours from now.
>>675835241
See you on the flip side
>>675835252
kek
>>675835334
okay
>>675835654
whatever man
>>675835591
kek'd
OP is it true you will stream on twitch?
>>675835063
How the knife sitch bro what you using
>>675835063
if you are here you stupid little son of a bitch then read what I have to say because you didn'T reply in the last thread you stupid faggot
Have you ever considerd getting your shit together ? like seriously
you want to kill yourselfe because you may not pass this schoolyear, your parents are fucking strict and your ex gf is a stupid lil cunt who left you ?
I have no right to judge you, and I know how hard school life can be (I am in school myselfe and lets say I am not the most enthusiastic student)...do you really see not a singel way out of your miserable situation ?
>>675835923
Don't do it. Seriously. People care about you and there is so much more to the tiny world that you've experienced.
Give us a link to where it's gonna be at.
>>675835923
can you at least explain why?
>>675836101
not everyone feels the way you do, get over it and let him be
respect the feels
>>675834980
wow, such a poorfag you're asking a suicidal guy for money. You should be the one killing yourself imo
where are you gonna steam it?
>>675836227
Because of Muslims invading my country
>>675836344
dubs of (sad) truth
>>675836344
perhaps i can be of some assistance?
>>675836318
what
>>675836236
he is fucking 18 years old
I LIVE
>>675836008
no twitch does not allow this. I'm think Maybe That thing called tinychat
>>675836101
Okay?
>>675836140
reused joke fuck off
>>675836227
school life. home life. relation ship life. social life.
>>675836276
hey thats me
>>675836318
no
>>675836344
then give them hell, why die alone when you could kill them and die with honor?
>>675834554
At least hack my friends facebook for me. I want:
His password
His email
His phone number
Basically everything you can find
>>675836699
I DIE
>>675836535
Hitler?
OP here I couldn't wait
>>675836717
That's how they reason. You're not a Muslim, are you?
>>675836701
tbh i dont think anywhere alowes streaming of suicide
>>675836683
how does that change anything?
you dont know him at all maybe he is just as grown up as you regarding mental complexity
>>675836701
Not joking. Killing yourself really is not the answer, but I doubt 2 sentences on the internet are gonna convince you. SO let me watch faggot.
>>675836883
I LIVE AGAIN
>>675836914
and yet shit like this happens
>>675836535
The Führer has returned...! Give them hell, Mein Leader. We will follow you until death.
SHINY AND CHROME!
>>675836916
I am sorta grown up. I'm still a kid though. I didnt want to grow up. and I am just as fucked up as the rest of you guys
>>675836701
die alone you stupid litte worthless piece of...dog poop
you are the biggest asshole if you make your loved ones suffer like this.....my grandmothers father and brother both commited suicide and now like at last 50 years late she still thinks about it and crys about it...you don't even deserve to have the choice
>>675836973
VALHALLA!!!!
to valhalla, OP, to valhalla. your exploring the dank and dark abyss. shiny and chrome, shiny and chrome.
Do it, friend.
>>675836276
This was used in an earlier thread
It's all fake :(
>>675837273
DELIVERANCE!
>>675836916
I am younger than him
>>675837273
SHINY AND CHROME!!!
>>675836701
>school life. home life. relation ship life. social life.
You know you could always send everyone to hell and start as someone new?
Instead of that just fucking forget your past and became the one you want to be, look it like this, start doing some excercise, plan who you want to be and save some money, after 1 month you should be able to go anywhere you want and start a new life as anyone, fuck you want to be Many Pardo in Miami? Go for it, theres no limit anon, only you can stop you
>>675836957
roll
>>675837273
OP IS AWAITED!!
>>675837452
VALHALLA!!!
VALHALLA!!!
VALHALLA!!!
DO IT
>>675837343
I know that
>>675837443
get the fuck off /b/
>>675837452
Shiny and chrome off to Valhalla
OP is a fag who is faking it and wont go to valhalla.
>>675837443
then i take that back, although its also possible the other way round...
tbh you could just lack the ability to understand the consequences of certain actions
>>675834554
have you ever seen fight club ?:^) you should watch it before you die
watch mad max before you die OP,
shiny and chrome.
>>675837775
so close
also Lotr while you are at it OP
>>675837587
WITNESS HIM, BROTHERS!!
spray paint your mouth silver before you an hero.
valhalla.
>>675837923
>>675837895
>>675837775
seen everything but mad max
I went to the theater with my father every time a new hobbit movie came out
Why dont do a school shooting :D
>>675838008
Only got purple
>>675838054
I don't own a gun
>>675838035
nice, although the hobbit movies were a shame to the lord of the rings trilogy imo...
will you be missed by your father/mother?
WITNESS THE GLORY OF THE OP!
OP WILL BATHE IN SHINING CHROME IN VALHALLA! DELIVERANCE! SHINING CHROME! WITNESS THE OP!
>>675838232
Depends on how they take it. They may understand my reasoning they may just blame themselves. Chances are yes.
OP wont deliver.
404 virgins will be awaiting you OP
godspeed
I will carry you to the shores of Valhalla myself.
You make doggie very happy, OP.
>>675838361
Wouldnt it just make things worse. It would be awful that they would think it was their fault you cant let that happen to them>>675838420
>>675838361
are they psychological labil? (is that a word, im no native speaker im sorry) i mean like unstable
OP will go forth unto valhalla with thy support of his 4chan brethern! TONIGHT WE WILL HONOR HIS SACRIFICE! TO VALHALLA HE GOES! SHINY AND CHROME!
>>675838659
TO VALHALLA!
>>675838609
I don't quite know. I do cut myself. I sometimes brake things and hurt myself if I am mad.
>>675838579
Good then. The bitchies deserve too.
>>675837219
Kisses
>>675834554
Don't, buy a pizza instead.
>>675838817
Youre the biggest coward ive ever met tbh
>>675838956
Pizza turns straight men gay
>>675838817
ah well i meant your parents with this post, excuse this misunderstanding
what i was trying to say is whether your parents are likely to go insane or kill themselves too when you are gone
>>675839012
I know this.
/B/ROTHERS!
THIS MAN IS MAKING A SACRIFICE TO EXPLORE THE UNKNOWN! CRACK A BEER AND DRINK TO HIS WARRIOR STATUS! TO VALHALLA HE WILL ROAM! TO VALHALLA!! SHINY AND CHROME! TONIGHT /B/ROTHER WE WILL WITNESS YOU! TO VALHALLA!
>>675839082
no they will not. They'll be sad for a little while and then my memorys will slowly fade
>>675839149
Join him then
op is going to be glorious.
that is if this isnt fake of course.
>>675839263
alright, thanks for the insight
do you have sisters/ brothers?
>>675839282
dont be a dick. OP is going to valhalla, he could use some fanatic support anon.
>>675839369
Not once has one of these threads been real.
>>675839069
Op is always a fag so
>>675839282
WITNESS ME!
>>675839396
what the fuck am i watching.
>>675839394
no. I have a step sister but she lives with her boyfriend
TO VALHALLA!
>>675837499
I hope you read this
>>675839084
please, you have your whole life ahead of you... killing yourself isn't a suitable revenge nor a good way out so make your fuckin' mind up and don't kill yourself. every problem can be solved without fucking dying so PLEASE fuck valhalla in the ass and start a new life without people that make you feel like shit
olfag loves meat they do!
>>675839149
Oath bro to valhalla you go bro
>>675839694
1guy1jar you fucking born an hour ago faggot retard.
OP is a fag.
>>675839823
well dying will solve all his problems though
>>675839824
a clean cut very nice
Show us the knife u plan to use with timestamp
TO VALHALLA HE GOES! HE ROAMS SHINY AND CHROME
>>675834554
OP edgy boy.
Go kill yourself nobody would even know you died.
Why are you waiting, wasting our time?
Faggots are worst
witness him
witness OP being a fag
>>675840022
yeah but solving a problem while causing a shitload of other problems to others is not a proper way to solve a problem
"The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword."
By the old gods and the new, I wish you luck, OP.
I LIVE
I DIE
I LIVE AGAIN
>>675840326
why should he care. he would be dead.
>>675840528
Moar?
>>675834554
i used to date a girl who killed herself.
she was just so smart, you know?
like you could tell how beautiful and complex her mind was in the way that she analyzed a dick before sucking it.
like she was doing calculus on the perfect cum shot. she could make me precum a pretty much normal amount of jizz without even cumming for real.
cosigns and tangents of my precum would drip out her nose while she sucked and jammed out to our favorite song. she knew i loved that. so she would look up at me with those big doe eyes, let the cum drip out of her nose as far as she could, and then sniffle it right back into her head. and just as the song was reaching its climax, so would i.
this still gets me hard just about every time i listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>675840585
what a piece of fuckin horse ass cock shit you are
>>675840930
thank you :)
>>675834842
In this case, Y is a consonant not a vowel, so you should probably do a Yamcha.
>>675841176
Newfag
>>675835063
be more emo kid. you aint doin shit. if you were, you wouldn't tell people; YOU'D DO IT
Hey op still killing yourself faggot
>>675839824
danske svin
>>675841355
/thread
Post pic with u. The knife
>>675841377
Mindst vi ikke tillader muslimer at voldtage børn
>>675834554
pls try it (easy)
>>675841671
fordet dere er for opptatt med å gjøre det selv
U won't do it op
Don't do it, OP. I'll be your friend.
gore thread? gore thread.
DO IT OP
>>675842289
i fucked up so bad
check em
>>675842423
go ahead and feel special now you fool :^)
MODS
>>675842704
kys
what the fuck has this thread turned into...
>>675843146
Cancer.
>>675842414
I wonder what's going through his mind
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