Step 1: Don't look ugly.
Step 2: Be nice.
Step 3: Lower your standards.

>>675828606
You have any tips for resurrecting a dying conversation?

>>675829110
just say "I put on my robe and wizard hat"

>>675829110
Be funny

>>675829110
be a dick and tell her to suck your dick if she lets the convo die

>>675829656
btw this worked for me lol, first I was being nice then she didn't answer and then I told her to suck my dick and she said yes and then did it so yeah just don't be a beta

>>675829110
Just be an interesting person with interesting thoughts and hobbies, be fun and if you aren't all these things just pretend man she doesn't know you. I've always naturally been good at making conversations and funny but I can tell you fake it till you make it is the way to go. And if you're attractive, then just don't be a retard they'll have sex with you anyway.

>>675829797
I don't believe you

Every time I match (happens once in a blue moon)
I never get a response and one time I did but they ignored me after.
This is my bio "Open person, friendly, 6'7, I don't smoke"

>>675828606
Step 4: Uninstall Tinder.

>>675829110
ask her if she wants sum fuk

>>675830168
you better. because its true :)

>>675830714
green text how this event transpired

>>675828606
bumped

>>675828288
Since this thread is up why the fuck cant i make a Tinder account? It wont send me my the vitrification code and i deep getting the
"Whoops! An error occurred while requesting a token for SMS verification"
message when i try to send it to my phone number.

>>675831580
I also had and still have this problem. Never figured out how to fix it. I got 50 friends on my facebook but i still get the error.

>>675831727
The 50 friends requirement got removed i think. Go to the app store comments section and see if there's a solution.

Try tindering guys too. Men are easier to get to bed and rid off.

How do you guys start a conversation when she doesn't have a bio?

>>675828288
Just be yourself :)

>>675832708
Send a dic pic of course

>>675832960
kek. this. OP stop being so nice and septic about this. You're on a fucking hookup site. Get dirty. You fucking white knight.

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>>675828288
Be interesting, don't just say hey
Low standards help
Closer you live to the girl the better

Use "Seed planting method" - I.e. Make them think you're a chill guy, someone who they'd want to be around, and work it from there.

Once you meet, things may just work themselves out

>Got laid 4 times and met more chill girls from tinder

God speed anon

>>675832343
reply of the reply

I did and there's no solution. There's litterally no info online about getting a Tinder account verified besides people saying if you dont know then you shouldn't use tinder. Iv looked into it for hours but nothing. I got it to work on my old phone but i cant get it to work on my new one and there's literally no info anywhere.

>>675833143
what if everyone I see says the don't want hookups

>>675833225
Please give examples of seed planting method

>>675833379
talk to 'em anyway. Girls say shit like that when they don't like you(yet) but they are there for the D. Or they should expect that shit to be offered. they want manners, they can go to church!

>>675833225
how to be insteresting ?

>>675830433

It's not okcupid. Change it to "100% scumbag" and let me know how many matches you get.

Seriously.

>>675833528
Just be chill man.

Liking the same thing they like helps, but in general don't be a creepy guy and do not ask for nudes straight away. You plant the seed to let the girl know you're not a creep (even if you are) and then the nudes can follow.

Just be a patient fucker

>>675832673
This! I was never getting laid, started tindering men and now I get to fuck 9-10/10 men while I start dating several chicks (sadly, 5-8/10) to see what works first

>>675833656
Talk about alcohol, holidays, going to clubs, parties, in some cases drugs. Not shit like videogames and archery. Most girls want a guy who can "Show them new things" Be that guy wether you are or not.

Unless the girl is nerdy, In which case go ahead with the vidya talk

Being a good liar helps

>>675828606
This. Tinder basically exists so that extremely good looking and interesting men can hook up with many average looking women.

>>675830433
That's a boring bio and your pictures probably suck. Even a mediocre looking guy can do alright if you get some pics of you out and about instead of just four pictures of you and your cat in the sickly glow of a computer screen.

If you're really good looking and have interesting photos, you can pretty much just shotgun girls with "hey, wanna smash?"

As you slide down the scale of desirability, you must become correspondingly more interesting in conversation.

>>675833379
They're full of shit. At most they'll want to wait til the second date to fuck.

I doubled my lifetime notch count in about six weeks on Tinder, and spent probably 250 bucks on drinks and whatnot. Went on way too many first dates that led nowhere and banged some chicks that I wouldn't have given a second glance if I wasn't just looking to get laid as quickly and easily as possible.

Honestly, I like fucking my hot girlfriend whenever I want a whole lot better, and it's that much better because we met by happenstance instead of on some faggot app.

>>675833941
I dont even know what the fuck to say to that

I been invited many times to go back to a girls place, once in her place I am making moves (touching, kissing, tugging on her shirt) but getting no response back. it starts to feel rapey so I back off and usually leave. does this happen to anyone else?

>>675834560
Been told by a girl that no sex was happening, but kissing, dry humping, oral, was a go. Strange. Dunno what you're doing wrong

>>675834560
i feel the same bro, so now ill work my way to their ears and whisper sometime like "wanna make love" or "i want you right now"

>>675834854
"Wanna make love"

Fuck no. Please, no.

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>>675834854
>Wanna make love?
>Mfw
>Wanna make me look gay and leave?

>>675833600
If they don't respond to hi,hey, how is your week going, then what do I say...

>>675836601
Nothing. If they don't reply, move on

>>675834243
Depends on whether or not you want to stick it in a hole

Easy, just find my gf

**sex**

>>675831003
>talking to girl on tinder
>tell her to suck my dick
>she does it

>>675835014
kek hard

Don't be retarded

Most say they don't want random hookups. Just go with it like it's real life and pretend that getting to them is important. Be patient, that's the key. After a while she'll like you and blah blah. Fuck her until you're bored and keep looking on tinder whilst this goes on. Then dump, rinse repeat.

>>675834560
I had one similar experience. Chick had other issues though, she said she couldn't get off without being choked and called a whore. The whole experience was so bizarre I couldn't get hard.

Many women are taught that it's empowering to sleep around and "fuck like a man" but in reality, very few women are comfortable with just hopping into bed. The exception is during ovulation, when they're more receptive to jerkboy style seduction.

Even branch swingers want to "feel special".

>>675834560
>tugging on her shirt

Well maybe you should stop being a little baby and whining for sex. She invited you back, that's a go. Tell her you want her and start making out and round the bases. If she resists then laugh and leave and cut all contact with her

It's that fucking simple

How do i find a qt gf on tinder

>>675833379
that means youre not hot enough for that in their opinion

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>>675834560
Not someone who uses tinder but 90% of the time women who do this want the guy to just take them. Even >>675834849 the bitch wants you to just force yourself on her. Bitches fucking HATE giving / asking for consent because its a big turn off for them. When a bitch just sits there looking away from you all quiet even when you're touching her shes getting turned on by the simulation of rape, that's not saying women like getting raped but they like having almost no control as a man uses her.

Feminism fucked the system up by saying you need to give verbal consent or its rape and almost no women wants that because they feel slutty asking for sex. They want it but they want a little layaway so they can think "i dont know what happened, the guy just took me and i was so powerless as this beast of a man started fucking me"

That said it is dangerous and the girl does have the power to turn on you but that's why you have to go slow and not brag or talk about it like a faggot so the girl has to spin it so she doesn't seem like a slut. Also you gotta read the signs right to make sure you aren't raping her.

Ive had 3 girlfriends and 9 or so hookups, and at one point 1700+ matches from tinder, so a bit of experience with it. Im a bit better looking than average, but everything comes from how you choose to present yourself in your profile and how you talk. When you have a conversation, be normal. Shouldnt be a surprise, but at lot of guys go straight for sex. There are girls who do want to just fuck, but most girls would rather get to know you, maybe go out on an actual date first. Ya, it might take a few dates to get her back to your place, but if youre honestly complaining about getting laid, Im sure just being in the presence of a female is a good start.

Good first dates Ive found most college aged girls are into (at least where Im from): coffee (super cheap and last however long you want), sushi (all you can eat is the way to go), going for a walk or patio beers and wings.

A simple way to start a conversation is to just ask if they are up to anything fun for the weekend.

Also, Ive never once asked for nudes. If a girl wants to send you pics, she will.

>>675840549
1700 matches? yeah you're full of shit buddy

>>675839542
You don't really want to date one of these sluts.

And you can pull much better pussy in person. Or try an app like Bumble, where the woman has to put in a bit more effort.

Honestly, you should be very picky about committing to anyone you date/fuck. Most women today are not suitable long term mates. That's a truth that goes down hard, but every man should default to pump and dumps or short term, nonexclusive flings unless you're searching for someone to start a family with. That comes with it's own battery of problems.

>>675840549
>1700+ matches
>i am trained in gorilla warfare

>>675840870
I got almost 800 in less than a year and to be honest during that time I've been inactive for weeks / months.

>>675840549
>1700 matches
>surfs this even shittier version of /b/

>>675840870
I had it when you didnt have a limit on number of likes. And I visited friends in other cities quite often so I had those areas to match as well.

>>675829110
"hey gurl lemme pee in dat butt"

>>675837189
It works to suck dick

>>675828288
>tall
>good looking
>funny/good personalty

>>675842058
The curse of being 5'6"...
I know women naturally go for taller men, but it's something I personally cannot change. Not that I mind my size, but it's a fact that can't really be changed.

no, no, no. Stop being so sanitary. You were probably raised to be a gentleman, and there's nothing wrong with that in and of itself but you can just tell a girl up front wanna fuk. Some will say no(even though they really mean try harder) some will say yes. Again OP you're not in a nunnery. Go for gold.

>>675842386
what the fuck! this recaptcha shit is getting on my last nerve. I meant to reference>>675836601

>>675836807
everyone I matched with won't reply, should I just die.

>>675839898
they say this in their bio

>>675836601
>>675836807
>>675843345
Same happens to me. I know the key is to have some assholeishness in you, but I personally find it incredibly hard to break out of my normally kind and well-mannered nature as that's how I've been my whole life. I realize that it's definitely going to result in next to nothing in terms of results, but I just don't feel too comfortable wandering off who I am and lying to people. Yes, I know it just means I have to face the facts that no one will probably want me.. just the way it is, I guess. And I'm not even unattractive either.

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>>675828288
i fucked a tinder girl.
she was just so smart, you know?
like you could tell how beautiful and complex her mind was in the way that she analyzed a dick before sucking it.
like she was doing calculus on the perfect cum shot. she could make me precum a pretty much normal amount of jizz without even cumming for real.
cosigns and tangents of my precum would drip out her nose while she sucked and jammed out to our favorite song. she knew i loved that. so she would look up at me with those big doe eyes, let the cum drip out of her nose as far as she could, and then sniffle it right back into her head. and just as the song was reaching its climax, so would i.

this still gets me hard just about every time i listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw

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>>675842384
There are plenty of girls who go for 5ft guys.

Accept girls have a preference and dont go for those girls

>mfw 5"7

>>675843771
Same. There was a girl who looked like a 8/10 who told me I'm handsome but she wouldn't give me a reason why she wouldn't date me.

>>675840399
If I keep going is she going to loosen up and give back? or am I going to have to fuck a dead fish?

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>>675837524
>has a chode
>mfw she trumps the stump

>>675844873
fuck do i know, it depends on the situation

If your kissing her n shit tell her to do something like taking off her shirt or your pants, if she says no then demand it 1 more time but more snide or aggressive or coy or whatever the fuck you do. If she does it then shes into it if not then she's not.

If she's into it may or may not stay dead it depends. I cant help you if she is dead, idk fucking maybe try to make her more comfortable or just tell her "jesus fuck you gotta work with me here"

Tinder sucks. Full of fake profiles, and also the majority of girls you text will never reply back. Fuck it. Don't waste your time in it. Just go out and meet girls.

>>675828288 aim lower. if you're 6/10, aim for 4/10s. 8/10? aim for 6/10s.

my friend is the WORST smooth talker in the world, still gets laid to fat/ugly chicks on Tinder regularly.

be prepared to drive to them, take them to dinner, etc.

>>675846531
i forgot to say just in case your retarded if shes not into it stop and just leave

also can someone fucking help me out with >>675833278

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I got 300 matches in 2 days even though I'm something arounf 4-5/10. Just wondering how freaking ugly you are guys :D

>>675846531
good advice thanks.

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Bumpin'

>>675829110
text her assumption that moves her emotionally.
it's what I understood from watching rsd videos.
i.e. you're a kind of girl who likes X.
she'll want to know why you assumed that about her. go on from there

>>675846797
maybe they post pictures with themselves smiling like douches and the girls sense the douche-baggery

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>>675846797
>300 matches in 2 days
>Tinder has a "like" limit of maximum 100 for 12 hours on android, 24 hours on ios...

either you payed for it, which makes you a loser or you're lying, nigguh. Gonna need proof

also, gonna need proof you are 5/10. Show us a pic of your profile. Im interested. No homo

>>675844060
sounds like she has you cuck'd

>>675828288
Dude.. if you cant get laid on Tinder.. go to grindr... you gotta be a fuckin fag..

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>>675848384
I paid for it so I'm a loser.

>>675849936
a desperate loser like the rest of them here, indeed

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>>675850406
I still got 50x more matches in 2 days than you in 365 days.

>>675829110
If it starts to seem dead or boring I usually don't text for a while and then "sorry i was busy, whats up?"

>>675840549
What is your advice for the kind of photos to put up?

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>>675850617
top lel m8

this is me:>>675841411

mfw chicks like pic related "super like" me. Mfw I mostly dont even write back because I have a girlfriend. Mfw Im an asshole and I've lost count of how many chicks I have fucked.

sry brah, dont forget there /fit/fags browsing /b/ too

>>675850848
This is the only thing I've read on here that I actually like, I'll probably use this. Thanks, anon