Why is my G-spot in my ass.
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Why is my G-spot in my ass.
I mean I've gotta have some reason to put my dick up there.
I do it for the lolz
>>675827665
Dont be yukky. My butt is not for humping.
>>675827957
Aww, fine you can hump mine then.
>>675828394
Too late, I dont want any butts.
I'll take his butt.
>>675828830
Dont you have a bf to get at the butt tho?
>>675828960
He doesn't really like having his messed with so I don't force anything on him.
>>675829299
*To get at YOUR butt*
Free blurry dick pic for you special knob gobblers.
nibi has a cute butt
>>675829464
anal is so much work though and I'm laaazy
we did mild stuff last week.
>>675829615
Im told its flat and ugly.
>>675829767
Psh.
>>675829921
who told you that
I will punch them in the mouth
It hurts to breathe
cuz ur fuckin gaY
dude I wanna see nibi butt
>>675829921
despite how much of a pervert I act like here, I'm actually pretty mild when it comes to rubbing body parts together.
>>675830218
I did not, I haven't even seen your ass, not for lack of rying
>>675830218
oh that works out perfectly
I was going to do that anyway
>>675830444
implying you can do anything lol
>>675830397
trying*
>>675830397
I worry that if I had a bf they would want to end the relationship because of how needy I would be.
I dont just give out buttpics left n right.
>>675830444
Check'd
This works out perfectly.
>>675830877
check yourself buddy
don't let that big mean barry bully you around
>>675830793
Well if they left you for that reason, they were probably a shit person to begin with. Dealing with each others faults is probably the most important aspect of any decent relationship.
>>675831006
Bully him for me plz
>>675831470
Most people dont want that.
>>675831631
of course my nibi
I will protect your cute butt
>>675831470
you're an asshole barry
>>675831927
yus
>>675831631
Well then I guess most people don't want shit that's gonna last then, cause it's kind of necessary.
>>675831985
Yes we're all aware of this, I am the anti-hero of the threads, this is known.
>>675832245
you are the antagonist not the anti hero
>>675832245
Most people ive met just wan sum fuk and then for the person to fuck off. Or someone they can display as a trophy.
>>675827037
Because you are a fag.
>>675832245
>I am the anti-hero of the threads
maybe you are meeting the wrong people
>>675832149
may I touch it
>anti-hero
>>675832578
But that's wrong though
>>675832519
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh boy you're so dumb I swear
Just because you have a problem with me because I was mean to your poor little Squash doesn't mean that I'm a mustache twirling psychopath. It means that you have a problem with me, and nothing more.
How exactly am I an asshole for saying "dealing with eachothers faults is the most important part of any relationship"? How am I an asshole for saying something that is irrevocably true.
>>675832872
what are you talking about even
>>675832797
how is your sister
>>675832797
I dont know how to meet people.
>>675832807
Is tht what I am to you? A butt to touch?
>>675832872
Thats what ive seen.
>>675833005
You called me an asshole while linking that specific post I made, so I assumed you for some reason thought I was an asshole for saying that, as opposed to any of the other usual reasons.
>>675833041
she's doing great thanks
>>675833117
yes well that's the hard part isn't it
The fact you faggots can even name each other and have drama shows me you should be purged
Post sister.
>>675833261
I mean you're not wrong.
freklz I need ur chinchilla report
>>675833261
ur name is now JOHN MCFLEX
>>675833117
I want to touch the rest of you too
>>675833446
Is she also an alcoholic?
>>675833409
chinchilla is fluffy as hell and eats hair
>>675833446
beer
>>675833231
Meet people and then they dont like you. Or what's worse. Meet you and they say they like you and get to know you more and realize they dont actually like you.
>>675833558
not to the degree i am
she is a known partier though
>>675833657
?????
Hey I need your help fam. This artist I need the name an I cant read it.
>>675833561
>fluffy as hell
accurate
>eats hair
oh now u can finally shave
put on a shower cap and take a nap near chinchilla
>>675833699
Send her my love.
>>675833657
>Not liking beer
>Liking fruity gay guy drinks.
>>675833699
there's glass of beer in the picture, the drunkard in me needed to take note of it
>>675833908
I like some beer, but I mainly do cider and straight rum. Moved away from the gay shit when one of my friends introduced me to Kraken.
>>675832854
stop FOLLOWING ME, I KILLED YOU
>>675833231
that's so cool
who's older
>>675833693
meet friendlier people
>>675833784
hey good idea
>>675833871
okay
>>675833954
o i c
>>675834165
she is by two minutes
What's that?
Loli thread?
Don't mind if I do.
+1 to image limit
>>675834279
you're twins
+2 to image limit
>>675834511
correct
>>675834496
good job
+3 to image limit
+4 to image limit
>>675834566
my god can you be any more cute
so is freklz the evil twin or is she?
>>675827037
My friend's dad fingered me while he was smashed and driving me home from a sleep over. I think it's safe to say that he turned me into a faggot.
>>675834683
I'm working on it
>>675834873
hey do you want to go out sometime
>>675834797
>>675835197
>>675834764
i have an image to reply to this with but it's not on my phone
>>675835051
I-i'm not really looking for anything like that right now
>>675835282
no no like to a show or something
gosh
>>675835236
>>675835494
y-yeah sure
it's a not-date
a boys night out as it were
>>675835502
>>675835804
Isn't that the title of a hardlush comic
how would you know
>>675836000
>>675835282
... are you both the evil twin?
QTboybuts! I need moar QTboybuts!
>>675836003
i wouldn't, that's why I'm asking
>>675827037
Because that's where my dick goes.
next question?
that's what a person that knew would say
>>675836106
mighty suspicious
>>675836250
what character is that? I've seen him in a few doujins
IT'S ALSO WHAT A PERSON WHO DIDN'T KNOW WOULD SAY
>>675836084
uhuhuhu~
you can't win
just admit it
"I am not a pervert"
-freklz 2016
AUGH
also there is a twist
freklz doesn't really have a sister he just dresses like a girl and refers to himself as "my sister"
Is it like a Norman Bates thing?
Norman Bates with a Buffalo Bill detour
do you mean buffalo bill
i'd fuck him so hard
>>675836923
Go back to kitchen and finish the food already, geez!
>Avery tucking
her*
Goodbye horses
I'm flying over you
does she even need to tuck
this conversation is simultaneously pleasing and very uncomfortable
>>675837709
I guess thats the internal struggle between freklz the pervert and freklz's sister the pure
Need panty bulge pics to confirm.
just like women's underwear
i do not have the image reportoire on my phone to express this surplus of emotion so i will settle with >/////////////////////<
just post your face as it is right now
You are such a super lady.
>>675838283
i do not want to do that
>>675838321
^////^
>>675838570
I'm crying
