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You Mad You Lose
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Anyone else 7" but still feel like they're small?
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I'm 6" and every girl has said I'm big. A couple asked me to stop because I was stretching them too much.

I'm girthy though. Don't believe everything you see on the internet.
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Notto thisu threado agen.
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>>675813836
I'm 7" and I fucking hate it,man. Despite all that crap about women loving big dicks,gf cant take it once it touches her cervix,says it's horrifically painful.
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>>675814239
How much girth you have? Post pic if you want. No homo
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Threads like this make me feel better about being a biological failure with no sex drive.
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>>675814239
Agreed,I'm 6.8", I mean i wouldn't like a small dick, but having mine an inch shorter would be nice
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>>675813836
No, because that's retarded. 7 is well above average. Google it.

I'm a little less than that. Not proud or whatever. It doesn't fucking matter.
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>>675815512
Idk dude its just when I hold it or take pictures it looks super small in comparison to my body and hand
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>>675813836
No because you measured your dick improperly
>like every other male.....
>I-I-I HAVE A SEVEN INCH P-PENIS GUYS!!11

it's probably five inches and you're probably 16 kys
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im 9" ill tell you if you are not careful you can really hurt some girls.
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>>675815043
>I wish my dick was shorter

said by no sane person ever. you probably already have a 5.8 inch dick.
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>>675815835
Nah trust me I didn't even push it back from the base to the head is 7 I know if I lose a couple pounds I'd be 8 easily but ima husky dude
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you again
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>>675816094
YEAH LEMME JUST TRUST YOU
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Why did this thread turn into dicksize discussion ?
U all mad ?
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>>675816256
Lol I guess if you think I need to lie to some random number just because you have a 3 incher
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Why would I be mad OP? I'm 7 inches with ample width/girth.
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>>675816330
Because nobody cares about ops image and we honestly want to discuss our dick size
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I have 6.3'' , is that enough to not call it a dicklet ?
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>>675813453
lol. the only girls who like giant dicks are insane size queens, and ones who were born with dicks.

7" master race.
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>>675816348
That's only more of a reason to lie.
You dumbass.
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I'm 6.75"-7" depending on how aroused I am, and have 5" girth, to me my girth seems small.

It's a decent length though, can still push all the way in and not hurt the girl
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Use metric
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>>675813453

>women giving accurate answers on what they want when asked by other women
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>>675816492
>confirmed for super mad >>675816492
baby dick
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>>675816492
Nice logic kiddo because if I told you "im actually 3inches" there's definitely going to be consequences I'm afraid of
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>>675813453

I am small to average but still make my grillfriend cum so many times I call her nutcase.
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It is all true
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>>675816554
You ever feel like your girth was too small for the girl
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im 10" big dick but wish i had small 2" dick
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>>675813453
Actually the biggest erogenous zone is the entrance, around which the clitoris wraps like a squid. The "deep" zone also requires a very skilled operator, otherwise they will just mash the cervix (which is like getting punched in the gut).

Now don't get me wrong, bigger is better just not by as much as you would think (and skill is still a hug factor)
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I think threads like these appeal to the 14 year olds who seldom frequent /b/ now a days.

We're all a bunch of old faggots now and we're very aware of what average penis sizes are and what women want.

OP's graphic is only true if you assume they asked gay men. Women don't think that way and they don't care anyway. They care about the size of your wallet and the number of encouraging lies you tell them. End of story.
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just lost my virginity last night, my dick is a little less than 6 inches. i made her cum 4 or 5 times maybe more, i was pretty drunk and not even full on hard
she said i was big, maybe im just girthy
first time i ate pussy too, she loved it
fucked her until she passed out then kept going, still couldn't bust because too drunk
anyway, if my average virgin dick can get the job done im sure size doesn't matter too much
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>>675816715
>>675816733
Lol sorry that I hurt your sensitive feelings.
You even felt the need to tell me I have a three inch penis.
You don't even know.
Confirmed for buttrustled.
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>>675816924
*huge
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>>675816941
This.

Also, learn how to give a decent massage. Back, legs, feet, arms, and hands.
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>>675816897
The ones I've been with always seem to get off fine
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>>675816987
post a timestamped pic or STFU and go reinsert your buttplug
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So whats even the proper way to measure your dick? Like the method they use for studies and shit?
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>>675817205
Why is the burden of proof on me?
Ur comin at me cuz ur so mad ;P
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>>675813453
>woman that can easily insert a banana
>loose cunt
I lost
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>>675817291
As far as I know it's base to head.
DO NOT PUSH DOWN FAGGOTS

there may or may not be more to it
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>>675817301
cuz ur acting like you have a big nigger dick when in reality we know you are barely 5"

welcome to /b/ newfriend
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>>675813453
>"Small"
>most men are this size
Meanwhile, in this magical land called "real life", a study of over 100000 men in dozens of countries (conducted by university researchers, not based off of Wikipedia's "statistics", many of which are self reported), the average length is ~5.5".

Must be nice to have no fucking clue what statistics are.
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>>675813453
>5.5 inches
>95% of all guys have this
>Small

Shouldn't that be average?
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>>675817409
A lot of studies I've seen are bone-pressed. Which is stupid, I agree, but it throws off people who are comparing their dicks to the study and not realizing they have to bone-press.
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>>675817435
I never said anything at all about my penis.
And your just lobbing more purely speculative insults at me in a pathetic attempt at consoling yourself.
You argue like a middle schooler.
Kill yourself?
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>>675813453
>missrepresentation.org
very valid source you got there
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What the fuck? Anything larger than a small banana would be an incredibly tight and painful fit. I don't understand.
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>>675816987
Your trolling isn't even entertaining enjoy your 3 incher kiddo
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>>675817553
Guess who has a 5,5 penis
It says 95% has a average penis ( 6.5 inc )
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>>675813453
This looks like it was written buy a man who watches too much porn rather than by of poll of women
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>>675817645
>confirmed for redditor
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>>675817897
Sorry u got rekt
Careful on dat /b/ new friend ull get ur feelings ravaged DDD:
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>>675816822
Do you have a folder full of dicks?
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>>675816648
>implying men won't just say 5 inches is perfect to make them feel better about themselves

It's better to ask the person you want to fuck than ask someone who wants to fuck.
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>>675818071
Mm
>I win ;))))
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>>675813836
Too much porn dude. I'm 6.5 inches and I have bottomed out on most women I've slept with.
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I'm horribly average. I'm 5.5 on the nose.
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Have a 6.4'' , pencil dick, should I drop it all and become a wizard ?
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>>675818127
show tiny wiener
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>>675813453
How to measure your penis?

I assume starting point is the top part where you would look if you just looked straight down at your penis.

Gonna measure right now unless any protips.
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>>675818109
Nah man, This is mine.
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I have a 7.3 inch dick, 6.5 around.

But i'm a cuckold femdom only.
I will NEVER have sex with a submissive girl ever again (by choice)

Why can't i trade penises with someone else already?
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>>675818412
Pencil dicks are good for anal. So either choose to be gay or find the unicorn (girl who wants anal).
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>>675818580
Post more for proof.

Also, does your dick get sunburnt?
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>>675818673
How dare you call yourself a man, just go fucking kill yourself
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>>675815835
Micro penis detected
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>>675818119

You guys at Plug Marketing are going all out this week.
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>>675815638

same. the other day i realized that most girls hand size are literally half that of mine or even less than half. Remember that when you see these pictures of giant dongs.
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>>675818412
How much girth do you have
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>>675818746
I dont sunbath naked. And I don't tan after lying in the sun.
Also timestamp . same PC, same corner.
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>>675818518
Ok so I just measured my deck. I'd say I'm between 5.5 and 6 length and 4.25-4.5 width

in inches

Can someone rate my penis? Also I think I ejaculate pretty fast. How do you measure your ejaculation time thing?
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>>675817521

All statistics from medical professionals actually measuring people's dicks comes back with an average of 5 1/2 inches.

All the places where the average is much higher is based on self-reported data. Go figure.
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>>675818176
This. Most people have no idea how big a dick actually is. They claim to be like 9 inches, but are actually 6. Dudes in porn are like 8-9 inches usually (not 12 inches like people seem to think).

Also, most girls have no fucking clue. I'm 6 inches, though quite thick, and I've gotten the big dick reaction plenty of times. The REAL big dick reaction, by the way. That's the one where the girl is apprehensive. The fake big dick reaction (unless the girl's a total whore) is the "omg! Your dick is sooooo huge! I can't wait to get that in me!". My last ex, first time she saw my dick, her exact words were "ok, wow, I don't know if that's gonna fit in my mouth". She also told all her friends I was huge.

I am completely average in size.

It doesn't matter unless you're tiny. If you're average, you're fine. Being huge isn't great anyway. A lot of girls don't want huge dicks in them. They hurt. Plus, you can't go balls deep, and you can't get deepthroated.
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>>675818996
How tall are you?
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>>675819106
How small is it? I'm guessing 5.5lbs
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>>675819144
pls respond
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>>675819315
7.5 inches, 5.5 girth. call it whatever you want. Girls don't complain.
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tiny: just right for lolis
small: good for teens
average: perfect size for my hand
large: uncomfortable and only good for pleasing loose cunts
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>tfw barely pushing 5 inches

I'm 6' 2", big hands, big feet, long legs, but a small dick.Girls will always be disappointed when they first see my dick. I think it makes it look proportionally even smaller too.

The only really problem I had though, is it falling out in certain positions. I can still pleasure my girl
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>>675818757
Do you want my penis or not?

I'm a sissy boy.
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>>675818189
I think you deserve respect for being honest and not bullshit ting your dick measurement so you can lie to yourself so you can come to this thread to tell everyone your penis is seven inches.
>like all these other dumbasses
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>>675819175

6 inches long but I'm quite girthy.

All my partners have told me I'm too big for anal. Feelsbadman.

I've also bottomed out in at least half of the women I've fucked. Guys want to have a big penis so tell the women their penis is bigger than it really is so she thinks a 6 inch dick is 8 inches and judges visually all penises by that same standard.

So when a guy says he has a 4 inch dick she thinks it'll be half the length of a 6 incher and gets turned off. If he doesn't say how long he is and just fucks her she'll probably think he's just a little below average.
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>>675819615
>>675816822
Even when we trade, you'll be having a big dick
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>>675813453
you know that the average Vigina is only 14 cm deep and that the most stimulate is in the first few cm.

tldr woman are stupid and dont know what thay need
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>>675818475
>You know a niggas mad when he's insisting to see your dick
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>>675818518

Protip: Your penis is still the same length if you measure from the base and get 5 inches, from the underside and get 6 1/2 inches and from your arsehole to get 8 inches.
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>>675819144
Average sex is between 3 and 7 minutes. This seems short but if you've ever had sex time seems to go very slow because of all the adrenaline and excitement. What matters more is lasting long enough to get your partner off.
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I actually have a friend with a huge penis, that made fun of mine when we where at high school.

>mfw he rarely finds a girl that can take his dick without feeling more pain than pleasure
>mfw he told me he's had plenty of sex, yet he didn't feel anything and he actually prefers fapping than fucking
>mfw turns out you need more blood to get it hard, and the bigger you have it, the more difficult it will be to get it hard over time
>mfw he realized the dick he made fun of was the actual optimal size
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>>675819688
See, to me, I think a big dick to girls is much like a 6 foot long party sub is to a dude. It seems awesome in theory, but when you actually get it in front of you, you realize it's way too much for you and it rather quickly becomes not fun.
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>>675820021

Women have eyes bigger than their cunts.
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>>675819704
Fair enough.
Hilarious.
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Based OP is based.

>makes a You Mad You Lose thread
>whole thread is mad at first post

OP was not a total faggot today
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>>675820021
>See, to me, I think a big dick to girls is much like a 6 foot long party sub is to a dude.
Yeah, severely fat bitches probably like big dicks as much as severely fat dudes like party subs.
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Above average but below monstrous reporting.
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>>675820021
Heh, thats probably a pretty good analogy. Think about.

You'd be super stoked, its fun to play with, you want to take a picture with it near your face, but try to take too much and it hurts and you never learn your lesson because another 6 foot sub sounds amazing later on.
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>>675820227
I would like some of that wet bred
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>>675813453
who ever made this is an idiot.
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>>675819688
Same situation. I'm very thick. Actually have to buy condoms online, because the only ones in my size most stores carry are Trojan Magnums, and A. Trojans are awful and way too thick, and B. I feel like a jackass buying Magnums. I also can't use onaholes because I just destroy them. They rip after a couple uses. Kinda sucks.

I have done anal and been deepthroated a bunch of times by escorts, but with various exes or hookups, it's generally a no-go.
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because, thinking about dicks is making me want to suck dicks. This is the best one I have had right here
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>>675820227

this
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>>675820014
HAHAHAHHA
MY SMALL DICK IS SUPERIOR THAN HIS
>still gets made fun of
>a semi big dick is practically the same size your average hard dick

as long as you're happy, right cuck?
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>>675820227
Holy fuck! I fucking love bread soup!
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>95% of guys have 6.5 inches
The fuck? I guess if you exclude whites and asians this may be true but still kinda too big for average.
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>>675820685
>getting this mad
I laugh at him for being such an asshole, making fun of something I was born with, and watching how he slowly realizes that he was the unlucky one all along. I don't care if my dick is superior or inferior to his, a man is more than a dick. Quoting another wise friend:

>I'd rather have a rapier but thrust like no other man than having a greatsword but having no idea how to use it
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>>675820790
ITT
No one has passed high school level statistics.
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sup /b/?
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>>675813453
Kek, loser OP
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>>675821116
And I'd rather have a greatsword but cleaves and annihilates than some wimpy rapier that only thrusts.

see i can play that game too familia
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>>675821402
that's classy
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>>675813836
I am 7.5 and feel small/average, this girl I was with didn't comment on my size at all
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>>675820100
So much yes
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>>675821402
All that flashy sword swinging, when all you need is one good stab!
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>>675821402
The sword analogy is very appropriate since skill matters far far more then weapon.

So in this case is a vibrator a gun?
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>>675821794
Speed is the key in sword fighting.
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>>675821867
I don't think you should be proud of premature ejaculation.
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>>675821792
kek
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>>675821915
Its fine and long as your opponent squirts first.
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The most reliable way i've found to get a girl off is to get her to rub her own clit while you fuck away at her pussy.
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>>675819952
Shit, that's not true in my case. It takes me like 40 minutes to get off. Granted my girlfriend gets off long before I do, but it takes me a while to get off.
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lol such fucking faggotry in this thread. Not one source but 5 billion assertions. You fuckheads have got to be underaged and b&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXNE00Cnaqk
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>>675813453
>average
>rare
pick one
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>>675821915
lol
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>>675821915
Someone's wife knows how to keep her man happy.
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>>675816944
I'm not even gonna recognize your dubs because of that laughable horseshit story.
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Why isn't my size on the chart?
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>>675822338
Because it's a chart about dicks not clits
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>>675816459
Truth. Only woman I ever met who even gave a thought to size beyond "is it not ludicrously small?" was a massive whore with extreme daddy issues. And note that I said "gave a thought", she was still a repeat customer of plenty of needle dicks; functionally, size still didn't matter.
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>>675813453
Imagine the lonely faggot who took the time to make this
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>>675823235
I just did. Thank you.
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I can't be the only person who thinks that the bigger a dick is the more deformed it looks...
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>>675818518

Put a ruller on the top of your penis and press it against the pubic bone.
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>>675823235
Jesus christ
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>>675823846
Aww yea so I'm 6 inch master race with 4.5 width

So can someone rate my penis now? What is average width.

Also I feel like my balls are pretty small and I do have some gyno so I don't think it's strange to think they are small. How to measure my balls.
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>>675823846
Wait...... so you can push down???????
Dude if that's the case then my dick is literally big as all fuck.
Suck my big ass dick you little pencil dick beta faggots hahahahahaha
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>>675825831
Size?
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>>675826045
It's been years since I've measured it while pushing down to the bone.
Easy 7.5 inches if this is the actual case.
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>>675825831
You're also a fatfuck, so nobody wins.
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>>675826288
Then we are the same size, you really feel like its big as fuck? I feel average
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>>675826400
Oh, I weighed myself this morning lol
>152 lbs
>2 fat
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>>675823846

7.48".
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>>675826936
BPEL versus NPBEL isn't going to be wildly different unless you're a fatfuck.
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>>675826506
Well I'd say numbers don't lie lol but, as far as feels go, I'd say I feel like I have a normal size penis.
Buuuut the last girl I fucked had been sleeping around on tinder before we fucked. When I got it in all the way her facial expressions just said it all for me rofl.
The first time we fucked, we were legitimately worried that I wouldn't fit inside haha
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>>675827361
That's what she led you to believe lol

It' so easy
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>>675827361
This girl I fucked didn't mention it at all, she was a virgin and kinda chubby so IDK
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>>675827530
Can you read?
My penis would not fit in the beginning.
Sorry that bitches b playing u bruh
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>>675827921
It's called muscle contraction fuggin rofl
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Every time I fuck a new girl, she comments on how large my penis is. I also know she tells her friends because they act different around me once they find out, or they'll make a sly joke about it. A girl will try to lock down a big dick. Kind of nice to be lusted after.

Feel bad for average bros
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>>675827980
Look. I know you're wishing with all your heart that I didn't please this girl.
But I blew her mind and it wasn't an act.
I know because I was there.
Sorry for dissapointing you.
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>>675827980
Sorry that girls play your beta ass.
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>>675824587
Same here
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I have this the worst. 6 inch dick, 6 inch girth, but I'm fat and 6'4 so it looks like a goddamn tiddler.
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>>675830307
that is a bad penis and you should feel bad
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5.2 inches here

How the hell am I ever going to find a girl that likes me?
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>>675830570
Rip
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>>675813453
>only one inch between a pickle and a banana
>a zucchini is optimal
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>>675822338
I'd still suck it.
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>>675830307
I'd say you're not bad off tbh.
As a straight guy I only have so much credibility though.
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>>675830824
femanon here,

i struggle with anything longer than 6inches, so don't worry. lengh does not matter, it's the width that matters
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>>675831200
Thanks I guess. What do you consider to be the bare minimum size before a penis is too small?

My width is about close in size to my length I guess. At least that's what I got when I wrapped the tape measure around the base.
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>>675828255
>everytime I pass on my aids, girls make jokes about me being a dick on legs.
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>>675830570
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>>675813836
Yup
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>>675831200
Post tits so I can't tell you thats bullshit
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>>675819615
Fucking NOT
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>>675831488
don't put to much preasure on yourself...your dick is just fine! If you want an honest answer, i'd say that a thick 6 inch dick is perfect for me. i can't say whats too small, but even with a "small" dick, you can satisfy your girlfriend. If any girl ever says that your dick is to small, she is not worth having it inside of her ;)
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>>675823846
wrong
i measure from the back of the ball sack because i go balls deep.
fuck off you virgin.
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>>675813453
I'm 5"L x 4" in circumference. Require the assistance of toys. But I still prefer loose pussy. What's wrong with me?
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>>675831803
i have too much repect for myself, than posting my tits on the internet, you unfucked horny idiot
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