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Your going for a ride with keanu, what does he say?


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Your going for a ride with keanu, what does he say?
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" whoa ..."
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" hmm upgrades "
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>>675812935
niggers tongued my anus
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I saw him on FoxSports last weekend talking about his motorcycle company with Kurt Busch.

He makes $78,000 sport bikes.

He had this same distant look on his face, like he is disappointed in life.

Seriously, this dude had way more success than he should have received.

He should be the happiest mother fucker on the planet.
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I didn't ask for this
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>>675812935
"kill me, my life is so empty"
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True Story of Sad Keanu, and Why He Is the Nicest Guy in Hollywood

http://moviepilot.com/posts/2822142

"While most actors will give some token of appreciation to the crew when filming wraps, after the success of The Matrix and its sequels, Reeves gave an estimated $80 million of his $114 million earnings to the special effects and makeup staff."

Also discusses that he thinks the sad Keanu is funny.

Seems like a good dude, would buy a beer/10
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>>675812935
I know kung fu
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>>675813389
That's what your wife and daughter dying and your sister having leukemia does to you. But yea fuck that guy for looking unhappy.
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>>675813389

He said that's why he left mainstream Hollywood too. "Its not satisfying....." you dumb fuck paying rent on time is satisfying for most of us
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I think he just had kind of a dopey face. I don't think he's really all that sad.

That's just my opinion tho.
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>>675813379
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>>675813559
Damn son is this true?
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>>675813250
that is the most retarded caption I have ever seen
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I COULD GO DEAF
I COULD GO DEAF
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>>675812935
>You know what? Sandwiches make me kind of sad.
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>>675813515
"Money is the last thing I think about. I could live on what I have already made for the next few centuries."

Keanu confirmed vampire
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>>675812935
"Heeeeeyyyyy double bubble, want a ride?"
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>>675813250
my sides just dieded.
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sad keanu revival
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>>675813908
Yeah read up on him a bit, pretty much everything in his life except his movie industry success went wrong. Despite that he seems like really nice person, giving his movie wage to special effects team and such.
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>>675813908
Yes. His daughter was born dead so his wife overdosed on some pills and crashed her car on purpose.
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>>675812935
"Hold my beer and watch this!.!..."
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>>675812935
Then this nigga was all, 'yo take this pill'
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>>675814291
Money won't by you contentment; happiness is like coke, and the comedown is a bitch.
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>>675813987

Spot the sperg
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>>675814643
wondering when someone would make this one
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"I miss my wife"
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>>675813389
Are you implying with the confidence of a wizard that Keanu reeves is not a celestial tier actor, whose roots are still in his community? The guy maintains a mellow attitude, and is genuinely a nice guy. He's been dubbed "the nicest guy in Hollywood" by multiple websites. The man rides the subway sometimes, for crying out loud. Johnny Depp doesn't even like being around people.
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Its a dealership. Hence the paint swatches at leather selection on the wall. He probably doesn't even want the fucking WOP piece of shit.
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>>675815526
>>675815789
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Here in my garage
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