>>675810840
glorious ant master race reporting in

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all ants are outlasted by brick, but their genetic line will continue beyond brick being dust

Ants, brick can't do anything without external force

Is the brick sentient?

>>675810840
Just wanted to weigh in on this.
First, terrible match up OP you're gay and should feel bad about this thread. Way to fail at life.

Second, the ants are too small to make much damage, but if they have time on their side they may be able to inflict damage over time. But this would be centuries of effort and generations of ants colonies.

If the brick can be moved by a person then the brick wins in a few hits. By itself it can't do shit, so the ants might even win by default. I mean the fact that they even try.

>>675810840
this is a no brainer, ants every time

>>675810840
Considering the fact that one brick is not alive, the ants have already won. The brick would crumble to dust with enough time, and the ants would have continued to advance socially and economically the whole time.

>>675811542
Shit thats even worse.
I mean fuck I know i'm not contributing my own match ups, but this is just fucking terrible. One magma isn't even a unit of measure.

Sorry OP, you weren't as bad as I thought.

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>>675810840
>>675811056
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>>675811849
what are you talking about it's one fucking magma

>>675812054
Wow way to help out there shit fucker. Really informative ass for brains. Got me there!

>>675811703
ants also crumble to dust, and those 2 trillion ants will be not-ants before that brick is not-a-brick. there will be more ants, sure. but THOSE ONES will be dead

>>675812462
>being this new

>>675812468
Lions, attack at night

>>675812468
The sun, I don't need to explain why.

Fuck. Bait patroll for me!

You all suck at this so hard. Terrible match ups!!

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>>675812678
very good, try this one

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>>675812703

>>675812661
The fuck that means??
> look I can green text too! Im super fucking cool!!

At least Im not new out of my mothers cunt dipshit!!

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>>675812814

>>675812911
>baiting this hard

>>675812808
Lawn mowers, the wind generated by the combines rotation of their blades would blow out the star

>>675812960
draw negro

>>675812814
Best match up so far. Everyone take a look, this guy is trying to think! I am going to have to think about this one.

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>>675811542
>1 magma
fucking lose every time

>>675812973
BAITING!!! THATS NOT BAITING!!!!!! ILL SHOW YOU BAITING ASSHOLE!!!!!!

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>>675812462
can you read? it's one magma you autist

>>675812542
But their decendents will live on and grow even more refined and advanced while the brick never replicates or moves or does anything but wear out.

Life wins. Shit even if it was moss or something, lol. It would stand a better chance than a *brick*

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>>675812661
THIS IS BAITING MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>675813003
kek

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>>675813317
can you complete this?

>>675812703
I mean, that's a lot of lions.
Our sun can't convert iron. The iron from the blood would stop the sun.

>>675813701
>>675813566

>>675813781
>>675813566

>>675812468
This is an interesting question.
>Average Male Lion weighs 187.5 kg
>The sun has a mass of 1.9E30 kg
>One Trillion Lions mass to 1.875E14
>A cluster of One Trillion Lions is equivelant to less than 1% of the earths mass
>suddenly this question sucks
that was a lot less interesting than I'd hoped.

>>675810840
The brick will win, since the ants will all eventually die waiting for the brick to slowly erode.

>>675813960
I dunno. Like I said, that's A LOT of lions.

>>675812808
The combined mass when they collided would most likely result in both of them collapsing into a black hole

>>675813960
"Lions attack at night" is probably the funniest answer I've seen, but yeah, dude, stars are monumental.

>>675813960
try doing that for the lawn mower one cus octillion is a big number

>>675813794
It depends. Is the moon black?

>>675814028
>ants take turns climbing on the brick to erode it
>ants reproduce to create more ants so they won't die off
two trillion ants is a lot of ants. assuming forces such like weather have no effect on ants in this scenario, that would be like saying you could throw a brick out into the woods and all the ants in those woods would become extinct before the brick erodes, which would simply not happen. ants have been around and will be around for a shit ton of time

>>675811703
>advance economically
>ants

what the fuck are you even saying

>>675814493
in a case where there are only ants and this single brick, the ants have no resources to sustain themselves for reproduction. They die off and there is now only ant corpses and the glorious brick.
>>Brick: 1
>>Ants: 0

>>675810840
How big is the brick?

>>675811348
>2 trillion ants
>few hits to win
>few

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>>675810840
>Brick
Red
>Ants
Black

brick wins

>>675814568
Green. It will last longer.

>>675814493
but those would be different ants.

>>675814568
Blue wins again that fucker

Who could win

CP or MODS

>>675814752
average brick size

>>675814568
Lex Luther

>>675814568
it depends, is it limpid green?

>>675814978
now this is the real question

why don't you find out

>>675814568
hah

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>>675814735
>ant corpse fluids and internals go all over brick
>slowly disintegrate the brick
>over time both the brick and the ants will erode away into nothing
what is even the point of living

>>675814231
I assumed push mowers
>Average Push Mower Mass is difficult to find, I'm going to ballpark it since we're dealing with such large numbers and say 35 kg
>One octillion lawn mowers would have a mass of 3.5E28 (Which means they could probably handle the sun but thats not what you faggots asked)
>The mass of VY Canis Majoris is only 17E8... Solar Masses
>It is literally 1700000000 Suns.
>You can do that fucking math yourself.

>>675815026
now you're just being stupid

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sefsefsefsef!?

>>675814150
Nevermind, did the math. Assuming each mower weighs 50 lbs, one octillion of them would only be 1/2500th the mass of VY Canis Majoris. Star wins big time.

>>675814504
Well, eventually. Anyway, Economic behavior is fundamental animal behavior. It's all about resource distribution and allocation.

Something can engage in economic activity and not have a full grasp of all the intricacies, you know. Like, you can be disenfranchised without knowing the meaning of the word.

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>>675814568
>mfw the two opponents are really just fighting themselves
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_star_(astronomy)

>>675815211
Oh really? Because green would discolor our sun thus weakening Superman allowing Lexto end the son of Krypton once and for all.

>>675814231
>>675815178
>>675815286
I did the math

>>675815200
It would depend on many factors, but enough radiation will kill the water bear.

>>675811149
What if the ants are allowed to fuck or is it a constant warlike state with the brick?

>>675815232
damn......

>>675815286
>1/2500th
How the fuck did you do your math?
>>675815178 shows that assuming 35kg one octillion mowers have 3.5E28, but fucking Canis Majoris has a mass of 3.23E39
>1E-11 =/= 1/2500th

>>675815405
Einsteins theory of relativity might be wrong.
I have 4 pears. If I eat one half of one we have 3.5 pear.
Pear win

>>675814941
so there would be different bricks too.

oh wait bricks are fucking retarded and can't even reproduce.

>0/10 stop wasting my valuable time with this shit and admit you are wrong and possibly mentally challenged

>>675815232
Without a doubt I'd put my money on the un-observable universe.

If the observable universe has been any indication, we are very very small, and there's no end in sight to the universe.

>>675815503

/b/ never does math

>>675815232
If the universe is really infinite, the the unobserved part is infinitely larger than the part we can see.

>>675815671
it shows

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lets see which one of you geniuses can figure this out

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>>675815648
You ok there anon

>>675815558
With a trillion ants, there's bound to be thousands of queens. They would just start burrowing and set up camp.

>>675815747
Good job taking that way out of context, anon.

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>>675810840
Ant here, that brick ain't got shit

>>675815747
Well, the US would win in Vietnam, but we'd rather just wreck the country and leave before incurring the wrath of China and setting off WW3

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>>675815747
war = armstrong wins every time

>>675815617
Google said Vy canis majoris weighs 6x10^31 kg and I went with 50 lb mowers which would be 23x10^27 kg

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>>675815863
chinese army only has 0.5 air and 0.5 cancerous shit.
1 air will make the china army powerfuller

>>675815863
The air would dissipate before their resolute advance.

china STRONK

>>675810840

The ants in your picture look like ordinary black carpenter ants which weigh around 0.1 grams. These ants are approximately 0,8 - 1,2 cm long and ~0,2 cm wide.

The brick looks like an ordinary red brick which is 194x92x57 mm (7½ x 3⅝ x 2¼ in) in size and which weighs around 3 kg.

Pure numerical analysis would obviously suggest that 2 trillion ants could produce a force that could lift 6,6 billion bricks and therefore the ants could do whatever they want with the brick.

Then again, all the ants could never lift the brick because it has limited surface size. Using the sizes listed above, and granting the ants the advantage of lifting the brick from the largest surface, you could calculate that only 893 ants fit under the surface area of the brick, which is 178,5 square cm. Therefore the ants could only produce a force of ~9 N which is not nearly enough to move the brick.

Therefore it's a stalemate. The ants can't do shit and the brick is just a brick. It doesn't do anything by itself.

>>675816032
tbh I read 17+-8 solar masses as 17E8 :^)
Good thing this is anonymous or this would be really embarassing.

>>675811849
Do you feel bad about being that new?

>>675816054
Cancer never wins.

If only we could get it to negotiate reasonably, but little does it know that its unchecked growth inevitably will kill the host and all the cancer cells along with it.

>>675816173
>ants try to lift brick
>can't because their pussies
>get crushed
brick win

>>675816032
And if you put that into wolfram alpha, the mowers are .00038333 rounded to .0004 for simplicity, thus 4/10000 or 1/2500

>>675813438
yeah, but individual lives end. this is, in theory, a fight? between one brick and 2 trillion ants. not anyone else. brick rope-a-dopes for a month or two, ants disintegrate, ref does the count

>>675811348
HOOBIDY DOOBIDY

>>675816173
i mean ants are SUPER strong

>>675815932
good job getting baited, anon

>>675810840

DOES THE BRICK HAVE ENERTIA

>>675816390
lol, no way, dude. It would be the direct descendants of the ants, which are considered superorganisms, so as long as it was the same antbros, then the ref would have to wait.

>>675814150
You know your stuff

>>675813003
But there's no wind in space

>>675816665
I imagine the brick has no inertia, since it's a brick...

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>>675816665
You failure

>>675814150
Nah dude, that's a big star. You probably wouldn't even get a reaction from the star.

>>675816679
I'm just saying in your version it's more than 2 trillion ants.

>>675816703
SOLAR WIND

CHECK
AND
m8

>>675816758
A brick with inertia is still a brick. You can't be this retarded

>>675816832
lol

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Le ant army is here

>>675816832
now if you released ants gradually maybe

>>675813794
Riot shield dudes
Average men can lift approximately 125 pounds, the moin wieghs 74e18 tons
1 sextillion men can lift 76e18 tons, boom

>>675816684
Naw, dude, I was wrong. I went back and did the math on it and the mowers only weigh 1/2500 the mass of the star, so they'd make the star a miniscule fraction larger.

>>675810840
ants
even if the brick smashes the ants it wont kill 2 trillion of them
ants will surround and cover the brick and dissolve it

>>675815674
>protip: the universe is certainly not infinite

>>675816890
Why the fuck would there be inertia? That's never a factor. You don't see people asking if the ants have inertia, do you?

It's a brick. It's not a falling brick, a thrown brick, or a tilted brick. It's just a brick.

>>675816825
Yeah like I said>>675816940

>>675815468
Wait, Superman dies?!

>>675811542
every magma in this planet isnt enought to stop a 10000000000000000000000000000000 electric eels, their mass is like 1000000x the fucking planet you idiot

>>675816332
but 2 trillion of them???

>>675816940
Wow I didn't expect that. One octillion semmed like a fuckin huge number. How dissapointing

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Brick got REKT

>>675812703
Idk bro, thats a lot of lions

>>675817015
floating in space, agreed

ants suffocate