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Why is Ham and Pineapple objectively the best pizza?
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Why is Ham and Pineapple objectively the best pizza?
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>>675804937
>Sweet, salty, savory
Hits almost all the taste buds
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>>675804937
Yes.
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>>675804937
i agree it is the best. it has what a normal cheese pizza has, with the added benefits of salty ham and sweet pinapple
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>>675804937
Because Hawaiian pizza is the shit
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>>675804937
Replace ham with bacon, then French in hotsauce and I agree.
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you disgusting fucks
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>>675805206
>killing pizza with spices.
But why?
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needs more chicken and ground beef
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>>675804937
cus ur a delsuisonal svclew as hipster dumbadssssss
fuck ur pineapple imma shove one yupo uer but
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>>675804937
How do you expect to survive the winter?
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>>675805068
You got it dude

Salt and sugar are like meth and heroin, great on their own but insane together
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>>675805369
Dude, don't remember where but one of the chains has a barbecue chicken pizza with bacon and pineapple also
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Cheese pizza best pizza
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Eww, fucking pineapples on pizza, disgusting
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>>675807378
>hasn't even tried it
Since you refuse to try new things, go back to eating tendies you shitlord
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>>675804937
Love the pineapple, dislike ham.

Sausage, pepperoni, green pepper, and pineapple is for me.
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I like it but actually going through with ordering and buying one. Full plebian mode. If some weirdo happens to be around me, i'll have a few slices of theirs
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>>675807378
Mommy didn't hug you enough?
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>>675808510
Nonsense man up to your tastes
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>>675804937
In my experience most ham pizza places use is fatty and tough to chew. Only place to get Feta on pizza around here is Dominos. So try this, pineapple, pepperoni, and feta. God tier topping combination.
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>>675804937
>objectively

stop trolling

i nominate tuna pizza for subjectively best pizza
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>>675808932
>pineapple, pepperoni, and feta

ugh.... why?
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Actually its the worst. the best is just cheese
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Fuck you op

Best pizza is

Pollo con champiƱones

Chicken mushrooms
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>>675808932
Nice i love feta, too bad the dominoes in my area shut down because the gen manager embezzled hundreds of thousands of dollars and took off for mexico
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>>675804937
Meat feast pizza is the only logical choice for a pizza
Fucking pussys with your ham and pineapple.... What do you wash it down with a pinya colada and a porta Rican boys cum aswell?!
Man the fuck up and get some meat inside you
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>>675809326
noice
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Because it has Sweet and Salty aspects to it.
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>>675809379
>calls others gay
>loves meat inside him
Captcha: select the pizzas
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>>675804937
im missing something spicy there tbh fam
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>>675809379
meat doesn't really belong on a real pizza

you must be murrican
make it big and make it cheap
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>>675804937
i'll go with salami,onion,paprica,garlic and a
semifluid egg
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>>675809576
Its true but chicken and mushroom is best pizza
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>>675804937
at least post one with fresh pineapple and fresh ham, not that weird square "ham" that comes on frozen pizzas and canned pineapple rings
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>>675809379
it must suck to never have enjoyed a REAL italian pizza
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>>675809379
>"what are you gay"
>"put meat in you"

oh boy...
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>>675804937
tuna, shrimp, onion and garlic

u dont need anything else after u tried that
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>>675804937
>best
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>>675809779
u dont need to talk to another person after that because they will fucking puke smelling your breath

sounds delicious though
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>>675804937
I love pepperoni and mushroom
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>>675809716
>cooking the cheese
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>>675809454
erk !
discusting
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>>675809716
it must suck to live with dirty guineas.
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No
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>>675809779
THIS

another variation:
tuna, mozz, red onion and garlic
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>>675804937


>pineapple
>cheese
>bacon
>light sauce
>thin crust
>banana peppers

Best fucking pizza there is. Sugar? Got it. Fat? Got it too. Its also got a little acidity from the peppers to help prop up that sweetness from the pineapple. The bacon really brings it all together.
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>>675809833
Why?
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>>675804937
>not picking triple pepperoni
>ishygddt
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>>675809921
wat
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>>675809716
there are shops that sell italian 00type flour
and there are shops that see pizza ovens that go up to 450+ Ā°C if modded.
all you need for a nice napolitanian pie
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>>675809454
Is this a Japanese pizza? this shit looks gross as fuck.
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>>675810056
why not?
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>>675810078
fresh cheese is better
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>>675809901
thats true but whatever mate, im ugly as fuck anyways
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>>675810144
>>675810155
chcekd
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>>675810129
because its the worst taste pizza ever made !!
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>>675810127
Korean.
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>>675809901
you know you love that girl if you both eat it and still have sex afterwards
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>>675810129
potato on pizza like as retarded as my assburger brother making lasagne sandwiches.
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>>675809999
WITNESSED
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>>675810129
>>675809989
>>675809833
>>675809454
Stop! this is horrible! this is worst than gore threads.
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>>675809989
i'm german and what is ziz?
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>>675810272
na
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>>675810365
MODS
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>>675810365
?
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>>675810375
Looks like a philly cheese steak pizza, which is objectively based.
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>>675804937
It isn't.
Certainly it is a matter of personal taste.
But as a matter of sales? All chains and frozen mfg's report that the standard "Pepperoni" remains the number 1 seller.
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>>675810423
he posted a bunch of characters...
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>>675809921
The fuck?
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>>675810304
You have not lived until you've had mashed potatoes on pizza. Pic related, it's OC.

>>675810342
>

>>675810370
German Pizza.
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this is best of the best
slices of parmesan and balsamic sauce give you extra flavor, with them arugula is just heaven in your mouth
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>>675810365
Sick fuck
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behold the glorious mcpizzapie
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>>675810129
See id eat that pizza but why put bone in short ribs on a pizza?
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>>675806365

I remember when I was 5.
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>>675810365
Jesus Christ
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>>675810504
but you like little grills assholes better, right?
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>>675810476
Because it's the cheapest, most standard pizza.
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>>675809989
what is this madness
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>>675810570
So you can learn control.
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>>675810498
are those corns ?
what a horrible ingredient
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>>675810273
Fuck, I didn't think anyone could out nasty Japanese pizzas.
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>>675810072
where's the peperoni?
all i see is sausage.
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>>675810485
Newfag
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>>675810144
fresh uncooked cheese?
do you eat your dough raw as well?
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>>675810498
germanfag here
>German Pizza
na man it's an abomination
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>>675810662
Yes, there was corn on the pizza. Sweetcorn.
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>>675804937
You satanic demon you do not put pineaple on pizza!
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>>675809102
because its fucking delicious
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>>675810504
Gaaayyy
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>>675810504

At this point, its just a gourmet 'Chefs Salad' on flat bread. Id eat it though.
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>>675804937
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>>675808510
>Give me Hawaiian pizza
What's so hard about that? The only thing stopping you is your ego that you have inflated with elitist contrarian ideas
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>>675810731
fucking pedo scum oldfaggot

be ashamed of yourself
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>>675810476
>tfw I've never even seen a pepperoni for sale in my country

We have pepperoni on pizzas but usually with other shit. Personal fav is Portofino - prawns, mushroom, bacon
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>>675810498
maybe someone who never visited germany sells it as german style pizza but you will never find it here
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>>675810749
no cook the bottom with tomatos then top it with basil and cheese. it's good. eat one. you will see. delicious
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>>675810640
No that would be cheese, which is the third best in sales, number two varies from chain to chain but tends to be what ever version they might call a deluxe, supreme, or special.
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>>675806011
papa J
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>>675810661
What?
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>>675804937
Love the savory and sweet, with the downsides being that I hate pineapple and ham individually.
Nigger where's my sugarcane and skirt steak?
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>>675810681
>pepperoni sausage
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>>675810973
yeah
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>>675809716

I'm 'murikkan and years ago I spent 10 days in Italy and ate that exact margarita variety of pizza for lunch every other day.

It was really good, really different, and I miss it a lot. That said, it's good for the novelty and rarity factors moreso than anything. The Buffalo Mozz is bomb as fuck, but you can (nowadays) buy it almost anywhere in the US, shipped overnight from Italy, even.

If you honestly say you'd choose that Italian Margarita pizza over a meat-lovers, you're either lying through your teeth or a giant hipster faggot.
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>>675809454
I don't know what's up with all the haters, but this looks like a yummy as hell seafood pizza
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>>675811046
So youre just pizzaposting huh?
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>>675810129
Heh, delete the chilli and that pizza looks fucking delicious.
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>>675809454
this looks absolutely amazing
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>>675804937
It's the best pizza for non pizza lovers
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>>675810946
when the pizza man shows up in the thread.
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>>675811061
Murica! Fuck yeah!
See
>>675810565
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>>675810504
That's just a salad on some pita bread
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ITT : pedo cowards

except me
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>>675804937
It's not. You only think it is because you're a hipster faggot and a genetic reject.
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>>675811134
No. I'm actively contributing to the thread.
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>>675809999
im not even italian you dirty fucking virgin

just traveled there a few times
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>>675804937
ever had taco pizza?
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>>675804937
If you put fruit on pizza, you're a degenerate.
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>>675810881
Came to this thread just for this
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>>675811213
What?
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>>675810835
how did you know ?

>>675810859
well, where I live, any pizza house has this pizza and this bread, it's the closest to italian pizza I think.
we don't eat Pizza hut or Domino, in my city there's only 2 pizza huts, 2 dominos, 6 mcdonals and 2 KFC (almost a million people)
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>>675811224
Pizzaposting
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>>675810669
Niggers haven't tried french cream and horse pizza.
I hope you like the taste of debauchery.
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>>675811061
dude of course id choose the italian one

im not a fat muritard
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>>675811204
spop it boto
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>>675811319
I miss Korea. I don't think I should do this any more.
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>>675810129
thought those were pears.... this is dog shit tier pizza
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>>675811290

In This Trhead all people are pedo but me
(and mods)
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>>675810919
My comment much like this site was US centric.

Tastes do tend to vary country wise.
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>>675810946
Pizza Hut UK
#1 Pepperoni Feast
#2 Margherita
#3 Texan BBQ
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>>675811204
For the love of viruses, Ive downloaded it
My AV caught it tho. What was it?
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Chicken, mushrooms and bacon is the best pizza topping combo

Fuck you
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>>675805355
>Not finding the perfect blend of spices for the optimal personal experience.

Why even go on anon?
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>>675811184
probably find that easier in the UK than the US
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>>675811061
it's good to see american appreciate other food than that junk food you call the best food.

pizza and meat are different though, we don't have to choose one over another.
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>>675811476
boto tryna hack you up
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>>675808510
>Too autistic to order the pizza you want

What is it with all these people giving way too much of a fuck what others think
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>>675809454
Where does one obtain such a bizarre pizza?
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>>675811399
Wait wait, is that two pizzas or a double dough pizza?
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>>675811499
Add sweetcorn and your sweet
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Good
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>5yo little girt cunt wide open.jpg
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>>675809454
first decent pizza in here
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>>675810787
This is a massacre, you have completely disgraced pizza and the culinary arts, sir, fuck you.
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>>675811438
Yeah I just found that interesting, I've seen pepperoni pizzas referred to in movies etc, never knew it was super popular irl. We usually have it in a meatlovers or supreme style pizza.
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>all these foodie metrosexuals making up for their lack of masculinity by trying to project a facade of being gastronomically cultured

That's what reddit is for, queers.
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>>675811472
>

>>675811620
I actually don't know.

>>675811689
You'll need to buy me dinner, first.
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>>675804937
>Pineapple

Savage
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>>675809454
Google image search goes straight to vape.
My sides
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>>675811579
He placed 2 flv movie files which show random windows icons and the other one is broken
The virus was third file, a lousy screensaver which even my AV picked up.

Is this how the fucking youth tries to "hack" people nowadays?
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>>675809326
top tier
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>>675811476
my av didn't react
apparently nothing
tried to play it
player gave error
deleted
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>>675811793
Is that tator chips on a pizza pie?
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>>675809454
Japanese garbage.. throw it away.
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>>675811853
this, didn't even bother to click the screensaver thingy, both flv didn't play
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>>675810881
this
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>>675811310
cause of your gay pizza
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>lexie.jpg
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>>675811876
waffle fries
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>>675804937
Because the dough, sauce and cheese suck in chain pizza places - so they make up for the lack of legitimate pizza in tasty toppings. Which are tasty I don't deny, and ham and pineapple is at the top of that. But chain dough, cheese and sauce again, actually do objectively suck.
Go to New York, get into a real pizza parlor and reward yourself with a thin slice of heaven. Or if want a real meal pizza pie, stuff your face with a thick chunk of Chicago deep dish. Both are god-tier without the stupid accessories. I've had a lot of both but New York is the best, they say it's something to do with the water.
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Pineapple is disgusting in general.

The best pizza is grilled chicken, mushrooms, onion, green pepper, and roma tomatoes with ranch sauce.
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>>675811182
I have never heard of "cat" pizza I imagine it might be an "Asian" version? Your cat does not seem to like "the bird" much. Looks sad.
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>>675812172
TL DR
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here's some education:

pepperoni means small pepper
that means chili peppers

pepperoni salami or pepperoni sausage is sausage spiced with chili

it may be convenient to call it pepperoni, when it's actually pepperoni salami

if you've got an international audience however, it simply confuses people

pepperoni and pepperoni salami are both popular pizza toppings, but one's a fruit/vegetable
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>>675804937

HAMBURGER AND BLACK OLIVES WITH EXTRA CHEESE, MOTHER FUCKERS!

DO YOU EVEN PIZZA?!?!
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>>675812172
>he thinks NYC pizza has anything on pizza from the rest of the state
>he thinks chicago cheese cake is pizza
Opinion invalidated.
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>>675812307
TL DR
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if you guys order pizza a lot ask those faggots to cook it well done.

it will change your lifes
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>>675812172
Anon, that looks fucking shit, I'd rather eat>>675809716
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>inb4 529 pedos are browsing this thread
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>>675812357
You have garbage taste.
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>>675812237
>>675812387
>>675812414
My God. You chain food McDonalds-tier pizza facestuffing plebs don't even know what you're missing but I'm golden with that. You can lead a pleb to water but you can't tell him not to suck cocks amirite
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>>675812357
that looks disgusting
>hamburger pizza
wtf
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>margarita
>margarita, olives, peppers, roast aubergine
>pepperoni if you're feeling slutty

Pollo honourable mention. The pesto better be fuckin' good though.
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ham and tuna

maybe eggs

das it mane
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>>675811793
Sure, I'll buy you dinner. But it won't be one of them nasty pizzas you like.
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>>675812599
Protip: Too late. This site is for pedos. It was made popular by pedos. If you're not one, you're in the minority and need to go back to your normie facebook circlejerk.
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>>675812641
Sorry, I don't live in the US, never tried chain pizza
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>>675812754
plain pedo spotted
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>>675804937
i don't know, but it is. our local pizza place offers "tropical" pizza, which is the basic ham and pineapple along with small clumps of cinnamon and brown sugar scattered about. it sounds wrong, but it's so damn good.
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>>675812641
>nobody thinks my regurgitated opinion is worthwhile
>waaaaah!
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>>675812641
My God. You Jet-tier pizza stuffing plebs dont even know what youre missing but im platinum with that. You can lead a pleb to water but you can suck a lot of cocks amirite
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>>675810787
>mfw corn on the pizza
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>>675812357
You must get a lot of chest pains...
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>pizza thread
>no ones posted Roses Pizza NYC yet
>cucked
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>>675812728

Sorry, it's actually Italian Beef.

IT'S STILL BETTER THAN ANY FUCKING PIZZA WITH GODDAMNED PINEAPPLE!
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>>675812840
You're so smart. That's why you get all the girls.
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>>675813037

not simply girls but
little girls < 10yo
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only thing to rival ham and pineapple is mushroom and sausage
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>>675813037
Dont enage him its what he wants
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>>675804937
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
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>>675813185
don't enage me you fuck

that's whbat I wxaqnt
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>>675812979
no one posted hippster faggotry u mean
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>>675804937
it's not.

It needs jaelpeno, habanero, or sriracha.
then, is best
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Best pizza
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>>675812172
>the dough, sauce and cheese suck in chain pizza places

fully agree. it's the cheapest of the cheap shit.
move off the chains, doesn't even have to be an expensive place, and you'll have an experience that is worlds better.
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>all these pizzas, and I'm lactose intolerant
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>>675812237
>>675812396

maybe you wanna leave the internet and go back to your colouring books
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>>675813468
HAHA FAGGOT
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>>675813468
>lactose

more like kid pussie amirite
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>>675813555
lul wut?
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>>675813420
this is so fuckin horrible
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>>675813527
nope I stay here, fuck you
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>>675804937
>salmon
>rucola
>crĆØme fraĆ®che
god tier pizza
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>>675813555
No. Milk, and other dairy products.
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>>675813348
yeah the place in penn station thats been there since like 1981 is hipster bull shit. fuck outta here.
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>>675813725
Do you have a cock in your ass when you eat pussy pizza like this?
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>>675813468
>>675813758
sucks to be you
there are pills for that I think though?
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>>675814024
Shit don't work.
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>>675804937
I prefer bacon to ham
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>>675813725
this pizza smells like poorly washed vagina
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>>675804937
because you've never had brooklyn pizza
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You Fucking children.

Best pizza is a neopolitan style: with dolloped (ovalini) mozzarella, pepperoncinis, feta, red bell pepper and salami. Pesto drizzled on top after firing.
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>>675813997
try the pizza before you jump to conclusions faggot
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>>675804937
>objectively the best pizza
does not compute
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>>675814183
>that reddit tier meme image
Defintely a cockchugger.
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>>675814105
see>>675814183
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>>675814183
I don't want to try it, I might end up liking dick after eating it.
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>>675811061
>If you honestly say you'd choose that Italian Margarita pizza over a meat-lovers, you're either lying through your teeth or a giant hipster faggot.

This. Even from just a basic primal perspective, bread+cheese+sauce < bread+cheese+sauce+BBQ Chicken

Or are you some sissy faggot who doesn't eat animals because he went into womens studies and learned how bad mankind is and we should all pet bears and lick the boots of bulldykes? Your body needs animal proteins to be optimal. There's a reason why BBQ'd meat tastes so good to us.

Not even American.
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>>675809326
Master race
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>>675814289
All this talk of reddit, you are welcome to go back anon
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>>675813997
>>675814105
>>675814289
>>675814387
if you think so insecure samefag
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>>675804937
tbqh pepperoni with crushed red pepper, Frank's red hot wing sauce, more cheese (either pepper jack or white) and cut pieces of tendies, is really good, pretty good when you wanna make something for a small group
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>>675814131

sign me up for two
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>>675814572
>samefag
lol look at the newfag sissy trying to pretend he's not getting gang fucked
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i like pineapple and black olives

not every pizza place has pineapple, and a very surprising amount will only put it on if its coming with ham too, but i dont want ham, and some just refuse to do it then.
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>>675814183
leave him alone.

he thinks meat, guns and wrestling can distract a person from their all-consuming love for cock

it may even be working for him, so this can never stop
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>>675814427
>man hunt
>man kill animal
>man meat
>meat
>jidfnkjnjkgnjnf man
>urg arg uga uga
>Edgy macho man type spotted
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>>675814572
Ummm I only wrote two of those you fudge packer
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>>675813725
>Ruining good gravlax
>acting like a smug faggot
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>>675814848
>butthurt queer detected
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>>675814748
>>675815019
doesn't matter, you could be basically the same person with your posts
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>>675814848
I don't actually, but that doesn't mean his taste in pizza isn't gay as fuck.
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>>675814936
>Thinks anyone who says meat is good for you and tastes good for an evolutionary reason is a wannabe-macho stereotype
>No valid argument in sight

You're either trolling or wasting time while you could be making a new safe-space to pegged in public at your local community college, tumblr faggot. I bet your parents are REAL proud of how their 'son' came o - I mean - TURNED out.
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>>675815221
You could basically be in a gay gangbang with the kind of pizza you like
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>>675815221
Welcome to my website.
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>>675813468
maybe you should open your mind and stop judging lactose for things it can't change then, you fucking bigot
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>>675815691
Lactose is the problem, and has been consistently so. Not me.
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>>675815450
I didn't say that's the only pizza I like, that's all you
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>>675815440
>Or are you some sissy faggot who doesn't eat animals because he went into womens studies and learned how bad mankind is and we should all pet bears and lick the boots of bulldykes?
>not a macho man stereotype

not trolling you fucking neanderthal, I wasn't even saying that based on the eating meat argument, but on the fact that you think we all HAVE to or we're queers that went to women's studies and bla bla bla gay man strong kill hunt rape pillage urgggggggg
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>>675815861
I didn't say you did, but you still like that one you fucking vagina monologue
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>>675815691
being lactose intolerant takes pretty much the fun out of dairy products
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>>675804937
You need to seriously think about ending your life.
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>>675815918
You're going to be the first to die when the shit goes down. You, and those like you, won't be missed.
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>>675815802
>>675816068
i refuse to explain this very simple joke which has flown over your dairy-hating heads
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Add bacon and extra cheese then it will be perfect for dipping in some ranch
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>>675811341
look at my pizza
my pizzas amazing
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