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This shit happed last night. pull up a chair, plebs. > Be
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2016-03-25 08:01:01 Post No. 675766710
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:01:01 Post No. 675766710 [Report]
This shit happed last night. pull up a chair, plebs.

> Be me, playing CSGO late as hell.
>some person with a girl as there picture named Ms. Kemtaku or whatever offerd nudes for skins.
>I joked saying il give her MY nudes for skins.
>she friended me, and we chatted during the game.
>afterword, she invites me to a lobby, and starts looking up and down my inventory.
>I know full well this is bullshit, but i play along, cool as a cucumber.
>she, or, he, probably, started asking for my all my fucking skins
>greedy cunt.
>promised a Skype show.
>I said sure, Il give everything but the ak until after the show.
>greedy ass jewbag wasn't satisfied, and demanded the ak, claiming she's been "cheated" before.
>I ask to look at her inventory, and she says sure.
>all the while, im just fucking waiting for a good chance to expose her/his ass.
And which I did.

Should I continue? (Pt.2?
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:03:13 Post No.675766952
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:03:13 Post No.675766952 [Report]
>>675766710
well you basically said nothing interesting yet so yes just keep going
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:04:39 Post No.675767110
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You sound like the sort of faggot that whiteknights in Runescape. KYS.
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:05:41 Post No.675767225
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>>675766710
>Should I continue? (Pt.2?
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:05:56 Post No.675767252
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:05:56 Post No.675767252 [Report]
Just tell the fucking story, christ.
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:06:07 Post No.675767281
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:06:07 Post No.675767281 [Report]
Sure
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:08:45 Post No.675767548
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:08:45 Post No.675767548 [Report]
>>675766710
>plebs
>should I continue
Best check yourself faggot.
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:13:58 Post No.675768077
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:13:58 Post No.675768077 [Report]
>>675766710
Post the fucking story holy shit
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:14:40 Post No.675768147
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:14:40 Post No.675768147 [Report]
>>675766710
Finish the story yung trav
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:16:08 Post No.675768288
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:16:08 Post No.675768288 [Report]
>>675766710

Pt.2. (Ii' go slower.)

>I go to her inventory and, it is fucking unstable as fuck. only 4 guns
>none of the guns matched, and it seemed obvious as fuck people gave this shit to her/him, and he took it and ran.
>pretty much fucking stealing. Mind you, she's a rank 2, which means she/he just started playing, and already has skins? bullshit.
>I ask her/him/fuckboi (more of confront, really) about it, asking what exact case they got it from.

He/she/cancer said she couldn't remember.
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> ending conversation below.
> Me: you know what I think?
>Her:what?
>Me: you know. I know, that your bullshiting. I mean really, its so fucking obvious I almost dont feel bad for the 4 people you ripped off.
>Her: Oh my god. (literal response)
>Me: your pretty much stealing, you fag.
>Her: KYS.

Then she and I blocked each other. dont know who did it first, but it felt fukcing gratifying wasting her/he's time.
Sorry for the shit story.
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:16:58 Post No.675768359
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:16:58 Post No.675768359 [Report]
>>675766710
OP here sorry for the wait
I send my skins,but it was a dude lol his cock was nice tho
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:18:07 Post No.675768463
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:18:07 Post No.675768463 [Report]
>>675768359
Fuck outta here fake ass faggot.
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:19:00 Post No.675768540
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:19:00 Post No.675768540 [Report]
here's all I got out of that story
>op meets faggot playing CSGO
>faggot then says showing my dicks for skins
>Op being the humongous thundercunt faggot that he is, gets intrigued.
>Op starts playing hard to get. Starts acting like an even bigger faggot saying there's a part 2 to this story.
>
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:20:24 Post No.675768669
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>>675768540
OP here.

Pretty much how it went down. you fuckboi.
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:25:10 Post No.675769129
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:25:10 Post No.675769129 [Report]
>>675768288
die
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:26:56 Post No.675769295
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>>675768288
are you serious you retard? that's it?
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:28:49 Post No.675769457
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:28:49 Post No.675769457 [Report]
>>675768669
never post here again idiot
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:29:24 Post No.675769515
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>>675768288
Kill yourself
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:30:21 Post No.675769592
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>>675768288

Gr8 story OP.. Laughed my eyeballs out
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:30:50 Post No.675769632
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:30:50 Post No.675769632 [Report]
>>675768288
You goddamn shithead I want my 45secs back. Steam refund now.
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:32:04 Post No.675769753
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:32:04 Post No.675769753 [Report]
>>675766710
So let me get this straight. You thought this -.5/10 green text was worthy of your /b/rothers time? Go whine at tumblr you fucking faggot.
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:32:50 Post No.675769829
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>mfw this thread

So that's it? you're fucking retarded
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:32:59 Post No.675769838
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:32:59 Post No.675769838 [Report]
Who gives a shit.
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:33:17 Post No.675769870
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:33:17 Post No.675769870 [Report]
track op down and make him kill himself
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:33:26 Post No.675769884
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:33:26 Post No.675769884 [Report]
>>675768288
why did u make a thread for this?? acoustic or underage????????
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:33:45 Post No.675769915
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:33:45 Post No.675769915 [Report]
>>675768288
that was the dumbest fucking story ever,

>it felt fukcing gratifyign wasting her/he's time.

did it also feel good wasting ours
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:35:51 Post No.675770077
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:35:51 Post No.675770077 [Report]
>>675769829
Kek. Only 90's kids will understand this.
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:39:05 Post No.675770376
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:39:05 Post No.675770376 [Report]
>>675768288
>i am too desperate to realize an obvious scam
shortened it a bit for you :)
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:41:51 Post No.675770644
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Heres a extra bonus story from OP. im feeling generous.

>Be me, in highschool, about 16.
>got so high I got expelled.
>true story.

Sorry for the bad story, as well. this might help.
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:46:02 Post No.675771010
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:46:02 Post No.675771010 [Report]
Go kill yourself faggot
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:48:14 Post No.675771205
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:48:14 Post No.675771205 [Report]
>>675768540
Kek.. Made it worth the story.
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:52:36 Post No.675771638
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>>675770644
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:52:45 Post No.675771645
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Anonymous 2016-03-25 08:52:45 Post No.675771645 [Report]
I have a story
Won't be as good as ops tho
>be me
>just get into csgo
>Nova 3
>ST FN deag conspiracy worth 20 CAD in first case
>amass 700+ frags with it
>some solo queue random wants to trade
>overpaying by a 1/3 of the worth which is fishy af
>tries to get me to do some mumbo jumbo with my email
>so he doesn't get ripped off again
So I told him to fuck off, blocked reported -repd and unfriended
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