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That's not you

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>>675749224
Wow look at all these betas. I never thought it was possible, for real thought people like you guys didn't exist.

I was wondering why I got all these girls so easy all the time. Then I see all these 1-6/10s and then I realize that compared to you guys I'm like an 99/10 so there's no comparison hahahaha. Oh wow, here's a tip, get out of your parents house every once in a while and pick up some weights. If you can't even bench press your own weight you are pathetic. Hahaha oh man this is just too rich. I gotta go get my bros to see this oh my God.

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>>675749889
Outie belly buttons are weird

You have a small penis.

>>675749889
Why's your baby dick coming outa your stomach?

>>675749224
Where is the time stamp faggot

>>675750813
Yeah, well not all of us choose what we're born with.

You're one of the smaller guys I've seen. Fuck off.

>>675750813
Yeah, and being a nigger is even worse.

Synthol

>>675749224
How scared of Hafthor are you?

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I'm more turned on then scared.

>>675751410
Sounds like you're gay

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>>675749224

Prepare to be deported spic.

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I have a gun like a normal full blooded american,. So not very. > MFW he thinks he has a chance

Parole officer

>>675749224
Skinny fat here, not too scared. I do mma 5 times a week. Choke dudes bigger than you on a daily basis.

I never got the point of these threads

>>675749224
Not scared at all. I'm sure you are a lovely chap.

you lift weights so unless you are going to curl me not scared - you would get raped by a 60kg high school wrestler

Just because you lift down at mean you can fight

>>675749224
Nerds are smart enough to own guns.

>>675749224
I'd love to pull your pants down. Then I'd get a needle and make a few small holes in your ball sack. Then I would suck the cum out of your balls through the little needle holes in your sack.

>>675751070
You weren't born with that. Someone fucked up the cut.

you look pretty unbalanced. pretty sure i could beat you with the footwork.

>>675749224
Even though this is low quality b8 ill still give my 2c.

Im not scared at all.
You look like the type of nigger who goes to the gym to build his ego, maybe to make up for the fact that your cock is too small? Who knows?

Being big doesnt mean anything in a fight. Its all about technique.

I do muay thai 1 hour a week on mondays.
Boxing 1 hour a week and tuesdays, and part of a rugby league team so i train for 1.5 hours on wednesday and friday, play game on the weekend. I also jog and workout in my spare time.
Im not as big as you but im sure that my core is stronger than yours.
Also my fighting technique is far superior.

I could ko you in a matter of minutes, if not with my fists then id tackle yu amd choke yu out, nate diaz style bitch.

22yo here deadlift 145kg
Squat 180kg
100m sprint = 10seconds
Fastest victory in my amateur mma club friendly match is 18 seconds. KO with a left uppercut.

>>675755031
do me

>>675755337
You mean sex?

this isnt you
even if it is you arent the biggest nigger here
even with those tren delts i can catch your ugly coon ass in a head and arm

>>675755031
you train an hour of thai boxing a week dude you arent shit
you want to be decent at muay thai? train it every day. until then you're not gonna knock anybody out.

>>675749224
out of 10?
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>>675755651
>acoustic nigger
yes

>>675755031
How much do you spar in muay thai and boxiing? I only get to spar twice a week :/ Also, you should pick up grappling. Jiu jitsu will change your life. No bullshit.

>>675755854
An hour a week plus an hour a week of boxing.
It isnt much i know but its enough for me to learn how to KO someone. Boxing gives me basic knowledge and exp on stand up blow for blow fist fights.
Muay thai gives me knowledge and exp on how to use my legs, and body weight to my advantage of my opponent is a half decent boxer.

Never claimed that im training to be the best. But id bet money that i could beat any old street fighter or gymrat.

>>675749224
Not much, i open carry.

>>675756360
Not much in muay thai, its mainly partnered technique practice, and build our form. In boxing we do quite a bit of 1v1 block sparring and dodge sparring ( one only does offense the other only does defense.

Usually every 2 weeks we spend 30 mins of boxing in the ring doing actual practice fights.

2/10 I feel like we'd be good friends but then you'd drink the last soda and I can't deal with that shit mang