YOU ARE THE FIRST HUMAN ON MARS
What will your first words on the red planet be?
MAKE MARS GREAT AGAIN
OP IS A FAGGOT
Not now, Jeff!
Hitler did nothing wrong!
Dubs checkem
>>675708467
NEVOLIM TE ALIJA ZATO STOSI BALIJA
>>675708890
KUATO LIVES!
The Mars declares war on the USA
i'm here to take yer martians job
Now let's go to the moon, since that landing was faked.
Why did I bring all this jet fuel?
DEUS VULT
today mars, tomorrow uranus
>>675709215
To melt Martian steel beams
SHEEEEEEEEET
>>675708467
I hope he has his dick in that bag.
Ez landing, ez life
>>675708467
Ayy lmao
>>675708467
looks like phoenix. could have just stayed home i guess...
Shut the speed limit up
Mission acocklished
Smokes let's go!
>>675708467
In the name of Trump, I claim this land for the Imperium
FRRRREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
We, therefore, the Representatives of the Martian Colonies, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the planet Earth, and that all political connection between them and the United Nations of Earth, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as a Free and Independent planet have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent planets may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
I was told there was going to be probing :(
>>675708467
I can suck the best cock around for miles.
>>675708467
IN THE NAME OF THE FOURTH REICH! GUTTEN TAGGEN BLOOKEN BLUEGGER!
>then does awesome mars shit.
>start shit posting messages to NASA about what are they gonna do to stop me I'm on fuck mars.
>they all like, oh shit he got us.
>>675708467
Omg. Aliens are real!
>>675708467
Allahu Akbar
>>675708467
Вся власть совьтам
>>675709780
Nice
Ground Control, something's moving in the distance...
Niggers
I would say "Fuck" then turn off the comms
"I see no alliums here"
ayy lmao
No foreigners allowed.
Rais was a literal fucking quick time event.
I'm the Mujahideen and I'm making a scene! Now you's gonna feel what the boom-boom meansQ It's like Tupac said, "When I die, I'm not dead"! We are the martyrs, you're just smashed tomatoes, ALLAHU AKBAR
Good-bye boys; I die a true Martian
I miss Earth.
I told you faggots i'd get here, but nooo, you didnt listen, now look at you.
So fucking tiny.
I will make a martian nuke program to nuke your tiny souls
Mark my words faggots
Witness me earthlings
>>675710911
What game is this?
Tits or gtfo
FUCK OFF SPACE NIGGERS. THIS IS OUR PLANET NOW
>>675708467
This is my planet now! Suck it, Earth!
>>675711378
Shadow of Mordor
>>675708467
Thank you. This is all I've ever wanted. I couldn't ask for more
>>675708467
Niggers tongue my anus.
M'aiq has heard that the people of Mars are better looking than the ones in Earth. He has no opinion on the matter. All people are beautiful to him.
>>675708467
ayy lmao
Now how do I jerk off here without dying?
>>675708467
All your base are belong to us
>>675711378
Clockwork Empire or some shit.
>>675711378
Clockwork Empires
>>675711522
You cheeky motherfucker. This puts my sides in orbit every time.
GET OFF MY FUCKING PLANET REDNIGGERS
"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra"
Got my ass to Mars!
Hey, guys, this is the mars scene, right? alright, just making sue, dont tape it yet, wait until we're in position, just like the moon landing. Ready? Ok, show time. -HELLO FROM THE PLANET MARS
Another point for the imperial system.
>>675708467
> Step off ladder on to surface
"JEWS DID 9/11"
What fucking space cunt decided to use this planet as a tampon?
"I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside,
doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle!"
ALLAH AKBAR!!!!
I'm going to smoke a fatty boombatty and eat 2 tubs of this
Whites: 2
Niggers, Sandniggers, Mexicans, Jews, Women: 0
Stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop!
Who said i was going to land
>almost to mars
>gain evil smirk
>showtime.gif
>adjust someshit on the control panel
>instead of an organized landing, the rocket does a nosedive into the planet
>block out mission control yelling at you on how to fix
>Right before hitting the red surface, yell out two words
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>Smash into planet
>Fuel tanks dont explode instantly, instead break off and hit the planet
>Explode theshit out of mars
>Go up to heaven and your 72 Dank memes
>>675712030
>>675712084
Thanks nigs
>>675710911
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
On behalf of NASA, the United States of America, and the People of Earth....check 'em.
Aliens r gay
>>675708467
I JUST TALKED TO JESUS, HE SAID, "WHAT UP, YEEZUS?"
I can't breathe.
>>675709780
SEIG ZEON
>>675709780
basically saying
"my planet now fuckers"
This first step is brought to you by Coca-Cola, cold and refreshing!
That'll do pig.
That'll do.
AYYYYYYYYY LMAO
>>675708467
"Right. I need a piss."
>>675708467
Welp, time to masturbate
Sieg Heil!
Brb imma fap.
>>675708467
Hail Hitler
I wouldn't say anything id just start exploring for a good spot to open up maccas. That shit will go off when the rest co e :-D
>>675708467
ay yo hol up hol up. ay. hol up a minit. yo hol up. i jus wanna axe u a. yo hol up. ima axe a. ay yo. ay. hol up yo. where da wite wimmin at?
RED ROCKS. YAY YAY!!
ayy lmao
what a shit hole
>>675718114
The most realistic possibility. It'll probably be some Chinese Google though.
>>675709190
Underrated post
>>675709709
Oh. My. God.
>>675708467
Dez nuts
"Ayy lmao where the Martians at"
i would become ruler of mars but its too hot
10 PRINT "Hello Mars"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
I'm going to cum on this and nobody can stop me then they'll know who REALLY owns this planet
There's no such place as Mars. It's just a fairytale these guys told you to keep you quiet.
Just thought you should know, faggot.
>>675708467
*Beep* "Huston...? Does jet fuel really melt steel beams? *static*
mission control... I am hiking to the dank side of the meme
"No niggers, SJWs, jews, muslims, or feminists allowed."
"Alright guys, let's not fuck this up, and just leave all the sandniggers on Earth."
>Shit fuck my cock, I dropped the goddam amerifag flag.
>>675721063
>combining a vintage meme with a mediocre tier meme
wew lad
>>675721467
Dont I at least get something for effort
>>675721594
Ayy lmao
"I claim this planet in the of Macho Man, Randy Savage"
>>675721594
Keep making oc, someone fucking needs to. Sometimes it'll stick. Mostly your oc will suck but so does life but we keep going on anyways
>>675722359
Well shit
god is great
refugees welcome
>>675709066
>The Mars declares war on the USA
/thread
>>675708467
NIGGERS
Heil Hitler!
