>>675669152
I'm ugly and not social.

girls is for puffs

>>675669384
Hit the nail on the head friendo.

>>675669152
Microsoft took her down

>>675669152
I hate people and going out, so I can't find one. Am NEET and ugly as hell too, doesn't make it easier.

Fuck it, I'll just jerk it

Just seperated from mine 4days ago
Feels good

cuz i'm married

>>675669684
Can still have a sidechick tho

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>>675669152
Because I lick them

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>>675669384

+1

*34lvl*

>>675669152
Fucking league of legends

>>675669941
lel

Had one for 10 years, don't even know how I managed to get one. Now I've got no idea how to obtain a new one since 3 years. Life sucks, fat too.

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Whores not needed

>>675669152
Because I have 4 milfs I fuck on the regular

>>675670304

Your mom + 2 grandmas???

>>675670245
I had one for 4 and have been in almost the same situation as you for the last 5 years.

>>675670515
Who is the 4th?

>>675670588
>>675670245

Post her fotos ples

I'm fat and never go anywhere, plus real bad teeth and just generally repulsive

>>675669658
Become a millionaire then you can have all the superficial bitches your dick desires

>>675670588
Just be social. Make friends. Ask girls to hang out and make them like you. Also, get drunk with them and see where it goes.

>>675670703
Would, but it's been so long that I have them on some disk drive I don't have now. She wasn't even ugly, which surprised me even more.

Now I can't even get an ugly one ffs

Because I have one that fucked me a little while ago and just made me pizza

>>675670703
Mines male and >>675670245 is pretty much what I dated.

18 years passed bt still dont know why................

>>675670978
This fucker

>>675669658 this is the person I dated. not the other mate.
>>675670703

I'm greedy. Married and fucking another.

>>675670987
You're a femanon or just gay?

>>675670773
Oh yeah I'll try that first thing tomorrow. No monnez is making this real hard tho

>>675669152
You're licking a trap fucking nigger.

>>675670978
Sure anon

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i'm 35 years virgin

>>675671262
femfag

>>675671416
Sucks, but there's still raep

>>675671416
You ugly or just awkward?

>>675669152
All the nice girls are fucking niggers

>>675671394
>>675671654

Fucking niggers!

>>675671477
Then not all hope is lost I guess

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>>675671641

I look like this guy

>>675672020
Oh well, could be worse

>>675672020
expert mode

that niggers licking a dude LOL

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>>675669152
fail stop rapeing white people they don't want nigger dick smells like elephant shit and tastes like aids and ebola

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cause i haz wife

>>675671964
This tread is depressing as fuck, yet I feel right at home. Fuck my life.

>>675669152
Ugly, poor, old, psychotic

>>675669152
Every close friend I've had has betrayed me, the two women I had relationships with cheated on me. I've come to the conclusion that I'm just not cut out for being with people.

>>675672800
Fuck the cheating bitches, I'll never get that. Never cheated before, but that may well be because I never got the chance becuase ugly. Oh well

>>675672720
Are you me? Schizo reporting in

Because I'm an autistic antisocial poor and ugly ass, with anxiety, inferiority complex and all of that shit. Basically just waiting to get kicked out of the house to live in the streets.

>>675672926
>>675672800
I don't understand why people cheat. Just break up with the bitch for fucks sake.

>>675669152
Because I'm happy. Not letting a woman near that.

>>675673101
brazil.gif

I hate that guys have it so much harder in the dating game. Fuck even the most ugly bitch can find a partner, not fair at all.

Fucking feminazis, I'd gladly get paid a liitle less or whatever but have it easier in general

>>675669152
Because my right hand can't runaway and cheat

>>675673086
Yeah it's like the most disgusting thing you can ever do, heartbreaking as fuck

>>675670686
mom's probably fat, must count for two

Had a two year relationship with a borderline psychotic bitch. I'm over her now but pretty sure I'm emotionally fucked forever at this point. Had multiple chances to get in relationships since then and rejected them all

>>675673302
zoozle

>>675673322
Care to elaborate?

I'm not sticking my dick in crazy, tho I was real tempted cause I can't find a normal non psycho grill

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>>675673214

china.webm

>>675669152
Around people all day and the last thing I want someone else stealing my free time.

>>675673227
True feelings from a female here. Sometimes I wish I could whore up and fuck all my (geek, lonely, nerd.. what ever we're called) friends when they're feeling down (like the people here)

>>675672020
Do something about it, you fucking weakling!

>>675673554
so why not?

>>675673834
Because socially awkward shy bitch.

>>675673554
Thanks for that, maybe you should find one and make him happy. Nerds often are real good and faithful bf material, when/if you get to know them better. Not all of them ofc, some are just fucked up in some way.

>>675673916
That's a rare thing for a female I guess, but you're on /b/ so I'm not surprised in the slightest.

But you could go out one evening and probably find someone to at least fuck with. Us dudes, no freakin' way

depressed, take to many drugs. im not going to be alive much longer, so why bother with people

>>675674312
To many drugs here too, shit's making me psychotic. Also borderline alcohol, fat, broke, without job, living with fuckers I can't stand, and more.

Why you dying tho?

I'm too much of a perfectionnist, I will only have one that's witty, adventurous, social, open minded and into art and music, the rest of them I can't be bothered with and these girls are kinda rare

I have really bad social anxiety from being secluded from society from being raised by foreign extremely religious parents.

>>675674453
how do you live without a job, like how do you get money for drugs then. I have a job at least. no i just want to kill myself sometimes.

>>675669585

Underrated post

>>675669152
I am a virgin retard. There is no hope for me. I only like one person and theres no chance. She's sorta emo and cuts and a little chubby but I fucking love her. Shes so cute and perfect and great at cuddling and being around. We used to date two years ago and I havent dated her again but I have never forgot her. She recently became single again so I'll ask her out in a month or so. She helped alot with my depression and suicidal thoughts. We were always friends even after we broke up. I love her to death I'll never love another girl aside from her. I would wait my whole life for her. I will not date anyone else if I can't have her I would kill myself. I have no point without her.

>>675669741

Shit happens...

>>675674737
>>675669585
Don't worry I leld

I don't want to die alone, I don't even care much for the sex. I'm searching for the life companion kinda thing.

I had that, plus nice sex, can't believe I don't have anybody anymore and forgot how to even talk to grills. I can't even talk to gfs of other people, even tho I know I won't get them or flirt with them or wathever.

I mean, how can you even lose the ability to talk to girls? When I had a gf I didn't have that problem, vicious cycle

>>675672934
Ох, Митрофанов. Как ему теперь живется без депутатской зарплаты. Похудел немножко даже, когда недавно его показывали

>>675674830
Why did you break up?

because i'm not gay

>>675674692
I inherited half of an appartment, so I get a little rent. Drugs are cheap tho, fucking myself up with copious amounts of amphetamines and alcohol.

Fuck I miss speeding for days with my ex gf, I wasn't aware how perfect she was for me until I lost her.

>>675673657

Not how it works anon, this guy probably has issues other than his looks in the first place

>>675669384

Neither are niggers, but they are thirsty enough to just keep trying and trying until they find a whore to fuck. If all else fails, they just rape their family members.

>>675674453
ive had social anxiety since mid high school, cause i was raped but some guy when i was 12. also had my dad move away. Sister comite suicide. Then i see people posting on facebook about how depressed and anxious they are for fucking college finals. and everyone feels so bad for these people. fucking faggots would commit suicide on the first day if they had the kind of anxiety i have all the fucking time. i dont go to a therapist for drugs, cause im sure im just going to overdose one day and that will be my lifes story.

>>675674830
Go for her dude! She needs a good guy too methinks

>>675674939
Aha, yus yus

>>675673447
Well I say psychotic bitch, but to be fair a lot of what made her the way she is was family stuff. It's actually a pretty crazy story, so I'll go ahead and tell some and continue if people are interested

>be me, 16 y/o
>played xbox live a lot as a teenager and developed a decent network of friends
>one day when I'm playing with one of my buddies, some girl joins the party
>turns out it's his sister
>now being the 16 y/o that I was, I crack a few jokes about how girls can't play games, tell her to make me a sandwich, etc. all in good fun
>she gets annoyed and ends up leaving, me and my buddy are cracking up
>fast forward like two years, about to graduate from high school
>turns out she's a pretty decent gamer, fun to joke around with and decently attractive as well
>eventually one night we're all playing together, and buddy says he's got to get off because he has work, leaving us two in the party
>we play for a bit, talk a bit, and then shit starts to get flirty
>asking each other questions that get more and more sexual as the night goes on
>after a few hours stuff is starting to get pretty intense, i'm sporting a raging boner
>"mmm all this talking is starting to make me... a little 'hot n bothered' if you know what I mean..." she says
>fuckyeah.jpg
>proceed to have "phone sex" over xbox live until we both cum as she's moaning my name over the mic
>we talk for a little more and then decide it's getting pretty late and decide to hit the sack
>last thing she says is, "that was pretty fun, maybe we'll have to do it again some time"
>get the best sleep ever that night

Should I cont.?

>>675675120
Having gf is gay, but jerking to traps is a-okay. /b/

Except if you're grill, then I'd still suggest you find some girl and let us watch or something.

>>675675313
I would love to go to a therapist and get anxiety drugs but my anxiety keeps me from doing such.

>>675673447
>a normal non psycho grill

Does such a thing even exist?

Because I browse 4chan.

Because I am a german Model, who fucks bitches and don´t want to take one for myself... True story...

>>675675313
>>675675588

Fucking anxiety yeah, I can't even take the bus without dying and only do so if I can't avoid it at all. Finding someone while even breaking out in sweat while fetching mail will be difficult..

>>675675313
That's the first step out of the nightmare. I've had similar experiences but the rape, I know how hard it is but once it's done so much weight will be off your shoulders you won't even believe it

>>675675507

No, because you are obviously still 16

>>675675507
Please cont

>>675675507
Cont anon

>>675675871
Nope, 23 now. And no, this relationship isn't all online, only the very beginning

>>675675723
Must exist, not available for your typical /b/tard tho I guess

There should be, like a dating website exclusively for socially awkward and anxious people. Would be better than a regular dating site as you know the other people there also have a hard time at that game.

Would be mostly dudes tho I guess, so meh

>>675672020
thats a damn shame

>>675675794
Don't know if that's the cause, or the result tho

>>675669384
I'm ugly and anti social and I have a girlfriend, so that's bullshit.

>>675676332
femfag here. I was on one called gk2gk but that site got fucked. Now you have to pay to read messages.

>>675673101
that red shirt was lucky she didnt catch a bullet

>>675675313
Yeah I've got a similar story, dad jumped off bridge, sister is on heroin with aids, raep, was always living in foster homes, no education, no friends, real bad anxiety keeping me from doing almost everything.

Hate how everyone thinks they have it so bad, they've got no fucking clue

>>675676332
Tinder description "I'm shy and awkward if you are too hit me up"

I'm Alpha, but I broke up with my fag beta gf a while back. She was a bitch.

>>675676652
>gk2gk

Lol at how they still only show beautiful people there, I don't think your usual nerd will look anything like this.

>>675676767
Fuck tinder.

>>675676767
Mostly "bad people", like in bitches, will use tinder tho. Not sure that's the kind of gf/bf you'll want.

Plus so many people call themselves socially anxious while just being a bit nervous, which is completely fucking normal. Also fuck these "I'm such a nerd! kind of fake people"

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Im in good shape and as a general rule most women find me at least marginally attractive, im also really charismatic and friendly.

Im still single because of anxiety, I can walk up to a random person and strike up a conversation but as soon as i find them attractive I become a potato.

>>675675507
Counting on it.

>>675677278
Let me guess, you're 21 or younger

>>675675507
Cont.

>from this point on I'll refer to her as Megan
>after this night, Megan and I start talking all the time, and not just on xbox live
>we text constantly throughout the day, and spend an hour on the phone every night, with phone sex becoming a regular thing
>eventually we decide to start "dating"
>I had been in relationships before, but none like this, I was so happy
>we would always tell each other about how glad we were to have finally found someone we truly "loved"
>now remember, I was just about to graduate high school and was in the process of applying for college
>she lived in south texas and one of the schools I was applying to was UT because of it's great CS program (ending up transferring to another major anyway)
>Megan was also graduating and would be going to another school in Texas
>this meant we might actually get to have a real relationship, not just online
>we would talk all about how great it was gonna be when we were finally able to really be together
>I still remember the day I told her I was accepted and would be moving down there, she started crying out of happiness
>it seemed like everything was going perfectly, a magical future awaited us both
>but, as I'm sure most anons know, things rarely turn out as perfectly as imagined...

>>675677394
Bumping for interest

had girlfriends in the past even fucked them almost everyday but its been like 3 years that i been single. probably cause i dont socialize unless they start the conversation

>>675673554
You should do that

>>675677019
I was once on the "advertisements" for one of those geek dating sites.Aka one of the "pretty" people you see when they send you an email Someone pulled it up and showed it to me. Talk about awkward

>>675677394
keep up

>>675676652
>Now you have to pay to read messages.

Hmm that sucks, but maybe there's a decent alternative. Guess lots of nerdy people would be to anxious tho, even for that. I'm not sure if I would have the balls to join and upload pictures and stuff

>>675669152
If I knew it wouldn't be an issue.

>>675677677
I probably would of. Even cosplayed or some shit while doing it if it wasn't for the anxiety and depression and that usual shit.

>>675677795
>Someone pulled it up and showed it to me. Talk about awkward

Kek, but at least you're one of these pretty people. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.

>>675677917
Wew lad

>>675678261
Faggot.

>>675677394
>over the course of the months following that first night, I started to notice a bit of a change in our relationship
>she was becoming more and more distant
>the time it took her to respond to texts become longer and longer, sometimes hours at a time
>our nightly phone conversations experienced a similar decrease in frequency and length, along with the phone sex
>I started to get worried
>why was she taking so long to respond?
>was it something I did?
>no.... that couldn't be it, nothing had changed that I could see, and the time we did talk was still great, she still told me she loved me all the time and about how excited she was for me to move
>but then, over time, even that started to decrease
>less "I love you's", less excitement
>I didn't know what was going on but I was afraid to lose her
>foolishly I thought if I showed more enthusiasm, she would do the same as well
>little did I know this is rarely effective and can even be detrimental
>our relationship was on a downhill path and there was nothing I could do to figure out why
>and it started to eat away at me, little by little

>>675678042
>I probably would of. Even cosplayed or some shit while doing it if it wasn't for the anxiety and depression and that usual shit.

Too bad then, you sound like great fun. Hope that I'll meet someone like you some day.

>>675678401
Doesn't sound like a real crazy bitch until now doe, but please go on

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>>675678206
Heres the fucking picture they took from my profile and used.
>dem feels posting this is a bad idea.

>>675677394
Cont.

>Megan was majoring in archaeology
>she talked about it all the time
>one day she finally admitted her love for fossils / dinosaur bones / etc
>our relationship started to fade
>we became distant, less xbox sex, less sexting
>one day she told me her archaeology professor had dropped by about a prehistoric uncovering in Africa
>she was going to move to Africa for the semester
>I heard a knock at the door
>hit the floor
>everybody dust off the dinosaur

>>675669384
Correct me if I'm wrong but pretend for a second that in fact the things you say are true, you're fat and ugly then let's suppose your probability of getting a girlfriend is 2%, that means that if you approach to 10 girls in one night your ratio success is 0.2 girls in one night, to get at least one successful approach you need to solve the equation x*0.02=1, wich is equivalent to 50 approaches, so the more you try the more probability of getting a girlfriend you have. But it's your fault for being a fat fuck and lazy bitch

>>675678824
If that's really you then that's nothing to be embarrassed about, at all. Looks real cute

>>675678918
>50 approaches
>approaches

Yeah sure, you're talking about a /b/tard here.

>>675678401
>the reality of my fears came crashing down on our 3 month "anniversary"
>I had to get up early that day to catch a flight to visit my dad (parents were divorced), so right before I left I sent her a long text wishing her a happy anniversary and the usual love filled comments about how soon it would be before we would be together
>as I got off the plane, I remember turning my phone off airplane mode and closing my eyes just praying there would be a text, some sign of reciprocation of my feelings
>instead I saw a voicemail
>Megan never left voicemails
>still remember the exact quote, "hey.. anon..."
>long dramatic pause
>"I can't do this anymore.. It's just not working... I'm sorry"
>and that was it
>no explanation, no attempt at consolation, nothing
>just a simple statement of fact, "it's over"
>I walked through the terminal of the airport somewhere between shock and utter grief, trying my damndest to hold back the tears
>I thought it was the end of our "perfect" relationship... if only that had actually been true

>>675678918
>>675679285
I'm fat ugly and anti social, still got a girlfriend. That other anon is just beta.

>>675677392
25 nigga

>>675678740
Now that I've started writing it, I realize this is honestly a story I should have written out beforehand, I'm only like 10% into the story

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>>675671416
ALL HAIL THE WIZARD.

>>675678824
Hmm, I've /b/ has made me really cautious when looking at pictures of "girls". Could as well be a good trap in that pose, cute nonetheless.

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>>675669152
A number of reasons, ranging from problems with me, to problems with the average woman today. I've been single for the last 11 years. I just don't care any more.

low self esteem

also, i don't really want to be in a relationship right now. just got out of a 4 year ltr

>>675679321
Aww sucks anon

>>675679665
/b/ made me realize that im totally down to fuck a chick with a dick....as long as does titties be 8/8

>>675679588
True, but thanks for your effort. Need to know how it continues

>>675671416
I'm 27, i've fucked girls but everytime we were drunk and I couldn't cum.

been with like 4 or 5 girls. never in a relationship. modern women are fucking trash. I'll keep building my empire and wait for one with low self esteem so i can treat her like fucking shit

itt young naive guys who think that a girlfriend is the peak of happiness

theyre not.

youre better off on your own

>>675679906
So basically /b/ made you realize that you were a faggot. Nice.

>>675680207
Then you had the wrong partner. These 10 years with my one and only gf were sure as hell better than the three years now without.

Having one isn't the cure for all your problems ofc, but it sure helps.

>>675680207
This is true, but they won't realize it until they've had that one girl that makes them miserable.

>>675680207
bitches drive you crazy, but a good woman will leave you feeling fulfilled,

also not having to hunt for pussy like a 3 legged tiger is nice.

>>675678914
>dusting off the dinosaur meme
>figuratively and literally

5/10 for being late

>>675679906

Yeah it at least made me curious to do that, must be the desperation

>>675680327
yea basically I guess.

>>675669152
Because I'm a bitter, lonely old bastard, who's far too awkward to talk to any girls, too shy to go looking, and with far too high standards to go for the skanks and whores,

>>675669152

I got sick of being lied to by narcissists.

>>675678824
Got any more? Nice one!

>>675680665
I don't think it's desperation, you're bi.

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because women scare the ever loving shit outta me

mother was a psychotic fucking bitch who left when i was 10

every women i've been with makes no god damn sense at fucking all and only causes me heartache and trouble

Doesn't cook. Doesn't take care of the home. Extremely self absorbed and self centered. Completely fucking useless and complain all the god damn time about NOTHING. Just to fuck with your head and manipulate you. Nah man fuck all that.

At this point I consider myself a non-participating homosexual.

>>675680665
i don't think its desperation dude, if you were desperate then technically that chair with the hole in it should start to look pretty fuckable,

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>>675679665
Am I male or female?
>good thread to go fishing on

>>675680916
Maybe yeah, tho I'd only do something with someone with a real feminine body. So not completely bi I guess.

Can't stand manly dudes at all, wish I was a bi grill, I'd have so much fun all over the place

>>675681105
Fat tumblerina. Would totally be buds with though!

I did, and she was amazing. Beautiful and smart and funny and we got on so well together. She left me a week ago. Wanted to kill myself since.

I just know that I will never meet anyone like her ever again. She was 100% perfect from my point of view. Exactly what I look for physically. I'm not being irrational when I say I will never be as attracted to anyone as I was to her.

Worst part is she left me because I was too clingy because I was afraid she'd leave me. She misses me and my company, but she couldn't deal with the idea that I'd always like her more than she liked me.

>>675679321
>fast forward 2 months
>hadn't talked to Megan since that day, I called her to try and get some explanation but nothing she said really gave me any closure
>just the usual, "I just don't think I can handle this relationship right now, it's too difficult with you being far away, blah blah blah"
>the usual stereotypical shit people say during a breakup, means nothing
>I was horribly depressed for about a month after the breakup but had started to recover
>the future was relatively bright, I was going to a good school for a degree I was interested in and was ready to move out of the parents' house and truly start my adult life
>about a week before I left to go to Texas, I get this text from Megan
>"hey, I know you're gonna be heading down here soon for school... maybe you could let me know when you get here, and maybe... I dunno... we could try again"
>I should have told her to fuck off right then and there
>too bad I was a retarded teenager, none the wiser to how these things end up
>I couldn't help but feel total excitement at the thought that maybe we really could be together
>maybe before was just a fluke? ha
>a week later I'm settling into my dorm, meet my new roommate whose a nerdy asian guy planning on going to medical school, go buy my textbooks, etc.
>shit's going well
>remember what Megan had said and decide to shoot her a text, "I'm down here finally, just getting settled in"
>we chat for a bit about nonchalant stuff, looking forward to classes, what her school is like, what mine's like, etc. nothing big
>then she makes some comment, "yeah, i'm really excited, I just wish i knew somebody else who was going here, I think I'm gonna be lonely for a while"
>my dumbass mind goes into hyper drive
>this could be the perfect chance
>trying to play it cool "well, I have labor day off, so I could always come out there and hang, ya know, if you have some free time or whatever"
>"Really? I mean you'd actually do that??"
>"yeah sure why not?"

i do, and im getting married next year.

>>675669152

But I do anon.

>>675669559
Im a nigger

because I'm dead inside

>>675681173
im the same as you dude. 25/M to make things clear.
I would fuck a dude as long as he were a twink, I would fuck a trap as long as it were feminine, but i would only ever date a woman or a post op MtF trap,

>>675681229
>gets friendzoned on 4chan

>>675680572

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz5gja7XtYE

>>675681105
You look definitely female yeah. You totally look like a fun person to be around. That Star Trek Poster also makes you more credible too.

Yup, would be with you if I could

>>675681266
please tell me she's ugly as fuck, or even better its some faggot trolling you

TYPE FASTER

>>675681560
kek

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>>675681560

I broke up with my girlfriend of 6 years. We had a fair amount of issues that remained unresolved and we argued all the time. Deep down I didn't love her anymore.

I completely broke her heart and now she wants nothing to do with me. She was my best friend. Now I'm alone and although I think breaking up was the right decision, I feel like shit and haven't handled the breakup very well.

Not interested in finding someone else atm.

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I do. 7 years

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>>675680945
This dude gets it.

>>675681265
>Worst part is she left me because I was too clingy because I was afraid she'd leave me. She misses me and my company, but she couldn't deal with the idea that I'd always like her more than she liked me.

Sucks dude, were you with her for a long time?

>>675681266
Am still here anon, nice story so far

>>675681105
Female for sure, and nice one too

>>675676500
>>675678918
I know, that's not an excuse. Also I'm not really ugly but I'm anti social and I've a low self-esteem.

Well aside from the fact that I'm very ugly, I also have a lot of deep seeded emotional issues.

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>>675680945
yeah because the guy is never the problem... fucking neckbeards

>>675681941
Not *that* long, but we were making plans to find a place and live together once she left uni (we both wanted to live in the same city). And that was her suggestion, not mine.

So I had too much banking on the relationship. She was my whole future. I got a new job so that when she did finish uni I'd be able to comfortably afford my half of the deposit and rent. Now everything seems like it's for nothing because that was my reason for carrying on. She didn't just make me happy with her company, she gave me a reason to really try to make the most of my life.

>>675681654
lel

>>675681468
/thread

>>675681322
No you don't

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>>675682563
This website is for 18+, so if you could just GTFO, that'd be swell, thanks.

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>tfw no girls fartbox to tonguepunch

>>675681266
>"oh... well if you're sure, I'd love if you came over for the weekend :)"
>literally insta-boner
>two days later I'm packing up all my shit and about to head to the Greyhound station with 2 nights in a hotel booked near her college (didn't have a car freshman year and her dorm was girls only, guys not allowed to spend the night)
>it was about a 5 hour bus ride, and I could barely sit still from pure excitement
>this was finally it! I was finally gonna be able to see her in person! No more talking over phones, no more webcam chats, this was for real
>5 hours later I step off the bus, and she's there, leaning against her car with the most beautiful smile I've ever seen
>we rush towards each other and give a huge hug
>the feeling of giving somebody a hug who you have a deep relationship but have never physically touched before is beyond words
>the warmth of her body, her arms around me, it was like a fucking orgasm
>we stop for some fast food and then head back to her dorm
>while riding the elevator up to her dorm, I get the brilliant idea that we should call her brother (my buddy)
>I call him from her phone, and he picks up, "what do you want, home sick already? jeez it's been like a week"
>I reply, "sup bro?"
>"HOLY SHIT ANON IS THAT YOU??!! WHAT THE FUCK?"
>lulz were had
>later on I'm up her in dorm and we're just sitting on her bed, joking about her brother and just generally enjoying good conversation
>eventually the conversation dies away and we're just looking in each other's eyes
>we kiss, smile at each other, and kiss some more
>after a bit we're full on making out, and then she pulls back a bit
>"let's go to the hotel anon"

>>675682831
looks kinda like me but my neck isn't that long. how fucked am i?

>>675682421
tits or gtfo

>>675681105
>>675678824

But ..but, that's not the same person. Or did I miss something?

>>675678824
Well, you definitely ain't boring, and surely cute.

>>675682886
Sounds sweet

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>>675682886
FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>675670515
His hand

I'd love to have a socially awkward gf, they are most interesting of all girls methinks. But how to meet one, when they are awkward..

prefer cock

>>675683679
Trans or just gay?

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>>675671416
Tell me your secrets o great and powerful Wizard!

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>>675669585
rip tay

>>675669585
I don't get it

>>675682886
Alright guys, I know it's taking a long time for each post so I'll try and accelerate the story a bit

>spend all weekend having fucking amazing sex, the first time for me
>couldn't be happier, it's literally exactly like I had dreamed so many months ago
>after the weekend's over, we finally talk about whether we should get back together
>she's all for it, and of course I am too
>I feel sad as I get on the bus back to Austin but happiest I've ever been at the same time
>over the next month things go back to how they were in the beginning
>texting all the time, calling each other daily, no phone sex since we both had roommates but our texts tried to make up for that
>all in all, shit was just going fucking great

>then something happened
>after about a month of getting back together, I get a call from her brother, also one of my best friends
>he's telling me about how some girl he used to date broke up with him and was spreading lies about him all around school (he was a year younger and still in high school)
>he was practically in tears, started saying some crazy shit about how maybe it would be better if he just offed himself
>but then said nah, he could never go through with it... "maybe I'll just call 9/11 and go death by cop"
>throughout all of this I'm telling him it's gonna be okay, pleading him not to do it and that I'll come and visit him soon, not to worry
>"look bro, I'm here for you, okay? Don't do this shit. Don't let some bitch ruin this for you"
>finally he agrees I'm right and we end on a good note
>everything seems like it's going to be okay

>then I got the phone call

cause i'm form turkey.i can't speak arabian. and other turkish girls are grumpy..

>>675684363
>>then I got the phone call

Oh the suspense!

>>675684527
Yeah fuck turkish girls

>>675684363
Don't you 404 on me!

>>675684650
yeah but it's pretty hard to do :/

>>675681105
>>675678824

Girls? On /b/? Can it be?

Probably also dudes since no timestamp but I want to believe

>>675684650
>>675684971

>Badumm tssss

>>675675588
Lol

>>675684363
>Megan calls me sobbing
>she keeps trying to get the words out but every time fails in a mixture of agonizing screams and hyperventilation
>"it's... it's... about... my brother"
>to this day, I have never had such a sinking feeling in my chest
>it was disgusting, revolting, complete and utter horror at the prospect of what was going to come next
>I felt as thought I could never take another breath but at the same time wanted to vomit out my entire digestive tract
>"he's...he's.... DEAD" followed by a burst of sobbing
>for a second I was speechless, literally incapable of making my vocal cords work
>eventually, I managed to spit out, "jesus... oh my god... no .... Megan I am so sorry. I am so fucking sorry"
>she cried into the phone for another 10 seconds and then just hung up, and I didn't hear from her again for the rest of the day despite my texts and calls
>that was the single worst day of my entire life

>>675675588
The struggle is real

>>675669152
>Y u no have grillfiend /b/?

* For the most part, I despise being around people. The internet is acceptable.

*I don't have the patience to deal with the bullshit that comes with being in a relationship.

*I don't compromise what I like to do for enjoyment for the sake of someone's displeasure or approval.

*I don't need a relationship to have pussy on a steady basis. I've got enough friends with benefits.

*Relationships and money do not go together.

And no, I won't be a sad lonely man or I'll never experience love at it's fullest (I've been married twice out of love, not for stability.) or any of the other asinine drivel that people think is so great about being a relationship. Being a bachelor and being able to do whatever I want suits me perfectly.

>>675684746
If it 404's, I'll finish writing out the story and make my own thread

>>675669152
but i do

>>675685605
TBH I expected that she was fucking her brother. I mean come on this is /b/ after all.

>>675685718
Yes please do, I'll be waiting around

>>675685735
No you don't.

>>675685735
No you don't

>>675685969
you don't know me

>>675685709
Sounds like you figured it out. Wish I had friends with benefits w/o all the drama.

...

>>675686371
Now this is edgy

>>675685605
get to writting fucker , i got things to do

>>675685605
Hurry up faggot

Would be interesting what the ratio of people with partner vs without here on /b/ is.

My guess would be like 9 out of 10 are single (or in a fucked up relationship)

>>675686915
Like masturbating to some more traps on the internet? Cause that's what I plan to

>>675685605
>the following is information I gathered over the course of the next few weeks
>turns out his dad come home from work and was wondering where his son was
>he wasn't in his room, anywhere else in the house, or at the grandparent's house next door (she lived on a ranch with her brother and parents, along with the mother's parents in a house on the same plot of land)
>his dad walked around the property and eventually found him
>lying on the ground, .38 revolver next to him, flip phone still open and lying next to him
>bullet wound through the skull a few inches behind the temple

>Megan's aunt drives up to pick her up the next day and takes her back to her house
>the whole time I'm in fucking shambles, in grief for the loss of my friend, and incredibly worried about Megan
>I hardly hear from her at all over the next few days
>I try my best not to send her too many texts or call her but it's difficult
>end up simply asking her when the funeral is and that I want to come down and pay my respects
>she agrees and says I can stay at her house
>however, she makes sure to make sure clear one important fact, a fact that will ultimately destroy our relationship years down the road
>her parents don't know who I am, that I went to see her, or that we're dating
>all they know is that I was her brother's friend on xbox live

>>675687032
im single , not because of i cant get one , after a 5 year relationship the bitch broke me , so i am off this shit for a while

>>675687142
you sir are correct

>>675687154
>>all they know is that I was her brother's friend on xbox live

I never get why people hide things like that

>>675686155
It was difficult in the beginning to muster up the fortitude to do whatever I wanted, regardless of what people thought about me. It can really screw with your heart and mind, real torment. I had to take long walks and exhaust my body and mind to keep anxiety and stress away. I made myself too tired to worry about it.

That put me in great shape and since I'd already been married once, I had something of an idea of how to handle women looking for a relationship. What they wanted, thought they wanted, expected and thought they've earned. I'd learned to manage my money better and not blow it on shit that doesn't matter.

Sure you want to buy flowers, candy, cards and do things like that to show your gf or wife that you love her. It keeps things pleasant. You can have a wife or a happy wife. But one car for your partner is enough. Flying to other cities on a whim and eating expensive food was fun too, but when you neglect your health or things around the home front that you really need in exchange for that fun, that kind of relationship is not worth your life or health. Pussy will make you think and do crazy shit.

Then finally one of the little pearls about relationships paid off. The only one.

"If you're partner truly loves you, they'll accept you no matter what."

>>675687154
could we get a fucking conclusion to this ... this thread is gonna 404 , watch

>>675687180
>after a 5 year relationship the bitch broke me

What did she do, and are you going on a killing spree now?

Because all I want to do is fuck them, on the other hand all the niggers have the white ones and i don't date monkeys.

>>675669152
I'm socially autistic and when the flame of attraction is lit i view the future which is harmful or look at my past love resume to know enough to leave the other person alone before I make them sad by being transparent to my life.
Tfw I'm so very lonely. Tfw I'm looking forward to leaving my home today for a chance to meet eyes with another and smile nervously. So severely lonely.

>>675687662
Fucking niggers

>>675687594
one day decide " i feel God will tell me when i meet my husband , and i dont feel that with u" , " i want to be single and do the things i want to do" , ok alls good , 3 weeks later in a new relationship , with a fucking ugly dude , but he is rich and well known in the area so i guess thats what girls do these days .. i put up so much shit with this girl , i think i was litrally the best boyfriend , never got mad , jeleous , let her go out ext. but fuck it , ill be a man whore from now on.

>>675687950
You sound exactly like me. At least on /b/ we can be lonely together

>>675687560
>But one car for your partner is enough.

Defo sounds like you've got boatloads of money. That makes not giving many fucks easier I guess. Things will come to people with money

>>675688065
>i guess thats what girls do these days

Not only these days, but even more these days

>>675688065
>" i feel God will tell me

I would've stopped listening to her right there

>>675687961
Probably should have said i'm white, and the good kind to, sorryabout that.