>>675627988
I do. Do you anon?

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>>675627988
But anon, a female dinosaur slut is good enough for me

>>675627988
Because I cheated on her.

>>675627988
cause im to pussy to ask anyone out

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>>675627988
Are you coming on to me?

>>675627988
Because league of legends is more important

Because this school is ridden with autism and no one knows how to leave their room and communicate with others.
I swear my life would be different if it were normal here to just talk to people.

>>675627988
10/ would wear his face as a mask

>>675627988
i'm gay.

>>675627988
I do, but I wish I was gay

Pulling girls requires more effort for some lads than others, the reward is becoming gradually less and less worthy of the effort and risk.

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>>675627988
Because I'm a gay bottom and love dick. That still doesn't put me in a relationship.

>>675628400
/thread

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>>675630078
Nigguh fuck you

because I'm a female :3

>>675630381
and straight >ˇ<^

>>675630381
Timestamp tits or gtfo

>>675630381
>>675630406
You mean male, fat and closet-gay with low self-image and no drive? You couldn't get a date with a corpse.

because at 7:15 this morning someone elses fat wife walked into my bedroom to suck my dick and tell me happy birthday before she left for work

why the fuck would i put up with a girlfriend and have to spend my hard earned money on her when it's easier to let some cuck handle that part and i still get my dick wet

happy 30th to me aw yiss

>>675630551
I certainly am fam

>>675628400
Yep, this.

>>675627988
Because I'm a really nice guy. Because I'm the kind of guy whose worst than repulsive: I'm invisible.

>>675631309
edgelord

>>675631821
I'm not sure you understand what edgelord means. I mean I'm a nobody. Or do you just like using meemz?

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because I'm a coward.

>>675632003
whoah buddy, step back from the edge

>>675627988
Because I'm a"really nice guy"

>>675627988
No one has mutual attraction for me.

im bad at talking to women

>>675627988
Because you're a really nice guy.

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>>675632252
What are you talking about anon? Girls love nice guys. Just be yourself.

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>>675627988
Seems like everyone, even strangers don't like me.

I don't even know why. I dress good, I wash myself daily. Not a lardass, actually pretty fit.

>>675627988
Because vaginas look gross.

>>675628575
/thread

>>675628400
Done here.

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>>675627988
I do have a gf. I'm a nice guy but I'm not a beta. I'm not submissive and have my own opinions and standards and I'm telling her what I want and I insist on some things. if I don't like something I say it and demand that she doesn't do it etc.

being nice doesn't mean to fulfill every single of her wishes. don't put her on a pedestal, she's just as much human as you are.

>>675629587
Men make the best women. We need moar traps though.

I want to marry a trap (gender is a social construct), adopt babbybois and raise traplets.

Thanks, /b/!