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Roast my ex /b/. I need it.
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>>675606853
he's a ginger
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Those types of white people smell the worst. like Heinz something....
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I was going to make a witty comment about your hand being your ex but I'm dumb as bricks so... your hand could not give you satisfactory handjobs.
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True story about my ex ^the motherfucker posted above here:
>tfw he once took a diarhhea shit, and then proceeded to tell me after he was done about how the shit accidentally slid down the tip of his dick, and he enjoyed the feeling.
He never fucked me, it was LDR. If he would have fucked me I would have torched my fucking pussi.
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He also had a thing for little girls as young as young as 1-11.
>ginger with scat and pedophile tendencies
fuckman.wav
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Show your tits. Or, gtfo.
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>wellhesnotwrong
meh
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>>675606853
I think you roasted yourself by dating that ugly cunt more than we could ever roast him, OP.
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>>675610682
Again,
>wellhesnotwrong
True.
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>>675606853
He looks fucking 12, are you 12?
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>>675610886
He turns 18 in Oct
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>>675610956
Damn, I feel bad for him. Ginger and baby face.
Why's he your ex though? What happened?
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He dated you
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>>675611518
Fucker cheated, and lied constantly.
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>>675611764
How the fuck did he get another girl?
Nah, he's an asshole then. Didn't deserve you. Just look at him
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>>675611764
what the fuck do you live where you can look like that and somehow cheat
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>>675611846
He cheated with the most fucking lowdown, low self esteem skanks you can find. That's how he cheated.
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>>675611873
He lives in Canada, I'm in California.
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>>675612006
Jesus christ, why would he cheat though? Were you guys like fighting or did he just do it out of no-where?
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>>675612134
he cheated because op is hambeast
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>>675612134
Was with him for 3 years. First year it was out of nowhere, but he gave me screencaps and pics of him cheating on me. I took him back though. Like a fucking moron. Year 2, he poorly covered up his cheating tracks. Year 3, I said enough was enough and told him to fuck off.
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>>675612508
Sounds like a straight out cunt. Dunno how someone that looks like him has the audacity to cheat, but fuck him. You'll find someone better
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>>675612078
LOL this is just a retarded thread cross country relationship back up this thread bois this is getting more stupid then the American election
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>>675612400
Nah. Fuck me if I was a hambeast I'd fucking shoot myself in the kneecap. Especially if I was a tumblr hambeast.
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>>675608137
Enough said.
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>>675612672
Already have found someone better tbh,
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>>675613089
Hell yeah, nice. I was in the same position two years ago but she tried to spread shit about me though so I had to leave the school I was at
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>>675613389
He still has all my nudes, so I have a feeling he's been sharing them. But whatever, can't do shit about it.
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>>675613389
To get over it you should have just fucked as many people as possible, told her you had HIV to scare her, and called her mother as a planned parenthood rep asking for her before you left the school man. All you can really do when someone fucks you over like this is cut them off, and build yourself back up.
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>>675614431
I would have but my stupid cunt dad got in the way and finished it before I could
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>>675614680
Fuck. When your stupid cunt dad is on life support at an old age and you're by his bedside you should fucking whisper in his ear "You didn't let me finish what she started old man..so I'm going to fucking finish YOU." And unplug the life support right in front of his eyes.
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>>675615070
I know right, I had her nudes and everything. My stupid cunt dad will actually pay for what he did. He called the fat bitches grandma and told her to leave before I do something, like what the fuck dad. I haven't talked to him since but when he's on life support I'll be there to pull that fucking plug as revenge
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