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Never worked IT but you said other work stories were fine. Hopefully /b/ will enjoy this.

>be me
>working at stables for a couple of weeks as a 'trial' with a job at the end of it
>get told to rake up round the muck trailer
>there's piles of straw and horse shit round it, just have to rake them into piles and then stick them back on the trailer
>gettowork.jpg
>start raking
>enjoying it for whatever reason, I like manual work
>hear someone go onto the muck heap
>guy's stamping the heap down since it's pretty full
>I carry on raking
>a few bits of straw come down from where he's stamping
>I move back a bit to avoid getting straw on me
>he does an extra hard stamp
>feel something more solid hit the top of my head
>the cunt stamped so hard that a lump of shit dislodged and hit me in the head
>pic related

I was so fucking pissed when I didn't even get the job.

be me work for IT for major bank
4 years of resetting passwords and telling users what a backlash is
wannabeahero.jpg
Haven't gotten laid in years since I work a retarded night shift
At least I don't have a girlfriend in China I never met and send her money like the other tard I work with

>>675606425
i could be your chinese girlfriend anonkun
you just need to send me 35 USD a day so i can buy my freedom from the communist sex slave factory one day and come live with you and your huge american penis anonsama

>>675606274
holy flying shit, topkek

>i like manual work

i love it too anon, i hate sitting at the desk, but it brings money so fuck it

>>675606908
I'd offer up more stories, but I don't have any more work ones, just school ones since I'm a youngfag and that was my first 'job'.

Sad times.

>>675607025
fuck it, shoot, I'm bored

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>>675607169
>be me
>sitting in class
>bored as fuck cause I'd finished my work
>looking round the class cause nothing to do and teacher's fucked off somewhere anyway
>look under the desk at the back of the class
>thefuckisthat.png
>there was a pile of fucking pubes
>tell the kid next to me
>she tells everyone on our desk
>the news spreads round the class
>one kid runs over, picks up the pube pile and sticks it in another kids hair
>just as everyone is screaming and laughing, the teacher comes back

Want more?

>>675607500
I guess...

>>675607500
kek, yes

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>>675607728
>in history class
>stupid twat kid is fucking around as always
>he runs to the front of the class
>slaps his ass and screams "THAT'S ASDA PRICE!" at the teacher
>teacher gets him excluded for three days for 'sexual harassment'