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Post a girl with a description of how would you cook her.

>Grind up
>add spices
>squeeze into sausage skins
>bake and serve with sauerkraut
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>>675599112
YOU LEAVE BOXXY ALONE!
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> dismember
> cut all body parts into filets and freeze steaks for later
> make the brains in a stew
>skin bacon strips off the back and make jerky
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>>675599112
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Bamp
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>>675599112
more like ill bake my dick in her oven anytime
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> boil the eyes
> cut eyeballs in half
> take out the "meat" of the eyeballs
> make deviled "eggballs"
Lol yum
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>>675601432
is that a failed post-op trans?
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so hungry now
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>Tie her up
>Roll in oil and breading
>Deep fry
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> eat tits raw
>prepare asscheeks into meatloaf
> cook thighs and arms over a campfire rotisserie
> eat the legs like kano eats his chicken in mortal kombat
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>de-bone and cut using a meat slicer into thin slices of fat bitch
> harvest the breast milk and make into cheese slices
> bake a loaf of sourdough in the vagina
> slice bead and make sammiches!!!!!
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>>675602052
The ass is just load of fat, wouldn't taste good at all
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>>675602597
true, better meat are slim girls like this:
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>>675599112
Nigga u wut
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>>675602457
Aight, I'm done for today.
That was fun.
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>Tie her up
>Place apple in mouth
>Carrot in pussy and ass
>Roast in oven
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>cut tits off
>deep fry them
>chop of legs and arms
>bake in oven
>rest roast over fire
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>>675600293
I disagree.
You're better off skinning and trimming the fat. The meat would be tender af. Inject with Apple juice and season with bbq rub. Grill meat for good crust ( bbq term for you plebs) and place in smoker for 36 hours.
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she is 16, what would you do to her?
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>>675606536
>impale on split
>roast over fire
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Decapitate, shove a metal spit through her asshole and out her neck hole, roast her like a pig, serve her with her head on the side!
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>>675606536
MODS
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>>675607204
nice
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Slow rotisserie
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>>675609258
Looks like the league of legends girl.
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Grill her breasts while fucking her and eat them while the rest of her is tied up with her knees to her chest and baked, with an apple in her mouth, then carve in to her with her family and friends gathered around.
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>>675607204
With raw head?!? Gross!!!
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>>675609628
You don't eat the head, you just enjoy looking at her cute face while you eat her tender flesh!
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>>675609628
head as decoration
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Vertical rotisserie with a glass front. Have her sit on a spit until the point slides out of her mouth, and put her in a standing position. Watch her slowly spin and cook at her wedding reception and carve into her tits and pussy and serve them to the groom and groomsmen before the other guests tear her apart.
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>>675609833
nice pair of tits
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http://www58.zippyshare.com/v/5KE8hVlt/file.html 5
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>>675610600

Place in cook pot and make nice soup

What u propose?
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>>675610981
I would slowly smoke her after cutting off her head, hands, and feet. I would save the head as a decoration, but removing the hands and feet make her seem more like meat! Maybe feed her to her sister before cooking that cunt, too.
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>>675611194
>>675610600
sister for reference
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>>675611487
she seems to be better meat
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>>675612186
Might as well fatten those titties up some more by feeding her sister to her! lol.
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