>>675568401
a woman with a sense of honor

>>675568548
this and not fat and has my sense of humor

>>675568401
Not fucking boring. Those tits would be a plus too

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>>675568401
One who looks like this, but her vocal cords only work when dinner is ready.

>>675568401
A woman that likes Best Gore and /b/.

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>>675568401
Wtf, who is this!?

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>>675568401
>8/10 or greater
>social skills
>smart
>sarcastic/sense of humor
>independent enough to not be clingy but y'know, still my bitch.
>good at sex
>into movies

I know I don't ask for much.

>>675569219
n-no homo

>>675569233
someone who suffers from lower back pain because of enormous tits.

>>675569219
>girl

>>675568401
One that's a girl.
One that wants to fuck me.
105-160 lbs
Pretty face.
Easily malleable.
Makes lots of money.

the perfect woman is one with 10/10 beauty who has great boobs and only exists on the internet.

her
>>675569378
>>675569378
>>675569378

>>675570338
No you don't. That'll make you miserable.

Pure as a virgin's honey butter.

>>675570507
>save money on toilet paper and plumbers

Sounds like a winner /b/ro

>>675568775
I think i'm dating your perfect girl anon..

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>>675568401
One that's hot and blonde.

I guess it's because I'm a male Filipino dude and I think blonde girls are perfect. I only date and am attracted to white girls

>>675569233
Claire sinclair

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A woman who's not afraid of hard work, who has discipline, whos intelligent and who's not a useless human being

>when 90% of women aren't this

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>>675568401

>>675571776
>Amerifats not fit or hardworking

Get one of those pathetic mail order brides
Ask >>675571494

>>675571776
This. Any man can be with a weak woman. As long as you're not a cuck it takes a strong man to be with a strong woman.

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a whitney, but completely different personality and bigger tits

>>675568401
Dead

>>675568401
Anybody have the 0 to 10 women rating chart.. i was pretty damn accurate. Someone must have it. Too lazy to google.

>three feet tall
>double D's
>no teeth
>flat head so you can rest your beer on her

>>675574066
I thought I came up with this.

Where did you see it, I have to know.

>>675568401
can't cry for help

>>675568401
Name?

>>675568401
Huge tits, must be at least 7 feet tall.

>>675568401
>drinks craft beers
>is sexually adventurous
>likes public displays of affection
>enjoys boring activities like going to museums
>is conservative or libertarian

>>675568401
notices my existence

>>675568401
a woman with a nose

>>675574953
>wanting Samus Aran

Most of these faggots want a woman that does shit for em. Might as well marry your mother.

Femanon here.
I browse /b/ and love gore.
I make my husband laugh with my fucked up humor.
I cook and do all the gardening and cleaning.
I work part time on $32 an hour in between looking after our 2 kids.
I swallow everytime

>>675575572
Do you like Phil Collins?

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it's really rare to find girls with sense of humor and cute in one person. Not to mention her body figure
most important thing is NOT fat
also I love girls with quite voice.

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>>675575572
The Choice is yours
<-------------------------

>>675575572
tits or GTFO

>>675575740
Martina borjesson

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>>675568401

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>>675571776

>kind of chubby so her ass and tits are nice
>Good hair eyes and smile
>Likes to cook

>>675575572

You must deliver >>675575855 got dubs

>>675568401
>Feminine penis

Comes from a very wealthy family that dotes on her
Bangs like a screen door in summer. Likes to fuck and likes liking, No issues
Slender and beautiful, tiny and very young looking
Hopelessly in love with me and will forgive anything

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>>675568401

>>675568401
A dead one

>>675569219

still would

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Young
Petite
Fair skin
Colored eyes
emotional vulnerable as fuck

>>675568401

Attractive, funny, and not a fucking lunatic.

A lot of girls who get the attractive and funny down seem to struggle with the lunatic part. At least in my life, anyways.

>>675575184
im glad someone else noticed the lack of nose. never trust someone with no nose.

Sadistic and loyal, calm, patient, and infuriating, provokes me to improve myself and mends my faults, basically a dragon encapsulated in flesh
Unfortunately she's gone and I have to settle for less

>>675576196
Post hole where penis used to be

>>675576324
>colored eyes
What are uncolored eyes?

>>675576327
Women are naturally emotionally unstable and impulsive. Understanding that and learning how to deal with it is 99% of living with them.

>>675575083
You know, I've never had a lady friend who wasn't capable of having th mental capacity to understand that my political views are different from hers. They seem to have understood that engaged in intelligent conversation that was pretty sustainable. Never had one chimp out over my different views.

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>>675576511
mudshit brown

>>675576346
Or a huge nose

BITCH GOTTA BE SYMMETRICAL

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>>675576586
Thanks for having my back, anon.

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>>675576586
>No slants eyes on the right

Asian fetishes, destroying the white race one couple at a time

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>>675568401
does stuff like this

>>675576196
Ew

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>>675576770

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>>675576863
and allows me to lick it all up

>>675576770
>felt threatened by a comment online

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Any Godlike pornstars?

>>675576324
emotional vulnerability isn't hot for long. Trust me. It's a burden you do not want.

>>675576586
But there is brown on the white side too?

>>675576523
This guy gets it.

>>675575704
I don't mind a few of his songs.

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>>675577035

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>>675568401
The perfect chick is one with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.

>>675577181
>not knowing about amber-eyed white master race

pleb

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>>675568401
Shes proof that money buys everything. Perfect doesn't exist.

>>675577789
She was a poor Eritrean immigrant before arriving in hollywood, thank god for surgeons

>>675575083
Going to museums is NOT boring

>>675568401
Kind of like her, She could keep up in a conversation. We can talk about things we like. I met her, but I haven't seen her in 5 years.

Highly spirited, beautiful, could talk about anything. She contrasted against myself, it was just easy to talk to her.

>>675575572
Tits or leave

>>675568401
Someone that puts the needs of others before her own, practices non-violence, and exhibits extreme love and compassion in everything she does. A woman that can humor herself and doesn't need to put others down in order to laugh. I'd also appreciate someone that's resourceful, honest, and accepting of herself and the people around her. She also has to have bangin' tits, but that goes without saying

>>675575760
figure the rules out nigger.

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>>675569219

>>675577688
That's not amber tho you colorblind asswanker

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>>675578154
>poor
>got plastic surgery
Wonder how she paid for it

>>675579415
my honky

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You want specifics?

>Native american descent, as in skin color and slightly asian-looking eyes
>Shaves regularly
>Smaller tits, but still plump. No sideways looking boobs or pepporoni nipples
>Nice thighs, but nothing to crazy
>Nice calves, especially while wearing heels
>Won't cheat
>Looks good even when not caked in make up
>Under 170 lbs

Pic related.
Cherokee descent.

>Shares my offensive sense of humor (so not politically correct or won't get offended by things)
>dislikes niggers
>5'7" to 6'0"
>white but not Asian
>not fat or too skinny
>fit/healthy but not muscular
>medium boobs (I'm an ass man so I don't care much)
>big ass
>smart but not too smart
>voice like Maggie Q's
>shares my interests
>exists

Enthusiastically enjoys and requests anal sex.

honesty, communication and trust

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>>675575572
Do you like my feminine penis anon-kuns?

>>675580021
prefer inverted penis tbh

>>675579740
>I don't want my kids paying taxes, plus they get into College easier

>>675576586
i dont think humans and apes counts as diversity when compared

>>675580266
didnt even realize that can be a thing. now I really want to date the indian I have classes with.

>>675577688
if your eyes aren't blue or green you're a nigger

>>675580726
If they're green you're half a nigger

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>>675580200
Don't lie to me faggot. I know you want me inside you

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>>675580726
Smokey Robinson approves this post

>>675580860
but anon i'm a top, my ass is exit only

if it was only a cheeky finger then i might consider

one with a dick

>Can't be a smoker
>Has to be video game-wise
>Can't weigh more than me. (I'm 250+, and working on it)
>Has to be chill about life, problems etc., I rather have things emotionally stable.
>"Love lingo" (Baby, pumpkin, bae, etc.) is fine, but for gods sake don't overuse it. I still have a name.

I really can't think of anything else.
And these are of course assuming the girl is perfect, which isn't even possible.
I can actually do without a lot of the mentioned above. But I really hope she understands video games, games are life. Especially MMOs.

>>675571494
I'm latino and in the same way as you /b/ro.

All you faggots and your expectations.

Expectations have to be like water, you see. They must be fluid, adaptable. Be like water, my friend.

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>>675581555
How does it feel knowing you'll only ever be able to get the girls who can't get a decent white man?

nice trips tho

>>675581714
>he actually believes this
You only have to compromise on your expectations if you're undesirable

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>>675576196
Is that Xev Bellringer?

>>675581331
fat basement dweller detected

>>675581714
>see qt3.14 gril
>bby i love water
>So?
>i already love 70% of u
>gr8 reasoning, impregnate me m80

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>>675568401
yo wtf did u do to her nose and eyes! kek

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Enjoy /b https://filetea.me/t1sUQiZ9UwvQd2FjBbf8acn7A 4

>>675582209
after seeing this i do not like her anymore

>>675582343
why the fuck would i click that you faggot

>>675582038
10/10 detection, could you find me a fat femi-basement dweller in the thread?
That'd be greeeat.

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>>675582425
it's just a bot fam, calm down

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>>675568401

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This one

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>>675582810
>wanting an unfunny jewish eceleb slut

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>>675582810


b8 my son, >>675582925 always be on the lookout

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This to me is the perfect woman.

>>675568401
I want her to be more strongminded than cus I'm a beta pussy.

>>675570338
>makes lot of money
Kek, woman are bad at making money. If you do find 1 that does make lots of money, she probably fucking fat and 30 years older then you. I know 2 guys who have gfs that make lots of money. And there fucking land whales twice there age.
Woman are only attracted to a mans ambition to make money. We are only attracted to a womans body.
But goodluck.

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>>675571879

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>>675568401
>gamer
>kinda goth
>pale skin
>not too much tits/ass
>down-to-earth
>good sense of humor
>know what it's like to be an 'outsider'
>loyal
>doesn't smoke, drink, or do drugs
>has strong views, but acknowledges other people's rights to their views
>great all around
etc

>>675573617

Dats muh whit! :D

>>675583588
>Strong female, beta male

Dubs denotes the start of your cucking lifestyle

>>675583890
You want a boyfriend

I want a girl with
>mind like a diamond
>knows what's best
>shoes that cut
>eyes that burn like cigarettes

Tl dr; I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooong jacket

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>>675584001
How do you figure? Quickly, because I can feel the effects of my sleeping pill kicking in already.

>>675584001
Kek

>>675584068
Na na na na na...na na na na naaa na

>>675584181
This guy gets it

>>675584098
>gamer
>down-to-earth
>good sense of humor
>know what it's like to be an 'outsider'
>loyal
>has strong views, but acknowledges other people's rights to their views

literally zero women exist that fulfill these qualifications

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A sense of humor, smart, financially stable, and since i'm not a kid anymore, open to the idea of having kids.

>>675568401
My ex...

>>675583329
That's because you are gay

>>675584386
Not who you replied to, but if you think that woman is not attracrive, you might be the one who is gay.

>>675584375
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D

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>>675584320
Please...you're killing me here. Out of ~3.5Bn or so women out there (give or take...standard deviation...etc), there has to be at least 5 who fit those...specifications.

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>>675584386

>liking a woman = gay

You're a funny guy

4'11-5'6tall 100-150lbs
Natural redhead is a +

>>675581961
God I hope not, she's my favorite pornstar.

>>675584558
I think he was implying those qaulifications are more common with men. And perhaps suggesting you might he happier with a man.

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She's perfect. And if she wants to "act" so to speak, I wouldn't mind.

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>>675584959
No. The one thing I dislike more than insufferable women, is(are?) insufferable men who pretend to be insufferable women.

>>675568401
A vagina

> smart and educated
> funny/sarcastic sense of humour
> social but not too social
> goal driven
> loves wholeheartedly
> not afraid to get risque/sexual
> good relationship with her family
> doesn't post her entire life on social media
> likes to go out to resturants/cultural events and on the same note likes to stay home sometimes and chill out with a good movie/netflix together with a bottle of wine
> not obsessed with travelling
> takes care of her self
> loyal and faithful to me

>>675585086
That's some fuckin SWEET camoflage.

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>>675585285
What
>camoflage?

>>675568401
A perfect woman for me must have a small penis. I'm not joking. My GF (who is trans obv) has one.

>>675585441
I guess it would be embarassing for the tranny to have one bigger than you

>>675585554
I suppose that's one of the reasons but I just prefer em small. Along with a small petite body.

>>675585441
is it a based feminine penor which has difficulty getting hard?

>>675575572
>swallow every time
>2 kids

>>675585441
Less than 10"

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>>675585441
I want this meme to die

>>675585391

camouflage.

Missed a "u"

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>>675585701
/b/ro

>>675577789
I actually know her in person. Phone, e-mail, address

>>675582810
LEAFY ARMY REPORTING IN. KILL HILA AND ETHAN.

Must be religious

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In terms of looks this is mine +funny

>>675585888
Trips confirm

>>675568401
Perfect Personality and Feet.

Sorta like a girl, except with a penis. And Mucles. And broad shoulders, a sculped jaw, and hair.

>>675585086

What's the source?

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>>675586226

>>675585247
Sounds pretty good

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On the left

>>675580726
So if you are black and have blue eyes you are not a nigger?

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>>675586024
my nigga

>>675586593
That nigger has a penis

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i will show you the true nature of beauty

>>675586794
She is super pretty

>>675574490

Not the guy but my art teacher in high school also described it exactly like this.

Whoever can best be in a knife fight.

>>675571094
>"woman"

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Lela Star post anus implants

>>675586810
No be doesnt

>>675587261
Looks like a woman i work with

>>675574066
was this from J&A or hardly working?

Latina
5'0 to 5'6
Medium to large ass
Medium to large tits
Long black hair
Gorgeous face

>>675587108
Monkey knife fight

>Intelligent
>Laughs with me
>Game from time to time
>Loyal
>Open minded
>Opinionated

It's a person you're suppose to live with for a very long time. If she swallows or does anal is less significant.

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Megan fox from around 2010

>>675585247
I had a gf like this and she left be because she wanted other things in life.

I learnt the hard way that even if you love her wholeheartedly and stay loyal to her, have a steady well paying job in a respectable field, her family likes and respects you, are social with her, make each other laugh and fulfil each other sexually and travel with her, you can never make a woman 100% happy.

>>675588800

I bet she fucked Michael Bay for the part.

>>675588520
This is true. If youre into whether she swallows or not, go fuck the neighborhood whore

>>675575572
What do you do for $32 an hour?

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>>675568401
>face
>nose
>tits

>>675575572
are your sons cut or uncut?

>>675575572
Fake. So so so so so fake

>>675579740

Native American here.

You're swinging for the fences with that one homie.

Native women are all fat and useless. great at making shitty KD meals and shitting out tons of kids but not much use for anything else.

>>675575987
Im not even a math nerd, but this Winnies my Coopers.

>>675589257
Suck a whole lot of cock

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Queen Boxxy is my perfect girl.

>>675586947
No freckles and shes 10/10

>>675579740
that chick is probably like 1/4 native at most
>>675579755
Asian people aren't white, you sperglord

>>675577147
This anon's got it. Being needed is attractive for a while, hen it's just pity, and weird, after a while you want someone that is complete and a higher value.

>>675568401
mmmm
> 3.4''
So it can suck my dick without kneeling
> big ears
So I can have a crazy head-push blowjob
> without teeths
So she can't bite my dick
And finally.....
> a flat head
For placing the beer in it

A girl isn't perfect unless she has stinky feet

>>675579905
Surprisingly enough my gf adored anal sex, she would constantly ask for it, but i guess that the fact that I knew that she enjoyed it and it didn't hurt anymore after a while combined with the constant anal only sex made it become boring. he good thing is that that feeling leaves away after a week of not having anal.

>>675581331
>video game-wise
>games are life
neckbeard detected
>250+
jesus anon I weigh half that

>>675584068
came here to post this

>>675575572
>I swallow everytime
lost me with this one, no need to degrade yourself with blowjobs

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Left is perfect

>>675591825

You weigh 125 lbs.?

Not something to brag about.

>>675592455
Maybe not for a man

>>675592652

Not even for a woman, you're either disgusting skin or freakishly short.

>>675592535
fuck she's hot

Latinas are the best

its all about the personalitie

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I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.

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>>675574490
it's an old biker joke.

>>675592883
Hi Ron

>>675585701
This fucking guy.

>>675585701
Kek

>>675586947
SAUCE

>>675592759
I'm 5'6", 127 lbs, that's not thin or short. Are you okay, anon?

If she's not fat and has actual interests, not just "let me snapchat this" interests, she's as close to perfect as can be expected in this day and age.

I would marry the girl who could say to me: "Hey you ever been ____ing? Let's go it's one of my favorite things to do". Every girl I've been with only likes netflix or is a basic bitch who only drinks and smokes every other day to fill the emptiness that is their life.

>>675568401
A nose. This girl is nice but a fully functioning nose proportionate to the face is mandatory.

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>This is the perfect woman.

>>675593958
her stinky asian feet must be so arousing

>>675586947
MORE?

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>>675594045
How's that feminine penis coming along faggot. I hate feet fags btw, nice b8 though.

Loves to blaze. Punk skinny look. Strong sense of intuition and understanding of me. Can sing. Likes rough sex and getting choked. I really hope this post summons her from the miasma.

>Drinks
>Smokes
>Likes Industrial metal
>No fatties

>>675583329
She's fucking hot

>>675594278
butthurt weaboo faggot

>>675568401
I want her paler than the moon, with eyes that shine like stars. My girl will marvel at
my strength, and adore my battle scars. Honestly,I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like. It all depends on what she cooks like! Beef, pork, chicken, Mmmmmm

>>675569246
>will never be happy

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>>675585701
When it's in her mouth

>>675585701
Her pussy swallowed them obviously

>>675585701
You can get pregnant by swallowing.

>>675594591
I found the Neanderthal/Nigger of the thread, someone get the camera!

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>>675576324

>>675569246
>sarcastic/sense of humor

I'd prefer the second one as the first option will inevitably lead to punching her teeth out when she complains about you not listening.

Also, itt virgins with a list. Good luck, faggots.

>>675594853
She sounds like a girl worth fighting for to me.

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>>675576863

OMFG I'm having my weirdest boner ever

Thanks for helping me discover my new fetish, anon

Basicly my ex gf, but without the autism and anxiety. Everything else. perfection. i miss her.

>>675577010

Moarmoarnoar

>moar

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This girl

>>675576511
She got two black ones for being so vulnerable and temptation for doing it got too much.

>>675568401
I like my girlfriend because she worships me and was a virgin before I claimed her. She is kind of plain but awesome. For me, it's not about the looks, it's about her character

>>675595722
She's fat, then.

Casey, but single

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Boxxy is best girl.

>>675595668
help im in love