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Hold it right there!
Check em
Im white gimme a warning officer pls
Lel im white u cant shoot me
I am just a koala.
im blek
Plz don't shoot a nigger
no officer nooo
>>675519677
Nice
>>675519562
what seems to be the officer problem?
>>675519562
good day officer
>>675520211
Have a nice day
>>675519562
Sorry I don't pay tickets
>>675519562
Hello officer
>>675519562
FUCK THE POLICE
Hmmm
>>675520333
Don't drop the soap
Check em officer
I didn't do shit, honest
>>675519562
Fuck you kike boy, I'm out here killing to benefit society. Step aside pig
Let's see...
rip
>>675520577
Sorry, move along sir.
>>675519562
Don't think I ain't taking this to court officer!
>>675520333
Ill post your bail, I got singles ^_^
Nigger
My numbers will warp space and time.
Sorry officer!
Fuck you bitch
Yyyy
>>675519562
well, shit
>>675519562
rolling for quints
Perhaps my old friend Benjamin can persuade you to an agreeable solution Officer.
>>675519562
Check em
im getting shot
>>675519562
>inb4 quints get
hope im not black
SHOOT ME PUSSY
SO HOW THE FUCK DO I GO FREE?
WITH A FUCKING IRRATIONAL NUMBER YOU CUNT?
sorry sir
Fuck you copper
>>675520344
You're free to go cutie ;)
>>675519562
rooooolllll FUCK YOU OP AND THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND
Hey guys whats going on in this thread?
fuck it
I never get dubs..
>>675519562
I fixed it.
Singles - Get a ticket.
Doubles - Get a warning
Triples - Get Arrested
Quads - Get Tased
Nigger - Get Shot
Use a condom please
>>675519562
Sorry about that officer, but will these dubs help me at all?
fuck dem
Gimme ticket
>>675519562
Step off, nigga, I gots rock ta sling.
fuck 12
>>675519562
back off, pig
:^)
the fuck you stopin me fo
only singles here sir
>>675519562
I swear on me mum I didn't know that prostitute was a police woman, sir
>>675523699
Sorry Tyrone. My mistake
>>675519562
nope nope nope.
NIGGERS
You know who you just pulled over?
Can't shoot me I'm white
I'm black.
>>675519562
FUCK YOU PIG!!!
Fuck tha Police.
>>675519562
fuck off pig.
Check em.
Rolll
Please sir, I only am transporting these dubs for Sernie Banders.
Rol
Gimme dubz
Is it creepy to Facebook stalk someone?
lol ok
>i'm black
Ayy
lmao
My dubs are magic
>>675519562
I dindu nuffin
What seems to be the problem sir?
Can't
Good day Officer
Stump
>>675526389
And one more
Fuck the police
>>675519562
YOU CANT HOLD ME COPPERS
The
Bring It
Just arrest me already
Trump
>>675519562
eh white man yu womunz free 2nite?
>>675519562
Man i din do nuffin
>>675519562
I REFUSE TO BE TASED
>>675520453
>>>Don't drop the soap
XD
XD
XD
Hows it going on this fine day of white freedom officer?
>>675524866
*Warn these doubles*
>>675519562
Am I being detained?
oh shit
>>675519562
why would anyone want to roll in here???
My name is Trevon.
>>675519562
Fuck you pig! Oink! Oink
hey cool a place for me to say something constructive
first and foremost, fuck the police
you are all fourth string quarterbacks. you think you're better than everyone else and you fucking love the power it gives you.
you are only lapdogs to the elite, keeping everyone enslaved. you are worthless, you are useless, you are the problem.
tl;dr kill yourself
>>675519562
Osef
>>675527687
You gave me a ticket? Cuz I'm black?!
>>675519562
shoot me dead piggy
since I'm white, and have talked my way out of a few tickets before, so I'm guessing it's another warning.
>>675527832
Yo, fuck you, nigga!
north korea for life motherfucker
>>675519562
yo!
>>675519562
s'up
Rolling...no whammys, no whammys!
Was I speeding, officer?
Hello officer, I am actually a Nigatron 3000 robot and my only function is to kill whites.
wut it do
Fuk da kraka poleece. I dindunuffin
What are you going to do, shoot me?
please just fucking kill me officer
I DINDU NUFFIN
roller
Shoot me pussy cop
They see me rollin
>>675519562
I'm black
Fuck the Feds
KILL ME PLZ
My dick. Suck it
Innocent
Lookie here officer Im good to go right?
>>675519562
sorry officer
>>675529705
well fuck im broke i dont have money to pay my ticket so im outta here
>its time to r-r-r-r-rollllll
>>675519562
Am I being detained?
>>675529866
doubles spotted
>>675519562
fuck off pig singles get
>>675530128
Look man I swear i wont bring my singles around again
I din do nuffin wrong officur
>>675531084
>Those singles say otherwise.
