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Ask a peasant anything


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Ask a peasant anything
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glory
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>>675517770
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The King of Cuckland
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Bow to me peasents
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How do you know someone's a king?
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>>675517770
It's cool man I'm a peasant too.
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>>675518414
When they roll quads like these.
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>not carefully waiting for your get by refreshing the front page
Disgusting
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bow down to me
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All hail to the Basileus
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h-here I go!!
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>>675517770
stfu peasant
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rollin bitches.
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Rolling for lvl 3 man
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all hail youre new emperor
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rollin'
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King demands you post brussels pics.
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>>675517770
King here
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banzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai
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>>675517770
How does it feel to be off by one
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knight get
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quints here bow down

btw sanders for prez
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>>675517770
Rolling, faggots
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Knight me faggot
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Kneel before me you dirty scum
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>>675517770
Quads get
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b0ss can i habe dubs pls
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Check it
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>>675519986
Ey b0ss
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>>675517770
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Bow hoes
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If i am emperor, I will burn and destroy all of you filthy peasants in the most unholy of fires.
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m8s
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Knight get
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maybe today
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Emperor penguin
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nigga
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k
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reroll
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Allah ak bar nigger
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fuck me in the ass
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Roll for Knight
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FUCK NIGGERS
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>>675518648
Nice try
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Not today
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Bow down dickfaces!
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MEMES!
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reroll
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re-roll for knights
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>>675520779
FUCK!!!! Off by 1 mother fucker!
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>>675517770
Knight reporting for duty
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>>675517770
Bow to me faggot
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All Hail Your new king /b
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Rerollin
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shiy
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>>675520974
I don't bow to peasants
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Why do you play on consoles?
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well
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Fuck it
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I em night of teh relm
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>>675520779
Can you legit not count?
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rlel
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Hail to the king
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wut
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For, Honor?
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K
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sith!
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Whammy !!!
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Give me might
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>>675517770
bow down losers
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>>675519667
Idk how does it feel?
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>>675517770
poople
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>>675521185
double dubs he's a faggot
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>>675517770
rollin
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I did nothing wrong.
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>>675517770
Roll for knight
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>>675519633
>>675519788
>>675520566
>>675520966
NOBLEMAN, SWERVE
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Death to the king!
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roolling
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uh
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ask a knight anything
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>>675517770
Knight who became a soldier, who got cucked into being a peasant. I dumped my wife and an banging 3 neighbor girls. Ihave been working hard to earn my soldier-ness back
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i shall be...
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Us lower class gotta stick together yeah?
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>>675521729
Nope, looks like I have another bit to do
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>>675517770
bow down fgts
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>>675517770
Check em
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ha
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Roll
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>>675517770
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Here we go
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Anonymous 03/23/16 (Wed)19:06:12 No. 675517770
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KNEEL BEFORE YOUR EMPEROR
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me too, thanks
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Heyo
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Kneel before me peasants
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Getting quints is easy as fap
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>>675517770
So close!
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>>675517770
I aint no fuckin peasant, check my scroll
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>>675517770
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ROLLL
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peasant here
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h-here I go!!
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rollerino
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I don't ask peasants.

Peasants ask me.
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All hail yeezus
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rolling....
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Ggggg
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Respect my Statues Peasant
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Soldier reporting for duty.
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>>675517770
Why do you engage in the act of sexual Intercourse with other bearers of the same genital organs as yourself?
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Only based Trump is emperor
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>>675517770
BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF ME
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>>675523330
FUCK
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Rollie Pollie Ollie
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Fuck off peasants
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Fuck outta here with that "not of noble birth" shit
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>>675517770
Here to rule
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Check my trips, peasants
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Hi
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Soldiering on
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>>675517770
rolllolol
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hey
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ROLLL
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>>675517770
rolan
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>>675517770
rolled
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rrrroooolll it
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Bow down for meeeee
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say hello to your dear leader
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>>675517770
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>>675517770
what do we burn apart from witches?
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>>675517770
newt inc
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rrrrrrolin
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>>675517770
roll for probably a fucking peasant
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I am the master.
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knight just to abuse my sex slave
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>>675517770
Knight get
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>>675525353
You ARE the sex slave, peasant
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>>675517770

i sense some heresy inside here!
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taking my chances
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>>675525353
i hopee i get a kind master
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ME
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>>675525666
>666
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I am the king.
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>>675517770
Check'em peasants.
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>>675517770
I don't have much to ask to you, I'm a filthy peasant too
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kek 'em
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>>675525666
Hail ,Sir Knight, I hereby vow alliegeance to you. I am soldier from >>675525488
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>>675525799
o shit i lied
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All hail dman
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step aside peasants
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Ayy lmao
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>>675517770
but
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Fuck you all
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Do you know who you peasants are speaking to?
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QUANTUM POWER
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King me
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FU
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We wuz kings
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Why choose a console?
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ABANDON YOUR LIVES
JOIN ME IN VALHALLA

OPUS DEI
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Soldier get
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BOW BEFORE ME
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>>675517770
royalty get
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why are you such a faggot?
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BEHOLD
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BELIEVE 2 ACHIEVE
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>>675517770
i feel it
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rolliiiin
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Work work
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So close
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EMPEROR!
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Kneel before me dirty niggers
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>>675529041
Fucking dirty peasant.
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nigger
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>>675529119
Eat dirt
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>>675529119
Fuck. mannn
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>>675517770
Bow down to me.
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Will anyone ever get trips?
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>>675529353
Bow before me nigger
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>>675517770
Why arnt you bowing to me?
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>>675517770

Why are you still in my presence?
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>>675517770
I shall transcend the heavens
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Roll for knight
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>>675517770
I am not a peasant
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Ser knight
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>>675529277
At least I can rape the peasant.
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>>675529455
Cuz you're a knight numb nuts
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>>675529277
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Reveal my destiny 4chan!
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Fuck, I'm a peasent
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>>675517770

Welp
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hi
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>>675517770
rll
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>>675529811
Greeting fellow soldier.
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>>675529833
fuck my life
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I Don't want to be a filthy peasant.
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>>675517770
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>>675529909
So close filthy peasant.
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>>675529992
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>>675517770

Suck muh dick peasant.
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Hello fellow peasants
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le roll
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>>675517770
Rollo
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>>675517770

I will not.
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>>675517770
I'm king nigs
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*Attempts to pull sword out of stone
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>>675530596
Nvm I'm peasant
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Can I be king
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>>675530671
Kek
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>>675517770
rolling1
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>>675530736
Trips get
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Gooblegobbin goblin muffins!
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check'd
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bring out your dead
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Anal pliss
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>>675517770
I am but a peasant.
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Bow
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>>675531059
Rolling for the glory!
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>>675517770
Roll for Emperor Ming. I'm Flash Gordon, btw...
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I am just a peasant
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>>675517770
Probably a peasant too
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lmao behold
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i am a knight
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>>675532504
oh fuck
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I am superior
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my dick fell off
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So closio antonio
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>>675517770
PEASANT REPORTING IN
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My sword is ready
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All Hail me
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There can only be one
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>>675517770

Bow to your Sensei.
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>>675534214
failed.
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>>675517770
here comes the king
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fudge
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>>675534265
failed
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>>675517770
i am the king 4444
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pff
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>>675534325
aaaand gtfo
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>>675517770
tis noble
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>>675517770
Rolling for knighthood
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>>675534512
newfag
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I'll take your finest dubs please
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>>675534648
>>675534512
samefag
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>>675517770
Hail to your king
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What shall I be?
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If I'm a knight, I'm slaughtering some peasants.
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>>675534512
>>675534648
>>675534713
gtfo
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>>675517770
Roll
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Knight get
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>>675534946
im so lonely guys...
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Get ready to check these quints
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>>675517770
Lord of Peasants reporting
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God Damn Peasants!
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>>675517770

let me se
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Trips baby
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