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>>675508001
Just leave
>>675508194
Zozzle
>>675508214
Holy fucking shit top mother fucking kek.
what the fuck is it that people do that makes artifacts all over the text in these awful pictures
>>675508198
Wtf is this cringe worthy bullshit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MDqGA3nmro
Fucking pathetic nigger "humour"
What are you faggots 12 I've really been getting irritated with how much new gen bullshit is coming here
>>675508520
Explain I don't use iShit
>>675509252
That monkey has completely changed my carpentry game.
>>675508214
LOL so relatable XDXD
>>675509252
Soon they will begin the uprising.
>>675509786
this kills the thread
>>675508214
Top
>>675509709
Just try it it's funny as hell...
>>675508427
fuck this dude XD
>>675508520
what happens? I'm not a liberal retard with an iphone
>>675508520
LOL I did it...I feel so silly
>>675507813
this isn't tumblr
and these aren't funny
>this thread
>>675508001
xdddddd
>>675509060
>>675509160
>>675509160
>>675509346
>>675509421
>>675509486
>>675509522
>>675509953
I hate this unfunny lame cancer so much
>>675508198
Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.
>>675511153
>Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.
>>675508001
>>675508198
>>675508427
>>675508520
>shitposting on 4chan
>how low have you sunk
>>675508772
lol
>>675508214
Oh hell yeah
>>675508520
Well played
>>675508198
Oh god the cancer
>>675511408
I guess you're right
>>675508520
it calls emergency services
>>675508813
Niggers bugger niggers everywhere . nigger speak, nigger humor, nigger bullshit.get the fuck outta here and go suck on a policemans pistol.
>>675509709
112 is 911 in the EU
>>675512079
I thought it was 999
>>675508877
>iFunny watermark
>>675511987
what's with all these retarded sandwiches and tall burgers lately ?????
>>675508198
someone please screencap this screencap and add filters. It's time to make some art with shitty memes.
>>675509060
why is this a thing now?
>>675512238
Both are. 999 is more popular in the UK though.
>>675507813
when u dump
greetings to /the-offbeat/ btw
>>675512741
9gag?
memful?
nice m8...
>>675511408
9fag watermark...
>>675512238
999 is for the UK
>>675512741
ADVANCED ZOZZLE!!!!!!!!!
ADVANCED ZOZZLE!!!!!!!!!
ADVANCED ZOZZLE!!!!!!!!!
>>675512978
kekd m8
>>675512817
nobody lost on this ever.
>>675512741
>/thread
>/all threads
wow what an amazing dad
>>675508507
this is better if you've seen the original
Is this what kids these days call comedy?
ITT: 12 year old unfunny faggots
>>675508001
People that repost such quality pics deserve aids, my fucken eyes are ruined i tell you
>>675509528
fucking hell of all the bullshit to make me lose you did it first
prepare to kek with all your might
>>675510657
Stardew valley
>>675512728
Only funny thing in this thread
>>675511729
top kek
>>675508520
Not cool faggot!
>>675513078
Focusing on the important things...
>>675507813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRuiZ3X_vDc
>>675507813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDU0JOdf-zA&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSCljT8fzY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtYWnEeUY9I
>>675513868
By the power of Desu
OC?
OC.
>4th grade
>me and couple friends shove a whole box of skipping ropes down a school toilet
>clogs the fuck out of the entire sewer for the school
>principal of the school finds out
>then she finds out it was us because we signed our names when we got the box of skipping ropes from the sport classroom
>entire toilet block was fucked up, toilets had to be closed, everyone had to hold it in or just piss themselves
>she yells at us for about 30 minutes about how much a new toilet block will cost
>collapses while yelling
>oh shit
>she was about 70 years old
>ambulance is called
>she's pronounced dead at the scene from a heart attack
>me and my friends are shitting their pants thinking we're going to go to jail
>police come and get a statement from us the next day
>oh SHIT
>we're fucked
>funeral is held at school assembly so we just sat there sweating for an hour while people stared at us
>everyone is fucking shooting us these death stares
>friend tells me he has a good idea
1/3
cont?
>>675508214
lost
>>675508520
I just did that. Luckily there's a delay
>>675513868
By the power of desu
>>675513530
you got scammed a coffee
>>675512728
What kind of waiter asks about the number of people? Maybe they haven't shown up yet retard
>>675508520
"Calling emergency services in 5 seconds"
>>675514148
Hurry up bitch.
>>675510227
Niggers
>>675508507
Faaaaaak I lost.
>>675509252
>filename
lost
>>675510828
Johnny fucking quest
>>675510153
I can't believe I actually lost to this... Gets funnier the longer I look at it
>>675508214
Lost lmao
>>675514148
>>675514400
>>675514481
okbb
2/3
>i visit friends house that afternoon
>principal death is on tv
>we sit outside and talk
>he tells me he knows a really good idea to get us out of this shit
>he dials the local crimestoppers number
>tells the lady on the phone he knows what really happened to the school principal
>doesn't even try to disguise his voice
>lady puts on this faggot condescending voice
>'so what happened then little boy'
>she wuz assasinated
>even i thought it was a good idea at the time
>schedules an interview with police
>ok now this is a really really bad idea
>hitting him while he's on the phone
>hangs up
>'what are you hitting me for dude i got us out of this'
>police will remember us you dork
>he shits
>tell him he's an idiot and go home
>next day get a phone call from him
>'hey dude the police are at my house, they want to talk to all of us'
>start walking to his house
>drag my feet the whole way and fuck around hoping they will give up and just leave
>too bad he lives about 2 streets away
>get there in 15 minutes
>sitting in bushes outside his house next to police car
>dont know what to do
>go up to front window
>his mom is crying her eyes out
>he looks like he's about to pass out
>his dad is standing over one of the policemen with a bat
>uh oh
>>675514148
>funeral held at school assembly
sounds made up as fuck but go on.
>>675512728
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man i turned caps lock on and im holding shift at the same time so its normal letters yall.
thats how funny this is.
>>675514202
Okay I get it 9fag fucking blows and reddit too but I legitimately found this funny enough to laugh audibly.
>>675508214
I just spat whater out of my mouth
>>675514667
3/3
>dont know what to do
>sit outside his house listening to his dad yell for another 10 minutes
>finally gather my balls and go up to front door
>people are still yelling
>another police car just pulled up, i dont give a shit
>knock on the door
>yelling stops
>my friend answers the door
>doesnt even open it
>starts crying
>'uh anon you should come back later the policeman is busy'
>this other officer is sneaking up behind me
>gets me out of the way
>starts banging on the door
>this is officer bigfaggot open the door
>friend opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>675509709
u really are a special snowflake arent u?
>>675509528
Fucking saved. Will send this to anyone who send me those fucking smileys. Also lost.
I can't believe there hasn't been any banana cancer so far.
>>675508214
Top Zozzle
>>675514667
fake as
>>675509517
underrated
>>675514979
this thread is already ruined by itself
>>675507813
You mean terrible nigger Instagram humor edition?
>>675513530
>starbucks
Fag
>>675514148
>>675514667
>>675514909
>>675514909
>>675514909
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>675513269
True dat
>>675514465
Any normal waiter who wants to know how many to prepare a table for you antisocial autistic fuck
>>675514909
Stupid/10
>>675514909
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>675507813
i used to fuck a girl with a headrag like her.
she was just so smart, you know?
like you could tell how beautiful and complex her mind was in the way that she analyzed a dick before sucking it.
like she was doing calculus on the perfect cum shot. she could make me precum a pretty much normal amount of jizz without even cumming for real.
cosigns and tangents of my precum would drip out her nose while she sucked and jammed out to our favorite song. she knew i loved that. so she would look up at me with those big doe eyes, let the cum drip out of her nose as far as she could, and then sniffle it right back into her head. and just as the song was reaching its climax, so would i. that shit was the sexiest thing I've ever experienced.
this still gets me hard just about every time i listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
Why do you all insist on talking like niggers?
by the power of desu.
>>675508877
>>675509077
>>675509522
>>675510499
>>675511488
>>675512233
>>675513588
>>675513566
>>675514322
>>675514400
There is a serious lack of checking in here. Only medicine can help.
>>675513530
what's funny here is some people will think it really happened.
>>675508194
fuck, lost hard
>>675514866
Whater those
>>675512741
All the dank memes
>>675514667
This is copypasta lol
>>675515420
>675515420
this is /b/ we won't don't use racist terms like that they hurt people
>>675515527
Thanks Doc.
Do you also happen to be an optometrist by any chance?
>>675513498
>saved the watermark
>>675514979
there are always banans
>>675509517
>>675509786
I'd still fuck it
>>675515704
I've used it a few times
>>675508877
>iamsoautisticidontunderstandsatire.jpg
>>675508361
>wit some more heat
always makes me think of pic related
>>675508520
Wew so close
>>675512174
do you mind if i save that?
>>675511045
i hate you so much
>>675515875
>waternark
>a
>t
>e
>r
>m
>a
>r
>k
>>675509522
Walmart employee made this
They just got hydrangea in
Most of these are just stupid but I guess there really are a lot of 12-16 year olds on here now.
>>675515249
Post it?
>>675513530
Yeah that never happend
>>675516370
>thumbnail*
time to commit sudoku
>>675508361
Lost hard
>>675516351
save it, it's all yours my friend :D
>>675514909
Kys, today.
>>675512874
Only a sick bastard would save this to show others .
>>675510657
Char jew valley.
>>675517343
gay
>>675513193
lost so hard
