Sir, are there any dubs in this car?
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Sir, are there any dubs in this car?
None here officer
>>675503208
>dubs
Would you just fuck off with the endless "dubs" threads? It's a stupid concept.
>>675503300
LIAR
obviously not
>>675503300
HES PACKING DOUBLE DUBS GET DOWN
>>675503300
Why lie?
>>675503353
found the newfag
>>675503300
I hope you're ready for Jamal's giant prison cock
>>675503300
Get out of the car!
No fuck off you fucking meme loving autistic fuck go back to your mummies tits and fuck your anus with a rusty spoon until it bleeds
none here officer
>>675503300
PUT UR HANDS BEHIND UR BACK NOW!
>>675503477
officer whats that in your pocket? those arent dubs are they?
>>675503477
OH FUCK
>>675503300
lying bastard
None here officer.
I dont have dubs
>>675503300
>675503300
WINRAR
No dubs here.
>>675503600
*ducks behind car door*
>>675503600
Nothing there! You planted it! My dog smells your dubs
No but I have trips
Not my car sir
>>675503208
No dubs here Mr Ossifer
>>675503823
i- i was just holding them for a friend i swears it!
>>675503800
Your going downtown punk
Nothing here officer
No officer
>>675503300
Fucking liar, you're under arrest for possession of illegal dubs. Your bail is trips.
>>675503353
stfu edgy cunt
>>675503973
Tell it to the judge
>>675504066
Fucking hell I'm booking it and hiding behind these singles
no gtfo b4 i call the cops
>>675503800
This some kind of Jesus shit?
>>675503208
n-no officer
>>675504186
No you ain't punk
I don't know about dubs but I'm certainly packing trips.
No shit. Only premium quality weed!
Nah, that ain't me.
i got your dubs right here officer
>>675503208
No sir ive never even seen dubs
>>675504448
I'm not black though they were planted I swear
no dubs here sir
Not dubs, but trips
>>675504587
You call those dubs? Haha boy get out of here.
Is it because I'm black?
i aint got no dubs nigga now skeet nigga
nope
nope dubs here copper
None here, officer.
You may want to check the car below me for doubles though.
↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS? BEGONE WITH THESE WILD ACCUSATIONS!
>>675505100
>>675505100
>>675505100
fuuuuuuuuuuuUUUuuuu
i got dem dubs nigga
none here
>>675504721
Cmon scumbag your done, your going downtown
No sir.
>>675505188
OFFICER!
>>675505188
>>675505100
get the fuck down
>>675505234
I was framed by a nigger
>>675503208
allah snackbar?
Allu Akbar nigger
I don't know officer , it's a rental...
Yes sir wanna share ?
I REGRET NOTHING, TAKE IT ALL
Sir even if there is you're still going to let me off with a warning because I am white.
Quads?
No officer, only trips here
>>675504111
OMG guys that's a big one
>>675506288
>OMG
>being this new
>>675505345
>off by one
nothing to see here officer
don't you read the paper, officer?
Pinche pig
I stole dubs
>>675506443
>proof to be framed
>never got dubs again
em check dubs
Nah just Syrian immigrants
I swear mr officer these are for medical use only
no, but thank you for asking officer
>>675506400
Your under arrest!
>>675505177
two counts of illegal dubs possession, you're coming with us
Fuck you pig
>>675503208
no sir, but i have a meth lab in the trunk, and illegal immigrants in the back, and 5 pounds of explosives under my car.
>>675503208
Of course not officer.
No dubs here officer
>>675507064
Nice!
>>675507399
i knew from your face you couldn't be trusted.
>>675507957
I did too, we do police good
dubs? never!
N-no dubs here officer only singels
am i being detained officer?
>>675508601
Alright, you get off this time. On your way!
>>675508777
FUCK, you can't arrest what you can't catch!
>>675508777
Fuck yeah you're being detained.
I-I got nothing officer.
>>675509065
You can't outrun us punk
>>675509261
>>675509437
well, you asked for dubs not trips.
they are for medical use.
>>675509614
Surely you can produce a prescription for that, defendant?
>>675509614
My bad I was just blindly following a fellow officer. Thanks for the help kiddo
>>675503208
Absolutely not, officer.
>>675509913
Kek
absolutely not, officer
None
It doesn't matter officer, I got my license
>>675510109
No prescription? Just what I thought. Off to jail, then. Good the officers were so thorough.
None here
>>675503625
Hello :>
You can check sir, just leave the proper alone.
>>675503208
I'm clean fam
I PLEAD THE FITH RITE TO REMAIN SILENT MUH AMENDMENT I NEED TO SEE MY LAWEYER
Well, lemme see, Sire.
>>675512266
Jesus Christ! Put the multi dubs down!
Ch-ch-ch-check it out
>>675512266
>>675512463
WE NEED BACK UP
>>675512684
Alpha squad standing by!
No sir, just seats and a steering wheel, heh....heh...
>>675512684
>>675512861
chill out guys, we got them!
>>675503208
Am I being detained? May I go now?
>>675503208
N-n-no sir.
>>675503208
Fucking A
nah, just got me some trips
safe
>>675503208
Are quads okay, officer faggot?
absolutely no
I'm clean
run
>>675513300
On the fucking ground!
Uhh, no dubs here sir...
as clean as it gets
Chill man all I got is the gram of coke
>>675506133
>How could you let this guy get off until now?
S-Sorry sir, arresting him now!
>Well I hope you didn't fuck up the court case!
N-no sir! We still have all the evidence!
>Good!
Yes sir!
>>675507044
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
You're under the arrest for illegal possession of dubs. Any dubs can and will be used against you in court of law
No dubs, trips, quads, quints, or sexts here.
>>675503208
no just trips so jog on pig
>>675513300
YOU GONNA GO TO JAIL NOW
>>675513640
I AM WHITE.
Do I look like a nigger officer?
I'm sorry officer. I don't even know what dubs are.
may i help you, officer?
>>675513779
NO BUT YOU SMELL LIKE ONE
Fuck the police
>>675503208
nope just come drugs some guns and Mexicans in the boot
>>675503208
Yes, here you go officer.
>>675513877
GET ON THE GROUND
here to bail out the kek
>>675503208
No, Constable. Of course not.
Hello Officer. No dubs here. Nope. None at all.
>>675513387
You need any backup there, officer?
>>675513776
off by one but still white
>>675513919
Be gentle I'm a virgin
>>675513979
off by 2 but still white
No dubs here officer.
Just a law abiding citizen minding my own business.
hey man all i got are singles
>>675514046
off by 2 but till white
>>675503208
i fucked a girl for awhile who got dubs every time she posted.
she was just so smart, you know? like you could tell how beautiful and complex her mind was in the way that she analyzed a dick before sucking it. like she was doing calculus on the perfect cum shot. she could make me precum a pretty much normal amount of jizz without even cumming for real. cosigns and tangents of my precum would drip out her nose while she sucked and jammed out to our favorite song. she knew i loved that. so she would look up at me with those big doe eyes, let the cum drip out of her nose as far as she could, and then sniffle it right back into her head. and just as the song was reaching its climax, so would i. that shit was the sexiest thing I've ever experienced. this still gets me hard just about every time i listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
Nope, I'm clean sir.
No officer, no dubs here
>>675513911
>911
I'm gonna call the cops man
>>675514109
off by 9 but still white
No...
No dubs here officer
>>675503208
no dubs here sir.
I don't know anything about Jason's missing dubs ocifer am I being detained I know my rights
>>675514032
I DON'T CARE TYRONE IS GONNA MAKE YOU HIS PRISON BITCH
sir I just wanna get home
Maybe I do have trips on me
>>675503208
Hello officer.... ALLAHU AHKBAR!!
Please don't hurt me I have a family
Am I being detained?
>>675514441
Nice trips
>>675514575
newfag spotted
>>675514575
Those aren't trips you korean faggot
>>675514575
No glorious leader, those are-- aaargh!
>>675514711
>HE'S GOT A GUN
>>675514165
off by 1 but still white
>>675514711
You're under arrest sir.
no dubz here offficers
>>675514837
off by 4 but still white
>>675503208
Sir no sir.
What seem to be the officer problem?
No dubs in this van mam.
noooooooooooope
>>675514989
off by 10 but until then, still white.
Nothing to see here officer.
>>675515050
off by 5 but still white
No officer, only trips
Nope
>>675515099
OH SHIT IM BLACK NOW RUN
>runs off with dubs
No doubles here sir
>>675515099
>still white
Nice try. Hands up where I can see them!
>>675514888
Do you have something in your hand, officer?
Surely those aren't.....trips?
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ARRESTING ME
No dubs in here, officer. Just dreams.
>>675515099
What color do you have now, son?
>>675515099
get on the ground nigger
>>675503208
Is there an officer, problem?
>>675503208
alot weed stashed behind the satnav
But I dindu nuffin officer
*shoves dubs up my ass*
none here sir
dubs lost i won
>>675515288
shit we got some corrupt cops here need back up now
>>675515422
drop those dubs
>>675515288
>gone
>>675515422
Your days of web slinging are over, pal
Damn spidey I thought you were a hero...
>>675515566
DROP EM
>>675515566
>>675515611
>comes bacfk
CORRUPT COP
>>675515611
SAYS THE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>675515701
YOU WONT TAKE ME ALIVE
>>675503300
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND.
Free dubs
>>675515611
>>675515811
TWO 11
HOLY SHIT
we need back up asap to much corrupt scum
>>675515611
excellent chain of dubs, now all of you FUCKING GET ON THE GROUND!
>>675515811
> ALLAHU AKBAR
>>675503208
I know my rights!
So you gonna need a warrant for that
>>675515811
>Suspect is heavily armed, in possession of two dubs
Who got my dubs?
>>675515926
On my way!
>>675516026
FUCK YOU COPPER
Yeah there are, i have them right there by my side.
>>675505234
they will never catch me though
Yo nigga i aint doin any bad
no, ofc not
>>675503208
No sir, I'm just an innocent refugee practicing my religion of peace
>>675516431
HELP!
yes sir
All cops must now be scanned by Blak Copper
Can I help you officer?
love it
nope
>>675503208
N-no
>>675503208
these aren't my dubs they're my friends, just holding
Reporting in.
Shiet
>>675516628
Your pic there seems to have dubs. I'm gonna have to detain you so we can investigate.
>>675516866
Dubs sighted sir
Never saw dubs in my life officer
>>675516866
get on the ground and take that off you nigger
>>675516866
DROP THE FUCKING DUBS AND GET ON THE GROUND NOW
>>675516866
Freeze, motherfucker!
>>675517033
GET DOWN YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR POSSESION OF ILLEGAL DUBS
>>675517022
GET DOWN FUCKING NIGGER
>>675517022
>>675517033
GET ON THE GROUND DROP THOSE FUCKING DUBS
Nah, you got the wrong guy, unless you little fags wana fight
Maybe... What's it to ya? Looking to buy?
>>675517022
Dirty cop sighted!
>>675517033
>>675516866
Also small Spiderman bust!
We are doing a great job today
>>675517022
>>675517033
You too! Hey guys, we need some backup here!
>>675517422
BACK UP TRAITOR
Duck off niggers
>>675517422
Not again, you get on the ground as well!
>>675517422 I thought you were a good man
Only singles here officer
>implying I have a car.
These are not the dubs you are looking for.
>>675518077
STOP RIGHT THERE
>>675518077
FUCKING DROP DUBS
>>675518077
Put your dubs down and no one will be hurt
>>675518333
TRIPS! WE NEED BACKUP! DIRTY COP!
>>675518333
Officer DROP THE FUCKING TRIPS YOU TRAITOR!
>>675518333
Trips pointing at him, he is lost
>>675518333
Rogue officer sporting dubs, get em
No sir.
>>675503300
>>675503477
>>675503600
>>675503800
>>675504066
>>675505100
>>675505177
>>675505188
>>675506133
>>675506288
>>675506400
>>675507044
>>675507399
>>675512266
>>675513300
>>675513877
>>675513911
>>675514711
>>675515099
>>675515288
>>675515422
>>675515566
>>675515611
>>675515811
>>675516866
>>675517022
>>675517033
>>675517422
>>675518077
I am calling the National Guard
>>675518511
Stay down, you are under arrest for possession of dubs
>>675503208
But officer...I'll do anything if you just let me go...anything
>>675518497
>>675518483
>>675518610
>>675518509
YOU'LL NEVER GET ME
What if I say I have dubs, officer?
>>675518077
Sssshhh they'll hear yo---
>>675518313
>>675518333
>>675518335
Oh fuck!
>>675518848
Don't try to escape faggot!
