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Sir, are there any dubs in this car?
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Sir, are there any dubs in this car?
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None here officer
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>>675503208
>dubs

Would you just fuck off with the endless "dubs" threads? It's a stupid concept.
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>>675503300
LIAR
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obviously not
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>>675503300
HES PACKING DOUBLE DUBS GET DOWN
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>>675503300

Why lie?
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>>675503353
found the newfag
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>>675503300
I hope you're ready for Jamal's giant prison cock
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>>675503300
Get out of the car!
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No fuck off you fucking meme loving autistic fuck go back to your mummies tits and fuck your anus with a rusty spoon until it bleeds
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none here officer
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>>675503300
PUT UR HANDS BEHIND UR BACK NOW!
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>>675503477
officer whats that in your pocket? those arent dubs are they?
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>>675503477
OH FUCK
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>>675503300
lying bastard
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None here officer.
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I dont have dubs
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>>675503300
>675503300
WINRAR
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No dubs here.
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>>675503600

*ducks behind car door*
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>>675503600
Nothing there! You planted it! My dog smells your dubs
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No but I have trips
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Not my car sir
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>>675503208
No dubs here Mr Ossifer
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>>675503823
i- i was just holding them for a friend i swears it!
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>>675503800
Your going downtown punk
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Nothing here officer
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No officer
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>>675503300

Fucking liar, you're under arrest for possession of illegal dubs. Your bail is trips.

>>675503353

stfu edgy cunt
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>>675503973
Tell it to the judge
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>>675504066
Fucking hell I'm booking it and hiding behind these singles
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no gtfo b4 i call the cops
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>>675503800
This some kind of Jesus shit?
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>>675503208
n-no officer
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>>675504186
No you ain't punk
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I don't know about dubs but I'm certainly packing trips.
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No shit. Only premium quality weed!
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Nah, that ain't me.
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i got your dubs right here officer
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>>675503208
No sir ive never even seen dubs
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>>675504448
I'm not black though they were planted I swear
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no dubs here sir
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Not dubs, but trips
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>>675504587
You call those dubs? Haha boy get out of here.
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Is it because I'm black?
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i aint got no dubs nigga now skeet nigga
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nope
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nope dubs here copper
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None here, officer.

You may want to check the car below me for doubles though.

↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓
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DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS? BEGONE WITH THESE WILD ACCUSATIONS!
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>>675505100
>>675505100
>>675505100
fuuuuuuuuuuuUUUuuuu
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i got dem dubs nigga
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none here
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>>675504721
Cmon scumbag your done, your going downtown
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No sir.
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>>675505188
OFFICER!
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>>675505188
>>675505100
get the fuck down
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>>675505234
I was framed by a nigger
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>>675503208
allah snackbar?
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Allu Akbar nigger
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I don't know officer , it's a rental...
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Yes sir wanna share ?
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I REGRET NOTHING, TAKE IT ALL
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Sir even if there is you're still going to let me off with a warning because I am white.
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Quads?
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No officer, only trips here
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>>675504111

OMG guys that's a big one
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>>675506288
>OMG
>being this new
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>>675505345
>off by one
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nothing to see here officer
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don't you read the paper, officer?
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Pinche pig
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I stole dubs
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>>675506443
>proof to be framed
>never got dubs again
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em check dubs
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Nah just Syrian immigrants
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I swear mr officer these are for medical use only
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no, but thank you for asking officer
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>>675506400
Your under arrest!
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>>675505177
two counts of illegal dubs possession, you're coming with us
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Fuck you pig
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>>675503208
no sir, but i have a meth lab in the trunk, and illegal immigrants in the back, and 5 pounds of explosives under my car.
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>>675503300
>>675503477
>>675503600
>>675503800
>>675504066
>>675505100
>>675505177
>>675505188
>>675506288
EVERYONE DROP THE DUBS
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>>675503208
Of course not officer.
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>>675507399
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No dubs here officer
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>>675507064
Nice!
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>>675507399
i knew from your face you couldn't be trusted.
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>>675507957
I did too, we do police good
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dubs? never!
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N-no dubs here officer only singels
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am i being detained officer?
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>>675508601
Alright, you get off this time. On your way!
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>>675508777
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>>675508777
FUCK, you can't arrest what you can't catch!
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>>675508777
Fuck yeah you're being detained.
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I-I got nothing officer.
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>>675509065
You can't outrun us punk
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>>675509261
>>675509437
well, you asked for dubs not trips.
they are for medical use.
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>>675509614
Surely you can produce a prescription for that, defendant?
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>>675509614
My bad I was just blindly following a fellow officer. Thanks for the help kiddo
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>>675503208
Absolutely not, officer.
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>>675509913
Kek
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absolutely not, officer
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None
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It doesn't matter officer, I got my license
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>>675510109
No prescription? Just what I thought. Off to jail, then. Good the officers were so thorough.
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None here
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K
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>>675503625
Hello :>
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You can check sir, just leave the proper alone.
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>>675503208
I'm clean fam
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I PLEAD THE FITH RITE TO REMAIN SILENT MUH AMENDMENT I NEED TO SEE MY LAWEYER
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Well, lemme see, Sire.
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>>675503208
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>>675512266
Jesus Christ! Put the multi dubs down!
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Ch-ch-ch-check it out
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>>675512266
>>675512463
WE NEED BACK UP
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>>675512684
Alpha squad standing by!
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No sir, just seats and a steering wheel, heh....heh...
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>>675512684
>>675512861

chill out guys, we got them!
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>>675503208

Am I being detained? May I go now?
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>>675503208
N-n-no sir.
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>>675503208
Fucking A
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nah, just got me some trips
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safe
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>>675503208
Are quads okay, officer faggot?
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absolutely no
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I'm clean
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run
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>>675513300
On the fucking ground!
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Uhh, no dubs here sir...
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as clean as it gets
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Chill man all I got is the gram of coke
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>>675506133
>How could you let this guy get off until now?
S-Sorry sir, arresting him now!
>Well I hope you didn't fuck up the court case!
N-no sir! We still have all the evidence!
>Good!
Yes sir!
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>>675507044
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND

You're under the arrest for illegal possession of dubs. Any dubs can and will be used against you in court of law
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No dubs, trips, quads, quints, or sexts here.
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>>675503208
no just trips so jog on pig
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>>675513300
YOU GONNA GO TO JAIL NOW
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>>675513640
I AM WHITE.
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Do I look like a nigger officer?
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I'm sorry officer. I don't even know what dubs are.
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may i help you, officer?
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>>675513779
NO BUT YOU SMELL LIKE ONE
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Fuck the police
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>>675503208
nope just come drugs some guns and Mexicans in the boot
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>>675503208
Yes, here you go officer.
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>>675513877
GET ON THE GROUND
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here to bail out the kek
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>>675503208
No, Constable. Of course not.
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Hello Officer. No dubs here. Nope. None at all.
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>>675513387
You need any backup there, officer?
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>>675513776
off by one but still white
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>>675513919
Be gentle I'm a virgin
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>>675513979
off by 2 but still white
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No dubs here officer.

Just a law abiding citizen minding my own business.
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hey man all i got are singles
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>>675514046
off by 2 but till white
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>>675503208
i fucked a girl for awhile who got dubs every time she posted.
she was just so smart, you know? like you could tell how beautiful and complex her mind was in the way that she analyzed a dick before sucking it. like she was doing calculus on the perfect cum shot. she could make me precum a pretty much normal amount of jizz without even cumming for real. cosigns and tangents of my precum would drip out her nose while she sucked and jammed out to our favorite song. she knew i loved that. so she would look up at me with those big doe eyes, let the cum drip out of her nose as far as she could, and then sniffle it right back into her head. and just as the song was reaching its climax, so would i. that shit was the sexiest thing I've ever experienced. this still gets me hard just about every time i listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
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Nope, I'm clean sir.
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No officer, no dubs here
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>>675513911
>911

I'm gonna call the cops man
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>>675514109
off by 9 but still white
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No...
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>>675514032
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No dubs here officer
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>>675503208
no dubs here sir.
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I don't know anything about Jason's missing dubs ocifer am I being detained I know my rights
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>>675514032
I DON'T CARE TYRONE IS GONNA MAKE YOU HIS PRISON BITCH
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sir I just wanna get home
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Maybe I do have trips on me
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>>675503208
Hello officer.... ALLAHU AHKBAR!!
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Please don't hurt me I have a family
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Am I being detained?
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>>675514441
Nice trips
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>>675514575
newfag spotted
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>>675514575
Those aren't trips you korean faggot
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>>675514575
No glorious leader, those are-- aaargh!
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>>675514441
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>>675514711
>HE'S GOT A GUN
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>>675514165
off by 1 but still white
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>>675514711
You're under arrest sir.
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no dubz here offficers
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>>675514837
off by 4 but still white
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>>675503208
Sir no sir.
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What seem to be the officer problem?
No dubs in this van mam.
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noooooooooooope
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>>675514989
off by 10 but until then, still white.
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Nothing to see here officer.
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>>675515050
off by 5 but still white
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No officer, only trips
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Nope
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>>675515099
OH SHIT IM BLACK NOW RUN
>runs off with dubs
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No doubles here sir
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>>675515099
>still white
Nice try. Hands up where I can see them!
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>>675514888
Do you have something in your hand, officer?

Surely those aren't.....trips?

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ARRESTING ME
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No dubs in here, officer. Just dreams.
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>>675515099
What color do you have now, son?
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>>675515099
get on the ground nigger
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>>675503208
Is there an officer, problem?
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>>675503208
alot weed stashed behind the satnav
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But I dindu nuffin officer
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*shoves dubs up my ass*
none here sir
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dubs lost i won
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>>675515288
shit we got some corrupt cops here need back up now
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>>675515422
drop those dubs
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>>675515288
>gone
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>>675515422
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>>675515422
Your days of web slinging are over, pal
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Damn spidey I thought you were a hero...
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>>675515566
DROP EM
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>>675515566
>>675515611
>comes bacfk
CORRUPT COP
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>>675515611
SAYS THE CRIMINAL SCUM
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>>675515701
YOU WONT TAKE ME ALIVE
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>>675503300
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND.
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Free dubs
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>>675515611
>>675515811
TWO 11
HOLY SHIT
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we need back up asap to much corrupt scum
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>>675515611
excellent chain of dubs, now all of you FUCKING GET ON THE GROUND!
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>>675515811
> ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>675503208
I know my rights!
So you gonna need a warrant for that
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>>675515811

>Suspect is heavily armed, in possession of two dubs
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Who got my dubs?
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>>675515926
On my way!
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>>675516026
FUCK YOU COPPER
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Yeah there are, i have them right there by my side.
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>>675505234
they will never catch me though
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Yo nigga i aint doin any bad
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no, ofc not
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>>675503208
No sir, I'm just an innocent refugee practicing my religion of peace
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>>675516431
HELP!
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yes sir
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>>675503353
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All cops must now be scanned by Blak Copper
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Can I help you officer?
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love it
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nope
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>>675503208
N-no
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>>675503208
these aren't my dubs they're my friends, just holding
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